SideScrollers - "Not Politcally Correct" (#1 Video Game Podcast)

[ScorpionAndZangief]

To quote Duckman:

"Sure, comedy can offend -- even alienate -- but the risk is better than the alternative!"

[laliux145]

OMGF do the video on MLP!!!!



[rejectofsoul24]

Derpy does love Muffins

[Marzell765]

MLP.... It's just an average cartoon. It is cute, which brings me back to it (alot), but, I do watch alot of toons'. Honestly, the horrible thing about the cartoon is those who treat it as the second coming...

[rmysterio80]

Wait, people still care about the WiiU?

[IAmErrorVideos]

I so agree with them on the Ponies thing.

[starrodkirby1]

Armored Armadillo :D

[DevilRebellion]

Craig has a hat, Chad has a hat. Jared needs a hat! :)

[Matslek08]

The edit is at 37:09

[Pololmejor]

@Matslek08 N knew it! Some strange hard breath comes out of no where

[GamerAwesome13]

@Matslek08 i like how they didnt edit out the part where they say they are going to edit it out

[Kyros85]

wheres the edit

[Zwank36]

Why does a gaming podcast having nothing but macs?

Seriously??? You game on Windows not Mac OS......

[bmcj199]

@Zwank36 Macs are great for Video editing and other things. Jared has a gaming PC

[DMJared]

@Zwank36 These are our work computers.

I'm not going to lug in my $1300 tower just to record a 45 minute podcast.

[Zwank36]

@DMJared windows laptops exist you realise? Still makes no sense to have macs for a gaming website.

[RobbanFoxer]

other games will have suport for the second analog stick... like MGS

[RedMegaXIII]

18:48 fuck that

[xxxriddick]

wow you can see crags faith in humanity be destroyed when asked about little pony

[VladGLX]

@edlikesbrigette hey that actually worked thanks heaps!

it's such a drag that we cant just get on it normally! ><

[Madnoke]

:L even the mention of 'pony' draws the bronies in and floods the comments :L

[CHZadam]

chad is genuinely a brony

[Proiteus]

Ah such denial, but actions speak louder than words shortly after this they pit Rainbow Dash vs Starscream in deathbattle. Oo

Should be an interesting one to watch?

[Playstation72]

Craig, you can point the finger. You can talk about the vacation. And if you do, it's really unfair. We lost as a team. We lost as a team man. That's my teammate. That's my quarterback.

[TheyCallMeTheSwede]

OMG, since you said Super Wii, THATS WHAT I USED TO CALL MY SUPER NINTENDO WHEN I WAS A KID!!!!

[VladGLX]

well, i cant access the new screattack site AT ALL! my internet freezes whenever i go to the new site (i think it's cause there's so much on the site) and it says it's 'not responding'. i get nothing anymore (other then youtube stuff).

[OfftheRadar9790]

Holy shit, Garrus was the first best friend I thought of. Clearly, Jared has amazing taste.

[JETZacx]

35:53

Now we know what he meant by this.

[DevilRebellion]

Sad to say, immediately upon finishing this video, I went to check out this My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show on imdb.com and it has a rating score of 9.1/10 and I was like holy shit! Then I decided to check the show out on youtube. Watched a bit of an episode and I hate to admit it, but...despite its target audience being little girls....it's actually....pretty good. I can't believe I'm saying this, but the My Little Pony show is kinda enjoyable. I understand why Bronies exist.

[iamLI3]

@DevilRebellion *is giggling to himself* i was going to say welcome to the herd but then i played that sentence through my head while typing it and i just couldn't help but lol

what should be said though is friendship is magic :D ......

[DevilRebellion]

@iamLI3 lol I think I'll continue watching more episodes, but I'm still measuring Pride vs Entertainment in my head :P

lol Nah i'll give it a go. I'm the kind of guy who usually likes everything and hates on very few things, so I might even come to respect the show. Besides, the protagonist is played by Tara Strong, who is a voice actress I deeply respect. She does the voice of Timmy Turner and Harley Quinn from Batman. :D

[iamLI3]

@DevilRebellion hah nice.....

[Kennydied32]

havent we all grown up enough to realize the words are just words?

who cares about the meaning. if you say nigger, then you say nigger! its not like its back in the 1900's anymore. Martin luther Kings dream was for black people to have equal rights as white people. what do white people have as a right? freedom of speech. he didnt say he took offence from the word nigger, he said that we should treat everyone the same. We've all grown up. And we all know thats behind us. Please realize what isaid

[Alizar06]

Verrrry awkward show between Jared and Craig, lol, Chad cracked me up, though.

