Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters

[coralsnake1000]

you're from Iowa........but its still funny!

[ZachDFrancois2010]

this isn't even funny... i'm from iowa

[SuperWarking]

@ZachDFrancois2010 Really? I'm from DSM myself and found this to be funny. Fucked up, but still funny

[29sailornaruto]

lol onion can be so dark sometimes

[MrBigEnchilada]

89% crying...wow thats not suppose to be funny but

[BloodHarvest21]

This is America in 20 years

[tachikoma747]

"a tornado could pass through the black section of cedar rapids" LOLOLOLOL

[FUNKYBLOK]

it could happen

[theworddoner]

I love how they all keep their cool, as they play their part. I would have burst out laughing!

[marine5546]

So did the shooter die since Obama won?

[DemonessQueeny]

lol at the cops standing around swinging arms back and forth

[tazwld]

there is no woodview square mall in des moines i live there lol

[zubieta]

@tazwld hahahaha its a parody so they rather not use real places (everything is a work of fiction... or so it seems ;) )

[crowtservo]

Considering how all the partisan hacks have behaved today, I think this video is very timely.

[CrimsonToast]

@crowtservo This video was made for you.

[N4rut0m4ng4]

The woman annoys me with her arrogance fist, someone falcon punch her.

[KillaCam96]

lol one of the most heartless Onion videos yet

[evannati]

a tornado might pass through the black section of cedar rapids

[thorium222]

this is so typical stupid americans! here in china they couldn't have voted anyway, so it wouldn't matter! stupid democracy!

[allwittynamestaken]

@thorium222 lol yes!

[hockeywarrior]

SOOOO DARK but SOOOO FUNNY!

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

This is what tipped the election for Obama

[CheeezMaster]

Hahahaha this is so brutal.

[bonnolog]

LOL

[itipicha999]

F U all 15 people dead AND THE WIFE OF THAT DEAD MAN IS CRYING AND THEY ARE LAUGHING U MOTHER F****RS WTF?>??

IF IT WASNT FAKE THEY WOULDNT LAUGH

[Poasted]

@itipicha999 HAHAHA SHE WAS PREGNANT TOO OH GOD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD OH FUCK MY LUNGS ARE BLEEDING HAHAHA

[Ahbamoja]

he was shot in the neck by mall security guard.(1:56)

[GameTrailersTheater]

This is so fake, everybody knows Mall Security Guards don't have guns. (^_^)

[sHART1780]

lol this is so wrong

[onixz100]

LOL, LEANING REPUBLICAN.

[Rangerdanger07]

I love the fact that a lot of people actually do think ONN is a real network and all these stories are real.

[BanPhotoRadar]

The worst Onion ever.

[Raklryja]

Dear God. The sheer soullessness of you people blows me away. People were MURDURED here and you are LAUGHING? And the news station! Ive never seen anything of the like! All they care about is the political race! They even said children dying doesn't matter cause they couldn't vote! The news anchors should be fired for saying such ignorant things.

[philritter21]

@Raklryja I hope youre kidding because it makes you look retarded.

[Raklryja]

@philritter21 FUCK i fail at trolling

[Kiroswan]

@Raklryja lol does it hurt being such a fucktard?

[Bleedingbox]

@Raklryja troll is seen as troll try harder

[tkwtg]

@Raklryja cut down on the sarcasm a little bit and youll be a perfect troll

[hockeywarrior]

@Raklryja YES YES! How cruel they are! Oh so cruel! Damn the Onion and their questionable reporting practices! *SARCASM*

[crowtservo]

@Raklryja Hey, you can't blame the anchors, they're just reading the teleprompter.

[1337357homevids]

This is so wrong, but so hilarious. Love how they say the children dying in inconsequential cause they can't vote XD

[shampoodaking]

f5 skips ads

[AmericanEagles50]

Its makes me feel bad to laugh but its hard not to

[ismailmustafa]

I wouldn't doubt it if fox news actually came out with a story like this

[oddvidios]

@ismailmustafa nahh theyl be too buzy with bullshit

[fathomthisss]

After reading the comments and observing the gullibility of the viewers I realised how little chance those that watch FoxNews have

[ashestoyoursoul]

@fathomthisss how do you know it's people that only watch fox news making those comments. it could be anybody.

[captainchris12]

"A tornado might pass through the bla* section of Cedar Rapids." LMAO lol

[oddvidios]

0:25 theres a pigeon in the background

[yoseewails]

I remember when this news first broke... I had just been fired from my shitty job with [classified] and was considering going on a skull-fucking spree...

