A Dramatic Reading...

[emilyherrington]

I don't believe that this is real.

[LordJazor]

@emilyherrington I'm sorry.

[willku9000]

your voice makes even THIS sound AWESOME!

[Silverstarlightt]

LOOOOOOOOOL. This is awesome.

[KingCalliber]

" 'Have a happy period.'

Are you f-explicative, explicative, explicative, explicative, explicative, explicative kidding me?"

[Vagueinsanity]

Oh my gosh. That was f expletive expletive expletive expletive expletive expletive hilarious.

[FSoundStudios]

You thought it silly? But I thought one never divulged in such things as... silly... *sips port*

[narutoboy073]

"A Little F-16 IN MY PANTS!"

Also, You Sir Have A Voice That Would Suit Scary Story Reading Perfectly.

[JustJordan94]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...especially if that woman has a fucking f-16 in her pants.

[LordJazor]

@JustJordan94 You win for the day, my dear.

[Batman316]

Almost sounded like a movie trailer

[Omegian14]

Well here was me about to have dinner. Never mind. :(

[huliniswhoiam]

Jazor this proves your talent as a voice actor, you can do anything, ANYTHING, and make it sound good, this is one of the funnier one's you've done, well done good sir!!

[Tonedef67]

Hey Jazor,

Dude you are really good. I'm a voice over artist as well. You are one of my favorites. Love that dramatic reading. Excellent. (Say it like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.)

I laughed so hard I think I got a period. And I'm a guy. LOL

[LordJazor]

@Tonedef67 Just be sure not to use Always maxi-pads!

[Tonedef67]

@LordJazor Ha ha, Stayfree. I'm old school

[LordJazor]

@Tonedef67 Good man!

[LordJazor]

@GothamsNightCAT Oh yes. Really.

[Xakra1]

I won't even try to say that I didn't fall out of my chair laughing and hit my skull on the wall behind me, because my chair fell over. But this was true hillarium. I congratulate old boy on both injuring and making me laugh so hard I didn't feel it

[Smalc416]

Omg, too funny!



[LegoPro100]

"F-16 In my pants," why do I think of Charlie Sheen? lol

[XtraFlyWhiteGuy]

Glad to see that there are people out there who cut the bullshit, and actually seem articulate about it. Good on you ScreamQueen or whoever it was that sent that letter.

[OcelotTheGunslinger]

Wow... just wow. Well, I better go throw out any knives and sharp edged objects in my house before my girlfriend wakes up. Off I go.

[TesttubeDreams]

I love you Lord Jazor

you are the bomb

[LumBabsFan]

Holy f-explicative-explicative-expl­icative, well done, m'dear. You single-handedly in utter and complete humor manage to make my day and put a smile on my face.

Always

....well me in AZ XD

[Lowkeylie]

Hahahaha both the reading and the letter were fantastic. But was it really necessary to enunciate all six expletives?

[LordJazor]

@Lowkeylie Absolutely not. So I did it.

[Falconer13X]

Dude, with that kind of reading you could make the reading of the cereal box ingredients list sound like a Michael Bay film.

[superkim111]

Brilliant! The letter in itself was amazing true but your voice made it so much more...WOW!

[NishiVaruna]

That is... the most wonderful letter ever written to a company... EVAR. And your reading resulted in me laughing hysterically.

Thank you so much for this.

[Inkstains]

You glorious, glorious man. This made my night.

[graph180]

"A little f-16 in my pants"? Ugh.

[GhostlyAlien]

This makes me laugh every time I listen to it. Thankyou. <333

[JerkyChid]

I finally subbed to you just because of this (and Vice sharing the vid)

[LordJazor]

@JerkyChid ......not to sound ungrateful, but really? This was just me messing around.....but thanks!

[BluperVillain]

damn

[LordJazor]

@BluperVillain Exactly.

[MooglePlushie]

lolz I could not stop laughing!! XD this friend of yours is awsome

[JnAStudios]

Bravo! Bravo!!

[FerociousFox]

OH my God, dude! lmao this is one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard.

[nerdsman567]

Wow . . . just . . . wow . . . you make the most ridiculous dialogue sound both awesome and amazing at the same time XD XD XD XD XD

[NATGOLEON]

LOL, dude....

[TygrexTZA]

I am laughing so hard at this that my internal organs are completely f-----.

You could on TV for 10 mins and sell anything with that voice.

[LordJazor]

@TygrexTZA Thankee. It was refreshing to use my real voice, too. XD

[TheCodemasterc]

@LordJazor That is your real voice!? I swear if I had the cash I would hire you to just walk next to me all day narrating my life as it happened.

[LordJazor]

@TheCodemasterc If you had the cash I would!

[TheCodemasterc]

@LordJazor Yet another reason I have to get rich somehow... I wonder if there is any rich people close to near death I can befriend in my area... Or perhaps save there lives for an extreme sum of money... who knows I could always marry a rich movie star or super model...though there probably already taken. Somehow, someway I will make it happen! Then after having my own narrator I will finally have all I need to take over this planet once and for all! Bwhahahahahhahaha!

[HarrysFiddlesticks]

This is hilarious! XD

[ArkhamsFunnest]

hey do a real men of genius commercial

that should get peoples attention

[SinisterScreamQueen]

your welcome lol you actually did do it ...<3

[LordJazor]

@SinisterScreamQueen I did indeed, love! XD

[GeektressGalore]

I wish I could argue with this letter .... but I just can't. Well done, Jazor. Well done.

[theblackcrowzero]

This is the best Dramatic Reading I have ever heard, hands down. I still don't get how none of the "Major Leagues" have not noticed your voice acting skills. You should be in the Big Leagues by now! Of course, I can understand if you don't want to be there. I certainly do not wish to be there, even if I was as good a voice actor as you. Anyway, good job, and keep doing what you're doing, because it brings great, comedic entertainment to us. :)

[Sydpart2]

hey man what do you use for sound editing? That line with the censored curse word I noticed you kind of stumbled over. I know of a great program that could clean that up fairly easily. And also in regards to this woman's complaint, a lot of women forget that having a period at this point in time is completely optional due to modern medication...just sayin.

[LordJazor]

@Sydpart2 I use iMovie. And the stumbling was intentional.

[Sydpart2]

@LordJazor oh ok, couldn't tell. anyway I'd suggest getting acidpro, thing works really well. And very very funny read man. Loved the way you voiced it.

[LordJazor]

@Sydpart2 Glad you couldn't tell. HaHA!

[eatingfood1]

spooky!

[Melkundcookies]

this was hilarious!

[CCScorseseVideos]

lol this reminded me of ItsJustSomeRandomguy reading "My Immortal" all serious as Magneto, on his blogtvs.

[GothamsMadHatter]

XD Why am I missing this?

[trucontent]

I am.....just in awe...I think it's awe?

[TallestSilver]

She is a wise woman and speaks many truths.

[awesomeman462]

oh poor jazor are you still having it?

[GothamScarecrow]

Indeed, there are few things more terrifying then homicidal maniacs in capris, or inbred hillbillies with knife skills. Well done old bean! Well done!

[Deadpoolzilla]

I have to ask, how many times did you try doing this without laughing? lol

[LordJazor]

@Deadpoolzilla First time I couldn't. XD This was take 2.

[TheKOEIwarrior]

What...the...AN F-16? XDD