What an ugly monster Jelissa is. Poor old "jelly" and her make believe world. All alone in her hotel room talking in a funny voice to people who laugh at her behind her back.
Bitches - I might be a hooker - but damn im just too good at deep throating... plus I got to make a living! Come on people give me a thumbs up! I am finally being honest!!
You will never understand me because I am superior to you, Im the third gender, Im a Welsh Boy who "became" an "American Supermodel" and thats too hard for you to understand.
I may be a sheman but its not whats betwixt the legs its whats betwixt the ears which in my case is not much, but what sense I do have tells me I look good in these cheap clothes and my fishnet on my arm, so I think it speaks volumes for my intelligence.
I am the one featured in this video. I go by the name Jelissa but my real name is Andrew Jones but I prefer Andy please. Anyway this video is disgusting and revolting, so mean and nasty. BTW Im Welsh not American just thought I would say that there.
Knock knock - Who's there? Paris - Paris who? - Parisocks on ma feet - Hah, that's a good'n - I like Paris - Me too - She reminds of Miss Teen Sowth Karaliny only purdee-er an' more smarterer - Yeah, Paris is ahsum - Yeah, Paris is the man!
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WIHTIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY THIS reaLLY WORKS!!!!!
This such a waste of time and I'm ashamed that it made me laugh... I am basically amused by the underlying message: "a stupid bitch that only talks gibberish"
Your life just keeps going from bad to worse. It's because you're shit, and everything about you is shit. What a fucking joke you are, an unfunny, dull, tumour of a bad joke.
LMAO! Now this bitch... err I mean.. this THING has got a bit of fame on YouTube. I can see at least 3 usernames even on this video alone regarding this creature.
She or (it) probably more accurately putting it, is a prime example of a complete fuck up. On top of that she wants to be Paris SO badly, and all she has done with her life is dedicate it to being a dirty slut.
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OficialJelissaJaconi 1 year ago
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I'M all alone?
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Kaitlinbunnyxxx19 2 years ago
worst
nicoletsetan 3 years ago
Hey what song is this??? I actually kinda like it....hahaha
rockstar11508 3 years ago
It calls chacarron man and its a so stupid song but the rithm is good...lol you can actually find the video here on youtube...
Albert101548 3 years ago
so idiotic
primoballerinoo 3 years ago
This music sounds like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show singing along to reaggaeton with a mouth full of carp.
shaunpaikai 3 years ago
So this is the guy that writes for Letterman, I was wondering.
hoga1962 3 years ago 2
too much time on his hands along with too much weed!
ronimus12 3 years ago 4
wait. whos that supposed to be?
theycallmemaggs 3 years ago
sounds like he keeps saying nigger around the end of the verse everything time lol
rico305305 3 years ago
this sounds like the eminem song
'every wants to discuss me so this must mean i'm disgusting'
jude11011 3 years ago
totally fuckin retarded!!! I LOVE IT
yumabilal 3 years ago 2
what song is this? i like it. can anyone tell me?
tabarejos16 3 years ago 2
chacarron
1AnonymousPatriot 3 years ago
thanks!!
tabarejos 3 years ago
wtf is this?
Portuguese2460 3 years ago
this is the most random thing ive seen ever, LOVING IT!
NiteOwl1224 3 years ago 2
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━━━━┃ ┃ ┗━┳┳━┛"Jelissa" is a
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━━━━┃ ┏━━━━━━ Wannabe Fake
JelissafromLlanelli 3 years ago
LOL, this is fucking great. Five stars
KriegerDesHasses 3 years ago
What an ugly monster Jelissa is. Poor old "jelly" and her make believe world. All alone in her hotel room talking in a funny voice to people who laugh at her behind her back.
shavedfeettv 3 years ago
Yes, Jassmine, Qboy, Jamie Lee, Vanilla and now Melissa...all laughing at "her" and her stupid fake american voice, and her desperation!
JelissafromLlanelli 3 years ago
wthell
juanchaos69 3 years ago
WTF? :))
Burnedmyfrets 3 years ago
worse video on youtube?