[Visfen]

89% crying, lol.

[Cptdur420]

pure. win.

[superbacon321]

lmao this is SOOOOO messed but sooooo deliciously awesome!

[DualShooter]

0:34 - 0:38 AHAHAHAHA

[TheRealEricLester]

haha, this is almost too edgy to be funny

[Bablet16]

keyword being almost, right?

btw hi

[PurpleStorm8]

LMAO!

I think this is hilarious since politicians never acturly cared about the public anyway.

[ICE117649]

Why are some people talking like it's something terrible. The most part of you don't even know these peoples dead. However their votes was about to change your life.

[Bones0]

Dorm fire in a liberal arts college? The Democrats could kiss the election goodbye!

[gotcha1745]

Hate to break it to you but you are the nutsack shorttimer

[shorttimer09]

kinda wierd that you follow me from post to post

[AliensHateUs]

They're doing a satire on how stupid news anchors are. The fact that 27 people were shot and 15 of those dead, but the news covered not the shooting, but what they would have voted on, showing how stupid some news stations are when they get away from something tragic and make it less or look at it at a different perspective that is offensive. So yeah.

[pganton]

ROFL @ 1:34 - 1:48

[cycutieboi]

Wow...Its a good thing I was home that day and not going out....LOL...

[element492]

Probably one of the funnier onion videos

[Idontknowwhat2type]

my favorite is the monkey stabbing tests they are just to serious i laugh every time but then again the onion has almost no bad episodes

[waldoman7]

I'm guessing the objective here is to satire the way that politicians seem to care more about votes than actually doing any good

[BulletPr00fMonk]

a few babies were shot but they wernt of voting age so no problems there

[freddy8finger]

98% crying LOL

[UnrivaledShogun]

lmao. i wished i had watched this before the election was over.

[kornkiller03]

same LOL

[ashmakalaka]

Save Jeff!

[bcouce]

I'm sure McCain has his fingers crossed :)

[therequiembellishere]

It's a joke, God!

[benxr2006]

@nsewx ROFL!

[PurpleSharpie989]

@nsewx i hope your kidding ? 

[zezizzebezt]

@PurpleSharpie989 No, it's totally real.

[mirzairl]

@PurpleSharpie989 dont mind what people are saying , TheOnion channel is fake and they make funny news ,

[nsewx]

it's all about the votes, not human lives.

[HankyUSA]

May I point out that The Onion News Network is fake...no one actually died. I'm glad however that you caught on to the votes Vs. human lives idea even if you were too dim to see that is was a satire. You must have very little confidence it the human race if you took this to be real.

[Sethern53]

Life is a video game get over it and go shoot some zombies.....

[AreaClouded]

Not of voting age and so not of consequence LOL.

[smittyfromthecity]

this is brilliant

[KingReptarr]

everything is about voting :P

[DarkNinjaT]

Wait? With that kind of support, why didn't Senator Crying become president?

I smell treachery.

[mo1elftausend]

Is the "Woodview Mall" actually the FBI Building in Washington DC ?

[napalm4sd]

shes so hot.

[rome456456]

i think its hilarious how some retards think this is true!

LOL

[Beastorig244]

that really wouldn't be objective to call someone a retard just because he doesn't know that onion news is parody

seeing this for first time could be confusing

[northboy69]

I'm sorry but if one can't figure out that this is parody by the time one of these spots are over, its "over" for them. Things are so over the top, there is no excuse for not catching on.

[bcouce]

Honestly, that doesn't apply to all Onion videos. If the person is old enough to have grasped sarcasm, irony, etc and takes this seriously.. I'd lean towards retarded.

People saying it's real to have fun is too enjoyable to factor in.

[xrangerx]

people post comments saying that it's true to BAIT people like you.

[jmartzv]

this is wrong on so many levels

[peacelovemusic79]

Read the bottom at 0:44

"Converse releases orthopedic All Stars to accommodate aging hipster population."

[Rondart]

89% crying LOL!

[moda311]

one of the funniest ones imo...extremely clever

[abcjuju312]

ohhh that was wicked :D

[eminentjonfrost]

Was it wrong I LOLed at crying woman? xD

[yojostaif]

vicious

[Ninjack88]

haha the first comment on the news ticker... rofl!!!

