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  • you suck even more. UAL is better than u. grow a set and cry some fuckin more.

    GO FUCK UR SELF!

  • weather? not their fault. lost your luggage, you went to a different airport, people are coughing, germaphobe.

  • "I'd much rather have an airline fly into bad weather than divert for safety reasons. My vacations are so important they are worth risking other's lives and property." -DickCheese

  • you need your colon clean with a vacuum. and you still on the bus and you have gas all day!

  • STOP SAYING NEWORK! Your annoying bitch.

  • u r united is awesome noone cares u have gas

  • United is awesome, you are obviously a spoiled ass brat.

  • United dont suck i love united my mum works for united

  • Word of advice: DON'T TRAVEL!!! Especially by air!!!! We totally so don't need anymore air heads, complainers, whiners, idiots, losers, retards, needy, moody, stone face individuals..etc. in the skies AND IN OUR CABIN!!!

  • nobody cares to be in your world keep your bad life to yourself

  • bitch

  • Why is it United's fault your so stupid?

  • maybe u should pop that zit on your chin, then UALl wouldn't be so bad

  • "oh please just shoot me!" lol

  • I'm going to Italy. I'm goi ng with UAL. I'm going from cincinnati to chicago, Chicago to Germany Germany to rome.

  • Maybe the bustdriver was listening to the music, because he got tired. :/

  • There's something on your face just below your lower lip. And it's there throughout the entire video. You should check yourself in the mirror more often and wash your face.

  • UNITED AIRLINES SUCKS!!

  • united is the shit....everyone has bad experiences flying, but it only happens once........thumb up if its happened more than once

  • wow! this is the worst four minutes of my life! you got me pissed off bad! stop complaining , in fact united airlines is awesome. i was on a flight to FRA to SFO and this kid sitting next to me had motion sickness and a flight attendent gave him something to drink and handed him a toy. amazing airline! so stop complaining you fucki'n asshole. but united is not as good as continental

  • I completely agree with MyleneJ (just a few comments down). It's not an ideal situation, but your cry-baby sense of entitlement is really, really off-putting.

  • noone likes United, because they SUCK ASS

  • Sorry I keep commenting, but I just wanted to add that it is good that your laughing ( 3:45 ). Just shows that you can mke the best of any sitution

  • @UAHawaii This was satire. It was an awesome trip!

  • United trys but their only run by humans. They didn't control the weather. They didn't try to lose your bag. They try to provide good service. And they do, except sometimes thing happen, with every airline.If you don't want to fly United anymore, than don't, but just know that nobody is perfect. Your obviously not perfect either. Other people are probably just s dissatisfied with you and your gas as you are with United. Anyways, Give United another chance, and see how your luck improves!

  • This has to be the absolute worst video Ive ever seen. What makes you feel like you can put this on the internet?

  • This is what i love about the "Stupid" part of the Flying public "Whaaa weather interrupted my flight, And they couldn't fly me there when i wanted to because the FAA says its not safe enough to fly, But its All the Airlines fault and they suck cus im an unhappy spoiled idiot" God i hate some of my "Fellow Americans"

  • no one cares

  • Are You high we don't even need to know all this.

  • We humans can't control weather. So get over it

  • Oh come on! They can't possibly suck as much as Delta!

  • Everything is funny at 03:58 in the morning!!

  • "Please just shoot me!"

  • I see dead people.

  • what a whiney butt...get that stud out of your lip and maybe you wont have gas....duh

  • LOL ..took the words right out of my lip..i ment mouth

  • stop bitching and do something useful. congrats almost 160, 000 people hate u

  • Can't blame you, kiddo...I've gotten pretty nasty over crap service. Don't think you care about the weather so much as the loss of luggage and bus ride!! I'd be MUCH less kind.

  • She hates Sunrise?? :O One of best thing u can see!

  • GROW UP !

    The airlines do not have the control on bad weather !

    Give them United Air Lines a break !

    ^_^

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  • this video probably seemed like a really good idea at the time, but no one gives a fuck about one bad night in your life. share this expierence with your family and friends but the rest of the world doesn't give a shit

  • Why do passenger always blame the airline for weather? Maybe your gas contribute to global warming and therefore weather. STOP EATING THE GASSY FOOD at taxic hell! It could of been worst, like getting on a very delayta aircraft, same crew and taxi onto the taxiway wait for another 6 hours and only to find out after 13 hours crew timed out and return to gate to wait for gate another hour.

  • Walk Next Time!! Poor Baby I spilled my M&Ms....

