Ask Taco-Man: Dear God

[Shadowthedgehog1]

The egg.

A creature similar to a chicken may lay a chicken egg (just like humans may be born mutated), but a chicken can't hatch as another creature and evolve (or mutate) into a "proper" chicken during its own lifetime.

[ortebalm09]

wtf was that?

[superzigzagoon]

Egg came first.

It's true due to the fact that chickens evolved from reptiles and reptiles lay eggs meaning that the first chicken came from an egg that was lay by a thing that wasn't a chicken.

[MrNusecus]

@superzigzagoon True. None of the idiot creationists that ask that question specify what creature's life cycle the egg is part of.

[MAKKEBAKKE]

Atheism! :D

[lb8068]

@NSRadication Have a sense of humour, to God's sake. I'm catholic, and I find this hilarious. EW's messed up Bible Stories were great too.

[KFL117]

Are you going to make anymore ask Taco-man episodes?

[NSRadication]

Taco-Man is funny, but not towards making fun of God. I'm sorry, but this is terrible. :(

[videogamemaster223]

im scared in 2 years the worl will end XD

[macandfriends]

I had one of those, "And I'm a mormon" commercials just before the video... :/

[supermariofan1281]

who gives a oh im not saying that ill read it anyway but this song has alot of profanity

[clubpenguinmarioify]

lol the chicken der! xD

[JJsours]

umm the letters say

Dear Taco-man,

so why the f*** is he answering the questions in his perspective like they were for him?

[zackery70]

uuuuuuuuuum wtf

[Cruncher211]

The bible is already unbelievable and messed up. So just call the DVD the bible. Lol

[clayman1331]

@Cruncher211 lol good one

[SuperRamirez1]

@Cruncher211 to you but when you look at it not religiously but record of people it is an epic story. sex rape incest murder fires of hell torcher and punishment.through all that i am disappointed it didn't go farther into detail. not saying its good but it was normal back then so. it wasn't messed up when it was made. but the bible does have its moments of kindness and the dvd set is nothing to the bible. just go to a catholic grandma she'll make you piss yourself

[TheMarkspartan]

@Cruncher211 of course you would say that even though evolution makes no sense at all and all the other ones also how is it that all the other religions get away with stuff but ares doesnt? and that all of you can make fun of ours and if i was to say one bad thing about islam bam im introuble and yes evolution is religion because its what they believe. if you dont believe in a creator who made you then answer that?

[hulksfriend]

WHAT THE- WHY aren`t we gonna die in 2012?

[Pizboyz]

@hulksfriend because holywood made a video lol

[trolololmannen]

1:17

[Eco10100]

goddamnit my birthday is march 27 the day day after we "die"

[MrWho142]

Hey!!My name at 1:17!!!!!!:D

[shadowsonic61]

hello everyone who i intellegently created....

because taco man is dead...

lolz

[Hyperstar96]

But who gives a- oh, I'm not saying that.

[TheBlackOpticFTW]

@thehomedog24 Yeah, like you know that… fucking prick…

[TheHomedog24]

Dear god,WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A SHIT PLACE LIKE THIS YOU PRICK (starts crying)THATS NOT FUNNY,THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!

death is like sleeping forever,cant think of nothing or no dreams

[gamerella3476]

oh hey! what's up god!

[redyoshi01]

21 people will burn in hell.

[XRedDragonClawsX]

@redyoshi01 That's why the dislikes are shown in red

[beforeyoulove]

This is fucking.... BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[thegodyfromcp]

MARCH 26 IS MY BIRTHDAY! 1:54

[Basekillmenlawz]

oh shit i better agry with God or els i will die

[lacontrabasse]

The Creator has posted a real message on YouTube. For the answer to the reason for your existence, and the meaning of your life, see the video ' God says sorry. '

[DutchKazuya]

God is WRONG!

The egg came before the chicken because dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens existed!

trololol

[Derek519425]

@DutchKazuya well,,,, if god existed,,,(AS PORTRAYED IN THIS VIDEO)

the bible says that he created everything in 6 days.. so the chicken and dinosaur were created about the same time,

[Anthrax80m8]

lol there is a commercial for dealchicken on the side of this video. THE CHICKE DERRR!

[the80sdumpster]

hi

[WildGamerWolf]

"your e-mails usualy suck, but who gives a....oh, im not saying this..." LMAO!

[xjustmyviewx]

after watching the video i thought that the comments would be about if gods real but i think i perfer the chicken and egg debate better

p.s. egg came first

[44ClubPenguin44]

My brother's birthday is March 26 xD

[sammy3212321]

the egg came first

[FreshFernStudios]

aww...i graduate in 2014- that sucks.

