Daniel Tosh Effinfunny Stand Up - Fabreezing the Homeless

[blueovaltrucks]

My cheeks hurt from laughing

[saladfingers2057]

I'm from Kansas City. He pretty much nailed it..

[Obliviongatekeeper]

Whoever just said they make more then this guy is full of shit.

[155knockonwood]

Your a fag - Midwest is a great place to be - I make more than you do!!

[BigdogWitBigdog]

@155knockonwood One, he's a comedian, he makes fun of things. Get over it. Two, I doubt you make anywhere near what he makes.

[biocls]

just not that funny

[27theassman]

Thought Daniel Tosh would be more douchy. But alas! Not so douchy!

[firedragoncow1234]

Come on, Tosh. Quit recycling material. He uses this same bit almost verbatim in Happy Thoughts (2011).

[lopside0]

@firedragoncow1234 one special per joke, pretty standard in standup. once you start hearing the same joke in multiple specials, then you can complain.

[firedragoncow1234]

@lopside0 It *IS* in multiple specials, and multiple jokes! What don't you get??

[lopside0]

@firedragoncow1234 Daniel Tosh has two dvds, 'happy thoughts' and 'completely serious;' I've seen them both. I don't think this joke occurs in both of them. In fact, I don't think I heard the same joke twice in those two dvds. Seriously, do you expect a comedian to use all new material every time he gets on stage? Do you think a chef only prepares a dish once and then vows never to prepare it again? What exactly do you think a stand-up comedian does?

[firedragoncow1234]

@lopside0 Herpity derpity, you're a jackass. I just watched Happy Thoughts... and go figure, this bit is in there, nearly verbatim. It's around 43 minutes into the show. He steals stale and old material from the internet for Tosh.0. What are you still not understanding?

[lopside0]

@firedragoncow1234 Okay, so here's how it works :). A comedian writes an act; They then take that act to various clubs, more or less repeating the same or similar material night after night during that tour. If they are lucky, they get one performance from that tour put on DVD. This video here is from some comedy club that recorded him doing his bit. It doesn't occur in both specials. Yes, it occurs in one of them. If you actually knew how to read, youd have noticed that I made that distinction.

[lopside0]

@firedragoncow1234 So once again, this youtube video isn't from a special. It's just him doing a bit that he uses in ONE of his TWO dvds. Just because a comedian tells a joke twice doesn't mean that they're endlessly recycling material. Once again, I don't believe there is a single joke duplicated in between the two dvds. Again, this video here is not from a DVD. It's not from a special done by any comedy channel; it's just from some club where he performed. Reading comprehension bro :).

[lopside0]

@firedragoncow1234 So you seem like a really sensible person with good taste in comedy, so I'm interested to hear what comedians you're into. Obviously Tosh isn't your taste, so who DO you like? You a big Dane Cook fan? Jim Carey maybe? :)

[YourVideoRequestsNow]

I made a video based on Daniel Tosh - Fe-breezing the Homeless.. Guess what the video is about? Check it out.

[wrathsangel666]

baha XD i'm from Nebraska... yes it's 99% corn. 

[thecrookedman1]

Is this funny???

[FalafellFo]

he is sooooo cute!! n.n

[PNCCaine]

painfully a hero in his own lunch hour?

[GliTterGoDesS72]

He's cute!

[TheCrazyplaying]

I use to think this guy was funny until I realized he reuses his jokes and over and over again.

[GlorGlor909]

@TheCrazyplaying every comedian reuses their jokes, it's called performing. It's like a band re-playing their songs so everyone can hear them.

[whyiotta]

@TheCrazyplaying you try to write jokes that work, fucking idiot.

[TheCrazyplaying]

@whyiotta how the fuck am I an idiot, I don't believe I said anything stupid. Did I say something that hurt your feelings? You have your opinions and I have mine. Do you always nap at people that think differently than you? I didn't say I could write any better and to tell you the truth I do like Daniel Tosh I just got tired of hearing the same material. Tosh is my favorite comedian.

[whyiotta]

@TheCrazyplaying i'm glad i upset you.

[JoeyDYee]

@TheCrazyplaying You are a fucking idiot. Find one comedian that doesn't reuse jokes. Daniel Tosh has quality material and you definantly don't sound like a Tosh fan.

