jesus christ action figure

[iaroslav4ik]

i had sex with jesus so what?

[nyingma13]

Yeah goodcompany599 and moneyman123212-you both talk and act like real Christians. I'm sure Jesus is really proud to have followers like you. Butt-wipes.

[nyingma13]

Will they also offer the Garden of Gethsemine and the Tomb of th Resurrection play sets?

[jezusmnierucha]

LOL :D

[Dennygieck]

Hysterical!!!

[hypo12345678910]

Peeps, its a JOKE! Your all too sensitive. Stop taking things so seriously. T_T

[123456789011ization]

Q brasfemioΣ（・□・；）

[meserfugenicoment]

you guys are ridiculous, im a christian and i think its funny, and if you are christian, why would kill a child, im pretty sure jesus said love your enemy and everybody sins, so loosen up and stop making stupid things that make people feel bad

[meserfugenicoment]

you guys are ridiculous, im a christian and i think its funny, and if you are christian, why would kill a child, im pretty sure jesus said love your enemy and everybody sins, so loosen up and stop making stupid things that make people feel bad

[creol22]

Where from can i buy them all three? for my future kids :)

[hinablackeyed]

i m a muslim girl, i respect holy jesus (P.B.U.H.), its mentioned in the Holy Qur'an,,,that "you are not a muslim if you dnt believe in jesus christ."..

oh holy womb of mary,,,, u were selected to give birth to this holy man, and he came as a sign unto man...

[goodcompany599]

fu fagets you all that make fun on god are gooing to hell

[whobe4me]

not funny you will pay for this..

[moneyman123212]

what the fuck if i c a little kid stabbing jesus like that im gonna put my foot up there ass and hope they burn in hell and turn to a peice of shit that was on my lon

[ThatManSteel]

@moneyman123212 Turn the other cheek

[alexbivol99]

0:21 TAKE THAT YOU MOTHAFUCKA!

[TheOnlineMediaWatch]

He-man is better. Same fictional character, but cooler :-P

[PinkPunkOly1995opg]

what the fuck..LOL xd

[P0H0A0N0T0O0M]

This is some Holy Shit....

[Dragoon1020]

"I am Jesus King of the Jews!

"You're not the king of the Juice" lol

[MegaManBn]

this toy look weird...

[MrFilzpatrick]

Jesus sacrifice for us. He wants us to be saved against temptations. Jesus loves us. He will be always in our side even if we lost or die. ☧

[mythrilite]

@MrFilzpatrick

wow lighten up. Not everyone believes all that stuff. Plus this video is meant as a joke.

[TwistedMetalLegion]

@MrFilzpatrick

Well he didn't do a good job; he's dead and we're all still fucked! LOL!

[MrFilzpatrick]

JESUS IS NOT A TOY!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FROM YOURSELVES!!!!! WHOEVER IS THE CREATOR OF THAT TOY IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!!

[Skinmeister2]

@MrFilzpatrick They should make a Jesus sex toy. Alllllright.

[MrFilzpatrick]

BLASPHEMY!!!!!

[Ebonmist1]

i can tell that u think god is real i dont like this vid

[Agnes135]

@Ebonmist1

Prove it.

[Xbox360videos141]

I WANT ONE !

[holaamigamarina]

estupido!

[TimAtomic55]

cross not included

[Medievalman117]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololol

[ih8makinusernames]

ITS A TRAP!

Lol at the ark of the covenant.

[killerdemon304703]

lol at 0:36

[EricSchwin22]

This is hilarious, I went to the website...it's not there anymore. 

[stormshadow141]

this shit aint even funny

[MyMomWillEatYourMom]

@stormshadow141 ITS HILARIOUS 8D

[KakashiHikaru97]

@stormshadow141 agreed!!! I `1000000000000000 % agreeeee

[XwJosephwX]

this is the sickest thing ive ever seen whats wrong with you people

[Needshoe]

wow just wow

[BlackoutDOTcom]

pure awesome

[vortex55guy]

AHHH BOOM

[aztroid1]

Bra reklam! Men fick aldrig varan. Skulle vilja få Jesus gubben för att han medföljde stod det i reklamen.... Men hoppas att varan kommer för den kostade 200 kr för alla utom jesus.

Varan skulle vara tacksam att få!

[mycze]

is there really a toy like this??

[mycze]

is this real???

[mycze]

is there really a toy like this??

[SpecterM91]

This was funny until the Ark of the Covenant thing. Then it became perfect.