  • At least you can go on vacation....with all the unemployment, people losing their jobs and hopelessness....but hell, you lost your damn M&M's on YOUR vacation...

    WOW

  • united does suck. continental is the best

  • hell yeah

  • yeah, guess what? they're going to merge and they're keeping united's name

  • @ahkoifish who they merging with?

  • they merged with continental and joined alliances, but their keeping both there names

  • if they joined as one airline i think they should keep the continental name (my opinion)

  • yea that would be good if they keep continental's name. Continental also has better service

  • united is way better that continental

  • delta

  • i mean coninental

  • continental

  • Continental is Awesome but United doesn't suck!

  • @Randomness84726 Well United doesn't suck but Continental in my opinion is better in service and domestic flights

  • Yes I agree Continental is Amazingly Awesome

  • @Randomness84726 Yes... and nonexistent anymore

  • PROTIP: United doesn't control the weather.

  • u REALLY REALLY REALLY scare me

  • Wow your a weird ass peace of shit. Who gives a fucking hell about you. These things happen. Your a fucking weirdo so get rid of this fucking weirdo. Who gives a shit about you. Another minute wasted because of your bull shit.

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  • Well shit happens don't it, lol, u got ur baggage back, so i guess united airlines don't suck any more huh?

  • I feel kind or sorry you had to go thru that

    am sure it wasn't very pleasent....but when there is bad weather...the planes can't fly...and most airlines wont compensate r when is due to weather..if they send you in a bus to nearest airpot so catch the next flight out.....that's actually much better than sleeping at the airport..they didn't have to that...they could have just said sorry! you have to wait til tomorrow.luggage gets lost in every airline specially with bad weather.

  • "i spilled my m'nms all over the floor"....i was wating for you to say "and it's all united's fault"

  • "i hate the sunrise" ? you fucking bitch. go cut yourself

  • ur f***in drunk woman.. or man.. or watever THING you are

  • I hate when people spill things on the floor of the bus. You spilled it, pick it up!

  • this sucks, you suck , suck my dick -.- another minute wasted

  • I have to tell you that aside from your Constitutional rights of free speech, I am nauseated by your whining and complaining. SHIT HAPPENS so DEAL with it in an adult and rational way, instead of acting like an imbecile. What fucking airline can be responsible for weather, you moron. See, I'm using my free speech rights too, you idiot. Spolied brat.

  • Worst four minutes of my life...

  • what a piece of self indulgent  crap

  • definetly.

  • OMG she is such a Douchebag. She just bitches about anything, she must lead a crappy life, and the chin jewelry makes her look even worse. If I had to sit by her and listen to her douchebag rants, I'd shoot myself to put me out of my misery

  • Only a really incredibly hot chick has the right to complain as much as this twat.

  • It's not always the airlines fault (except for the luggage thing) sometimes weather causes a ripple effect in the ATC system. It once took me 24 hours to travel from San Francisco to Newark. Complete with diversions to Pittsburgh PA and Memphis TN. Then I went to pick up my truck from the parking lot and found that a tree fell on it. Sucked, but the Mercedes next to me was totaled by the same tree...

  • It's not United's fault if the weather was bad. Would you of rather kept flying and died? I don't think so. They may have lost your bag, but that's life.

  • United and US are the armpit of airlines in the USA.. THEY SUCK SHIT! NW is right there too.

  • United ' too make $ money $ only ' Airlines...NW northwest is even worse... the best of the bunch in SW SouthWest if possible to use.

  • yes you are right. United is a yield based company and southwest is a customer based company.

  • United sucks dick !!!!

  • Wow, your like, intentionally bitching, we dont care, shes seriously just ranting about her crappy experiance to make United look worse because they could'nt handle the problem.

  • You know what??!!! United cannot help when there is weather problems....do you expect them to try and land in an area where they cant get clearance??!!!...Your soo dumb...your complaining that you woke up at 8am and your supposedly tired...instead of making this stupid video you could be getting rest. And another thing..United was probably the one to put you in that bus to get you to your final destination. Your such an ungrateful person.

  • what was the point in this ?

  • Maybe if you got that thing out of your chin you could get a job that would let you fly on a private jet hence eliminating this video all together!

  • What's that thing sticking out of your chin?

  • UNITED BLOWS....