[watvid1]

Usa comedy is shit

[joncarlson15]

im from south dakota and i still laughed..

[DickTracey6969]

LMFAO

[policechaser]

Come on, everyone knows Tosh plays for the other team. Not that there is anything wrong with that. ;-)

[xXKickButtKidXx]

haha luv kansas city but hey haha it was funny! xP

[qmartin321]

lmao!

[unicornicopia10]

1:04

HUH HUH HUH HUH

Most awkward laugh ever

[bleedingblue000]

is that lavendar? get over here

[Sugarr111]

1:05 the guy sounds like a "Retard laughing!

[CoCoSkol]

Hahaha "Putting an innocent man to death has worked before. Am I right Christians?"

as a Christian i probably shouldn't have laughed but eh

[idateawesomeninjas]

i actually saw a homeless guy getting fabreezed....i gave him $5

[pictureframethis]

i am in love with him.

[Chrisstinnaa]

Lol what an a-hole

[jacko3396]

1:04 kermit is in the audience

[nrcboxers]

@jacko3396 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh i didnt believe it rofl

[xboxliveShadow144450]

@jacko3396 OMG!!

[Ptinski]

About time we start laughing at how ridiculous we are about being "pc" all the time. Who says we have to like everything and everyone? Racism and humor should always be in the same sentence. Learn to laugh at it, then it won't have any power. Maybe we'll finally stop being so afraid.

[upNyaBizznizz]

i was homeless and used a giant cardboard box made by febreeze ;)

[ConverseMarch]

...I'm from kansas city.

[LilRedRasta]

I like vaccums my dog on the other hand, likes vaccumes. And Bill Clintons penis

[LilRedRasta]

Holy moly da fuck? Lmao nice try bitch face that's how speak in America butt queer

[cheechanchux]

Who the fuck still says holy moly?

[Chrisstinnaa]

@cheechanchux I do sometimes

[anonymousolid]

I'm from KCMO and I have done my fair share of meth. He looks like hes high in the video. Just sayin..

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

@anonymousolid ive always gotten the feeling that he does or used to do it :X just based off of his sense of humor

[Metalurface7]

The ultimate comedy is people taking jokes seriously!

[yomommaisme7]

FUCK THE MIDDLE OF THE US!! now let's see the downvotes

[Mrkevi123]

Holy moly this guy is so unfunny

[Mrkevi123]

Holy moly

[RolochTheFaceStealer]

LOL i'm from South Dakota

[gordokc77]

Hey Daniel, get to the truth, you didn't like KC because we don't accept your FAGGOT CAL QUEER ass!

[Waffleluvrrr]

he just cracked on my city and I still laughed lmfao

[hallc4523]

@Waffleluvrrr KC wat up and MO

[grundlehunter]

This stand up is wayyy more funny then his current stand up..which is primarily just one liners.

[originallhamfist]

Funny as a heart attack. Stole his abortion crack from Carlin. Who's not much better.

[halofreak1645]

@LostAeronaut hahahaa your really funny, tell me what country :)

[IKParsons]

HA! I love that doesn't care if he offends people

[heroineadict]

@IKParsons I hope they don't get offended. If they honestly take him serious than they are way to stressed out. The guy probably doesn't even believe anything he says, it's just makes for great jokes. It's like racist jokes. Should you feel like a racist just because you laughed at the joke even though your 5 closest friends are black? Hell no, just enjoy laughing for once without being anal about it.

[cheezebs]

This makes me sad cause i Live in Missouri too..... :(

[idreamforever12]

Thumbs up if you live in KC

[keiwansaunt]

i'm a christian, but the john 3:16 joke was hilarious!

[aljforever01]

Why do people hate on Daniel Tosh, ? He's funny !

[SuperAndrei82]

Kansas City is actually really nice

[tigershump11]

thumbs up if you hear the guy being choked at (1:05)

[quinlynnes]

i love how he has his hand on his face.

[whoooooooosaskin]

@pehlej Irvine to kc. lol

[SuperDirtyRandy]

lol hahahahaha " theirs no reason to be their" lol

[DrillDancingCowgirl]

Is that lavender?