[Dadge42]

holy shit LOL

[rhenfield]

"6 of the dead were not of voting age and thus of no consequence."

[gamehazard101]

LAWL 89% were crying incoherently

[lifeisaboutliving]

Who is the anchorwoman? She is hilarious!

[Masshuzai]

One of the darkest, insensitive and most evil Onion reports I've ever seen, and certainly one of the funniest and most brilliant. Dead-on perfect, /claps.

[tripdau]

watch the one bout the kid bankrupting the make a wish foundation

[peacelovemusic79]

That's what makes it so brilliant!

[MentalSentinel]

six of the dead were not of voting age, so not of consequence.

[nihonjon]

This is like Southpark, but...LIVE AND REAL. Brilliant.

[NikPennell]

Real? XD

[imanidiot911truther]

Did you seriously just ask if this was real?

[NikPennell]

I know what the Onion is... I was replying to another person's comment. If I were asking if this is real, I would have said "Is this real?"

[Pluntfarb]

Wow this is some dark humor but its funny

[Stevers80]

I burst out laughing just from reading the name of the video!

[lejink]

my god this is GOLD!! funny theres a cookie cutter news report that every network uses in the way they talk, the graphics, the way the story is told that can be used no matter how absurd the news is. theres no limit where this can go :D

[Someoneotherthanyou]

This

is

EPIC

[scineram]

Perfect.

[martinsisgod]

sad thing is this isnt far off some news networks

[awaseniu]

Call Orson Wellles! The Martians are coming! (These fake news videos make me laugh)

[xxTheChosen1xx]

haha loved these videos.. genius

[werewolf435]

ROFL politics at its best

[GLOBADYNE]

haha

[iseecheese]

reminds me home literally  -detroit

[EmpEli]

"A tornado might pass through a black section of cedar rapids" Brilliant!

[painsey]

omfg no no no lmfao

[Coleslayer9]

wow. lol. that was dark.

[joncmaxwell]

BAHAHA this is genius

[lawyerjudgesdestroy]

we can only pray they were all lawyers and judges

[Trinnztubefun]

omg one of them was a baby :(

[battlez666]

irrelevant, babies are not eligible to vote

[TheIshter]

Best comeback I've seen on YouTube.

You're hilarious, my good sir.

[bpushia]

2:46 "Oh this election season taught us that things can change in an instant Jack so there is still plenty of time for McCain to catch up" --- "right tomorrow there could be a dorm fire in a liberal arts college, or a Tornado mite pass through the black section of Cedar Rapids." LOL

[ianm89]

This was very funny and the satire was the idea of cut throat politics.

[yvanoseki]

LOL!

The Onion is so baaaad!!

[leovoti]

This reminds me of Deathrace 2000. (not the remake)

[nervozaur]

hahahahaha this is hilarious!

[shawner69]

Awesome...

[admiralzzyx]

dark humor...so dark...

[maggitPL]

Damn this is twisted... horribly... but somehow funny at the same time.

[Anarchiiusz]

i love onion news they make my cry ;)

[phan94]

Too Funny xD

[b00n707]

lol democrat losses, republican losses, not of voting age (losses) LOL ROFL XD

[pwnzormasteruvnoobs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i need to stop playing call of duty

[Infinitesimalism]

"Coalition of babies and pets demands end to constant rhetorical questioning." XD

[Peacekeeper1234]

Seriouslly we are all going to hell for making this and watching and laughing durring it.... but it was worth it!

[playdrumsmofuxa]

omg this is awesomely twisted

hahaha

[musthavejava]

This is SO TWISTED....

[falcodarkzz]

bloody hilarious

[TeslasRadio]

This is horrible and theres nothing funny about massacres, even made-up ones. I can't believe I'm laughing at this though, I think I need a therapist, lol.

[fjackson90]

lol this is kinda fucked up

[Msbea345]

lol.....I love the ONN...

[thenscream]

lol

[b4skin]

Disgustingly AWESOME!!!

Talk about a vote for Independance, GO Onion!

[mindprism]

"New Bill actually just a list of reasons why Joe Lieberman is a stupid fucking cunt"

OMG lol

Go Onion!

[Hooya2]

"A hurricane could pass through the black section..."

"I'm sure McCain has his fingers crossed!"

Roflmao

[ImRichRu]

read the news ticker at the bottom... hilarious

[remy5858]

oh my gosh this is great. lol

[Canb227]

donate money to save the murderer for the vote lol