[SonicKusanagi181]

Now I'm scared to 2014 D:

[pgj1997]

Alright, that's it, you've brought me to this question Sam T. What's your Christianity? You seem do not have these sort of beliefs. Making frequent religious swears, totally ****ing up the word of god. Crap like that.

[TheOneYouForsaken]

@pgj1997 I'm pretty sure hes a atheist homes

[f00tstep]

@pgj1997 Who says he's christian?

[pgj1997]

@f00tstep thats not what i meant by christianity

[f00tstep]

@pgj1997 I know what you meant. You were wondering witch branch of Christianity he was from. Protestant, Lutheran, Catholic, Mennonite, etc. But my Question to you is who says he's Christian? Who says he is any of the Christianities?

[unorthodoxJ]

God looks like Naavi

[thatgameboy2600]

@unorthodox Nazi*

[XtremeDark2]

@unorthodoxJ god will kill you for taht.....idk why does i know this....

[lukasmars]

@unorthodoxJ LISTEN!

[gibli173]

ebolaworld you never fail to put a smile on my face

[sukingeggs1]

does it cost any money to call taco man?

[om3g4z3r0]

GOD(s): " love ME or GO to HELL "

SADAN: "obey ME or SUFFER"

KIM: "love ME or YOU will BE tortured"

sometimes I think PEOPLE needs DICTADORS , when THEY don't HAVE one THEY create ONE

[Pop2922]

@om3g4z3r0 Atheists: Agree with me or I'll overlook your entire belief and call you stupid for it

[Pop2922]

@om3g4z3r0 haha, my friend, you are stereotyping, there is a difference between religion and extremism. What you are doing is just assuming that if everyone was an athiest, there would be world piece. Honestly, that wouldn't happen. Mankind is flawed and we choose our own paths in life and if you and the rest of the stuck up idiots believing their way is the only way can't realize that, well then, you have my pity. 

[jamesxoxbond]

2000 : false alarm

2002 : false alarm

2006 : false alarm

2010 : false alarm

and now 2012 : cant wait to see their faces ...

[yo100ish]

@jamesxoxbond 3047: false alarm

some of us just never learn

[nealvanzet]

@yo100ish

but in 3050 we surly die becuase the bollitchi clan, a old abanded clan in some woods, says that in their storys!!!

say your prayers now or be forever doomed!!

[JJsours]

@nealvanzet

ah u mean " believe what i say or i hurt u!" LOL

[SonicKusanagi181]

@jamesxoxbond 2 yrs, 2 yrs, 4 yrs, 2 yrs, 2 yrs, etc. look at the comment and you should see the pattern, Hmm... I wonder if 2016 will have a rumour...

[Xloi63]

an egg and a chicken are lying together in bed. The egg is smoking a cigarette, and the chicken looks very upset and grumpy.

Now, answer the question: who came first, the chicken or the egg

[hellborned]

God is so funny XD

[ohyourgoingdown]

even me as an atheist like this :3

[116gaara]

i love god, he is so funny

[richardelythomas]

"This song has a lot of profanity" Lolz

[farthead4321]

2014 cant wait

[ultrahotty]

i bought the dvd XD

[NocturnalRoseFairy]

YAY! burning in hell!

[crashworkproductions]

Lol your videos are always funny thanks for making them!

[ChelskiBonjourino]

As Woody Allen was once quoted as saying, "If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."

[Yorsefener]

awsome video, i hope god will continue answering those questions...

and also:

"your emails usually suck but who gives a f...- im not saying that!" is epic

[DjMaxi005]

Wow, I was just threatened by God... That can't be good

[ProtoSnake]

Dear God, do you have any problems with cults and why?

[jerrywalmer]

what happened last time?

[RememberJudas314]

@jerrywalmer We try not to think about it.

[hubuhubudingdong2]

Al Gore rode his snow mobile to the global warming meeting

[TankT9]

Dear god, please upload episode 10 on YouTube, with thanks that guy from dot on on a Earth over there.

[dclaver2]

happy pie day

[GoblinXXX]

You need to do a series called GODSCHOOL now, with all the gods in High School. The Norse gods could be the Jocks, the Greek gods are the Stuck-Up Rich Kids, the Egyptian gods are the death-obsessed Goth-Emo kids, and then all the weird outsider gods like Pan and Vulcan are the Nerds.

[boenrobot]

@GoblinXXX OMFG, that would be SOOO AWESOME!!! I'm LMFAO just thinking about it.