GlamBalam 3 years ago
you never saw the original video did you?
LeonaRulez 3 years ago
she kinda does look like a goat but with a nice rack..
toddyr14 3 years ago
He is a goat.
Yes, its a he. Check out jelissajaconiworld account.
He calls himself Transsexual but hes just a gay boy in ladies clothes.
JelissafromLlanelli 3 years ago
over 51,000 hits!? FUCK IM POPULAR. Lap it up bitches,cry for me x Jaconi x [the real one]
jelissajaconiworld 3 years ago
You are an ugly goat with a fake voice and MOOBS.
shavedfeettv 3 years ago
over 51,000 hits!? FUCK IM POPULAR. Lap it up bitches,cry for me x Jaconi x [the real one]
jelissajaconiworld 3 years ago
This video is amazing
It shows that even stupid kids can get on the internet
Retardation does not mean that you cannot lead a normal life
jayjayrokz 3 years ago
This song is pretty catchy.
josh2nvxxx 3 years ago 2
Jelissa u need to look for your real identity.. ive seen your vids and all i hear is u try to be paris hilton or so on??
and TRY sounding like her too!
i think your very confused about yourself..
r u even shure u think yourself as a WO?man??
SerinaStar 3 years ago
a bare backing whore. who spreads aids and god knows what to everyone. Whores like Jelissa give other whores a bad name, use a condom you vile cunt.
trannys4life 3 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
captainmarmalade 4 years ago
Goat faced whore.
sevilliabrutus 4 years ago
wtf?
is this supposed to be funny?
abarlev 4 years ago
how dumb
djhgkchfd 4 years ago
Bitches - I might be a hooker - but damn im just too good at deep throating... plus I got to make a living! Come on people give me a thumbs up! I am finally being honest!!
JACONI
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JeIissaJaconi 4 years ago 5
Oh go away I am the real Jelissa you fake!
JellissaJaconi 4 years ago
Darling.. you say it like its something to be proud of! LOL! Shame!
JACONI
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JeIissaJaconi 4 years ago
You should start being honest about your accent aswell. You Welsh cunt.
clovedfeet 3 years ago
@JeIissaJaconi i;d hit it
vancouverbc69 1 year ago
You will never understand me because I am superior to you, Im the third gender, Im a Welsh Boy who "became" an "American Supermodel" and thats too hard for you to understand.
Jealous of my TALENT and MY BEAUTY.
JACONI
X
JellissaJaconi 4 years ago
I may be a sheman but its not whats betwixt the legs its whats betwixt the ears which in my case is not much, but what sense I do have tells me I look good in these cheap clothes and my fishnet on my arm, so I think it speaks volumes for my intelligence.
I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SUPERMODEL IN THE WORLD.
JACONI
X
JellissaJaconi 4 years ago
You look like a Goat with a bad fringe.
clovedfeet 3 years ago
and I will do anal even if the money is good enough.
At least £20 and I will do the whole she-bang. Geddit LOL!
JellissaJaconi 4 years ago
Do you know I dont wear that wig anymore I grew my hair and cut it myself, and that hat I wear out when Im a boy too.
If anyone is interested in booking me for escorting, then contact me via jelissa dot net.
I have contact details via Myspace. I offer sexual services for reasonable money offer.
JellissaJaconi 4 years ago
I am the one featured in this video. I go by the name Jelissa but my real name is Andrew Jones but I prefer Andy please. Anyway this video is disgusting and revolting, so mean and nasty. BTW Im Welsh not American just thought I would say that there.
Anyway I am pissed and lonely in my flat.
JACONI
X
JellissaJaconi 4 years ago
Haha... whoever made this has waaaay to much time on their hands.. Get a job!
sopheee 4 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! omg wtf was that shit it made no sense at all but it was funny
nicolehw91 4 years ago
terrible... and a huge waste of time.
sbnewman 4 years ago
oh, please die.
Nizzler1 4 years ago
yo thats too funny and kinda chatchy
alpinab10 4 years ago
WTF WAS THAT?!?!?! :S
Niki0808 4 years ago
you're a moron
mmanna82 4 years ago
That....was not funny.