[SolarFlairIsBestPony]

If they're not fakin' about not watchin' they should really watch an ep.

A dog and pony show is my recommendation.

[zachthezombie]

Jared is being a little bitch in this show

[90sJunkie1]

@zachthezombie

I totally agree. Him and his political correctness his getting old. Same with the guy Sean Hinz on the site. He does the news. Every other news story he types reeks with pollitically correct sentiments. It's annoying. Craig needs to boot those losers of the Screwattack team.

[Cybergemini48]

*SMACK* "Do something."

[DevilRebellion]

I swear, the my little pony segment of this video made me laugh for 30 minutes! XD

[aczumel]

derpy eyes...... it's derpy eyes

[bradster3372]

screw attck site doesent work

[Ronok888]

Political correctness is a form of fascism.

[Bob0p]

There is 213 html errors on screw attacks first page 883 css errors just on the first page, each error can prevent each browser from viewing it correctly. w3c markup validator would help alot. So really you have no one else to blame but yourselfs for your lack of quality. No one wants to go on a broken website, and screw attack is broken as hell.

[101thematrix101]

Craig you need to learn to shut up.

[Mochme]

lol jareds pissed at craig =P

[gyrrakavian]

family videos are still around. Block buster f**ked themselves.

[fullmatiz]

BROHOOF!

[jordanv78]

Not sure why Jared is so sensitive about the "Feminist Whore" thing...he's friends with one of the biggest feminist whores ever....Destin ;)

[KaptenN]

Hey, you host guys, I have a suggestion. Watch a few episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Watch a two or three episodes, not just one. Perhaps you can understand us bronies after that? It couldn't hurt at least, right?

[Litvi90]

ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON ONLINE, PREPARING TO DISPENSE FRIENDSHIP BEAM

[aboo612]

you don't understand?

watch the first 3 episodes, you'll understand

[Sonicdash0]

one guy: you watched an EP?

Other dude: NO, God no.

Well there is your problem....Watch one, then two, then three, then tell us if you like pony or not.

Simple.

[beanerbuddy123]

I became a brony thanks to this SideScollers.....Thanks

[pillman12]

my little pony aaaaAAAAaaAAAaaaa

[makerofdeath101]

dude im CRYING!!! ROTFL!!!

[ivan2294]

I DIDN'T THINK THAT SENDING THIS TO EQUESTRIA DAILY WOULD CAUSE A PONY INVASION!

SCREWATTACK I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!! D:

[CrimsonCreed603]

@ivan2294 But what were you thinking, it hit 40000 just yesterday. Pony invasions are curred at any opening and the love and toleration begins!

[ivan2294]

@CrimsonCreed603 I just hope Screwattack is willing to forgive me for this horrendous crime.

As a G1 Brony, the last thing I want is a civil war between Bronies, Brony G1s, and G1s in general.

[HotDogMarchant]

I didn't know about this whole Bronies business until pretty recently and I just kinda ignored it. However, I just watched the Know Your Meme episode explaining it and upon finding out the series was created by the same woman behind The Powerpuff Girls, I'm not surprised it has such a huge following. I loved that show as a kid and I still find it funny!

It's kinda the same thing really, who would admit to liking a show called The Powerpuff Girls? Not only that, who would think it would be good?!

[ForgottenKokiri]

What ever happened to acting the news stories out?

[G4M3Fr34K]

They resort to mockery because they know deep down that if they watch just one episode that their lives will be forfeit and all they will ever know from then on is pony.

Resistance is futile.

[Aldaris8]

there are 2 kinds of people:

1. brony

2. not brony yet

[Jvizzlezz]

They will all reveal that they are secretly bronies one day.

[Skimaskkass]

Got to admit, I have not been on screwattack for a while... But once a G1 always a G1. With that said, imma G1 who loves me some G4 ponies! Brohoof to the G1 who asked that question.

[Holygriever]

Did someone say... pony?

BROHOOF ALL!

[SiReYeBluOn]

from the moment Bronies became the topic, guy in middle was losing his mind. Thus is the power of Derpy Hooves!

[calamusdash]

All will be assimilated into the herd. Resistance is futile. LOVE AND TOLERATE!

But seriously, you can't mock the show without watching an episode of it.

[CrimsonCreed603]

@calamusdash Problem is that they are afraid of the truth. They know if they watch once episode, they will be joining the herd in 10 seconds flat. Also, DERPY HOOVES!!!:D

[TheOneandOnlyVimbert]

Just here for the ponies.

[NimrodReldo]

"I heard about retarded eyes." That was funny. But that guy in the middle looks like a tool.

[JasonCanty]

Friendship is magic... I don't have to explane shit.

