Alabama Panhellenic Recruiting Video

[fluffanatorXD]

Lame!

[BrikHarville]

Could be the worst video on youtube, I'm not even fucking joking..

[KaiKarina]

Why do guys want to date sorority girls?

[JKDpowerhouse]

Haze the shit out of these girls.

[kberrybae]

this was possibly the worst 2:15 of my life.

[breezyfreshhhh]

um,

WAR EAGLE.

anyone with a pulse can be admitted into the University of Alabama... clearly.

cheers.

[mynamefwong]

i didn't even hear any words

[bucknutz021891]

meanwhile in the South...

[dastee4]

Sounds like every mainstream rapper.



[sketchybrad]

dumb sluts



[ChimeraFace]

Awkward...

[itskatieyall]

ok

[sarahbelle909]

This is too awkward to watch

[Halocuber]

Sad thing is that UA is a pretty good school.

[420phishingformoe420]

i was going until the Friday part 

[p3destrian]

why the unflattering tank tops?

[paramate001]

almost as bad as friday...oh wait it in here too! WTF!?

[iamafreebitchbaby]

this is the most awesome thing i have ever seen.

[ORoweIII]

i can't believe i wasted two minutes of my life on this fuckery.

[rsfowlerjr1]

oh god.  IM NOT A HATER BUT I DIED LOL ON THE FLOOR HAHAHA

[eisenei]

Mass suicide would be the responsible choice at this point.

[cloudyfox]

im embarrassed just by watching it....

[1337Kira]

This is why they have to stop inbreeding in the South...

[MrLefwtf]

Why do I see Greek letters?

[SuperBarbieSlayer]

JUST STOP NOW

[jlopez082494]

You make it seem like Rebecca Black actually has talent.

[Arekkusu723]

What the fuck am I watching

[k92aida]

hahahah so embarassing wow.

[termtrky]

special ed got loose

[BeepBeepGetRowdy]

when you spend all day on campus and working on recruitment, let's see what you decide to do with your time

this is totes presh!

[ifeellikeacobbsalad]

oh!

[RymesWithPineapple]

....ugh, they are so white

[supremeleaf]

whores

[dancingismylifea]

ha thats embarassing...

[dsteinbach0704]

those girls are nothing but bait for my dick

[annie41338]

@squarles2007 Because stating your class makes you classy? I don't think so darling.

[mattymo56]

tits or GTFO

[legallyinsane456]

all these girls are ugly....

[santran]

@legallyinsane456 THen wtf are you doing here...

[santran]

@legallyinsane456 And you're a virgin.

[SweetNessTM]

@legallyinsane456 Nah, the girl at 1:17 is cute but I hate her voice!

[grits207]

Back in the kitchen, ladies.

[mbennettw1]

as a student here...this makes me sad...but not really because they really are this ridiculous.

[ZomfzdItzxOxiaoya]

I came here 'cause of Smosh...

[squarles2007]

More evidence proving auburn women are far and above the classier women between the two schools. One this idea would have been shot down before it was even spoken by the retarded GDI who ninja'ed her way into a sorority and got the minority vote for panhelenic. Two why are we as greek people emulating the lowest members of society? as greeks we are supposed to be the cream of the crop and not stoop to this level of stupidity. three ladies if this appeals to you please go to alabama

[clineber16]

oh and your bid day sucked

[clineber16]

I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA. THIS EMBARASSED EVEN ME. i wonder what they were thinking while making this. I feel like... nevermind im just gonna stop right here

[chrisot123]

Web Redemption. Now. Thumbs up so Tosh can see this.

[DarkJoker99]

Goddamn, why do I have to be a white girl? I'm going to be associated with these dumbass cunts.

[ihatemilk20]

I want to stab my eardrums. Who thought this was a good idea!?!?!?

[tzavalanche]

oh god give me a gun i cant take it anymore

[tzavalanche]

oh god give me a gun i cant take it anymore

[MIAinotherwords]

this makes me ashamed to be an alabama fan. good god, girls.

[ajtinkle]

If the sound isn't working try watching in standard definition. I turned the hd off and it started working

[Arcllore]

Saw it on AotS, found it on youtube purely to dislike it... My job is done.

[iwishyouwereherenot]

hahahahhhahahahahahahhaahahahh­a

[CourtneyCatastrofee]

this made me embarassed to be greek at a different university. :(

[boehme14]

LOL YALL SUCK. baylor wannabes

[wp58521]

dumb dingy whores. stupid fucking sluts!thiese cumts.serve.only one purpose

[droseuss]

Oh.. my ... god... why the fuck did i just want this!

[1418cnt]

umm I can't hear shit

[kise77]

Well it was a.... slightly smart idea.... Yet done oh so horribly

[Kingcreep23]

what the fuck....

