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  • The Moon is but the last stepping stone of SCIENCE! We shall spread the good word of SCIENCE to the stars!

  • Space core liked this video

  • i like the bit from 1:16

  • @eurondaninformant Oh yes! I LOVE that part of the song.

  • BEEEE-YEEEETCH

  • "Oh, go ahead and take a look at your precious, human moon, because it can't help you now!"

    *Ping*

    "WHAT THE--?!"

  • So Wheatly.

    Do you like bananas?

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  • why chell is shoot her portal to the moon,but there aren't any portal surface?

  • @SuperBang25 The spot under Wheatley didn't get washed because he was in the way, so that was the only portal surface.

  • @Birthnote i know,but there ISN'T ANY PORTAL SURFACE ON THE MOON

  • @SuperBang25 Moon dust makes a great portal conductor, as was mentioned by Cave Johnson before his lemons rant. The white gel is made up of ground moon dust, and the moon is... the moon lol, so it only makes sense that the moon is also a portal conductor.

  • @deliopen1

    The moon is... the moon!?

    MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!

  • @TheFreemanVids It no cheese? WAHHHHY?!

  • @Coolrx24 It's made of cheese. In fact, cheese is a portal surface!

    EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!

  • @deliopen1 huh i never heard that bit from cave...hmm...i guess i gotta play yet again : P

  • @Birthnote Cause he was so massive... hehehe

  • I still get chills from listening to this song.

  • "Nobody's going to space, mate!" "Take a last look at your human moon, because it can't help you now!" Wheatley apparently loves tempting fate. He went into space because the moon helped you.

  • Luna got a companion! :)

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  • Awww, poor Wheatley. :(

  • Wheatley: Let Me Go! I Can Still Fix This!

    GLaDOS: I Already FIXed IT! And You're NOT Coming Back!

  • Is GLaDOS really that HUGE? O.O

    

  • @PinkkDroid I think that's just a "she's watching you" dramatization.. though she is pretty big.

  • 1:38 GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME Grab meee

  • Somebody animate that for me. Please.

  • The gate is closing. Smoke billows, as it slowly shrinks. Gordon Freeman and Chell run, hand in hand, Chell clutching her Portal gun with one hand, her Companion Cube strapped to her back in a makeshift sling, Gordon clutching his crowbar. Chell falls, and Gordon helps her up. They run blindly across the once dry landscape, now soaked with rain and sleet. They aren't going to make it.

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  • 1:32 I've already fixed it, and you are -not- coming back!

  • Wheatley:Grab Me Grabmegrabmegrabmegrabme!

    Chell (later on):*In the Wheat Field at night* *Looks up at the sky* Wheatley...i tried...i really did.

  • Oh and btw to everyone. If you wanna point out how wrong I was with my argument... don't. I've spammed these comments so badly that it isn't even funny anymore. If you must then personal message me.

  • @AlluMan96

    You're just asking for it, aren't you. :P

  • @crabfight

    NO!

    Just look at the comments and you are bound to see at least 2 page's of nothing but mine and that other guy's comments.

  • To the moon, GLaDOS!

  • @codebreaker2001 [Don't know if Trollestia joke or not]

  • @wown00bify Who's Trollestia?

  • @codebreaker2001 [Awkward moment when someone didn't watch a specific video]

  • @wown00bify Why would I watch a video about someone I don't know? I was parodying the line "To the Moon, Alice!" from the classic "Honeymooners" TV series.

  • @codebreaker2001 Oh. *Poker Face*

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  • Wheatley: AH! SPACE! Let go, let go, we"re in space!

    Space Core: SPACE? SPAAACE!

    Wheatley: Let go, I"m still connected, I can still fix this!

    GLaDOS: I"ve already fixed it. And YOU are not coming back again!

    Wheatley: Alright, new plan, change of plans, hold on to me! Tighter!

    GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB MEEEE

    :(

  • WHEATLEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO! HE'S BEEN SHOT INTO THE COLD CONFINES OF SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAACE!

  • why is nearly all the portal 2 soundtracks contain 2 noobs argueing or spamming comments?

