Scrubs 'Pick.. pick.. pickle'

[0Tanaka0]

Press 8 for an epic sound.

[kimyman]

the way the clip ended was awesome XD

[mesuhlikemusic]

Press 8

[hatty4444]

turk said it with such cofidence .... bless him ;)

[VaskoPrime]

Interesting thing - this is the 1st episode Janitor interacts with someone other than JD. The creators decided if the show had to end after one season, they would consider making him a figment of JD's imagination.

[krizan1]

If anyone hasn't already uploaded a clip with just 0:41 - 0:46 then someone ought to ! !

[VikingAxStudios]

press number 4

[Kokotienko]

GENIUS

[ChibMana]

0:43 - 0:46

Beatbox xD

[dudeustupid]

push the number 8 

[AKHMallory]

0:20

[michaelg2460]

0:38 you can see Dr Mickhead in the background

[YourMomBakesPies]

It must've been fun working with him. It had to be difficult to keep from laughing though haha

[CPFCFORLIFE09]

Can see Turk trying not to smile after getting popped in the face

[jacklanternish]

@CPFCFORLIFE09 yes

[Aldris247]

0:36



[Goomba753]

Who are you? Dr turk. I dont care PLZ GIVE ME LOTS OF THUMBS UP CUZ I QUOTED TEH VIDEO U JUST WATCHED!!!!!!1

[yoshiguy123]

ahahahahaahahaha press 8 repeatedly.

[45zenex]

pause and press 7.

[mcrubar]

It sounds much better in german :D

/watch?v=aOZdKPiI30I

[regenjo]

@mcrubar Shut up Nazi.

[Canstater]

@regenjo xD has every German to be Nazi or what?

[regenjo]

@Canstater Yeah and whose who claim that dubbed movies and show are superior to the original are the worst kind.

[mcrubar]

@regenjo

And by the way:

That german party that you would call "Nazi's" has less than 5%

But the republicans are in some points similar to that party. So: You know better than me how many people were voting for them..

Please, better shut your mouth. People like you are guilty that foreign people hate the country you live in. Even if your not from America, but when I look at your "smart" comment, I think so

Have a nice day "sophisticated" guy..

[regenjo]

@mcrubar i'm sorry but your nazi logic/propaganda is utter crap.

[mcrubar]

@regenjo

I'm sooo sorry that bad things happend in my country even 60years before I was born..

Come on, are you really that unintelligent? So what up with you? You are a racist that executes black people?

I tell you something. In every county people have no problem with us, they even like us for our cars, or beer.. Only you are alway talking that nazi bullshit if somone just wrote somethin with "german". That shows how ignorant and dumb you are. Or should I say you are big fatso?!idiot

[mcrubar]

@regenjo

And don't tell me that some letters are missing, I just had not enough signs to show you how unsavory you are.

I think I will let you write what you want to.. It's not meaningful to write with someone who isn't very smart.

And by the way: 1. Hitler is from Austria. 2. Maybee I cant be proud of our history, but look at you: You are patriotic like crazy, but for what? Oh yeah, coming from EUROPE, killing natives and inhibit blacks, making inside jobs like the 9.11 and so on..wow

[EwanSheldon]

@regenjo it infuriates so much when people are so stupid and ignorant to still associate germans with nazis. one of the most important countries in the world economically and culturally still doesn't get the respect it deserves. if we were to play a similar game with you we could talk about lynching black people or destroying a generation of japanese people, but we don't because most other people have respect. based on that evidence you are a bad human being and should be culled for the sake...

[EwanSheldon]

@regenjo ...of evolution. you are the personification of the reason why people prejudge americans as fat xenophobic idiots. and i'm british, so call me a 'tea-drinking fag' or whatever you want. all i want you to do is apologise but i won't get my hopes up for it.

[Energyhedgehog]

@EwanSheldon guy's can we not do this on a scrubs video?