[Creamy360]

10:59 the look of absolute disgust

[spartanlee234]

If they aren't bronies, how do they explain that DEATH BATTLE silhouette?

[TheCharlesgamer]

c'mon jarred dotn be a wuss. suck it up.

[Creamy360]

I love how everyone thought of the Rape Master when Jared mentioned sexual harassment

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

It's called Derpy Hooves

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

SONIC  BOOM!

[mondazan]

The rape master has spoken about racism and sexism

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

why did corey leave?

[ozku18]

Did someone say... Ponies?

[FasterThanRainbows]

And then Craig was brony.

[cascoll2000]

You laugh about the McDonalds Coffee lawsuit because it sounds stupid. Then look up "Stella Liebeck 3rd degree burns" and see how funny it really is. I would have sued McDonalds as well. Once you know the truth about that case it dosen't seem so crazy after all. It was McDonald's policy to "hold" coffee at a temperature of 190.

[SupaSpeedStrut]

I love the guy in the middle's reaction to the MLP question XD

[ForeverOdin]

You should do an episode on it, but you should, you know, WATCH an episode or two first, maybe you'll learn a thing or two about the Bronies love for the show. =P

[miniwargamereric]

tony romo looks like a douche

[tovartalero]

ponies!

[rodylermglez]

Guy at the center: "MY GOD I'M SURROUNDED BY CLOSET BRONIES D:"

[CedricOWesome]

Bronies! Bronies! Bronies!

[Bwomackusmc]

Brony episode, Conformed

[Zeldaschampion]

Sounds like the crickets were getting excited side scrollers Florida coverage.

[MegaBadMongo]

possibly the best sidescrollers since the rapemaster

[Pat1711]

You should watch the show and check it out for yourself! I actually always hated the thought of talking about My Little Pony when I was growing up but then FiM(Friendship is Magic) came out and I reluctantly checked it out but I'm glad I did, it's really good! Many memes also came from the show, it's hilarious :)

[fracturedseabee]

Also, Ponies

[Telaros]

guy on left was overly defensive and way too knowledgeable. Closet MLP fan obviously! =P

[lnnouva]

soon ... one of them will have to watch MLP out of curiosity ... and then BOOM!! .. instant brony ... just like the rest of us >:D ... just give it time ...

[mariodippenaar]

"Retard eyes" ಠ_ಠ

[MrBroken030]

damn florida people are fuckin crazy :D

[coolwrld115]

Ponies

[DrIvoRobotnick]

Poor Ditzy Doo, ;(

[whoknows6806]

PONIES

[Streek471]

Yeah, the new website is giving me issues as well.

[imegachocohalic]

u nerds need to see the show my little pony: friendship is magic

[ThePlay4games]

hmmm should i go out of the house or watch some Screwattack videos hmmm

[dealerwealer]

Why not watch, you know, the SHOW, to try and understand it? :P

[TheVinssi]

@GordonFrohman20 What a fucking retard you are. Thumbs up your ass if SCREW FUCKING ATTACK brought you here.

[DarkTailsTheFox]

The mind of that guy in the middle was full of fuck. xD

And they might not be yet, but soon...

[gamerfreak007]

You guys really should give My Little Pony a chance. watch a couple episodes before you make a decision on how much you do or dont like it. before I watched it I was basically like you guys: "WTF? no!" but now, its "OMG! YES!" Just give it a shot.

[GeniusGamer330]

They're ALL secretly bornies.

[IHateNietzsche]

You got linked to from Equestria Daily, the biggest brony hub of all. Prepare for friendship.

[gato23]

@IHateNietzsche

they will be assimilated.

[xNewAgeWarriorx]

Why the hell isn't this called 'He will follow you straight to your bed.'.

[ThEWeeKinG]

"Politcally"? o_O

[brainlessant]

all your base are belong to ponies...

[Doeoeod]

Don't make us come over there...

[UsurperKingZant]

Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!

[CrimsonCreed603]

Ditzy Doo the DERPY HOOVES! Where is my muffin!?

[CTOONfan1]

Surprised Jared guessed Derpy's name. And to quote off of Pinkie here, "You don't BELIEVE because you don't UNDERSTAND!" Watch an episode or three. It's really good.

[javis88h]

aaaaw yeah MLP I don't give a fuck, I love it so much

[MewMaster1237]

DERPY HOOVES!

[disradiance]

Everyone will join the herd eventually.

[XTOMDMX]

Watch the ponies, everypony equal, everypony loved

[Spheremaster0001]

all posts are now turn to pony for this moment.

Watch an episode, and join the heard... we are waiting.

