Back to School Colledge Edition

[MsMustlovefriends]

thats a hot steamy kiss lol :)

[MzAmmii]

A hot steamy kiss.. from danny.. my life is complete ;D -3 -3

[ladyannabanana]

Ahsosnalslansjxfhdidkalnsbdkxn­d best kiss ever!!! I like turtles :)

[ViolentDetour]

Everyone keeps spelling "college" wrong D=

[alexasaltzman]

UCLA!?!? holy shit danny, no offense but i didn't that

[acowthatiz]

ive been there @ 0:24

[Dhesyca]

I didn't see what your degree is in. I wanna go back to school, so I'm super interested! I also love when educated people are totally fun nut-jobs like you and my boyfriend!!!!

I'm too lazy to research and find what your degree is in--OH WAIT, WIKIPEDIA!

[codkillz24567]

22 people shook ur hand during that party

[hellkidhotmail]

2:44 xDDD

[ebtobi101]

you spelt college wrong!

[FlightlessWish]

Omigosh am I so lonely I just made out with my computer screen?

[UkuInuzuka]

THATSA MY NAME --- Sent From gradualreport's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[MISAandLIGHTyagami]

2:39 "erection" LOLOLOLOL

[Skoshtwo]

Didn't know there was a collage where they teach you how to become a youtube legend...

[COD4Master10]

after hearing this vid about 700-800 times im still watchin :D

[beadlescrazy8]

YOUR FACE

[IzzyxXxMenace]

Right now, I want to know your IQ, Danny.

[IzzyxXxMenace]

@MattoMSingerz

When he said he got a Summa Cum Laude, I /totally/ thought of Sheldon then XD

[TheRockergirl82]

Partyardying.

[TheNeon26]

2:45 lol

[staticlord1]

@SayYesh and this is sexist how? i never said anything about all males or all females i only mentioned one male basically negating all chances of that being sexist

[majabeyonce]

press 5 hahahahahahahahahah

[RubberyDreams]

"Colledge".. lol

On purpose?

[vazcool]

is it just me or does danny sound/look/act alot like sheldon cooper from the big bang theory?

[kristilicous1]

Haha....My Hands Were Chickens Man.!!!

[mcmmc1999]

Who wants my sex?

[MsHamburgerpizza]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww he kissed the camera at the end but I have to admit he said I'm kinda cute heehee thx

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[RManPthe1st]

I did need to watch ''that part'' again ^^

...twice

[brongarago]

weed > alcohol

[Musicfreek3D]

AND DAS MY NAIME -3

[QuickdrawMcShaw]

He who learns, but does not think, has no direction.

He who thinks, but does not learn, is not traveling at all.

And I didn't have to go back and hear it again. I am smart.

[TribalClef]

I WANT A HOT STEAMY KISS FROM DANNY! .....O.O

[staticlord1]

danny went to college and look where he ended up infront of a camera with no shirt..... i think hes doing pretty well in life so far

[SayYesh]

@staticlord1 girls don't have to go to college to end up in front of a camera with no shirt on...sexist!

[fralipoli]

.......hmmm.....getting good grades......you've got too many relatives here danny.....

[lilartist10890]

no one knows how to spell college it seems :p

[ThePillarFanatic]

Dear Danny,

You're the only person I'm subscribed to that I favorite almost every video. :)

-Me

[pfaffanator]

danny is smarter than me , then he tried kissing me like that..... i can believe that

[darknesray]

I feel violated.

[nikkia2503]

woah dude, i'm underage D: 

[Marcelllu23]

I'm without a shirt too Danny...

We're synced...

hahaaaa

[TalimSoul]

LOL

[jdwg1337]

you're like an almost as amazing version of Jim Carrey :D

[bobwatters]

danny fuck all the other comments! i swear the fact that u can go to college and b an honor student and make the videos you put out shows ur a kind of genius that most people could never understand! you should B a billionaire! the masses should weap to ur exsistance! ur the kind of brilliance that even the smartest humans simply cant understand! i feel for u Danny; u must feel like all humans are your slaves and you use your comedy to cope with all the stupid people that cant comprehend!

