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  • Archer> Captain Archer to all hands, hold on.

    Random Crewman> What the hell does he think we've been doin'?!

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  • Go to hell!

    Poetic.

  • This is Enterprise at its best. Maybe they should have gone to the Xindi War for the first season. btw, we need to search out and find every last member of the Durass family and exterminate them. The galaxy will be a better place.

  • @TheVargr also the enterprise d was made as a cruiser as there weren't any wars going on at the time of its making, that's also why it had civilians on board. The Klingon threat was over, and the Borg and the Dominion hadn't happened yet :)

  • @TheVargr the bridges have much more safety system and shields than the rest of the ship. Despite being exposed, it's one of the safest places to be. Ironically, sickbay, always in the middle of the ship is a really bad place as there are lots of medical components and sensors to explode and fall on you :)

  • "go to full impulse" --"i wouldn't" ---"you heard me Travis" then a few moments later...."increase speed Travis"

    so whats the point of FULL impulse when you can always go faster...lol it would apear the writers did not go back and read their own work...lol

  • @1crazyfocker or any work in the series for that matter lol so many inconsistancies

  • @1crazyfocker Good find.

    

  • @1crazyfocker Yeah, they probably didn't read it again, but 'technically' full speed is not the maximum speed achievable, but more like max speed without damaging the engines and/or still being halfway fuel efficient. As far as I remember, after full speed came something called flank speed (at least I think it was).

  • Hahaha Lol 045-048 "go to hell"

  • @RaptureMan117 Yea it does make you wonder why they don't always target the bridges. I loved how design in BSG had far better sence (although not in the original series where it was at the front with a bug window). Thats an issue I seen mentioned in the Halo novel series also. It basicly stated the Covenant placed bridges deep in the heart of a ship which was far more secure than UNSC ships in which it was always at the very front. NX better ship as klingons were more advanced compared to feds

  • @RaptureMan117 The Ent-D relies almost entirely on its shields for defence. Whilst the old BOP was easily inferior it did manage to have the exact shield freqencies making it useless. The real morons were the ones who designed the Galaxy as a cruise boat with big windows and weak structural intregity instead of making a military vessel. At least the NX-01 could handle hits (she is nearly destroyed and torn up yet still functional at the end of S3).

  • The Enterprise NX01 is no match of the TNG Era Klingon Brel Bird Of Prey and Kvort Bird Of Prey

  • Well, we certainly can't call it the Mutaura Nebula Maneuver? :)

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  • what they didn't show was Archer singing, "what-what in the butt' as his victory song.

  • There's a name for that maneuver in actual jet fighter combat...???

  • @TheEleventhIndian yea... a loop...

  • @TheEleventhIndian CAPTAIN BETHANY AGANA BUILDER IS A STAR TREK DR WHO  U.S.S. ENTERPRISE?

  • 3:05 - yippee ki yay.................

  • @Freddie1980 captain BETHANY AGANA BUILDER IS A STAR TREK DR WHO U.S.S. ENTERPRISE?

  • i wanted to see what was in there.

  • @Omerack

    Watch the entire third season and you can.

  • Nice shot there of NX-01 flying through the Bird of Prey wreckage.

  • Who said so much about canon or not canon things? Keep your opinions! This series was canon... so... enjoy!

  • the Klingon was going to say or I'll have your 5th season cancelled

  • The Klingons are not suppose to look like that yet, it's no wonder this show got canceled. They messed up canon too much, I mean I saw so many mistakes in this show it made sick completely.

  • @Matakashi But wasn't the timeline changed by First Contact? Forgive me if I'm mistaken... I haven't seen the entire show yet.

  • @Matakashi There was actually an episode where they explained the Klingons appearance. So no, it's not a mistake.

  • @Matakashi klingons always looked like this, its a seperate group that look like humans. its probably because you think you know everything there is to know about ST, but infact you dont, and thats why you didnt like this show.

  • @TheMarokii TOS Klingons looked like humans because that was they makeup they had. It then changed in the Motion Picture. Enterprise created an explanation for the human appearance in TOS.