    They brake everything you take near them. the employees are rude the flight attendents are all bitches.. We had a 41/2 hour delay to cancun and a 2hour delay to chicago. BOYCOTT UNITED

  • United Breaks Guitars

  • original

  • I know, air travel SUCKS! Worse when you're traveling on business--then tack on loads of stress and a geniune sucky feeling when all you wanna do is get home. Missed my United connection due to broken plane, and they offered me 4 bucks meal voucher for dinner! LOL!

  • haha lol Ooo please just shoot me

  • Nut Cheese ...

    That Was Funny and Sad at the Same Time!

  • united airlines fucked me up but then they sent me $500 in vouchers im pretty happy now =D

  • uh-oh she dropped her M&Ms and she isn't picking them up we better call the 5 0

  • Ok - tried to watch this a couple of times to find out if I missed something amusing. Findings - nothing amusing. Other findings - nothing in the context of a documentary on airline travel that would be make the National Geographic channel. So - best explanation - someone is experimenting on how to download a you-tube vid.

  • idiot. who would watch this vid. more than once? i didnt even get halfway thru, and i stopped watching.

  • Imagine that, A Vegan with GAS....a couple of traveling morons. Inexperienced travelers. dip shits... wtf?

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  • shouldve flown jetBlue you would have had a connection or paid a fee to them to take your bag

  • You're an idiot...NutCheese = nuff said. Next time, don't accept the bus commute in the middle of the night, opt for the hotel room + next day rebook.

    Then again, if you did that, you wouldn't be able to make this 'poor me' video.

    Boo hoo

  • 3:33 am ........uh oh that should have been your first warning.

  • united's poor service, flight delays, accidents, etc. are famous. this kind of trash company should have been into bankruption earlier!

  • G S A F P D

  • Whats with the peircing??

  • is she high on something?

    she sounds like a streetwalker after 14 days of crystal meth....

  • I happen to love flying United and wish I could fly more with them. Best service in the air, hands down.

  • LMAO. United has horrible service. They have bad service policies, and their employees are rude. Continental is tops when it comes to service.

  • Good service, really? Sure, I forgot how much I loved being crammed onto a transatlantic flight on a 757 from Newark to London (Continental is the only airline that does this btw).

  • G S A F P D

  • who wants to bet that disgustinghamburger is either a pathetic virgin who will never get laid due to his personality, or a 13 year old douche who thinks insulting someone over the internet makes him cool?

    hell he's probably both.

  • Sure are a lot of mean people around. This is about United Airlines. Never again will I fly United Airlines. There are better airlines. Better luck next time. And to all those mean and nastys, you get what you give.

  • finger urself if ur board

  • maybe u put flour and water in mouth....and u like chew right hard and not swallow, u can make spagetti come out of hole in the jaw...no?????? u should try...maybe make u lotsa money to fly other airline..yes?????

  • is that a housefly on your chin????

    oh...i see...not housefly..it's a mother...ball bearing....HO HO Ho...........does it leak down ur chin when u drink????? u funny looking boy....fo fo fo.......if u come china, u surely can make LOTSA money in our freak-shows..............did alarms went when u pass the detectors at the airport???u funny looking boy...u know...

  • Deal with it. You need to be flexible or your life will suck daily.

  • They're screwing with you because of that silly ass earring sticking out of your front jaw.

  • Sorry, did you just say "I have gas"? And use the word "rad"?

    And then upload the video to YouTube?

    ROFL! You buffoon.

  • you poor thing lol. do american airlines

  • MA EMINEMS! omg i would go crazy if i droped my M&M's

  • with all due respect, is there anything that you don't whine about?

  • Try southwest..haha

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  • i encourage to fly airtran!

    they are the BEST airlines ever.

    i will fly them fer life.. (well only up the east coast) hahah.

  • Continental Also sucks

  • Hey didn't anybody tell you Newark, NJ sucks? Why would you take a vacation where you land in Newark, NJ? A good vacation starts in Phillie. At a minimum. Oh by the way the bus drivers music is fantastic.

  • I hate Newark airport. It's so disgusting and crowded. I always fly out of Atlantic City.

  • I love those glasses! Did you get those from when you were in the military? I would join up just to get a pair of those spiffy glasses. You got taste girl!

  • Hey you got something stuck below your lip that is shiny! You better go see a doctor about it.

  • Amazing how fucking stupid people can be.

  • funny bus driver, he has taste of music

  • what a stupid b***h

  • did you ever get sick lol

  • stop bitching.. and get rid of lip ring sorry if theres weather it doesn't matter he/she coulda saved you life!

  • uhhh...this video confuses me. the point is...??

  • Just because of you I'm going to fly United Airlines as much as possible.