  • holy crap! i thought i'd NEVEr find the on-the-moon theme! but here it is! how the fel - holy crap!

  • SPAAAACE!!!

  • >:| mfw anything mlp related is on anything portal 2 related. downvote that shit.

  • MY MOON! GET AWAY FROM MY MOON! I SAID GET AWAY!

  • I already fixed it and YOU are not coming back!

  • Greatest ending ever

  • DO IT! PRESS THE BUTTON!

    NO, DONT DO IT

    DO IT!

    Space.. .gonna go to space..

    WERE NOT GOING TO SPACE MATE!

    *Recently in space*

    ...

  • @z6achminer Saxton Hale: *BRAVE PRESS*

    TV: breaking news- someone just blew up the moon

    Salesperson: that button goes to our newest product, the iBlewupthemoon

  • PRESS THE BUTTON!

    Dont you dear press that button!

    DO IT!PRESS THE BUTTON!!

    Dont do it!

    SPAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • MY PRECIOUS!!!!

    moon...

  • SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

  • Wheatly: "AH!, Space where in space!"

    Space Core: "Space? SPACE! SPAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee...­.."

    Wheatly: "Let Go, Let Go i can still fix this!"

    GlAdOs: "I Alread fixed it and you are not coming back!"

    Wheatly: "New plane, hold onto me tighter, hold me. GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME!"

  • This song is when you fight Wheatly

  • "And you, are NOT coming back!!"

  • Chell: So Wheatley, do you like bananas?

    Wheatley: Uh, what? I-I guess I like bananas...

    PotaDOS: So let me get this straight. You're a bitch that likes bananas. You're a bitch that likes bananas.

    Wheatley: Well, yeah, I supp-

    Chell + PotaDOS: CAUSE YOU ABOUT TO GO BANANAS, ON THE MOOOOOOOOON!!!!

    Wheatley: Aaaaahh!

    Chell + PotaDOS: BEEYATCH!

  • I think there will be a portal 3 based on the line "That's what I'n counting on" in want you gone.

  • Space? Space! SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE...

  • Does anyone else hear a faint Microsoft Sam voice in the background for the first minute of the song?

  • I'm still in control! And I have NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE! Ohh, you just had to play BLOODY CAT AND MOUSE, DIDN'T YOU?! Oh, just stare at your PRECIOUS human moon, CUZ ITS NOT GONNA SAVE YOU NOW!

  • 1:05 Launch the portal to the moon!

  • Here's something I never quite got: How did GLaDOS get back control of the facility while you and Wheatly were on the moon? Sure, Wheatly was out of the building, but he was still connected and in controll at the time, and GLaDOS was still in her potato form. So how did she fix the reactor core and get control of the mechanical arm that she uses to "solve" the problem?

  • @beterbomen Yeah, I noticed that too, it's kinda odd.

  • @beterbomen Well remember, Chell had hooked her up to that port thing & because the Stalemate button was probably destroyed when the bombs went off, GLaDOS probably had to hack herself in, instead of doing a regular core transfer. That would also explain why you see her "head" on the ground & not on her "body" when Chell's pulled back in. So she took control of the arm, disconnected Wheatley, & connected her head back to her body after hacking in. But that's my opinion.. :/

  • @ArtFreak1193

    Probably right, GlaDOS had been in control of the facility for so long that she probably knows the system inside out, a core like Wheatley would probably be incredibly easy to hack, especially when he was preoccupied with being in Space and everything.

  • wheatlys going to go bananas ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON BEYATCH

  • @diskjockyr00t Dude Brohoof /)

  • @HerpDerp777(/ brohoof

  • @diskjockyr00t Oh on my Cellestia. I love you.

  • @diskjockyr00t he has become a moon unit

  • HOLY CRAP THE PROGRESS BAR HAS A SNOWFLAKE ON IT!

  • @tehpwnage1029 HOLY CRAP I DIDNT NOTICE THAT.

  • @SydneyMiki HOLY CRAP WHY ARE WE SCREAMING AND SAYING HOLY CRAP?