[PunkVlogger96]

omg this is hilarious but seriously guys stop bitching its just a joke

[2Pacelipse]

Mary should have prayed to Raptor Jesus to send Admiral Ackbar ;[.

[MzzGu3Ra]

wow? and this is supposed to amuse people? typical people because they don;t have the balls to say they love our god.

you think that stuff is funny? ha small brains i suppose.

[SnarfHappens]

@MzzGu3Ra Who gives a fuck you tight ass religious fruit. If you're so religious why would you even search this up?

[sweetxxdelilah]

@MzzGu3Ra Your grammar is horrid. Maybe your God could give you a spell check once in a while.

[MzzGu3Ra]

@sweetxxdelilah haha i type a certain way on purpose hun; get over it.

[sweetxxdelilah]

@MzzGu3Ra So you to type like a child with down syndrome? Yeah, have fun with that.

[MzzGu3Ra]

@sweetxxdelilah haha yea and you look like a child with down syndrome? so have fun with that (:

[sweetxxdelilah]

@MzzGu3Ra Coming from the person who believes in imaginary friends. Awh, it's okay. One day you will realize that your friend is not real. Until then, play nice.

[MzzGu3Ra]

@sweetxxdelilah lol well i;m not going to argue with someone over the internet. so hopefully you except that jesus was real he did come here to save you,, and he;s never leaving. but i know he is real. he;s the only reason i;m still here today my faith is never shakin. because he stands behind it (=

[sweetxxdelilah]

@MzzGu3Ra Alright you go do that while I live in the real world. Have a nice day.

[SpecterM91]

@MzzGu3Ra "I'm going to call people stupid while typing like a dyslexic eight year old. That'll show 'em!"

[MzzGu3Ra]

@SpecterM91 haha where do you see me calling anyone stupid?? take another look idiot. (:

[DYOLFMOT]

why is the spear of destiny a cheap toy sword?

[Playmeforit]

LMFAO

[daprez08]

Bahaha I'll show you how da bitch goes down the slide.... Sooo fuckin' funny

[theDeathJoy]

lame

[generalwoof]

that bit at the end when that kid opens the ark of the covenant and his head blows up is classic 0:35

[parmenides19]

I did not like the message

[odagled]

hush

[jmartich1]

The Passion of the Christ, in 42 seconds. Genius I tell u Genius...

[Sephirex]

LOL

[rancid18]

wtf! with walk on water action. Priceless! Im buying one.

[electricfoxx]

It's a trap!!! XDDDDDDDD

[EmblemBlade]

bring and lame and GAYYYYYYYY

[EastCoaster221]

hollywood is horrificaly evil and blasphemous to mock a man enduring roman flogging and crucifixtion. This was and still is the most hellish death on earth. Eastern United States should become a seperate nation so we do not get exposed to this shit.

[goosebagman]

Jesus Christ, EastCoaster, that bug up your asshole must have a bug up his asshole. Chill.

[XxshtickxX]

worse shit goes on nowadays wtf are u talking about

[tolosa1408]

jajajajajaja

[bodomandmetal]

Ahhahahahahaha!

[DrakeAran]

haha! this is just too great! ^^'

[Thebabysealpoacher]

whats the last thing they sell, the one that makes the kids head to blow up?

[jackkoffin1]

The Ark of the Covenant mades the kid's head explode. It's a reference to Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[Thebabysealpoacher]

finally someone answers! thank u a lot

[cc91801]

Holy grail?

[PiliaeAl]

boring

[dpapaioannow]

very vey good...Jesus would aprove..hehehe..by the way is this shit real?if not..it's very funny and to the point if you know what i mean..if it is...it's still funny(sorta)..but not amusing ;)

[XxsunkistbabexX]

AH HA!! very funny XD

[PaoloRi95]

hahaaaaa

[barebowarchery]

BRAVO!!! CHEERS!!

[fatedward12]

lol

[jack111sally]

why is everyone talking about nazis?!?!

[Anatolij86]

isn't the spear of destiny supposed to be ... a spear!?!?

[DrakeAran]

nope! if god says it's a sword called "spear" then it must be a sword, you puny and ignorant sheep ^^'

(jokin', of course)

[barafrancau]

"Cross not included"

HAHAHAHAHA

5/5

[regurgitated18]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahahahahhahhahahahhahaha­hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhah­ahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahah­ahahah very good

[Grigoroudis64]

Best Parody of Jesus ever!

[matiaszzz]

I'm gonna live forever !! hahahahahahahahaha!!

[theeggandshoosh]

Oh how hell waits you. 666

[deathvult]

CRUCIFY HIM!!! YEAH!!!