Not that it was insulting. Or that I disagree with the message.
It just wasn't funny.
wickedragon 4 years ago
Talks more sense than ...... LOL !
missdustyo 4 years ago
hilarious!
xc0co 4 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha
keki2012 4 years ago
Somehow the longer I listen to this my brain turns to goo. Who the fuck wants to listen to this shit if they're not high?
LYmouse 4 years ago
Hey, I resent that. I'm high and I still don't want to listen to it.
ms4denmark 4 years ago
I demand my 50 brain cells back jerkoff
ihidurremote 4 years ago
WATS GOING ON!!
batmansaves 4 years ago
haha gold.
chrismrulz 4 years ago
This is bizarre and wonderful!
hankmad 4 years ago
not
brianlowdown 4 years ago
haha
so simple yet so funny
tonyxthextigre 4 years ago
she's self-proclaimed, not my words
YFM 4 years ago
And your point is.......
vaiman777 4 years ago
that's Jelissa Jacconi transsexual supermodel
YFM 4 years ago
Yeah and I'm the Queen. If that beast is a Supermodel then I will eat my foot. And Transsexual? You mean Transvestite. Thought so LOL.
hedphunked 4 years ago
okay if anyone honestly just watched this whole thing they are retarted!
Olivia1021 4 years ago
10 seconds of this was too much.
spinelle 4 years ago
I just made this my new ringtone.
scottfairbairn 4 years ago
Knock knock - Who's there? Paris - Paris who? - Parisocks on ma feet - Hah, that's a good'n - I like Paris - Me too - She reminds of Miss Teen Sowth Karaliny only purdee-er an' more smarterer - Yeah, Paris is ahsum - Yeah, Paris is the man!
scottfairbairn 4 years ago
I LOVE Goats.
missdustyo 4 years ago
Who doesn't? The way they bleat and shit and bleat and shit is so pretty.
hedphunked 4 years ago
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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WIHTIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY THIS reaLLY WORKS!!!!!
underoath789789 4 years ago
okkkkkk.....
if you listen to this song the hole time you will laugh
not kidden
janie800 4 years ago
babe you got an amazing nose that girl is just jealous of you thats all.
jay549ka 4 years ago
hahaha this vid is great. i love the song. i keep watching it and laghing my ass off
aaronsmma 4 years ago
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cupid22 4 years ago
Chacarron Macarron by El Mundo
fatalhope01 4 years ago
Jelissa doesnt need anyone to ridicule her, she does it all by herself.
sevilliabrutus 4 years ago
why the hell did i watch that whole thing... ?
PantlessWanderer 4 years ago
hahahahaha i dont fucking know but so did i
clainley22 4 years ago
you watched the whole thing..ha
is that better or worse then the moron who MADE the whole thing?
SCIERRIA 4 years ago
uhmmm... now why did i just watch the whole way through?
Szadek2 4 years ago
Hahaha I watched the whole thing
ghbbb123 4 years ago
lmfao wtf
TwistedArmy 4 years ago
ahahahahhahahahahaha batman was funnier thou
BlaziniTuP91 4 years ago
This such a waste of time and I'm ashamed that it made me laugh... I am basically amused by the underlying message: "a stupid bitch that only talks gibberish"
Lindalou1986 4 years ago
I remember when stupid shit like this used to make me laugh, but then i had my tenth birthday, and it is no longer funny...
Boothenson 4 years ago
is this intended to upset and ridicuel jelissa?because it doesnt...she is MUCH stronger hen that!
dazsmythe 4 years ago
omg wtf?
i watched it all.
lol.
its friggen retarded but really funny:]
chubbypumkin 4 years ago
wat the hell... it does the samething all the way
i cant believe i watched the whole thing
lol but i like it
made me giggle a little
skhan002 4 years ago
i want this song...what is it called...it`s to retarded =)))))
bakacata 4 years ago
it's called "chacarron macarron"
tom1505 4 years ago
what song is that?!
tephierox 4 years ago
how rude! lol
jelissajaconiworld 4 years ago
laugh or cry?
haven't decided wich yet
GunthiSalwa 4 years ago
I can't believe i've watched the all thing
filss 4 years ago
*rofl*...me 2...:-))
henningway 4 years ago
thats a pic of jelissa jeconi she rules
az15sxy 4 years ago
Ok.. what that is supposed to be?
snoopybrown20 4 years ago
I cant believe it.. IM actually speachless..