  • I'm with you (just booked on United 5 minutes ago) I don't hear any coughing! LIAR! She says "this is painfull" I bet, for the ones who have to sit around you with your gas!

  • Seriously. This lady is bitching when they went out of their way to get her to where she was going when circumstances beyond their control prevented execution of the original plan. The other option was to put her up in a hotel, which she probably could have insisted they do if she had truly wanted it.

  • Were you born a jackass from the start or did you just develop into one BIG ONE as you got older. Get a fucking life. Stop diddling on the computer. Rob a 7-11 or beat up your girlfriend. Seems like that's the kind of entertainment you're best suited for.

  • INTAHNET GANGSTUH!

  • You go there tough guy!! YouTube bad ass!!

  • your a whiner.... your lucky they chartered a bus for you... they could have made you guys wait in DC untill there was another available flight.

  • i think united is an airline going out of buisness...

  • This loca is under influence dont do the shiet

  • United breaks guitars!!!!!!

  • Much too slow and whiney -- not funny -- waste of my time -- how about Delta for losing luggage and things disappearing?

  • NOOOOOOOOO ur M&M'S DAMN IT LOL

  • XD Too true. In all fairness, though, if there is a weather problem in Newark that causes a detour to DC, what the fuck is United supposed to do?

    United air traffic controller 1: "Hey, we've got weather problems."

    UATC 2: "Really? Ah well, let's turn on the weather manipulator. Clear up those storms really nicely."

    UATC 1: "Nah, let's make the passengers on those planes suffer. Turning on the weather manipulator is too easy."

    UATC 2: "Yeah, you're right."

    >.> Seriously?

    Luggage, though.. Ouch

  • but if you are going to Newark and they cant land there why not try JFK, Laguardia, Whiteplanes, all closer to Newark and JFK and La Guardia I know are able to handle planes in snow storms.

  • True, I didn't think about those airports. Must have been one hell of a storm for that massive a detour... :-/ Either that, or a legitimate cause for complaining, but that doesn't seem very likely.

  • "Johnny cash is king!"

    hey, at 4:00 am after soviet-quality travel nightmare like that, NOBODY is king. hell, Ludwig van Beethoven at 4:00 am wouldn't be king.

    fetchingly, articulate, sassy woman who had the presence of mind to pull out the video camera and document the thing, but also: the chin hardware. My first thought was "well, that messes up a real pretty picture", but then, you know, that sort of works in a backdoor-erotic kind of way after a minute.

    yay for computer nerds.

  • At the end of the day, I realized justice is economic; unless you have enough money to properly mount an effective defense, you always lose.

  • It was fucking johnny cash on the radio! Johnny cash is king!

  • waylon jennings song ramling man

  • Where'd you get the camera? I'm confused...

  • Her whining has GOT TO STOP~~

  • If there was rain in Newark, couldn't they just park the plane in D.C., wait a bit, then fly to Newark when the coast was clear, since it takes 10,000,000 hours to get there by bus anyway?

  • They lost YOUR luggage and broke Dave Carroll's guitar.

    This is why I fly US Airways.

  • For some reason, United "loses" luggage..and even if they don't sometimes things are "missing" from your luggage too...United is more concerned with profits than people

  • I see another person satisfied with the baggage service of United

  • Fly United at your risk!

  • At least they got you there you freakin whiner !

  • Wait this is an older post than Dave's (aka united breaks guitars) you should get Dave to hook it up! You could of made a song on that bus darnit!!! But you had a gas anyways! hehe jk!

  • Lady you're full of Gas

  • Poor you! You should write a song in protest like Sons Of Maxwell did.

  • People bitch about customer service. Why not just insist that United flies into the bad weather then you can hope and pray that you make it? Then I guess you would turn around and sue the airline for soiled knickers? sheesh

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  • Ummm... have you always been a chick?

  • you have a BALL BEARING hanging just below your lip!

  • United sucks.

    They steal back MP points as they expire. Why?

  • LOL i feel so sorry for you and i feel the pain of the guy that wants to be shot...lol

  • ps...United BREAKS GUITARS!!!! and they SUCK!

  • Now..don't get me wrong...I had an airline flat out STEEL my musicaql instrument...not a taylor...so I'm not saying everyting that happens with the airlines is peachy keen...but I am saying that life happens and I think the general public doesn't realize how well run the airlines are...flying is a feat of science!!! Flight is AMAZING...and the fact aht we have it at our disposal at all should be something we are all thankful of. THINK POSITIVE PEOPLE!!!