SMBC Theater - Insecure Mugger

[StefanTylerHelton]

Give him a false sense of self worth, then touch him on the penis

[pilzn3r]

"The candy is bullets"

[HollowDelusions]

0:04 James' belly hanging out of his shirt...

[TheEsko]

Should have hamboned

[Jetz72]

James is acting as the same insane, poor, psychopath that he is in Hand to Mouth.

[likacow]

0:03 belly jiggle

[Zapheres]

Sadly, after this I went searching for candied bullets.

[fistsmcgee]

@Zapheres find any?

[technobadger]

Arrrrr no one likes him cos he's fat & no one loves him LMFAO.

[Zimnyification]

"I was going to kill myself, but now I'm going to go and kill children again!"

[D0wnPlusBee]

"THE CANDY IS BULLETS" and now I'm left cleaning soda off my monitor, keyboard, and desk.

[abhisheksanandreas]

Making aYoutube Account just to be the Top Comment ..... Forever Alone Level 19

[wasssail]

Krillin from TFS? Is that you?

[Ciarancoyle98]

@wasssail Noooo......Krillin is played by lanipator, And that looks and sounds nothing like him.

[bokillify]

Can someone explain to me what i just watched?

[5secondfilms]

Brilliant enough to keep our ADD in check!

[HoldTheseLimes]

I bet bullet candy tastes GREAT!

[TheJohnSolid]

@DraykonVokelda I was aware, on a second note; Boners! FOR EVERYONE!

[RoboHippo]

Dat belly bounce in the first clip

[Qtip290]

The candy is bullets transcribes to

apperantly it's bullets

How fitting

[wolflinkmidnaperson]

30 people have no sense of humor

[riomhadoir]

The insecure mugger: Offer him candy, then touch him on the bullets.

[thethefourth]

Whoa whoa hey, is that a Reed College shirt? I just got accepted there! I'm going there in the fall!

[nhmllr725]

Look down. Now up. THE CANDY IS NOW BULLETS.

[Asimovyd]

So in the Hitler's cat comic, the little bonus picture from the red button has Hitler-Cat's head sitting on James's body, making it look like Hitler-Cat is holding a gun.

...Heil mein furry.

[VannahWilson]

I couldn't understand the first thing he said… :S

[TheSeanhl]

@VannahWilson give me a sense of self worth

[VannahWilson]

@TheSeanhl I knew someone would think that's what I meant… I mean the first thing the other guy says to James to "give him a sense of self-worth". And then James says he's being insincere.

[gurkenhamster]

I'm always thinking.. how did James pop up like that, there wasn't a place to hide. He must have just sat on the ground and then jump up when somebody came. How did nobody notice him?

[Jessability]

Yaaay, Candy!

[EricThe12ABee]

Tits class awesome, mate!

[koobz21]

take a look at the candy, now back to me. The candy is now bullets

[Jujubean0607]

For some reason, this wasn't funny

[ViirinSoftworks]

Do I like this video? *click* Yes.

[BatmenInBlack]

CANDY BULLETS YAY!!!

[efsq]

the comics are fun but this is boring and every pun is predictable 

[keltzar1]

@efsq Were there even any puns?

[kadajshm]

@efsq Are you from Mars? 'Cause Earth has a sense of humor and I'm not detecting one in you. o_o

[ZeusDeusEx]

I was like... "naah, bad acting" and then like "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL =''''''''''''''''''''''...''.'­..'''.'D"

[mvit95]

This guy should make a minecraft parody since he looks a lot like Notch :D

[MegaViralTV]

awesome. MAKE MOAR.

[philofbeer]

I'm going to be giggling over "the candy is bullets" for the rest of the week...

[scootcha]

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[the1337cook]

@xxxxxx696969buyviagr Wait, did you make that account just to make this comment? :P

[bigerboom]

@the1337cook No, that's her real name.

[Syupweque2]

@xxxxxx696969buyviagr You're not the real deal!  You have way too good syntax!

[Ajoehail]

I'm just impressed at how James could say the name of his internet girlfriend without cracking up midway.

[065240434]

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[065240434]

1:15

[065240434]

0:15 EPIC WTF FACE

[3ssay]

"The candy is bullets!"

Awesome.