[bigbopper993]

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[123musicmonkey]

you gotta love tosh

[Porojukaha]

The funny thing is, I have lived in Colorado and California and California is much worse. Sure its beautiful in its own way, but colorado is beautiful too, arguably more so. The biggest difference are the people really, and its nice to live in colorado where everyone isnt either chinese, or a gangbanger, or fucking batshit psycho. THere are both liberals and conservatives in both places, but both the liberals, and the conservatives in cali are certifiably insane. They are quite nice in CO tho

[ReverendSaucy]

@Porojukaha Yeah because fuck the Chinese right? I mean, what have they ever accomplished?

[57worldwide]

@Porojukaha Isn't Chinese? Were you living in Chinatown or something? That's pretty stupid.

Also, your comment was not funny at all. Please, learn the difference between funny and stupid before you say something is funny.

[tet43]

Funny, and true, i'm afraid. That said, lot's of people in LA dressed up as movie stars asking for tips because they never gave up on their dreams.Sometimes, you just have to realize when a dream is just that.

[mrsteveize]

lol i live in kc and i acualy agree with everything he said (ps: dont think i smoke meth)

[TrevorKingKwong]

1:12 Carlin abortion joke?

[extremesowhat]

go get money

[BulletOwnzU]

285 people are smelly homeless people

[TheEskimeaux]

@BulletOwnzU complete fail at an attempt at the most overused youtube comment

[BulletOwnzU]

@TheEskimeaux Complete success at being a douche bag. You're so cool

[TheEskimeaux]

@BulletOwnzU shut up you don't even have a legitimate argument. get out of here stringbean.

[BulletOwnzU]

@TheEskimeaux Stringbean? Lol...what is there to say to that? That has to be the gayest insult I've ever read.

[TheEskimeaux]

@BulletOwnzU yet again you fail to conjure a valid point in this argument. blocked.

[BulletOwnzU]

@TheEskimeaux Cause you're a pussy. keep running from your troubles bitch, you'll get nowhere in life always running away.

[lukassnakeman]

this guy looks like kills people and makes books with their skin

[ArtemisArticulates]

His smile at 0:40 is fucking adorable. And just a little creepy.

[benarutos]

was this before he was famous?

[mikeyw84]

I was homeless at one point and I used to febreeze myself...:-D

[Mrniceguy668]

@mikeyw84 gross

[Sean33321]

And oh quepaso or whatever, shut the hell up.

[Sean33321]

I febreez the homeless. Haha funny. Two thumbs up. :)

[quepasohe]

God! This guy sucks donkey balls

[synysterwylde627]

hes been using febreezing the homeless for awhile..

[foREVerimissyou]

I live in a small town in Kansas....... And I still found this funny....

[stupidgaga]

GO KC! WHOS WITH ME!

[mrwinkwinkwink]

Did anyone hear about Fatto?

/watch?v=6E1430eHyAg

WHAT DOES HE SAY!!??

[Kane88repard]

@mopanhai if the stereotype is that you guys (literally guys- there are no girls in Kansas and if there are they should be beaten not for being but because they think it's okay to squeeze older gentlemen's butts) are assholes then that makes you assholes. Would you really consider the guy down the street who makes love to infants a genuinely nice guy if so then you are what bad-butted hairy motherfucker who forgot to wear wool panties before going to poundtown all gymnasts are queer " I'm flexi

[Joexi]

@Kane88repard .. What the hell are you talking about?

[nomnomnimvit]

haha John 3:16 ouch.

[skinny326614]

You can still get an abortion in South Dakota. It's funny how much Daniel mentions South Dakota though, both in his act and on his show. Nobody makes South Dakota jokes.

[IMAdaniel]

@skinny326614 Wtf is South Dakota?

[cairosc11]

@IMAdaniel It is a state in America

[mopanahi]

I was born in Iran but moved here to Wichita, Kansas at age 5. I'm pretty whitewashed and assimilated and I personally love the people here, Kansans are genuinely very nice despite the stereotype that they're "rednecks" or that they're crazy assholes because they're diehard conservative republicans, people are really nice here.

But I'll admit, life really sucks here. The atmosphere and generally boredom and flatness of the geography really get to you. All there is to do drink & drugs or study.

[thizzymarley808]

someones jealous of daniel cus hes making money telling jokes and your not

[SpaceCowboii]

I love South Dakota, many many girls. ;) Single, attractive, and somewhat respectable. :)

[AbortionbySuicide]

@FrizzKid05

What he did not do enough to get me going. I could write his jokes while naked in the shower farting and taking 300 exams due in 20 minutes. That's the point - I already know his career will decline and I feel bad saying this about people. He just needs new material and a better agent if he wants to be successful in his industry.