[Energyhedgehog]

@EwanSheldon guy's can you not do this on a scrubs video

[40Pacino]

There's a dude that annoys the crap out of me at my own work, and I retaliate by treating him the same way Janitor treats JD and Turk (at least in this scene)

[0Smilelikeyoumeanit]

i have literally been trying for years to do that 'Tockkity-bokkity-a-itiittyiti­iytyitiy-Pop!'

noise...and i can't. :(

[TheJulianDorian1]

It doesn´t matter what your name is...

[YouNeedMani]

I love how Turk says "Dr. Turk". He looks like a little boy.

[cbrme97]

Very successful male whores! We'll probably have some bling bling! but male whores none the less!

[Noratek]

@cbrme97 Your Quote is wrong, he says something before bling bling. cant understand what it is tho :o

[Darklight18818]

press 8 for teh funnies

[RYouScare]

look the Guy bihind Turk and J.D at 0:38 and reapear at 0:42 and apear at same vvay at 0:51 lol

[thyjesse]

@RYouScare Why is that funny?

[ZeldaFreak1987]

"Who are you?"

"Dr. Turk."

"I don't care."

Janitor is the greatest character on the show.

[ShergPlay]

Press 4 repeatedly ITS AMUSING.

[scrax6]

press 8 repeatedly

[TakashiXzero]

0:44 look at turk. you can tell he wants to laugh.

[jhomie252525]

Its funny how they talk about Tiger Woods and male whores together. lol

[diablo1675]

Press 8 all the time, and you'll get the most awesome part out of this video :D

[landcommander1981]

Davey and Goliath. I remember that. :D

[ColonelHugmufin]

0:39 That's where it needs to start from. :I

[JKapite]

who are you?

dr. turk

i don't care

lol

[Jontehmannen]

Win!

[xerxerxex]

I love how the Janitor doesn't know who Turk is and still messes with him.

[BlueAuraWolf]

I'm so glad Neil Flynn got a new show. He's an underrated actor.

[Bek359]

@BlueAuraWolf Very much so. Very good at ad-libbing, too. About half of the Janitor's lines were ad-libbed.

[HECKproductions]

play vid an press 8 several times

[3M00RI]

0:47 i thought he had a one super-key that opens everything, remember that episode when the new chief fired him ?

[snakejailbird00]

@3M00RI Yeah, he made it in season 8. He says: "I got tired of carrying them all, so I made one which goes on everything." Then he starts a scooter with it.. I love scrubs!

(Call me a geek for remembering this, I don't care :) )

[Heimes42]

Love that scene!

I heard it was improvised by the janitor and it was just so good that they let it in... is that true?

[AmericanPoliceState]

If I were JD I would take the van, fix the windshield then take a sledge hammer to the rest of the van.

[Spherical3]

Lol the way Turk says "Dr. Turk" is hilarious.

[appleman53]

Press 8 repeatedly xD

[MariaTitor]

Under the table!!! Janitor is great!

[burek277]

who are you?

Dr. Turk

I don't care

[viridismonasteriense]

I think they cut right before Turk would laugh

[inamerica55585]

The transcribed audio says, in order:

whom i don't believe all this is all title which is called his presence in the hospital

where the fire what's become mail for his

for success from a large body of a nicer apartments and bling bling melhores nonetheless right

nobody knows about this but as for the fact that there guys

jec at the personalized local cozier from the roof

ordered dinner in

he needs to talk

he has said that when we got what it would be the windshield with them

[inamerica55585]

@inamerica55585 continued radiologist doctor place at that time who are you we went up and broken by the year happier animal who had what were u predictable the board cities tobacco std docking target the

[LeezWiz94]

"Who are u?" "Dr. Turk" "I don't care" lol

[njarg86]

Lol @ the transcript around 0:50 : "docking target" instead of "dr. turk" :p

[LivingHipHop17]

lol turks tryin to hold it in, trying not to laugh

[PajaTheDuDe]

LOL the janitor is just...just... sooo mop!

[sniperkill1995]

ohh google when you transcribe audio it makes me laugh like at 0:07

"they fly in what's become male hormones"

yeah very good

[kochiyose12]

is the show canceled?

[evilpenguinzombie]

@kochiyose12 On May 14, 2010, it was announced the show was officially cancelled. The season nine finale, titled "Our Thanks", aired March 17, 2010.