[DarksteelPowerchord]

wow epic ending xD



[LuckEnducedDeath]

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[fantafanta]

big fan of your work but, serious advice guys, invest in a tripod.

[tropmonky]

@fantafanta I liked the handheld up till the last shot.

[GroundBeefComedy]

@fantafanta I'm pretty sure hand held was the stylized choice for a mugging. It was funny and worked welllllllll. Gotta keep that shit raw sometimes.

[HerrBismarck]

@fantafanta Actually, if you notice movies and shows nowadays, they are now making them have a "hand held" feel to them. In a lot of movies and shows, the camera no longer stands still.

It think it makes it look better since it gives it a move "this is actually happening" feel as opposed to a static camera that makes it seem too smooth for reality.

My brother is into animation, and he says he hates smooth cameras.

[Elolzabeth]

I like Jon Brence. There. I said it.

[TravisTouch]

Fala "bala" no serviço militar para ver se eles concordam hehe, bom saber que outros Brs assistem smbc

[montesants]

Oddly enough in portuguese (br) candy and bullets are the same word: "bala"

[Flamingbullet06]

0.35: He says No in the same tune as Countdown xD

[timothy22597]

@DrMahlek while that was sort of funny, it's been so well established by this point that the view counts lag that anyone who doesn't know it and proves so is pretty much out of it. No offense. :P

[timothy22597]

@Usagibunnneh YES.

[wcr4]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS

[Fufflunsify]

Biggest mugger is best mugger.

[Usagibunnneh]

Lacy, gently wafting curtains?

[ItsTheSecretAsian]

Biggest compliment is best compliment!

[Science1314]

finally a new episode

[Shadow12000]

@mnypwrrspkt The gun is guilt, it hurts much more.

[Khaeysa]

@mnypwrrspkt I'm a woman...and I found that funny. XD

[Lollocide]

I have to say, it was pretty middling until the candy is bullets. Then it was funny.

[BENY0HAMA]

Biggest candy bullets is best candy bullets!

Shoot the kids, touch them on the penis!

PROBLEM SOLVED!

[Nefersefet]

We've missed you Jon :D

[PSquiresRogers]

I'm in awe

[BrandonLeSann]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS

[666devilfabricater]

the candy is a lie...

[Valgaav19]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS

[DrMahlek]

457 likes, 307 views (at time of posting).

I think someone from SMBC has been in contact with the Youtube admins, and touched them on the penis.

[2naruto1]

@DrMahlek die

[cugelth3clever]

@DrMahlek for crying out loud, they are updated separately. The view count hasn't been updated yet. It's not that complicated.

[ianmhwalling]

That shirt is from my college! Communism, Atheism, Free Love!

[alxfeld]

Damn it that's still funny

[masterofhobbiton]

Good lord, a Reed College T-shirt? Why didn't I know this before?

[PureZOOKS]

Is it just me, or is the big guy, the biggest over actor on earth?

[who149]

@PureZOOKS Thats sort of his deal usually

[PureZOOKS]

@who149 I guess, and it can be funny, but in my opinion, it just distracts from the jokes usually.

[itsmeian17]

@PureZOOKS William Shatner School for Dramatic Arts

[rickrussell]

Biggest compliment is best compliment.

[crakhead1011]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS!

[Chucktanium]

Hahaha! I bet that mugger went to UC Berkeley! Now a Harvard mugger...

[rossplendent]

Give him candy, touch him on the bullets.

[Zralf]

where are the spaceships ! i do'nt care much for the explosions, but you kind of said there will be spaceships.

[alchron]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS!

lol

[gamefreek4291]

BIGGEST SENSE OF SELF-WORTH IS BEST SENSE OF SELF-WORTH!

[AlexanderNielsen]

The candy is bullets!

[Arathien]

That was one of your best sketches yet.

'The candy is bullets!' - Perfect delivery.

[Kia044]

"The candy is bullets" = new "touch him on the penis"?

[rrgert4]

8 for whore

[Tsukasamacleod]

Biggest self worth is best self worth.

[anonymousdeity]

Sell him viagra over the internet, touch him on the penis.

[TehCthulhu]

So, uh.

I remember you were like, "Give us money and we can add special effects and the videos will be funnier."

And that was just... wow.

That was the first SMBC anything that I didn't find funny at all, and the only addition I noticed was horrible background music.