  • MLP - Your Precious Sun

  • SUPER :( Why didn't she grab him?

  • 1:03 AMAZING

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  • Grab him grab him grab HIM!!! TT^TT

  • Now we're all gonna pay the price, because we are all gonna BLOODY DIE! *shoots the moon**heartbeat*....ah, I almost die of epicness in this scene!!

  • How come all the comments are replies?

  • @Iceburner96 Dammit, you broke the trend!

  • I just recorded this to use it as a ringtone.

  • "I already fixed it and YOU are NOT coming BACK."

    Best line ever!!!

  • @TheVenombane

    Portal 2 does have some of the most badass lines ever.

    Here's my favorite:

    "I will say though... that since you went to the trouble of waking me up, you must really, REALLY love to test. I love it too, there's just one small thing we need to take care of first..."

  • @TheVenombane I HEARD THAT IN MY HEAD FOR A WEEK.

  • @TheVenombane "Change of plans! Hold on to me! Tighter! Grabmegrabmegrabme!!!!"

  • @TheVenombane Grab me ;)

  • Funny how Valve can count to 3 on soundtracks, but not games.

  • @69blinds Wheatley: my coordinates are 1-1-1...

  • WOOHOO! I FOUND IT!

  • I honestly don't think GLaDOS hates Chell.

    [SPOILERS] Everything we know so far points that GlaDOS doesn't hate her (Want You Gone lyrics, the turret opera, etc), and I'll mention something here: GLaDOS said the solution to a problem is usually the easier, right? So, wouldn't be way easier to just let go of Chell on the moon and let her float into the space along with Wheatley instead of sending her all the way back up? Why did GLaDOS save Chell's life if would be easier to let her die in space?

  • @umagarandyorton619 I noticed that, letting them both fly off would have been easy....

  • @ColinEmerald a lot easier... :)

  • @umagarandyorton619 Actually, I guess it was Caroline...

  • @ColinEmerald I think it was both of them (GLaDOS and Caroline). Oh, and I don't think GLaDOS deleted Caroline, at least not completely :)

  • @umagarandyorton619 I think GlaDOS know Chell will return to Aperture Science, and thats why she let her go outside. Because GlaDOS don't want to lose Chell.

  • @Dovahkiin0ar I think that too ^^

    I think it's probably not so fun to troll Atlas and P-Body since they are almost always happy and like to test, lol :P

  • @umagarandyorton619 Because Caroline was still intact in her memory, it wasn't until GLaDOS deleted Caroline when she started hating Chell again.

  • @SuperSketch008 oh, I thought that too, but did she REALLY delete Caroline? I don't believe she did. Also, it would have been easy to kill Chell right there, even after sending Wheatley to the moon, she was like, trapped in a lift. Again, I don't think she hates Chell. At least, not completely.

  • @umagarandyorton619 Maybe GLaDOS sees her as a formidable foe? Letting her die in space like that WOULD be a dick move.

  • @SuperSketch008 maybe, but I don't think so. That's my opinion, anyway, but, [SPOILERS AHEAD] in the first Portal, GLaDOS also made a dick move when she tried to burn Chell. And making Chell incinerate the Companion Cube was also a dick move. I don't think GLaDOS would care about dick moves and backstabbing if she just wanted to get rid of Chell. My opinion, though.

  • @umagarandyorton619 I think you have a fair point there.

  • @umagarandyorton619 At the time Chell was in space, GLaDOS had a "surge of emotion" with Caroline in her brain, so she saved her life. Then, she deleted Caroline, and then thought about the easy way. But I do agree with you.

  • @DiproBro I don't think she deleted Caroline at all, but anyway, ^^

  • @umagarandyorton619 It's pretty obvious that by the end of the game, she lets you go because she actually has come to like you, though she refuses to admit it and pretends that was just a now "deleted" part of her. It's also pretty clear from "Want You Gone" that she doesn't actually want that.

  • @CirqueDuFreak2000 Exactly what I meant, mate, you've read my mind :)

  • @umagarandyorton619

    SOPILER:

    But she learnt that lesson AFTER she saved Chell (Right after deleting Caroline) and not BEFORE. She said something like "Deleting Caroline has told me another valuable lesson etc...".