[Narrowescape]

This is the first episode the janitor talks to someone other than J.D.

[Lillypopbop]

@Narrowescape The Janitor was supposed to be a figment of J.D's imagination for the longest time, but the writers decided to change that and actually make him a living person.

[darroth42]

dude, the janitor actually hit turk here! XD he looked pissed.

[krotofa]

-Who are you?

-Dr Turk!

-I don't care..

hahaa! :D why would he even ask??!! xD

[zaper684]

if only my high school janitor was like him. yeah never a dull moment

[Fallen5k5]

Pwned.

[robhortonn]

Rofl, if I was playing turk I would of cracked up on the first 9001 takes of that "pop" shot xD

[TheDarkmage]

Fun fact: Neil Flynn, who is the Janitor's actor makes up at least 50% of his dialogue.

[40Pacino]

@TheDarkmage I read somewhere that said for one of the scripts on an episode, next to all of Janitor's lines, the writer just put "Whatever Neil says"

[EmberQZ912995]

@TheDarkmage All the best actors do. Go with the first written line in a scene, then make it up.

[jacobtvpuckett]

@TheDarkmage at least 50% He's such a great actor.

[Llynok]

Turk totally wasn't expecting that. Hah.

[alexamerling20]

who are you? Dr. Turk. I don't care :P

[GreatnessItself]

Hero

[GuardianP93]

Who're you? Dr. Turk. I dun care...

Classic.

[mrcheesemunch]

the last 17 seconds are the best thing in tv history lol

[seannbearr]

if you look at turk at 0:46 he looks like he's about to laugh.

[MajorTiga]

who are you? - dr. turk - i don't care

soooooooo funny i love it

[Llynok]

He ad lib'd most of that. I don't know how they kept from laughing.

[Raventoll]

Who are you?

Dr Turk...

... I don't care.

[Stiensie]

@Raventoll why are you repeating whats in the video? everyonde does that and i dont understand it. please explain

[ElunaProductions]

Lmao! "Who're you?" "Dr. Turk." "I don't care." best line ever!

[Stiensie]

@ElunaProductions why are you repeating whats in the video? everyonde does that and i dont understand it. please explain

[seannbearr]

@Stiensie why are you repeating what you already said to someone? you've done it twice and i don't understand it. please explain

[Stiensie]

@seannbearr why are you repeating what i sait like three times? i dont understand it. please explain

[ElunaProductions]

@Stiensie Everyone does it because, when you watch a clip it makes you want to repeat your favourite bits of the video so you can have a little laugh to yourself and show everybody else the line that you found the funniest.. I think.

[Stiensie]

@ElunaProductions makes sense but still lol

[interruptTaylorSwift]

HAHAHA, I imagine they would've had to do this scene over and over, I somehow doubt they could have done the whole thing with straight faces on the first runthrough :P

[daedalusx360]

0:44 hahaha, look at turks face

[Ziolon]

he is flippin' awesome

[HEYMANRIGHTON]

TEH FUCKING JANITOR

[sepidehtje]

2007>>>>tiger woods>>>>man whore>>>>future prediction WIN

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@sepidehtje 2007?

[sepidehtje]

@iluvdrakeandjosh they made this episode in 2007.

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@sepidehtje this episode is from like 2002 :P season 2

[sepidehtje]

@iluvdrakeandjosh haha then it's even more of a win !!!

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@sepidehtje lol XD yes!

[LinoouuiHD]

0:43

[mistaende665]

this episode is so good

[Snegenad1]

This is one of the very few times the janitor messes with Turk. Last part is epic too. "Who are you? I dont care"

[Quesic]

0:43 is the best part!

[MacRocks713]

These guys are psychics.

[wweadx2]

Think about it....talking about Tiger woods....then move onto their idea of man whoring......LOL

[NotAFanMan88]

A joke made years ago that now makes total sense. lulz

[J0hnny0hm]

@wweadx2 Perhaps it was a sign! Scrubs predicted that it would happen, and disguised their psychic premonitions as a joke for their show. XD

[mymatebone]

just before he bops Turk in the face you can see Turk & JD about to start laughing XD

[MissSeuss]

XDDD...I love the janitor...He's so effin nuts...