[smashballed]

@ebolaworld I say the chicken comes first because that egg it laid might also grow to be rooster or breakfast.

[gen77c]

I like your God and Tacoman voices, they're silly.

[drinkycrow67]

theism fails so so good

[TheEmoticonMaster]

@drinkycrow67 Shouldn't all religions be respected equally? If your an atheist that's cool it's your choice but as an Agnostic this is just what I believe.

[Rettequetette]

@TheEmoticonMaster Hmmm... why should religions be respected?

[NintendoRare22]

thumbs up if your the 301st viewer

[theguywhoisaguy]

@NintendoRare22 no

[Froggdude000]

9 people are going to burn in Hell.

[pgj1997]

nice beating around the bush

[dragonmaster613]

no im F*&Kin' GOD B*&^H!!!

[celswolf]

No es lo mismo sin Taco-man

[SegaNintendoGuy64]

Here's a good question dear god why can't you get Messed-Up Bible Stories episode 10 on ebolaworld and on youtube?

[Nmason78]

@SegaNintendoGuy64 Don't worry, someone is bound to upload it online after they buy the DVD

[batmanrules16]

@SegaNintendoGuy64 To give us a reason to buy the DVD. Duh!

[danman1950]

CO ZA ASY!

[jeffhardyrulez900]

@danman1950 LOL

[PokeXpertoX]

other gods tf oh no he didint

[CRYPTKILLER97]

I think.......screw this, I'll let someone else think for me! Yeah, doin' it W. style!

[SpAMCAN]

Re-releasing old stuff is fun, isn't it :3

[ebolaworld]

@SpAMCAN Thank God for time traveling.

[TheTrueKir]

@SpAMCAN Roses are red, violets are blue.

I forget the rest but your mothers a slut.

[SpAMCAN]

@TheTrueKir And that relates to me... hooooowww? My mother can do what the fuck she likes as far as i'm concerned.

[TheTrueKir]

@SpAMCAN :3

[yo100ish]

@SpAMCAN today i made ebola popular alright? right? alright domintion obliteration xenomorphs

[impowner666]

you slightly cheered me up from braking up with my gf 

[ebolaworld]

@impowner666 Oh nice! :D

[impowner666]

@ebolaworld thanks guys (Y) :/ Ima watch the bible stories

[Lucky13Vinnie]

@impowner666 Have your brakes checked regularly

[TheDarthBartus]

@ebolaworld you know, you are REALLY fucked up. And I fucking LOVE you for that :D

[ebolaworld]

@TheDarthBartus You're welcome.

[SANNAFABICH]

PRICELESS! ahaha you never fail to make me ROFLMAO

[WillHigh7]

dinosaurs laid eggs before chickens did so eggs came before chickens!

[MrNDSteinbach]

@WillHigh7 That is actually a very nice observation. Don't forget fish too, or even plants!

[ebolaworld]

@WillHigh7 NO! GOD MADE EVERYTHING IN ITS PRESENT FORM.

[hubuhubudingdong2]

@ebolaworld actually i have to take a huge shit

[Zwank36]

@ebolaworld God doesn't exist, so who are you?....

[demonjacobs666]

@Zwank36 Some guy with a flashlight, apparently.

[yo100ish]

@ebolaworld troll

[LN1992]

@ebolaworld LOL!

[f00tstep]

@ebolaworld The bible never says that the form isn't able to change. Think about it, it's true.

[SuperMegaPokemonFan]

@ebolaworld grr no he did not

[ebolaworld]

@SuperMegaPokemonFan I was kidding. :P

[gamegod9000]

@WillHigh7

Er... if eggs can make chickens, and yolk, AND other animals, but chickens can ONLY make eggs, then... y'know.

[TheNingaThing]

@WillHigh7 Your right

[megadv8r]

gonna make use of my friend's credit card to order this dvd!

the dutch need to be educated on this as well :d

[Newenlightenmentnow]

So, does eve have an impressive rack?

[TheAwesomekman]

Screw the egg and the chiken. The micro organism came first

[Someepicguy]

Needs more explosions.

[spaktor95]

wtf is this shit

[Mayuhito69]

The egg came first but it was laid from a chicken type animal that wasn't fully chicken. Then it was a chicken. So egg first then chicken. Because it is a more recent species from evolution.

[TheFlyingTacoz]

Meow meow meow meow, meow mew.

meow mew meow?

[giacomand]

@TheFlyingTacoz You've got to be kitten me.

[lilhukz]

AWESSSSOMMMMEE!!!!

[Abena20]

God college, hmmm. What a fascinating idea.

I look forward to the Bible episodes!