  • @DreameverCompany Did she really? I don't think she has even deleted Caroline. I think that, like CirqueDuFreak2000 said, she has come to like Chell and doesn't want to admit it. She doesn't want to kill her because she likes her (friendly, of course, lol), but she also doesn't want to admit that, so she let her go. That's my opinion, anyway.

  • @DreameverCompany

    SUPPLIER

  • @umagarandyorton619 she saved her because caroline (the kind hearted worker) was taking over GLaDoS and made her save her,and when she deletes caroline from her "personality" she doesent want to got through trying to kill chell again,so she lets her go.

  • @LegacyBurrito Like I said before, I don't think GLaDOS deleted Caroline. Take a look at my previous comments (lol, sorry, I'm lazy to write it again :P), you'll understand what I meant :)

  • @umagarandyorton619 Because Chell is GLaDOS' daughter.

  • @123Katiscool Actually, Chell is possibly Caroline's daughter, and Caroline's memories live inside GLaDOS (and I don't think GLaDOS deleted her BTW), but yeah, I agree with you. I also think Caroline is her mother.

  • @umagarandyorton619 ....It clearly says that she was deleted. Least the personality of her was.

    Glados's AI was also there alongside her memories. Obviously her AI took hold

  • @TheMadMaskofMajora Like I said before, I think GLaDOS is hiding something. If she really had completely deleted Caroline, then the GLaDOS I know wouldn't let Chell go after "regaining" her personality. If she hates Chell so much, she would've most likely filled the lift with neurotoxin or something like that, and would've killed her. We can't believe EVERYTHING GLaDOS says, we know that well. GLaDOS has the power to control the facility, she could be faking it. We don't know for sure.

  • @umagarandyorton619 GLaDOS says she is a compulsive liar when she's nervous.

  • @Halo117P Yes. There's no way to know what she really did when she said she deleted Caroline. Again, I really doubt she did, but unless Valve tells us exactly what's going on (which I doubt they will), then we can't know.

  • @umagarandyorton619 I'm willing to bet the beginning of Portal 3 will be Chell walking into a screen that was just an image of the outside world.

  • @SneakyMcGeeFTW LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that would be so GLaDOS! X3

  • @TheBloodSpout Lol why did you think I mentioning that it would be so GLaDOS wouldn't be funny? As far as I know, everything GLaDOS says is funny, at least in my opinion. If I said it would be so GLaDOS, it's because it would be funny as hell :P

  • @umagarandyorton619

    it's an expression. it means it would be hilarious.

  • @TheBloodSpout Lol my bad then, sorry :P

    Yeah, it would X3

  • @umagarandyorton619 It is possible that she deleted it, but the deletion takes longer than what she said. She said she deleted Caroline, but Caroline was still fully inside of her. She let Chell go for fear of Caroline leaving her while Chell was still in the building and killing her. One reason she warned her to not come back.

    I do HOPE she didn't actually delete Caroline though,

  • @WoWkemon90 I agree with you, mate ^^

  • @umagarandyorton619

    I think she deleted Caroline for a reason. If you listen to the deleted Caroline scene it's obvious she was forced to be a part of GLaDOS. That could've triggered in her a deep bitter hatred inside her that she released.

    Besides as we saw in the Wheatley chase sequence he didn't bother fixing the truuets so why whould've he fixed the Neurotoxin?

    Also deep inside I see an idiot in GLaDOS so I whouldn't be surprised she whould've fallen for morality.

  • @AlluMan96 Lol yeah :P

  • @AlluMan96 .....dude.... your comment doesn't make any sense. "fallen for morality?" also, wtf does Wheatley's neurotoxin have to do with anything (by the way, Wheatley did fix the turrets- after he realizes they're still defective, the next couple of rooms have REAL turrets. And he fixed the neurotoxin, which is there in the final battle and if your timer runs out will actually kill you).