Oh nooo...Looks like we're in a pickle!

[Sniper474]

"who are you?"

"Dr. Turk"

"I don't care"

best convo ever

[porkastein]

Here's an extra +100 thumbs up that I would have taken the time to give you would Youtube allow it.

=D

[Sniper474]

:) lol thanks mate.

[DantehMan]

One of my favorite scenes from Scrubs of all time.

[Snegenad1]

Who are you? I don't care. LOL

[graciie23q]

LMAO

pick

pick

pickle

[lorvaleo]

HAHAHAHA!

"Who are you?"

[bajamaja223]

Haha janitor is a genius!

[GetOurs4Sho]

you almost see donald(turk) start laughing when the janitor hits him lol

[koolkat104]

diggitybiggitybiggityboogetybb­iggitybiggityboogetybiggity

*POP*

Lol I love the janitor =P

[jassielnavarro89]

the best part of the clip =D

[TheLuigi754]

@koolkat104 hold 8, it's awesome

[koolkat104]

@TheLuigi754 LOL

[schnozz87]

@TheLuigi754 YES!

[twon1610]

"HI DAVEY"

This is the moment that sold me as a Scrubs Fan 4EVA!!

[gUrAcoX463]

i keep playing 0:43 over and over again lol!

[mickyshaun]

looks like your in a pickle...

pick

pick

pickle

[Fallen5k5]

'Who are you?'

'Doctor Turk.'

'I don't care.'

[Francis2061]

lol - "we'll have to become male whores. Very successful male whores, we'll probably have a nicer apartment and some bling bling."

[TehEvilReaper]

But male whores nonetheless!

[rekrul]

lol i think this is the first time someone besides JD interacts with the janitor

[jonernest1]

whqat about all the times he talks to ted and doug and the todd?

[rekrul]

did he talk to them before this episode? i forget. i just remember that only JD interacted with the janitor through all of season 1

[LeeJ2512]

the plan was that if the show got cancelled after the first season then they would reveal that the janitor was JD's imagination

[olopower]

Who are you?

- I dont care

[ohsoliciouss]

*BOP* why so mean to turkk

[partygirl209]

was the Janitior just standing there (in a random place) waiting 4 JD and Turk?!?!?

[DaraJonas]

"FORK!!! ME CAN'T EAT SOUP!!!"

[sgtfiggs]

hmmmm all the way to season 2 and the janitor didnt know turk....lol

[deutschland08fn]

haha

Janitor: Who are you?

Turk: Turk.

Janitor: I Don't care.

[Timillionaire]

You can see that Donald Faison was about to laugh at 0:43.

[JKid67]

I love Janitor's puppet voice.

[xScud]

lol same

[SavaanahTrick]

Janitor: Who r u?

Turk: Dr. Turk

Janitor: I dont care

He will when he later torments him and becomes "his new friend" LOL | D

[Derkessl]

"he-hey guys!" :D

[DaraJonas]

that cosey is adorable with that voice. =D

[mikeledibagnara]

look jd at 35 sec

[Marre1995]

his neck ? wtf?

[heartforrent]

most of the janitor scenes are improvised i think :D

[Kykle86]

They said in the commentary that about half was inprovised. That's why I like the janitor. He came to my city for a comedy festival a couple of months ago. He was doing improv and I missed it. :(

[DaraJonas]

LOL :)

[GenghisKhan44]

Hoi Davey!

Kudos to Davey and Goliath! (Who's with me?! *sticks hand up in the air open to fives*)

[samsab233]

0:45 Turk is just about to laugh as they cut away xD

[Marfach]

Nearly all of Janitors scenes are improvised. If you watch some new episodes, at the end, they show scenes from the show, but with different dialogue.

[nhp5000]

rofl that was hilarious!

[Dmajorproductions]

a pick pick pickle...o my god i love that so much!

[R1nji]

The janitor owned them all :D

[VampireNya]

Fun!

[Troepam]

You both are.