[lebskillz]

keep pressing 123 and then press 1 on its own 2 on its own then 3 on its own soo funny !!

[z3329885]

@lebskillz wtf? lol

[batniko2]

CHHHSSSSSSSSS...EEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.....Come­ee hEAaaaR XD

[KarlaMarieMaddox]

You're the most well rounded human being I've ever seen. Congratulations on making me (and countless others, I'm sure) cry in the corner with my associates degree in hand. I don't even have a sense of humor to make up for my lacking education!

[magggie1]

so....basically...colllaggggee­ee issss fullll of....dgweuqggdeuehdzzzzzzzz..­...stoned

[36chocolas]

I think u just raped my eyes with your tongue :-/

[eazyfosheezy369]

This is my kind of humor.! :D

[smyth1998]

you are so crazy funny and i love your vids please make a vid where you say at the end final somasion .... amean sommasion in french ... please man

[YoungGun821]

dude, put a shirt on!

[123jujuyou]

Ahahaha

[thefrooger1]

Collage....college.....collaga­ramadingdong.....whatever. it gets the point across

[SeridusBraefort]

It was dense, so much that the inner contents of my mind burst into flames.

[halieex37x]

pause it, and keep clicking 2.

[Psykoboy15]

i watch the gradual report without a shirt on so i can feel more 'n sync with Danny...

[uni3531]

@Psykoboy15 Same... XD

[TieganLee]

click to 2:40 repeatedly.

[ErmaBuckles]

GO NERDS!

[1234GWAF]

UCLA? :)

[OliviaNooblets]

Dense?

No. Intense

[guilmon134]

Wow, Jim Carey.

[MusicVideoSpots]

We want fucking Serbian lesson!

[suy121]

*drunk*

i was sooo wasted i i i i

was wasted *burp*

lol

[Israel1618033]

can we read one of your papers from collage?

[tralala609]

@Israel1618033 college*

[Israel1618033]

@tralala609 my way of spelling it makes more sense.

[Israel1618033]

@Israel1618033 ...actually it doesn't...but really? Thanks a lot I guess for the spelling lesson...

[tralala609]

@Israel1618033 whatever floats your boat

[Bee3E7]

@Israel1618033 great username :D

[didit4lulz]

@Israel1618033

If he keeps a collage of his papers from college, then he must divulge such information!

[steelplated69]

@dj199614 he might as well do one for all of the grades lol

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[psychochick1608]

Im not going to lie, I put on a hazmat suit at a college party and said that I had an extreme case of mad cow disease, and no one cared....

[minivuvu]

i feel like i learned so much, that i don't need school now.

[eldaine]

hey, what's your degree? just curious.

[dj199614]

Hey, Danny! You've done back to school for college, and elementary school...and recess??? Anyways, can you do one about highschool??? It would be very helpful!

Thanks Danny! If you do one for highschool, I'll be your best internet friend forever!

[FourEightZero]

So you got a college degree to make... youtube videos????

[pillowcasezz]

why dont you ever have clothes on?!?!?

[Trasdeno]

@pillowcasezz because humans run at a temperature of 99.8 degrees and he runs at a temperature of 100000 and if he puts a shirt on it explodes.

...(he made a video on it. look up shirtless in his uploads)

[SarahCos246]

if you are that smart, why do you sit and record videos every other day :o?

im not complaining, i love them :DDD

[whatuwantmom]

i had no idea you were that smart

[beadlescrazy8]

Dose that mean pineapple translated into chinease sounds alot like danny

[xdancingxQTx]

I love college :)

[kreedzmedia]

Hmmm you sound like the man in the mask...thats akward... :/

[tj7897]

dense we get it even though we dont we get it

[itsmerichgamer2010]

by now being naked is the norm in a fun persons house. Danny is my little lemon drop, and the lemon drop who is naked is my lemony father!