  • @fjccommish yes i know, ive watched the TOS too.

  • @fjccommish what happend

  • @ThisIsPehPeh A virus made them look human.

  • I think star trek don't have canon star trek canon is total mess for me

  • Klingons didn't have Bird of Prey until the Kirk's time, this fucks up the canon painfully. Generally, ENT should have never been made, its a mistake.

  • Writers seem to have forgotten that the torpedos are guided weapons. If someone is dumb enough to have no aft shields, you could just program one to fly past their ship, turn and hit them from behind. No need to pull any of this bullshit space dogfighting.

  • 3:05 Reed just got a hard on.

  • @atomikus37 The only thing that would have made it funnier is if immediately after "Go to Hell," Archer had signaled Hoshi to end the transmission, not even giving Duros a chance to say anything else. LOL!!!

  • The Klingons forgot to activate the Genesis Device at the end...Seriously, this scene is the Mutara Nebula all over again.

  • Whats an "Expanse"?

  • @adfgfds Watch Enterprise it'll explain it in detail. Basically, space that is distorted due to the Temporal Cold War being fought in the future between the Federation and the Sphere Builders.

  • @adfgfds An area of space surrounded by a nebula cloud, and filled with distortions and anomalies that have been known to destroy ships rather easily.

  • @porpus99

    Ah

  • I like these earlier eps where T'pol is rockin' that messed-up boy hair! :D

  • "Hold on? Sir, don't we have artificial gravity?"

  • @kesselrunfun It's the inertial dampeners that would be pushed by that.

  • @kesselrunfun Hello! From what I understand, the inertial dampeners (which is tied into artificial gravity and compensates for the movement of the ship). Can only compensate so much and sometimes forces act faster or stronger than the system is able to adjust for immediately. I mean, none of the crew ended up on the ceiling during this manoeuvre so they must have been working. If you were just being funny than just ignore this message. :)

  • that is how you take down a klingon vessel

  • Archer : ...Fire

    Reed: =))))

    best

  • Damn that's some bad acting and unexciting battle scenes

  • @peachmanflossboypeac The dull background music really doesn't help. No tension at all.

  • ummmm the Bird of prey style didn't show until Kirks time.. it was origionally a Romulan design received in the trade agreement between Klingons and Romulans

  • @wanderer711 Where did you learn that?

  • Enterprise was a fantastic series - shame the lack of loyal fans allowed it to be pulled off after season 4. Obviously the same 'gits' that did the same to Nemesis.

  • @TRUMPER007 eh, nemesis was lame. Enterprise was not.

  • @Blastaar7 - Nemesis was a good action movie - not lame at all!

  • 1. The Enterprise Series is TRASH, nothing compared to tng tmp and tos,

    2. The NX Enterprise looks extremly like a downside Akira class, AND

    3. Why the Hell does the NX look like New even it was shooten all the time by the Klingons?! It has not even a Scratch on the Surface! Shows again how crapy this Series is.

  • @Highlandrise point 3 is the same for all the series ship damage has never been consistent through out, the only series that comes close that i can think of is voyager

  • @CaptainCrumple what?!?! watch season 3, the nx-01 gets EFFED up like you've never seen. It feels like the ship was wrecked for the ENTIRE season.

  • @Blastaar7 i forgot about that i thought it was repired half way through

  • @CaptainCrumple Not really. You can see the battle damage on the ship even in zero hour.

  • @Highlandrise

    1. Seasons 3&4 are better than 1&2.

    2. I agree, bad move by the producers.

    3. Have you not seen "Damage?" Enterprise get's its ass handed to it, and they don't repair the damage until they return to Earth. No where do they pull a Voyager.

  • @sfs2040 I never watched voyager continuously. DId they get messed up only to suddenly be all good again?

  • @Blastaar7

    On several occasions. "Year of Hell" doesn't count because all the events that happened to Voyager never technically happened in the end because the ended up changing history. But in one episode, Voyager gets copied into 2 ships, and one ship accidentally ends up ass raping the other. But the intact ship has to self-destruct to stop the Vidieans from capturing the ship, so the wrecked Voyager is left to go on its merry way and they are fully repaired by next week.