Did it really have to go on for 3 mins.. lol.
HerbalUber 4 years ago
sei un coglione!!!questo video fà schifo!!
bobbomacca 4 years ago
Honestly I don't get it.
But anyway that was seriously rude of Sarah to mock Paris.
shafroyalty 4 years ago
lol not at all. it was brilliant
InfiniVide 4 years ago
OMG so retarded but i can't stop laughing =))
pulancur18 4 years ago
This video doesn't make any sense..
Eatelet 4 years ago
Hahaha.... awesome.
tehmoogle 4 years ago
It's not even a bitch, it's some sort of creature. Just look at it's profile. I'm not talking about THAT creature in this video
unknowngenius1985 4 years ago
Wow, what talent. How could you top this idiocy? Curious to see what happens next.
jsebenoler 4 years ago
Proves anyone can do this crap
MichaelBuffy 4 years ago
THIS video is sooo lame i cannot stop laughing at it
cbreslin 4 years ago
Rubbish! Cant believe you had the time to create nonsense like this!!!
naimasimpson 4 years ago
hahaha, this chick got owned HARD
pisserplunker 4 years ago
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
tom1505 4 years ago
paris hilton sucks!!!
silentdanc3r 4 years ago
fuckin great man
paulbottenfield 4 years ago
retarded,just like paris
stwp1 4 years ago
ahhh dude! why was her account suspended..it was fricking hilarious! loved that Sarah Silverman rant she had!
LeonaRulez 4 years ago
the one that looked at this vid without fastforwad have to be brain damaged
aMased 4 years ago
Exactly! You couldn't have siad it better! Lol!!!!!!
naimasimpson 4 years ago
all the video is with that song, aggg get a life, n i dont care what paris does
alexalchang 4 years ago
funny
XoXKimberlyXoX 4 years ago
hahaha. 5 stars
brooke625 4 years ago
THIS SUCKS PARIS IS COOL SO FUCK YOU
THATSHOT28 4 years ago
shatsnot28 You are worthless, your opinion is worthless, your parents would have been so much better off if you were stillborn.
nilbud 4 years ago
u cant even write my damn name and u go to hell bitch
THATSHOT28 4 years ago
Your life just keeps going from bad to worse. It's because you're shit, and everything about you is shit. What a fucking joke you are, an unfunny, dull, tumour of a bad joke.
nilbud 4 years ago
was i tryin to make a joke no so get off of me ugly loser bitch
THATSHOT28 4 years ago
you and paris can suck my juicy dick!!!
Darlil 4 years ago
watever
THATSHOT28 4 years ago
LOL this is fucking funny! I love it! Make more!
JelissaJaconi 4 years ago
LMAO! Now this bitch... err I mean.. this THING has got a bit of fame on YouTube. I can see at least 3 usernames even on this video alone regarding this creature.
unknowngenius1985 4 years ago
I would rather watch this then that boring tranny. I mean Shemale.
ExposingJelissa 4 years ago
JelissaJaconi is a MAN BABY, straight Tranny no doubt. Only you can prevent Tranny's from posting on Youtube!
sabotage2u 4 years ago
AWSOME !
AhhMICHELLE 4 years ago
this was awsome
milest45 4 years ago
HAHA getting 5 stars from me!
She or (it) probably more accurately putting it, is a prime example of a complete fuck up. On top of that she wants to be Paris SO badly, and all she has done with her life is dedicate it to being a dirty slut.
Slngz 4 years ago
This hilarious! Please keep this up for all to see its amazing! So true!
ExposingJelissa 4 years ago