[kingodwinstudios]

That's just insulting.

[swat105]

i actually saw a real jesus action figure before it was weird

[MGX26]

hahahahahahahahaha XD haaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­aaaaaaaa wooooooo hahahahaha !!!!

[gurgel99]

ROFLMFAO!

[danc3r432]

um are you serious? this isn't even funny this is a horrible thing to do and show it's not one bit at all! its so sad to even think of something so sick like this

[astellus]

I didn't laugh until that kid's head blew up from opening the arc! Good stuff!  It was the scream that got me.

[pongsapakxx]

REALLY COOL

[SmartNameHere]

OMGWTFBBQ

[fabioproductions]

I wonder who could buy this? isnt this from south park? THIS IS FUCKEED UP

[dragongod5]

wow. that vid showed lodes of respect for our father

[strk125]

fuck you and your father

[TwistedMetalLegion]

HILARIOUS!

[gametalkTV]

lol

[JimboJoy]

Yeah thats pretty fucked up

[CharityDill]

thi is gay

[thekingdomofthedead]

lol

THE SPEAR OF DESTINY

IM INVICIBLE

THE HOLY GRAIL

IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER

AND THE ARK OF THE COVENENT

ARGH!!! XD XD XD

[StreetMTBikers]

hilarious...i want that action figure....to play with my action men..it will be a great battle....holyness vs coolness...

i hope they make a version of babe jesus....

[byorp]

Thanks. I love you too.

<3

[byorp]

Allright, I'm sorry. Best, B.

[adamthewev]

fuck u nazi

[byorp]

nazis were atheists, moron

[adamthewev]

your a moron

[dieorbedead]

no they weren't u fucking dipstick

[OlderMusicGeek]

the nazi killed the jews, cus they thought it was their CHRISTIAN duty to do so!

[vathuglife101]

nazi killed jews because they viewed them as an inferior race. alot of racism actually originated with Darwin's theories.

[OlderMusicGeek]

and they backed up those opinions using the bible.

[vathuglife101]

The bible says that the Jews are God's chosen people. to attack the Jews would be an attack against Biblical teachings.

[TwistedMetalLegion]

Most people exploit a 2000 year old tome to get their own way. Doesn't mean they actually believe it to be God's Will

[OlderMusicGeek]

i won't argue - i don't think the bible says you should attack jews. in fact, i find some of the bible rather anti-gentile.

but many people - besides nazis - do believe it is their christian duty to attack jews and find interpretations in the bible to back it up.

[BVargas78]

Its ridiculous for christians to attack jews because the first christians were of jewish ethnicity.

[2Pacelipse]

@BVargas78 ... Jewish is a nationality genius, not a fucking ethnicity.

[BVargas78]

@2Pacelipse It isn't a nationality. You must be confused with Israeli.

[OnTheCall]

The nazis were very VERY misguided. If they actually believed in the Christian Bible they wouldn't have done any of the crap they did. Besides why they want to follow Jesus? He was a Jew. They killed Jews not for realigous purposes but because of severally distrebed power hungry psychopath with a tiny mustoche (spelling?).

[CrusaderBin]

LOL?Hittler? He was not the man behind all those horrible actions. He was found LATER, originaly he wasen't even supposed to have any importance at all. It was a surprise that he taken action on his own later. But THE NATION OF GERMANY needed a scapegoat and a target. Jews. No own country + mostly the richest people around. It's not the fault of one man or group of people, but the fault of the nation.

[darthcoda]

you + that comment = retarded on so many levels.

[CrusaderBin]

You have the right to think that way. I would be glad if that was not the truth. Perhaps it isn't. Still, I think that way. And i won't say that you are retarded. You just disagree and there is nothing wrong in that. Have a nice day.

[cjazzman1]

@byorp actually not all of them were.  study your history more so u dont make dumbs@$# comments again

[JiveDadson]

@byorp In fact, Hitler was a Christian and a creationist. He alluded to the Genesis story to justify the superiority of the Master Race, and justify oppression of the Jews. Google "mein kampf profane hand creator".

"Whoever would dare to raise a profane hand against that highest image of God among His creatures would sin against the bountiful Creator of this marvel and would collaborate in the expulsion from Paradise. " - Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, Volume II, Chapter I.

[mindhaze]

@byorp Learn some history.

[wikipediafollower]

This is great loooool its sooo funny

[AtrixAlpha]

did you make that urself? thats good...

[adcuz]

OMFG UR LYK TE GOD OF DA U TOOBZ

[byorp]

get lost, moron. Only idiots can like such videos.