[ValkyrieYS]

You need to watch the ponies, Just ONE episode and you will be hooked FOREVER - the heard is waiting for you :D

[WilliamTheMuddy]

There's no way to understand it without trying it. Believe me, I tried for eons to understand what had gotten into people looking at fan videos and reading reviews and stuff, but it just won't make any sense until you actually sit down and watch the show.

If you're at all interested, might I suggest you start by watching episodes 4, 7, 10, 16, and 25, which are Applebuck Season, Dragonshy, Swarm of the Century, Sonic Rainboom, and Party of One respectively?

[Koopsas]

Hello from equestria daily.

[ChroniclesOfWaffles]

My Little Pony. Gotta watch the show to understand the flow, bro.

[Biggniels]

i wand chad's hat thing

[jogaboy88]

love the drama....(Y)

[Liggliluff]

Well, they love the show... as they talk a lot about it.

[mattachu123]

I love craigs reaction to the bronies XD

[dexterme]

Best Friend... Ness from EarthBound

[lankygit101]

I can't believe that these guys haven't been properly introduced to Friendship is Magic. I reckon they'd take to it very well, especially all the fan labour.

[RogerDodger111]

Guy on the left is secretly a brony.

[TuxedoClam]

If he didn't even watch an episode, he's right; he didn't try that hard.

If any of you want to try an episode, most would direct you to episode 25: Party of One. For those not used to the show's songs, it would be a bit cringe worthy at first, but by about half-way through, you'll be glad you stayed.

Personally, I'd think episode 4: Applebuck Season would be more appropriate. The whole episode is essentially a montage of characters failing, without having any real cringe moments either.

[yikomega1]

I know it's hard, but watch an episode of Friendship is Magic. Then you'll understand. If not, hey that's cool.

[Loof42]

You have been featured on Equestria Daily. Prepare to be invaded.

[lisamariefan]

I only came here for ponies.

[Shippoyasha]

My respect in Craig just plummeted.

[Sinekyre14]

Jared is jewish.

That's why he's obsessed about whites being racist, he's afraid to be called out.

[Fransinn3]

Somebody got injured = Funny as shit

Ponies = Serious shit

WTH Craig?

[razgrizinferno]

Chad's not a brony? Damn, that would have made the next Death Battle hilarious.

[NikoG15]

video game best friend: frank west :)

[ItsTheFizz]

You guys are closet Bronies... ADMIT IT

[sirclickalot3]

jared is a brony, he knows too much. he's hiding it

[tkjjokey]

So jared watch rocketboom and is friends with marzgurl cool!!

[HotKakez]

As I understand, didn't Mr. Stuttering Craig T-bag Chris Antista? kudos

[RedWolf3487]

Maybe since Jared does the Hard News segment, you could name him after Hard Man from Mega Man 3. *immaturely giggles*

[DstroyerOfWorlds]

Daniel Jerz is my best friend, this is actually kinda cool.

[tineaus]

This wasn't the best way to end my day ... =|

and now. Let the down votes and spam marks commence.

[Vegettowned]

7:15 & 40:30 the rape master strikes again

[Goltork2]

It can see everywhere!

[RichardH552]

Yes! Garrus! He is the coolest guy!

[frosenhaka]

the video game character i'd like as best friend... EDDIE FUCKING RIGGS!

[nintendude1993]

6 News desk pieces, a guy dressed up as a field and Craig apparently doesn't like the idea of Bronies. This is the best SideScrollers I've seen in a couple months!

[enchilada645]

Don't remind me of the freaking making cool characters into ponies thing, I saw that at San Japan, Dante?! Why Dante?! And Sephiroth too, he's too much of a mama's boy as it is and now this.

[UltimteLifeForm]

Me and Jared are like, destined to be best friends. I have the same answers to the forum questions as him most of the time

[GrembyTheWalrus]

Wow, Jared. Sexism is a no-no, but kidnapping a little girl in a stolen car is okay? :P

[BatmanEqualsAwesome]

Someone should have dressed up as Sally Field.

[Naihatsu92]

Why do people like My Little Pony? Because it's 20% cooler!

[Colonelmcscurvy]

"404 You Screwed up big time" good thing they post on Youtube to.

[dachickenman348]

Jared needs to get laid...BIG TIME

[TheSecondcitysaint]

rainbow dash



[TheSecondcitysaint]

rainbow dash.

[RainbowDashPhD]

Its Funny

Because You Cant Watch Shit On ScrewAttack

[1093095]

Funnyest Episode EVER ^_^

[giggshenrik]

chad is not funny =(

[giggshenrik]

please, you CANNOT compare a SECOND ANALOG STICK to the top-loader!