Monty Python Holy Grail The tale of Sir Robin

[Sir0Robin]

This is true...



[Kyuuketsuki113]

13 people had something happen to their penis.

[demonicbumcrack]

Alright lets have tea and biscuits after we have killed him.... wait hes buggerd off!

[thencaesarfalls]

♪♬His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis--♬

[520DaGreatest]

I watched this movie for the first time today in my British Lit class. BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

12 people buggered off

[AlsDasVerderben]

You know, this scene is actually pretty clever. The three-headed knight is the perfect example of a paranoid schizophrenic. I love it.

[Sir0Robin]

To be honest, I am a little bit afraid.....

[XDBlueYoshi]

I love how Robin is the one with the biggest shield :P

[Yabanko]

"He buggered off!"

"So he has, he's scampered!" XD

[TheHewkii]

11 people had their legs hacked and mangled.

[MrsZakBagans1127]

ok! i freaking luv this movie:

1. i noticed Dennis right when they get into the woods

2. two of the heads on the three-headed knight are Sir Galahad and King Arthur

everytime i watch this there is something i haven't seen and this is NOT one of them. i just love this part!!! <3

[joeywomer]

11 people couldn't stop bitching.

[MrJustsomerandomguy]

First parody movie ever?

[TheCh4rd]

'es baggad owf!

[SCOARRangersairsoft]

I love Sir Robin's emblem on his shield. XD

[ShadyWillKilBieberXD]

11 People RAN Away.

[Sir0Robin]

I would like, to say for the record, that my name may have been based of this. NOT because I am fearless (Yeah Right), but because this is f*cking hilarious.

[squall600]

lol the singing jester is basil from austin powers

[obamasuck566]

this is my 2nd all time fav Monty Python skit my fav is the Silly Walk

[Warrior1984100]

This exact same scene would work best with Cerberus, the three-headed dog from Greek mythology who guarded the entrance to the land of the dead.

[Goudlokje666]

@Warrior1984100 Dogs can't talk, neither can Kerberos

[MasterOfFlash92]

@Goudlokje666 met one have you?

[Goudlokje666]

@MasterOfFlash92 Yes

[MasterOfFlash92]

@Goudlokje666 oh nice i wanna meet a cerberus too :D where'd ya meet it?

[Goudlokje666]

@MasterOfFlash92 A few years ago, in Mycena, I met him when Herakles was carrying Kerberos to Eurystheus

[Trademarkpuppet]

a very brave retreat

[PoisedSilverWolf]

no matter how many times i watch this i always laugh. :)

Oh cut your own heads off 11 dislikes

[BountyUFC]

11 people disliked this vid then rioted in london

[GabryalSansclair]

I'm so happy, I turned this song on and my daughter ran to the other room... ahhh peace

[Alishondra]

love this song ;p

[ekham1]

He buggered off!

[13jigglypuff]

@PissedPlayinPimp When danger bares it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

NO!

[qertasdfgzxcvb]

@13jigglypuff

"Brave Sir robin turrned about" - I DIDN'T! - "and gallantly he chickened out!"

[RedEyesTakeWarning]

♪ ♫"Brave Sir Robin ran away"♪ ♫

"NO!"

[OgnarPliskin]

Robin: SHUT UP!

I love the minstrel's reaction the second time.

[lvbuckeye]

eleven people ran away.

[scooberspreads]

@SuperFun4all u should message me the lyrics to all the songs...THAT WOULD BE FREAKKIN PRONESS!

[manonline5]

I like how the coinjoined twins are in the suggestions to this video xD

[SuperFun4all]

i have the scrpit for the whole movie, so i can sing along to all the songs :P

[TheShotokanWarrior]

(Wrong .. BTW )

[TheShotokanWarrior]

simply means Sir Robin was ready to kill Jesus for 13 pieces of Gold.

[BonScottAC]

I was watching a ww2 documentary and it showed how all the monarchs ran to Britain before the Nazis could get them. So I dedicate this song to them. Good riddance you free loading bastards.