[megii00]

im cute? well thank u :) :P

[Jezreel7773]

I Could While Away the Hours, Conferrin'

with the Flowers ..Consultin' with the Rain.

and My Head I'd be Scaratchin' While My

Thoughts were Busy Hatchin' If I Only had a Brain. I'ld Unravel Every Riddle for Any Individ'le, in Trouble or in Pain... Oh I could Tell You Why the Ocean's Near the Shore....

...I could think of Things I NEVER THUNK BEFORE.. Then I'd sit, and think some more. OH SMART HUMOROUS FELLOW.....

.......TE AMO 1Cor.2: 9&10 YOU GO GUY!

[Jim8o93]

im naked...

[SMOSHintheUK]

Co Za Asy?...

[lirothen]

Thank you, my best friend!

[TheAmity9]

Press 2 for Ekans :D

[Sideflipper91]

Daj sprski picka materina!!!!

[TurkeyOrgasm]

keep pressing 3 :D

[TpAcTuKa]

how come that the top coments always says what i think?

[wschool12]

I don't know... looking at ur face on every video is ust weird, just can't see how ur face is the way is supposed to be.

[Stealthypancake101]

He got his degree in law right?

[rjf222]

Much better Danny keep up the good editing!

[henrysthingamajig]

hmmm, in chinese, pineapple is "bo luo"... sounds nothing like danny to be frank haha

[GOTHICVAMPIREFREAK]

15 people dislike the video due to they don't go to college! hahah :D

[XxNiNjAsHaDoWxX]

Holy fuck, 2 over and over again... "EKANS"

[Stalkeriam]

What did you study at the University of California?

[DragonbiteScourge]

dude u are the best guy ever.

i love your vids. Do you think u can do a vid on my people commit suicide?

Thanks!! U ROCK!!!!!!!

[darkzzii]

timshadows looks and sounds like a bad ass XD

[TheHaHaStar]

Danny, you are simply fantastic.

[TimShadows]

@gradualreport thank you danny you have restored my hope in humanity you made my week

[DragonbiteScourge]

Dude u make the best vids. Do u think u can do a show on why people kill themselves? Thanks!!!

U ROCK!!!!!!!!

[RaspberrryRose]

Hey Danny, you should do a vid about Mormons... Why do people think they are weird??!

[salsaordie]

1:09 FTW!!!

[mikaelasmith1121]

Haha

[xoxolove21]

I would love to see your facial expressions while hyped up on caffeine.

[AshleyLynn2422]

DANNY! U MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD I CRY XD U SHOULD DO A REPORT ON Y GUYS OR BOYFRINEDS THINK SEX ALL THE TIME AND Y THEY DONT COME NEAR U WHEN U RNT IN A GOOD MOOD HAHA LOVE U!!

[swiftyisthebest]

DANNY ALSO DO A SHOW ABOUT LEMONS! :)

[swiftyisthebest]

Danny did you know you look like a non creepy David Blaine :)

[MrsCena23477]

Danny, can you do a video on Celebrity crushes and why we love them? My Celebrity crush is John Cena. I love him because he is smoking hot! :)

From your lovely little lemon drop! :)

[spongebuddy009]

i went to google translate, ur name in chinese sounds nothing like pineapple :)

[SoulJurr16]

Damnn Danny youre the most badass motherfucking nerd everrrrrrrrr!

[DWillickers]

That means I'm smarter than you... FACE!



[technokitteh231]

Danny, please talk about POPCORN.

[Eralen00]

didnt laugh once during this video :|

[nunnaly]

Danny.............I saw your pool. DANNY.......I want your pool. AND your house. So Danny........will you tell this beautiful little lemon-drop-snicker=doodle-lico­rice-lick HOW exactly I can move into your house? Cuz I AM A LEMON DROP. AND YOU LOVE ME.

sinscerely, you Lovely Little Lemon Drop.