  • @Blastaar7 Ohhhh yeah.....Voyager would be hit and parts blown off every ep only to come back in the next ep all shiny and perfect.

  • @rtds9fan hahaha sounds hilarious.

  • The NX-01 is the most badass ship simply because it doesn't have shields. And it has turret mounted cannons, none of that phaser bank, multi-modulating shields business.

  • For a race of nasty tough warriors it looks like those Klingons use a fair amount of shampoo and conditioner to get such nice shiny hair.

  • @notfromthistime Well I mean, image is everything...

  • is he related to duress from next gen

  • Looks like the battle in the Mutara Nebula...

  • On the NX01, engineers shovel coal into the Warp-Boiler-Core

  • @walter0bz Thats some funny stuff right there. Good one.

  • @Larrsify

    -they send messages to starfleet via subspace carrier pigeons

    -they have a grappling hook instead of a tractor beam (heh they actually do)

    etc

  • @walter0bz Well, yeah. Shoveling was the only way to feed the engines. Starfleet didn't develop Warp-Coal conveyer belt systems until the early 23rd century.

  • @thespecialneedsgroup -

    Wikipedia did state something similar, but someone vandalized it

  • All that futuristic weaponry and they don't have a radar to show the ship they're chasing has pulled up and gone behind them?

  • @trent8002003

    Clearly you've only watched this clip. The rift is disrupting long range sensors, reason why they cannot hit them and the reason why they didn't see them do an L4.

  • @trent8002003 klingons dont rely on sensors, they fught useing visual data only,

  • @danlovejoy20 Nonsense. Visual data. You mean like world war 2 dogfight between a spitfire and a BF109??? The Klingons are up agst the Federation and the Romulans for heaven sake. Visual data? Please.

  • go to hell - haahahahahahhaahahah nice archer!!!

  • So, the Enterprise started it's habit of mopping the floors with the bad guys early on in history.

  • Nice and accomodating it was for the other two Klingons to chicken out...

  • @quantum460 That was a Vulcan. It's an easy mistake to make.

  • This is stupid. Klingon's didn't look like this at the time damn it.

  • @10blood Well the entire series was wrong. The Romulans are never mentioned as far as I know, and the war with them was fought with nukes, not phasers and torpedoes. Yet we see the first violent contacts with ET's using these weapons. Unfortunately you and I are true to the show but the scriptwriters could not give a damn if they tried.

  • @Artifactsofmars *nods* I agree with what you have said. Script writers are emotionless borg running on Windows Vista... LOL

  • @Artifactsofmars You are correct. The Romulans also had no warp drive during that time. As described in the original James Blish novelizations, they had primitive cylindrical sublight ships, and dirty nukes. That was why the Balance of Terror ship was such a surprise. All it would have taken was for the script writers to pick up a book and read once in a while.

  • @MrAndyBear

    All printed material and novels are not cannon, so whatever Blish wrote about is not a part of official Star Trek lore. However, you cannot ignore the fact that "conventional' weapons are used against the Romulans, and they can cloak, which was impossible before Balance of terror according to Spock.

    That would not be the first time that Star Trek cannon would not be contradictory. In "Relics" TNG, Scotty states that Capt. Kirk would of dragged the Enterprise out of mothballs to...

  • @MrAndyBear (cont.)

    go look for him when he disappeared in 2294 even though Kirk was "killed' in 2293 before Scotty himself disappeared.

  • @Artifactsofmars That's right. This show would be so much more interesting if they used nuke torps instead of photon torps and something inferior to phasers too.

  • @10blood yes they did, the plot as to why the looked as they did in kirk's time is played in this series too

  • A perfect Immelman maneuver

  • I think Star Trek Enterprise really brought the show back after Voyager destroyed it, despite all the inconsistencies. I think the producers really wanted to retcon it like JJ Abrams just did. It was a shame it was cancelled.