[27Bork]

I saw the castle where some of this was filmed!

[notreveh]

The horse sound made by half coconuts, in this movie is just an AWESOME idea. I love this movie, a masterpiece

[GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep]

Oh lets be nice to em

[MouzikalSkeytar]

11 people's nostrils were raped.

[Fly2Azeroth]

@MouzikalSkeytar Sorry 13 now

[xxwolfwoodxx1]

after chasing around tornadus all day in pokemon black because the bastard kept running away I named him "Sir Robin" as a personal sort of revenge. a day later I checked my PC to check its stats and the nature? BRAVE... I lolled my ass off. I only wish his ability was run away

[gollumijada]

Sir robin : not so brave as sir lancelot hahahahahaahahahahah that was si funny

[wizzkiller92]

11 people were threeheaded giants.

[TheBcm27]

wow, 10 dislikes? Thats cowardly! 

[mislavcro]

I wish I had someone who sings wherever I go :)



[gollumijada]

10 men are cowards like sir robin :)

[triforceforever2]

o.o how could you even have 1 dislike to this video its hillarious

[panzerkampfss]

Ian is the coolest.

[ZerooOne01]

."..they ate sirRobins minstrels - and there was much rejoicing."

[jakobitis89]

@ZerooOne01 "Yaaay."

[WhiskeyRockNRolla]

AND HIS PENIS....THAT'S ENOUGH SINGING FOR NOW

[321ninjamonkey]

brave sir robin ran away... bravely ran away, away! XD

[TheTrevor999999]

i made the song my ringtone and ive been getting the weirdest looks when im called in public....

[LEEDSRHINOS1]

RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GlobalsoftPirka]

"TO FIIIIIIIIGHT AAAAAND--"

"Shut up!"

XD

[27loldie]

lol

[ughugh2007]

:)

[emelianenkoo]

10 twats watched this!

[Toscalily]

Ive watch this movie three times now but I NEVER! noticed 'and his nostrils rapped', I almost chocked on my tounge when I heard that LOL

[nimbleline]

@Toscalily

When you say, "rapped," you're using the the verb "to rap," and I think you meant to use the verb "to rape." Please notice the difference. "Rapped" and "raped" are even pronounced differently.

Examples:

"The MC rapped about the dangers of drug use in his latest song."

"The troll raped Sir Robin's nostrils."

Thanks,

Your friendly neighborhood internet police. Yes, we are jackasses.

[Mossyrocker822]

1:30 is freaking funny

[keendraaa]

genius genius genius! and how majestic are those horses :) xd

[jaknife99]

So sad to know the fate of those minstrels.....could have finished that awesome song.

I wanted to know the last bit about the Peni-

[kingofscottsdale]

10 people turned their tail and fled when danger reared it's ugly head.

[lhc9494]

"Halt! Who are you!"

"He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who..."

"SHUT UP!" lol

[LaughingNoiseStudios]

CRAP! I pressed the dislike by accident! > <

[paranoidandroid13]

He's buggered off!

[LaughingNoiseStudios]

@paranoidandroid13 So he has, he's scampered!

[rtyankeedoodle]

thumbs up if u watched 1:20 again and again

[jliu2003]

10 poeple who disliked this isnt as brave as the brave Sir Robin. They badgered off.

[pogess]

Subscooby, get over it. You're just another idiot in this world who is offended by anything. I don't see the twins whining about it!!!

[cameleopard42]

@pogess What are you talking about? He said it was hilarious.

[cyberkrowod]

*looooooool* one of the best scenes of this movie.....

[kell1425]

as a true coward would say "im not retreating im advancing backwards".

[retbookers]

"His nostrils raped" LOOOL

I wonder what the penis part was going to be??

[DakotaSagePika]

@retbookers It was torn to pieces by the rabbit

[retbookers]

@DakotaSagePika ok?

[Aelkamal]

@retbookers "split in half"?