[yomamathatswut]

did anyone else notice that he spelled college wrong twice?

[TheLovingAesthete]

Do you think if I go to college, one day I can invent words too? ;)

[mandagurl808]

My yummy Danny:P  Have you ever tried drugs? Thxx... i love u so much ;)

[97nachotv]

6666666

[runescape1sux]

Learning is infinitely more fun when taught from Danny

[miM6y]

r u naked? 

[gnevzmaja]

da bre deni, u kurac vise, ajde nesto na srpskom

[RodrickBane]

Hello everyone i started a new channel and i want people to gimme tips

on how to make good videos if possible, i would really appreciate it

everyone come criticize me lmao xD

[lactosefree1]

^that went to UCLA?!?!?!

[elephantscanfly134]

do a video on why people blackmail people or I'll stop watching! THATS BLACKMAIL

I joke i have nothing better to do with my time (Y)

[michaelracz1991]

21,220 views in 2 days, mad shit

[VelvetxRevolverx]

Danny can make up words, cause he is a GENIUS

[GreenDayFlorence]

Shirtless Danny make happy viewer.

[jaythan900]

Danny why are you not a famous stand-up comedian?? I want to see you on Netflix!!! Make a video of a short stand-up comedy routine!!

[millzz1987]

Danny please tell me why it is unethical to kill someone you hate?! PS: can I please have your babies? You rock!!

[theqwertymuffin12]

DANNY! Show me how to make a chicken pot pie!! I need it for science class (don't ask)

[jazza2442]

danny, i actually loved that video! i am at uni and trying to study for an exam tomorrow, now you've inspired me to study more and do better :D

maybe you could do a vid on effective studying techniques?!!

[244jovan]

What happened to your house on the lake??

[244jovan]

Are you a Unicorn yet???

[akaio616]

I had to listen to that part again.

[itscheese4me]

What was your major?

[casspanicked]

That was an intense make out sesh.

[fareezharis]

Danny, Were U Drunk/High When U Upload This? Title: Colledge...

Description: Collage xD

[bowzlads]

complete mindfuck

[TheKangoeroe]

I just got mouthraped??

[britishrosa]

this is so appropriate! I just went to a university open day! My future is beginning.... I want to be as smart-face as Danny!!

[Florrieemay]

you are soo cute

[hannachax]

Danny kissed me! :D

[Rickmart96]

what a waste of a diploma!

[264ash]

press 4 and 5 for 3D

[264ash]

press 5 and 6 together for 3D !!

[xXDrakeIsGODXx]

I LOVE YOU DANNYMAN! NO RAINBOW!

[msnatti]

Oh Danny, you are so romantic 2:59 onwards!

[Metalfarupyourass]

When you do the wasted guy, you sound like Chris from Family Guy, hahah

[ichiroqb16]

Danny, jebem mu sunce, hocemo srpski!

[aljonloveiguibone]

@ichiroqb16 What does that mean?

[ichiroqb16]

@aljonloveiguibone basicly, I'm asking for serbian lessons :)

[Matijahs]

@ichiroqb16 hahaha :D

[TheGhostshadow95]

@ichiroqb16 aj ne seri

[geradov2013apk]

@ichiroqb16 da fuck O_o??

[Niksunzzz]

Yes Danny, you are right.

[boyboy860]

i m trying to find a video of gradualreport but i cnt find it =[ can any help me ... telling me what that video was .... danny talks about he went to apple customer support center??

[bonvoyageagain]

I'm embarrassed to admit I love your shtick! But I'd really like some more Serbian lessons most of all.

[zanderbal]

Hey Danny, Can you make a video on why our teeth rot and turn yellow from not brushing for those who have teeth? ;)

- Your fellow Lemondrops

Dearest Danny,

Today I was walking home and I was approached by not one but TWO different men in different vehicles, hoping to solicit sex from me. Not only am I not a prostitute, but I was wea