  • I enjoyed the first two seconds-- Til the fuckers had to mention "MANIFOLD". Their personal little "fuck you" to all trek fans.

    I wish the klingons had blown them to shit and ended our misery early.

  • @GoblinXXX  What's wrong with the word manifold?

  • @ElPatrioto Did you watch the show? That was their one technobabble buzzword, and BABBLE in the purest sense, since it never meant anything in the context in which it was used. Manifolds are air intakes or part of the exhaust in internal combustion engines, it would be like talking about the warp driveshaft or the hyperspace tires.

  • @GoblinXXX. Hmmm...but maybe it's an intake for drawing in...space gases? Like they fly around atmospheres or nebulas and suck up hydrogen that the ship uses for something?

  • @ElPatrioto They mention it IN EVERY EPISODE, it's their default technical term. Even if it made any sense, it's very clear that it doesn't mean a goddamn thing in the context of the plot. (And it's not like much can go wrong with a freaking air intake.)

    RED DWARF showed more respect for the audience with lines like "Swirly thing alert!"

  • Gay Bird of Preys - Gay Enterprise - Gay ENT!

  • @MovieMaker1302 At-least there were no gay Klingons, the idea of which I find to be quite disturbing.

  • @quantum460 of coarse they would have a abassador on earth but they were still enemies

  • @quantum460 that was probably a vulcan but if it wasnt it might have been a half-breed or a defector. but ur right they were still enemys until the end of undiscovered country. and they never really became part of the federation until sometime well into the 25th century

  • @quantum460 this series is right that this is about when first contact with the romulans happened and the federation and romulans were enemys right until the dominion war in the 24th century

  • @quantum460 in the 22nd century they hostilites but wernt offically enemies. until after the federation was formed. in the 23rd century which was the tme of kirk and spock yes they were enemies. in the 24th century and later they were friends despite some friction ocasionally

  • I can't remember which episode it is, But which is the one Where They find another Enterprise ship thats from the future?? I believe it was from an alternate timeline where they failed to stop the weapon, does this ring any bells??

  • If they'd gone to Red Flag or Top Gun they wouldn't have so many problems with the Kling-yawns.

  • He's thinking suggests 2-dimensional thinking.

  • @DarkKnightBob1o1

    Archer`s?

    2-dimensional of awesome, you mean. There is logic in his madness. Pretty much, having balls with save your ass and your ship. 

  • @MisterWhat wrath of kahn. if you don't get THAT reference hand in your phaser immediately and throw your pc out the window :P

  • @DarkKnightBob1o1

    It`s a laptop.

    Got you there, huh? huh?

  • @MisterWhat ooohhoohooo. How the tables have turned.

    touché.

  • @DarkKnightBob1o1

    Stop chasing me Klingon!

    go.to.Hell!

    (yeah, you won the battle, but not the War)

  • @MisterWhat You're a registered paedophile. The truth is out.

  • @loopstheloop

    If you did not wanted it to hurt, you should have asked for lube. I hope it`s not too sure.

    But Man, dick. You sure got tongue.

  • KAPLAAAAA!

  • SHOW=LAME

  • @krashly71

    You must be a klingon.

  • his pattern indicates 2 dimentional thinking.

  • @manintheryanmask Epic Quote!!!

  • @manintheryanmask lol was thinking that too!!!!

    

  • i hate these goody goody federation nerds - pansies

  • No one put the First battl;e that the NX-01 had with Duras's Bird of Prey from the early part of the episode. That was in the Season 2 Final episode after the Credits.enterprise was helped by another Earth ship enhanced with Phasers back engineefred with technology from the Next Generation. After enhancement the NX-01's armor was improved.

  • So the Klingons depend on visual contact through a regular window rather than sensors? Bad writing. How could such an advance culture not know an inferior warship was in their rear? Oh thats right the Klingons were to locked in on their windshield.

  • @yosefbenyosef One word, Tradition. The Klingons thought sensors were for cowards, and not for the "honorable" klingons.