[ConradSigma]

whoo I woke up to another Ebolaworld video :)

[Wingzero5555]

Well god might die if his rating on ebola world get too low

[gabrgr]

boring...

[ebolaworld]

@gabrgr Your Mom is boring...

[gabrgr]

@ebolaworld i liked the previus vids... but this was not really good :( sorry im notrying to troll you out... its just an opinion...

[thousandlegger]

@ebolaworld why do you keep eating her out then? is it just for the money?

[Jario943]

The chicken, DUHH!

[vampirehunterme]

God rocks

[FHomeBrew]

I lol'd at the end. Also, chicken = egg = chicken. It's like asking: which came first? The child or the adult? Every egg already contains an organism with fixed DNA which it retains the rest of it's life. Egg-laying hasn't always been around so it was a mutation somewhere in the past. A non egg-laying creature gave birth to an egg-laying creature as a mutation. Therefore, the "chicken" got there first. (though the "real" chicken-egg story is different altogether).

[playerwithfaith]

@FHomeBrew Which begs the question, what qualifies as the first chicken?

And even so, those mutations don't affect the organism until they reach maturity within the egg.

So the egg= pre-mutation organism

Chicken= post-mutation organism

This is because evolution doesn't produce sudden changes, its a slow process taking many generations.

egg =/= chicken

[FHomeBrew]

@playerwithfaith Well, once the egg is capable of becoming a chick and then a chicken it's dna is fixed. Eggs and chickens are both past the mutable phase. Same with embryo's of mammals. Also, I think the question is rather bogus because even the evolution of the egg would've been gradual. So some species could've given live birth, then some sort of rubbery placenta (reptiles) and then a hard shell (birds). I.d.k. I'm not a paleornothologist.

[playerwithfaith]

@FHomeBrew Ah, I think Isee what you mean.

So even if we can classify the point where the mutation becomes the chicken, it is still just a "chicken" that was in a "reptilian egg"

So it the order goes: previous species egg-> chicken.

Thus the chicken does come first afterall?

Or maybe I've just confused myself.

[FHomeBrew]

@playerwithfaith I think we agree but are a bit confused. So the being in the egg can only mutate when it's first cell is made when it's being fertilized. From that point on, it can be regarded as immutable and will contain the same DNA for the rest of it's life. Therefore, if we still make a distinction between egg and "chicken", the egg was first because the first chicken needed to hatch from that very egg. So, a non-chicken laying a chicken egg (which becomes the first chicken).

[FHomeBrew]

@playerwithfaith Can you see now why I said egg = chicken? I don't think there's any meaning to the words "first chicken" because speciation just doesn't work like that. But suppose that it did. Then it would go like that (i.m.o.). There's a non-chicken mother, it has it's egg-cells fertilized and mutated, one mutation is the first chicken that still needs to be laid as an egg, that egg is/becomes the first "chicken". (Very simplified explanation).

[CartoonGuy14]

When does episode five of Taco Man the Game Master come out?

[ebolaworld]

@CartoonGuy14 No date set yet, but it will probably be the next major video I work on.

[CallMeMrNameless]

DAMN! You're so ignorant!

You misrepresent the science behind global warming and you displayed your ignorance of evolution by flat-out stating the chicken came first!!!

THAT is why I don't believe you exist!!!

*angry outburst*

[DieBrille0813]

imnt a satanist, but i thnk its not that bad in hell. i mean, what would you prefer:

1. Playin paintball and real life call of duty with hitlr and osama (but u cant die)

or

2. play UNO with jesus and the few people that did not in, which are propably completely boring personalities

you decide

[tomasmoura]

GOD IS THA BEST! I WANT TO SEE MORE OF HIM

[ebolaworld]

@tomasmoura Next week you will. Look for a new Messed-Up Bible Stories episode! :D

[JJ3792]

is screwy and chomper are going to have a ask show

[ebolaworld]

@JJ3792 Erm. no. :P

[lordabomity]

Haha GOD got the chicken vs egg question wrong lmao xD

[ebolaworld]

@lordabomity How so? How could the egg come first? Who laid it?

[McGack1]

@ebolaworld the egg came from a creature that is 99.99999999999999etc% similar to the chicken that will come from the egg

[ColonelHoraldo]

@ebolaworld There wasn't a chicken at first, but it gradually evolved until something came out of an egg that could be called a chicken. At least, I guess that's how it works. I'm no expert.

[ThePixieinlove]

@ebolaworld Where did the chicken that laid the egg come from?

[ebolaworld]

@ThePixieinlove IT came from GOD. DURRRR.

[unkgo]

@ebolaworld A raptor.