[hockeytofu101]

lol you gotta love British comedy XD

[Alchymyst02]

"Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea !" XD

[sonofcy]

Over a third of a century and it's still quoted, probably will be in another 30 years too. These guys put Hollywood to shame, for all their money this film that cost less than 1/2 million $ to make and will be remembered far longer than most of the multi-million $ dross made today.

[livingwill1]

@sonofcy

They couldn't do that today. Somehow I think John Cleese would ask for more than a half a million for himself! :)

[livingwill1]

@sonofcy

They couldn't do that these days, not if they want John Cleese in it. He would ask for FAR MORE than $500,000 for himself alone.

[sonofcy]

@livingwill1 Most of it to pay his alimony I think. Just goes to show though, an excess of money can never replace talented people making good films. This particular case was a shining example, they turned their weakness - a terrible budget - into one of their main strengths; namely coconuts and a rollicking good script.

[livingwill1]

@sonofcy

True enough



[sonofcy]

Jones, Chapman and Palin were superb in this scene as were Idle and Innes. Their ilk are not here now, sadly and Chapman was taken from us far too early. Saw this film when I was 15 at the cinema, much prefer it to any other they did, loved LoB as well. This scene is total python, the Innes's song making Idle more and more nervous, Dennis arguing - sketch link usual python trick - the sign then the 3 knights impaled adding to Idle's terror. The camp 3 heads arguing and idle buggering off LoL

[keijimuto]

Prray praay prrray praay Sir Robin!!

[adlkdflsk]

@keijimuto brave not pray ;]

[grandweasel]

This never gets old

[ivantheterrible60]

they later ate the ministrel

[Dracarot]

@ivantheterrible60 And there was much rejoicing

[PaigeEvonne]

bravest of the brave

[peace0myth]

damn shadowmonkey stole my thunder

[cheezenfriez]

I love how there's a chicken on his shield.

[zleverette]

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off

And his peni... funniest line Ive heard today. LOL

[sushanalone]

So who is inheriting Monty Python in UK?

[Shadowmonky44]

10 people bravely ran away

[Knothole]

urgh... under suggestions, I'm getting a conjoined twin video....

[pimasta314]

Who noticed the annoying peasant (Dennis, sorry) in the beginning?

[Warrior1984100]

The three-headed knight reminds me of Cerberus of Greek mythology. I briefly considered doing a parody of this exact same scene, only with a talking Cerberus and Greek myth.

[BubblesEternal]

10 people don't want biscuits with their tea.

[Manceinion]

Aww it's too dark to see Neil Innes' pretty face. =)

[stickguy13]

"his head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his balls unplucked and nostrils raped and his bottom cut off and his peeeenis..."

"ALRIGHT, thats uhh... thats enough music for now lads..."

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Brave Sir Robin ran away. (No!)

Bravely ran away, away. (I didn't!)

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled (No!)

Oh, Brave Sir Robin turned about, (I didn't!)

And gallantly, he chickened out,

Bravely taking to his feet, (I never did!)

He beat a very brave retreat, (Oh, lies!)

Bravest of the Brave, Sir Robin. (I never!)

Bravely

[mechaart]

(continuing from previous comment)

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

and his nostrils raked and his bottom cut off

and his penis.....

[mechaart]

Bravely bold sir robin, rode forth from Camelot.

he was not afraid of dying, oh brave sir Robin.

he was not afraid to be killed in nasty ways

brave brave brave brave sir Robin.

He was not the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp

or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken

to have his kneecap split and his body burned away

and his limbs all hacked and mangled brave sir Robin.

[nduluca4]

This scene has a vague reference to the scene with the trolls in the book, "The Hobbit"

[MrGurlyboy]

This is probably the funniest part of the film.

[Mrgreenbaypackers1]

this song is my new ringtone

[hughjjf1995]

he's buggered off

so he has he's scarpered

best quote EVER

[rockndude87]

Oh Let's Be Nice To Him!

OH SHUT UP!!!

[AL00ZER]

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off

and his penis...