  • @KevinEdwardMiah I dont disagree with what u said but if the Klingons had no way of seeing their rearends then their empire could not exist even in a science fiction setting because it would be known all one had to do is loop to their rear to destroy them. it also makes no sense to be driving a ship at warp depending on looking through a windshield.

  • "Go to Hell"

    Archer did not even flinched, he was just waiting it say it on his face. Badarse.

  • Why would they have to make a loop? Seriously, it's a spaceship and not an aircraft.

  • I love how everytime the ship is hit, the Tactical Computer Beeps lol.

  • why dose not archer fire his phasers back

  • NX-01 should not have been able to take that much damage :P

  • i would like to see the whole episode

  • disappointing that the Klingons arent talking in...KLINGONESE!!! WTF

  • The 22nd Century Bird of Prey's look pretty awsome.

  • "Go to Hell". Simply epic. Archer doesn't take shit from anybody.

  • archer is second only to kirk in regards to coolness.

  • @MrHoppers002

    Isn't Kirk made of awesomonium?

  • yes and archer is second cool for uttering the line: GO TO HELL! While Kirk's was: GO CLIMB A TREE!. :)

  • @Amaz1ngMrPa1n "Archer don't take shit from nobody."

  • Heheh, another example of starfleet cunning and deception. The federation's enemies always underestimate starfleet at some point. And then they get their ass handed to them. Just like this video shows. Even when faced with a superior threat.

  • i freaking love fights on enterprise!

    nearly every other star trek series would have exploded that klingon ship too dust because a torpedo touched it with its sheilds down, on this show u can easily see the pieces that werent destroyed fly appart

  • The Klingons dont have radar ?

  • the nebula made it hard for them to pin point their location.

  • Of course not, he is with the 4077 XD

  • @dinner2dr MASH lol good one

  • Ty XD

  • the empire will revenge this insult

  • I think they were a rogue group of Klingons.

  • @CapitanBluebeard I look forward to it! ~dukat~

  • When the klingons hailed them I was like

    "Finally! The enterprise hung THEM up for once!"

  • When Duras said "Surrender or be destroyed"

    I said the exact thing Archer said just before he did...."Go To Hell"

  • @darthroden do you think duras is any relation to the duras sisters?

  • I believe he may be an ancestor.

  • 2:55

    WHAT THE FUCK HAX D00D!

    Lol, 3 dimensions. (Technically 4, time and all.

  • Make a loop-de-loop and BOOM!

  • I personally thought Enterprise was the best Star Trek series. I hated the world when they cancelled the show.

  • uhh hello diggles27 Star Trek enterprise chronologically took place way before captain kirk was even born. As a matter of fact kirk was the captain of the 4th enterprise and archer was the captain of the 1st.

  • actually Kirk was the 3rd to command the first federation starship enterprise. Archer commanded the first earth starfleet vessel enterprise. a little difference there

  • Archer, then Pike and then Kirk.

  • u forgot april.

  • wgich ones pike?

  • @Dirtboy101

    Picard.

  • apparently that klingon captain had never seen StarTrek 2...where Kirk did the same thing to Kahn

  • I agree with about half of what you said here, and I think the people who gave you negative remarks aren't looking at that show for what it was. In all I'd say there about 10-20 good episodes out of the whole series. They explained the Klingon thing, but it seemed like a lame explanation, and the theme was moronic. Ship design I thought was good though....

  • @hrobbins

    You should wtch at least the episodes "Affliction" and "Divergence". It explains why the klingons look like humans in TOS.

  • We just love kligon's don't we!

    "Well then! GET CLOSER!"

  • Season 4 is where this show hit its stride really. Too bad it was canceled, as that fourth year was really good and its what got me to start watching the show again.

  • @alucard624 Financially no show can afford to hit its stride in season 4, it has to produce good results by season 2 at the latest or be cancelled, and Enterprise was never GOOD it just got OK.

  • @krashly71

    i heard evey star trek has problems at its fourth season.

  • @Kingrex16

    TNG Season 4 and 5 had the highest ratings overall for all star trek series.

  • @krashly71 But that's because executives freak out. Seinfeld didn't get good ratings until Season 3.