  • @CirqueDuFreak2000

    Ah completely forgot the final battle. The time limit is so pathetic I didn't notice the toxin. Also the turrets part was a serious fuck up. Also with fallen for morality I mean following what she thinks is right and not (In a robotic sense) follow the logical option. My point was that there could be another option then killing Chell after GLaDOS deleted caroline

  • @AlluMan96 It seems pretty obvious that she didn't delete caroline if you ask me, and only claimed she did because she wouldn't admit she was ACTUALLY letting you go for moral reasons

  • @CirqueDuFreak2000

    I don't really believe that because GLaDOS IMO doesn't show pretty much at all any sense of honor so it whouldn't make sense that she'd try to hide anything.

  • @AlluMan96 Then you seem to have missed the point of the second half of the game or so... and it has nothing to do with honor, it's more a matter of pride- not willing to admit the real reason she's not killing you. The lyrics of "Want You Gone" heavily imply her change of heart.

  • @CirqueDuFreak2000

    I meant pride with honor as well. A robot HAS no honor or pride. Also with the robots from the co-op why whould she need chell to begin with.

  • @AlluMan96 ...I give up. I have a feeling that you're not going to get it however much I try explaining it to you... maybe someone else can do a better job.

  • @CirqueDuFreak2000

    Well excuse me for being a bit simple.

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  • @AlluMan96 Sorry if I sounded rude (and rereading my comment, I obviously did), I just wasn't in the best mood when I wrote the comment and wasn't sure how to explain my point any better than I have.

    Well, I suppose I could ask this, though- on what grounds do you say robots can't have honor or pride? And I mean within the world of Portal, since there's no real life equivalent to compare against and it's not really relevant what robots are like in other stories.

  • @AlluMan96 Point is, she's not a robot. At least not fully. Therefore, she can have pride, and your argument is fucked.

  • @WoWkemon90

    Then again they never went into the technical side of how GLaDOS (or any other robot) thinks so I could be as right as you are about this.

  • @AlluMan96 You're entirely missing the idea. GLaDOS isn't even mostly a robot. She

    *SPOILERS FROM HERE DOWN*

    still has Caroline in her. Therefore, she isn't entirely a robot, and can think, regardless of how any other full robots think.

  • @WoWkemon90 *SPOILER*

    In the end, she deletes Caroline from her memory

  • @ScReWaTtAcKeD You obviously didn't read between the lines. Caroline wasn't deleted, she just pretended she had to get Chell out.

  • @umagarandyorton619 that is true, if GLaDOS is Caroline, she cant delete Caroline. Otherwise she would delete herself.

  • @WarOkami EXACTLY! Thanks, mate, that's what I've been trying to explain for long ^^

  • @TheMadMaskofMajora Also, if Caroline was REALLY deleted (which I doubt, but anyway), then we know GLaDOS herself doesn't hate Chell, at least not entirely. It's almost like she likes her, but dislikes her at the same time.

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  • @umagarandyorton619 Because of the memories of caroline surfacing.

    which then get deleted. Btw, Caroline is chell's mom.

  • @TheMadMaskofMajora again, I don't think Caroline got deleted, but yeah, I do think Caroline is her mother.

  • @umagarandyorton619 The answer is simple, there must be a happy ending

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  • @umagarandyorton619 caroline would not allow it. besides, even GLaDOS couldn't let Chell die when she owed her a life debt.

  • @iamnotamouseok I don't know, man. About Caroline would not allow it, yeah, she wouldn't, but if Caroline REALLY got deleted, probably GLaDOS would kill her after that, because technically she already paid the debt she had with Chell when she didn't let her float into space. In my opinion, what happened was either 1: Caroline wasn't deleted, at least not completely, and 2: GLaDOS doesn't hate Chell. Oh, and Merry Christmas :)

  • @umagarandyorton619 you have a very good point.

  • @umagarandyorton619 She only came to that conclusion after she deleted Carolin.

  • @out6of6my6mind I know, I already talked about that, look at some other comments.

  • @umagarandyorton619 Carolin is what made GLaDOS save Chell.

  • @DmanHALFLIFEFAN I know, but that's not what I mean. I already talked about that, look at some of my previous comments (sorry, I'm kinda lazy, lol :P)