"Guys, that's enough music for now lads"

[LiseOBJECT]

Brave brave brave sir Robin

[darthXreven]

this is one of the best parts of this film lol

[MattRampton54]

the 3 knights sound like my grandma and grandad lol

[eguevara4803]

and his penis.....

[ondepik]

So funny how the minstrels are quick to tell the giant knight that "He is BRAVE Sir Robin".

[munggipossu]

best song lyrics ever!!!

[musicmandon1]

So great to hear this again. One night, I started randomly singing this in our kitchen. My roommate asked if I knew the gory bit about all the nasty way in which Sir Robin might be killed, which I did. we got a good laugh.

[thenovascotia20]

i love this

monty python is so funny

[JosapahRay]

3 heads..classic.

[arcturian627]

Never gets old.

[FatBoyComedyKrew]

Ni!

[killcristina]

one of my favorites :-)

[redhedbedhed]

the first time i saw this i almost peed my pants from laughing so hard

[iowastate]

I never did!

[dancergirl0215]

@DarkVillain

Lol yeah. I found out that they have that song on iTunes… not the second part but "and his penis split and his..." lol awesome movie!!

[StealthMaster86]

The minstrels looks much more happy singing the cowardice of Sir Robin.

[norjoker]

I love that there is only Monty python videos under suggestions, except the video about the two-headed conjoined twins.

[Sauron012]

@norjoker lol yeah, what has that got to do with Sir Robin?

[norjoker]

@Sauron012 Nothing, Just sayin'

[solcario2]

did it say sir robin rode north through the dark forest of new england?

[MadOldPete]

@solcario2 no

[coopsey]

he's buggered off... so simple and brilliant!

[Tiars666tiamat]

Intelligence was always the dump stat for Bards XD

[DarkViIIain]

lol 'and his penis..' 'Stop!'

[uffdamega52]

Oh, lies!

[97kills]

cinematic genius at its best

[mew6112]

"when danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled"

[illlite]

0:34 Camelot 43 leagues away, certain death 1 league

[ViewWatchGori19]

"To fight and!...?"

[HexArcher]

Oh lets be nice to 'im - shut up!

[UcantResistClicking0]

Lol..My friend told me to watch the movie..It's odd..After watching it I thought it was completely trash..But..A couple weeks and months after..I think it was the best film I've ever seen..Wow..Most disappointing part was when the police showed up lol..Loved the french taunting part =D!

[ickdok]

'When danger reered its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled

brave sir Robin he turned about and valiantly he chickened out'

XD haha love it! what a film :)

[NightMarkVII]

E's buggered off!

[Veeno00]

His head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt up and his penis...?

WE'LL NEVER KNOW!!!

[cheeseman4444]

@Veeno00 in the screenplay i think it says "split"

[blueluny]

HAs anyone seen the suggested clips on the right: Conjoined Twins, Abby and Brittany Hensel!! lol

[apestaartje321]

...and his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis- thats enough music for now lads XD

[kalinzxgor3]

"And his nostrels raped!" XD

[dracosummoner]

@kalinzxgor3

In that context, I think the word simply means that his nostrils were "seized with great force" (i.e. yanked back), but that's also bad. :-P

[zacher456]

3 heads guy: who art there!

Misstrels: he is brave sir robin brave sir robin

Sir robin: Shut up!

3 heads guy: what do you want?

misstrels: to fight...!

sir robin: Shut up!

[hatemorethanyou999]

his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off. 

[UpperPaleolithicMan]

"Oh, cut your own head off!" lol

[hideyyo]

Too bad he's not afraid of getting his penis split..

[1112DEN]

very funny has any one noticed he has a chicken on his shield

[apestaartje321]

@1112DEN Actually I hadn't, lol!!!

[Jake4595]

waiit wait wait!! are they in the modern time or medieval time??cus why is ther police??

[Guyect]

@Jake4595

totally missing the point

[Jake4595]

@Guyect lol its confusing until the end of the movie for me