[SOCOMSoldier01]

I got half a chub watching this, not big enough to even fit in my hand and masturbate...damn

[DreamChasersInc]

Funny how people forget how much they sucked when they were young(er). Seriously, college is the perfect time to be ignorant and lame, that's the time we're supposed to be expanding our world view and becoming more well rounded. Whether we do or not is mainly up to us, not anyone else.

[loadedsean17]

This may have more dislikes than likes but I still say its time for some Fucky Fucky!!!

[MrMdarnell09]

sooo white girls have absolutely no rhythm at aaaaaall.

[insanekira800]

noticed they're were no black people oh thats right its alabama

[blubbaditty]

Anal sex with college girls = YES. Like this video? HELL NO.

[TheOriginalLight12]

never go full retard everyone knows that!

[killerzombie091]

aots !!!

[AlbieGfromMyspace]

thumbs up if AOTS brought you here

[djphiya]

aots

[ResetLiveGrow]

Just saw this on TV - Attack of the Show

[verdasium]

uhhhhh....the girl at 1:17....she has one of those voices where you know youre just gonna hate this person

[stealth4933]

Being Greek:

Greeks: Being in a fraternity is the same thing as being in a social club. It is stupid to argue with people about it. It is fun being greek and does not reflect your intelligence level at all.

Non Greeks:Saying Greeks are less intelligent is no more true than saying an English Person is less intelligent than an American or vice versa.

Stereotyping exists. People in Fraternities stereotype people who are not in then and Vice Versa. In Group/Out Group thinking is very real.

[IfImBeingHonest]

@stealth4933 Greeks aren't very intelligent though. Most of them are lowlife sex predators. The women are useless idiots that are only good for sex.

[stealth4933]

@IfImBeingHonest Well, the fact of the matter is that most of us are not intelligent. And men thought with their pants long before fraternities were around and ninety percent of the male population are sexist. I personally am in a fraternity (possibly the reason why I felt compelled to post on this :) ) and I am intelligent.

[RavePB]

All you bitches deserved to get date raped.

[musicgirl12]

Jesus, I thought most of the terms weren't suppose to be used like: rush-y, rush week...Its called recruitment. GAWD!

[gnarlygnarcreature]

guys their age probably used to think they were fun to be around, then they went to college and started pulling shit like this, now they all assumed the role of mindless cumdumpsters

[khh8959]

And i thought Soulja Boy was horrible...

[TonyBtheEG]

I would shoot my loads all over them. Dislike.

[flipvideo2000]

This was the DUMBEST song and VIDEO EVER!! They all need to be smacked in the face with a monster cock..

[IntrigueTheatre]

That girl on the far right in the pink at 2:02...did she suddenly orgasm?

[MisterLaJoye]

I hate myself for listening to this. I really do. I hope all of you are happy.

[com4420]

Bless their hearts

[fhiuadshfiudshfgiads]

I would bang all of them at the same time

[iDUDEsweet]

please be naked... it would be hit

[JKjoris]

haha yeah you sucks :D

[Countdown1230]

i don't think i'd wanna fit in with those girls...

[Ljpalmer12]

I'm wondering why all the singers are tone deaf. KKG Kappa Rap 2 wins. (It is acceptable to autotune in this situation...)

[IntrigueTheatre]

237 people appreciate a century of Alabama tradition. 

[Jacobgwaters]

This makes me discussed that these people go to Alabama, now we are all rednecks and airheaded sorority girls.

[InceRumul]

Great - if you're targeting 4th graders.

[swimmadude66]

You have to help me. I watched this video, and then the phone rang, and it was a blocked number. I picked it up and it said "rush week" and seven seconds later my ears started bleeding.... for the love of god please somebody burn this video with fire before it claims another vicitm

[tylerjmccall]

Everything that is right and good in the world was ruined by this video.

[bookishtrombone]

Please know that not all sororities are this... is there a word for it? Personally I hate being "Greek" but I love the girls in my chapter because they are focused on school and there is no silliness like this.

[artnsoul]

just stop. 'killing yourself' jokes are funnier.

[shadowsofglory]

I'm finding this place and setting a serial rapist loose in their house.

[jayhawks25]

umm, I can't hear anything they're saying, just the instrumental music. Anyone else have that problem?

[thepricetag]

@jayhawks25 I did but it was my computer. I used a friend's and his worked fine. I don't know what was wrong with my computer

[zimhudson]

what about the black sororities???

[Jacobgwaters]

@zimhudson Their are none in alabama.

[azizborashed]

OMG MY EARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheKutKre8or]

My gosh, that is horrible.

[Sreavis38]

you sluts are terrible

[fakebeliever]

There is something in my pants I would like to put in each one of their mouths to preoccupy them from rapping horribly.

[iheartnurdz]

the fuck dd i just watch?

[Nickpooz]

Not going to Lie that was horrible, But I would soo tap 98% of them girls!

[soccerkid360]

@Nickpooz what is the 2% ??

[santran]

@Nickpooz They wouldn't tap you. 