[ckboy05]

is that LAVENDER? GET OVER HERE?!

[JHoffTrumpeter]

We've got alot of good-looking girls in South Dakota,

[kevintothe11]

Tosh : "They do meth in Kansas City"

Chick: "I KNOW THEY DO!!!"

[TheGuitardude94]

i fabreezed a homeless person....then he bit me :s

[thatswhatsheread]

dude he's so cute.

[Streetmastaalex]

This dude is less funny than cardiac arrest

[Goth3m3]

Anyone else notice he looks like a young Bill Nye?

[guiller08]

jeopardy reference hilarious.

[pehlej]

I Just moved from LA to KC within the week. I wanted to be cheered up so I youtube tosh and click on the first video and this is the one I pick. FML.

[localskateboarding]

@pehlej whats so bad about KC?

[TrevorRoberts93]

@pehlej your lying



[perez334065]

@pehlej very funny, good luck

[77r2]

lmfao!! ''is that lavander? get over here''

[mappyprovence]

loser.

[6FunkySpaceMonkey9]

@mappyprovence Wow, really? I think not.

[Crayterm13]

Try spelling Febreze again.

[travesham]

Holy shit, the John 3:16 joke, I'm still laughing.

[Truer22]

this dude is funny, irreverent bastard; wait did i spell irreverent correctly?

[Thooorne32]

check this out mad funny type "daniel tosh wheres my weed money"

[proskateronnie]

He used the hole "Fabreezing the homless" thing in happy thoughts.

[LetsGo6009]

"They do meth in Kansas City"

I KNOW THEY DO!

best part, lol

[TheThrobbingParson]

I really hate Daniel tosh but this was in the realm of funny I guess

[footballmaniac88]

@TheThrobbingParson How can you hate Daniel Tosh, or Why?

[TheThrobbingParson]

@footballmaniac88Well his entire show can be summarized as "youtube videos I saw 2 months ago and thought were sorta funny," and my commentary is usually along the lines of what he says or better. I want my comedians to be funnier than me. His standup is better but I still wouldn't call him good. It's like, Thanksgiving dinner level humor at best for me.

[footballmaniac88]

@TheThrobbingParson I can see where you stand from, but I am definitely a fan of his ( Tosh.0) and his stand ups when the come on, but he is definitely better now then back then, atleast from what I have seen. He is the only Comedian out right now that does shows and comedy on a regular basis. His sort of comedy may not reach out to every person also.

[AbortionbySuicide]

@cmcbride09

I hope you did not just contradict yourself becuase you randomly responded to my comment. Goodbye my lover

[AbortionbySuicide]

@cmcbride09

My penis wants to exist in your mouth. I want to cum so bad I am so sweaty and dying

[cmcbride09]

@AbortionbySuicide Well again, good for you. Doesn't bother me, nothing you say will ever get to me, just to let you know.

[AbortionbySuicide]

@cmcbride09

That is the stupidest shit I have ever heard

[cmcbride09]

@AbortionbySuicide Good for you man, but it couldn't be more stupid then saying a word that doesn't exist.

[kaineiscool]

i love the laugh at 1:04 :D

[kaineiscool]

lol i love the laugh at 1:04 :D

[Magikano]

i try to give him a chance, but he always ends up being a huge douchebag at the end of his routines

[BabyioCarylia83]

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[MomToDavid]

Ocean breeze baby!

[vict0r1ous]

this guy is kinda gay

[SailorPerson]

no one likes a cap whore -.- and he is funny if you don't like it just stop watching I don't recall anyone forcing you to :P

[gilmant30]

Most of his material is taken from George Carlin.

[lobo5o]

the side of the shit that dosnt have corn in it

[pil2L]

hes kinda a douche but still a bit funny

[AbortionbySuicide]

@closeurfacehole

Good! I think Daniel Tosh is hilarious, I love his show!

[LaYourMaster]

LOL for the fake laugh at 1:05

[Cowboy6023]

@LaYourMaster HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Skoal36]

@LaYourMaster lol whata douche-bag

[bumblebeez2]

it sounds like there are 10 people in the audience