Sorry bro, hope this was a one time deal.

[Gillsing]

@TehCthulhu I don't remember anything about using the money on special effects for the regular videos. I only remember them pointing out the special effects that they had already done, and saying that if they had money they could do even better special effects for their spaceship series. And the last thing I heard about that was that building a virtual spaceship costs millions of dollars, or takes a very long time. Since they didn't get millions of dollars it's taking a long time.

[AestheticQuietus]

@TehCthulhu Dude give them a break, they're running a low budget series and they asked for more money to make it better. Not everything they do is going to come across funny to everybody. You were just the unfortunate percentage that didn't find it funny. The mere fact that the timings of the two events so close is a mere coincidence. Some people such as myself found it amusing and/or funny. I.E., FFS stop complaining just because one video wasn't funny to you.

[CMNedark]

So, the ad I got for this video was the trailer for Contraband... anyone else find this amusing?

[axiobeta]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS

[ellmister]

THE CANDY IS NOW BULLETS.

[TheCherin89]

I love the Reed T-shirt, man, haha!

[chocolatc00kies]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS!

[ando759]

kill children, touch them on the penis

[SAlpsu]

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[BeeryGamer]

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[silntdoogood]

I wouldn't' mind the pre-roll ads so much if they were there. Instead I have to sit there on a buffering screen watching a counter waste my time.

[DonKangolJones]

"I think Balls might be her last name." +100

[gurkenhamster]

finally... after all this waiting. an smbc video! and a good one! muhahahahahaha!

[TheInconspicuousMan]

Already subscribed, still touch them on the penis.

[KromusKaption]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS

[Bunniesan]

o_o

[MimeSlayer1337]

Love you guys with my body!

[ZombieOwen23]

Kids love that kind of candy

[nthnclls]

biggest insecurity is best insecurity.

[ravebearerpretz]

dat underbelly!

[porcupotomus]

I used to touch him on the penis, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[anguskahn22]

@porcupotomus

Get the fuck out of here.

[AboyNAmEDsued]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS

[Delaypat]

HAHAHA Happy new year guys!!!

[irishtrash15]

I want some of those candy bullets.

[ThePullaMies]

Press 4 for I WAS FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS

[ThePullaMies]

AWWW YEAAH, NEW SMBCTHEATRE VIDEO

[dennieguitargod]

yaaaay candyyyy :3

-THE CANDY IS BULLETS!

[Necrotharsis]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS!

[ZachBora]

touch him on the gun

[HerrrHosen]

Reed College t-shirt? Fuck yeah. Communism, atheism, and free love!

[LucasTizma]

That Jon Brence. He's so easy to victimize, what with his cuddly t-shirts and stunning hair cuts.

[BattleScientist]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS

[Monkeyboy92037]

i enjoy these video

[QueenMonkeyGirl]

The candy is bullets! LOL

[johncar11]

The candy should have been James' tongue.

[Icyytouch]

0:03 look at that belleh!

[thewiseoldguy]

@Icyytouch Like a bowl full of jelleh

[OwenL0]

@Icyytouch Biggest belleh, best belleh!

[ForgottenMemoryLost]

great... so that means my internet girlfriend is cheating on me..

[Razsteroid]

Mugs for Hugs

[TomSFox]

@deathtris Oh god, are you still doing this?

[ANigerianPrince]

@deathtris "Con Play"

[Ralicalus]

THE CANDY IS BULLETS!!!!!!!

[mrwaffles42]

This is where our hard earned money is going?!?!?!

[lagerbaer]

@mrwaffles42 Hey, if you find time to watch internet comedy, your money can't be that hard earned :D

[megadark34]

CANDY IS BULLETS



[TheSH1N1GAM1]

Yea, no one wants to be his friend because of the gun. What kind of n00b uses a deagle?

[TheJohnSolid]

Haven´t seen one of these in a while (Y)

[DraykonVokelda]

@TheJohnSolid They slowed to once a month to have more time to work on a webseries. We don't know that much about it, other than that it will take place in space, and have dick jokes.

[YmirSalkaKolka]

Ah great, it's been a long time since the last smbc theatre vid

[rklimm]

YES YOU'RE BACK I LOVE YOU

[zbeg22]

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