[qurazy]

Why

[Flundrek]

Im glad im deaf.

[afinitimyob]

It's absolutely horrible!!! LOL!

[1337HxC]

LOL

This made my day.

[magmat0585]

so... this is like the youtube version of the ring, right? I have a certain amount of time before I expire? SWEET SATAN'S DOLL COLLECTION, PLEASE LET ME DIE!!!!!

[GhengisTron]

Yup if they would of tried this here in Baltimore they'd all get shot.

[sharktooth45]

@GhengisTron the only people who have jobs in baltimore are the cops.

[mzs00011]

So, they made an even worse version of the worst song ever made (Friday)? I guess that's a University of Alabama education for you. It only took Forrest Gump six years (NCAA violations?) to graduate. (Yes I know he wasn't real).

[MCSizzle1116]

@mzs00011 yeah, because UA focuses on remixes of shitty songs in their curriculum.

[BTBRIZZY]

so awful

[Commandoj251]

Please go to hell sororititutes

[SuperKatie1015]

I loved it! Seriously!! GO GREEK!!

[Calbeast7]

this gave me non stop diarrhea...it won't stop. what do i do?

[cdh0012]

can i get a roll tide? harveys....

[jcroft90]

I woulda fucked all of you, if you didn't open your mouth and have shit fall out.

Go back to the kitchen and keep your mouths closed.

This is America God damnit!

[cookiecrisp0]

First they saw a leprechaun in Mobile, then they tried rapin everybody in Huntsville, and now this in Tuscaloosa... Alabama can go to hell!

[marpee06]

first 10 seconds had great potential... and then... embarrassment.

[alw87642]

thank GOD i'm a gdi

[BeepBeepGetRowdy]

THIS IS AWESOME!!!

[crezzymonkey]

After watching this I took my college diploma off the wall, lit it on fire and watched it burn.

[marleySux]

better looking and just as talented as popular rappers

[tuskred]

Two people, the ones who live in our world, the few that live in their own & those all in between. Good though for these girls to allow themselves to be humiliated for their 15 minutes.

[halodoomhpf15]

AOTS destroyed this shit, this video is dangerous to people brain cells

[halodoomhpf15]

this shit is so bad im gonna report it for child porn

[Rsarm2180]

Is the girl at 1:17 retarded?

[PowerSynopsis]

@Rsarm2180 The fuck are you talking about? They are all retarded.

[MrSpecialistMdS]

@Rsarm2180 Girl at 1:17 is named Rebecca black. Get it right bitch.

[jacobali2]

:| WTF?

[Ariinya]

Video is cute!

[halodoomhpf15]

@Ariinya this video is so bad these girls were probably expelled for this ear rape

[autigers2015]

My small opinion of the University of Alabama just stooped even lower. Possibly even my I.Q. No, definitely my I.Q. too.

[we2QB]

I have just been ear raped!!!!!!!!!!

[rcanec]

If these girls allowed themselves to be filmed in this video, I'm sure they'd allow themselves to be filmed in a porno.

[markisthetitan00]

On the plus side, the editing is pretty mediocre.

[th3v13w]

.....shrinkage......like a Frighten Turtle '=P

[ChristianGetsReal]

Tosh should bring these bitches on his show and shoot them all

[andiegurl98]

i died inside

[mikeand42clouds]

Tosh.0 web redemption.

[modmaciek]

Fresher than Nixon? The fuck

[PopeosVideos]

first time i've ever seen the number of likes being used for witty comments instead of dislikes. lol

[LucasgEntertainment]

Ok it's a parody, it's supposed to be bad. What do people not get about that? The only thing I don't get is how this has so many views???

[elcangry17]

@LucasgEntertainment

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[Leisaajohnson]

If you don't like this video, don't watch it. It is everybody's prerogative to make a dang video if they want. You people need to frigging get a life.

[alw87642]

@Leisaajohnson you need to friggin WATCH THIS and tell me part of you didn't die inside.

[magmat0585]

@alw87642 I died on the outside as well.

[RDJim]

I want to throw up.

[mundial200]

Who the hell thinks what does this horrible song needs to make it better????hummmm....what about Rebecca Black!!!! fail...

[RollOnToVictory]

what if i want to go Italian?

[soulrisk1010]

oh..

[NickyNick227]

The girl in the blue Pan X needs to die.

[Slambertmilam11]

@NickyNick227 they all need to die. embarrassing to bama.

[BC13Motherfucker13]

BEST FUCKING SONG EVAR!

Keep trollin' :D

[SpPhantom01]

I want to have dirty sex with all of theeemmmmmmmm

[italianstalian200]

0.o

....

DELIVER US FROM EVIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!

[AyoforMykoYayo]

@EPICGAMEBOY lawl

[spen1ghe]

More proof that sororities and fraternities are fucking stupid as fuck...

[GriffVirgil]

Hothothothot its ok im funny