December Jokes

[ForeverHope897]

Will you go out with me.

[Uzmamoomoo]

THATS FROM SPONGEBOB! lol well something like that

[ROCsmyword]

IF YOU GUYZ WANNA FIGURE OUT WAT HAPPEMD TO MAC, GO ON GOOGLE AND TYPE IN "WHAT DID MAC DO TO JENN?" Then ull get ur answer

[missymoomoozako]

COME BACK MAC WE MISS YOU!!!

[CCelestina11]

ew you. grewww D:

[am8erlamps]

@CCelestina11 so true

[DollyRiot]

i would kick the third guy's ass .

[P90GREG]

i think that was on Family guy before.

[mofinny1]

mac come bac

[tutu6119]

Pleaseee! Do more videos(; i miss you, the funniest video is when you dance, & do crazy things in target i die when a saw that video repet it do a video like that ily♡ i'm you fan#1 please do more videos for me☻.

[kotryna121]

This is one of my fav. jokes

In Lithuania we have the same joke just in Lithuanian langue

[AutumnPop12]

you. are. beautiful. <33

[JBroskie12]

 haha , i get it 1 & 2 wished to go home 3 wished them back to the island . subscribe to me please i am trying to become a professional singer and with you i can do it .(:

[AeroPosTale781]

I still don't get it and I watched it like five times. xD.

[XAVIER3P0]

If I were guy 1 or 2 i would have killed guy 3

[MrsTayTay1000]

mann. That would suck to be the 1st 2 guys in the end.......

[bonkersblue]

umm no not 3 guys they wer dumb blondes

[clutzybunns]

ohhhmyyeegaawwshh:3

i kno that none of you will like this commentt but still just press 6 and 8 one after eachother and its just really cute to me! its likee super funny

[br47912]

omg he is so getting old i miss the younger Mac!

[HMrocks123456]

soo funny



[aberistergrlx3]

@parkerpepsi100 :D no wayy!

[JustinGomez09and10]

His voice dropped:P Thumbs up if you noticed

[Mmontnaa2020]

LOL i'd kill the 3rd guy. :P

[hollywoodbumblebee]

LOL OMG I FEEL BAD FOR THE 2 PEOPLE .

[keyzinthepool]

ALL OF THOSE JOKES YOU MADE ARE REALLLY FUNNY I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! MY FAVORITE IS THE CLEN JOKE AND DIRTY JOKE

[taylorlautnerfanize]

this one was really funny

[JR143CRS]

that was on spongebob :D

[qtdeZzi]

Hahahahaha no really, i love you

[GetShitOnKid]

Genies aren't real

[polarbearslovemusic]

A blond man comes home early from work to find his wife in the bed, naked, breathing hard. She says she's having a heart attack. The man runs to the phone and dials 911. His 3 year old son runs up to him and says "Daddy! Uncle Pete is hiding in the wardrobe with no clothes on!" The man realizes what is going on, and, angry as hell, slams down the phone and runs back to the room. "Pete!" he cries. "How can you be possibly be playing hide and go seek naked when my wife is having a heart attack?"

[Ioszx]

@polarbearslovemusic hahaaha lol

[summerstageismylife]

hhaahahah ilove this joke i hear it all the time:)

[MrMariaStars]

Heard it b4 except there all girls and the third one is a blonde

[sirLirty]

hahaha!

[RuNeScApE4EVA2012]

i dont get it....

[catlover882000]

@RuNeScApE4EVA2012

Like. . .the two guys wish to be back home, and the last guy wanted them to come back.

Remember, there where three guys, three wishes, one genie. xD

[MsEmilemily]

*facepalm*

[Gumdrops8423]

not funny :/

[darkrainbowfilms]

@Gumdrops8423 It's not really suppose to -__- it's like a cheer up or a holiday thing

[monaw99101]

LOL All your December Jokes videos have the same title and I always end up clicking the same one :/

[MinnieMunk889]

@monaw99101 Happens to me too! :D

I just watch the playlist called: December Jokes

:) Hope that helps! LOL

[MegaBakuman]

@monaw99101 OMG IKR

[emoluv62]

ik that joke. except it was a blonde, brunette and red-head

[MangekyoXWolf]

Sounds more like a blond joke to me XD

[LPSrox44]

lol mac this one is good xD howd you get so famous? lol does everyone else in school know about your videos?

[fyiiloveonedirection]

@xx1800xxBLACK cos the third guy wishes for his friends to come back (his friends beig the people that were with him on the island) and they come back after using up their one wish to get away from the island

[bbm964]

hahahahah

[HeyImAlissa818]

knock knock

whos there?

daisy

daisy who?

daysee me rollin, they hatin xD

[canoodledaily]

@HeyImAlissa818 LOVE THAT ONE. ahahah, i tell ppl it all the time

[xx1800xxBLACK]

how is this funny i dont get it

[darkerego]

This joke is no longer funny to me.

[Matchmaker235]

one word douchebag

[psychosmiley101]

@Matchmaker235 2 word get lost :) jk...

[MsChichi98]

Marry me?

[IndoDPA204]

so stupid loooooll

[BUFFA10sabres]

@aquasammich The last guy brought them back to the island after the first two just went back home

[DGKman105]

CharliesVlogs lol

[Seanomfg]

I'd be pissed... 

[TheReporterDude]

lol i have heard this one like 32144109272 times lmao

[GeorgejetKMusic]

HAHA I get it. Lmao :D

[BMXRyanSmith]

LoL i found a loop hole (Mr. Parkinson) he says 3 guys are on the island witch doesnt mean they are friends so when the third guys says he wants his friends thats now them LOL!!!! Like so people see this!

[23max0]

@BMXRyanSmith no.

[TristanMatorena]

@BMXRyanSmith thats stupid your not supposed to think about it logically

[Juciee745]

the third guy sounds like a real asshole.

[ValeriaLavender]

LOL! I get it.

People who don't get it:

The guys wished they were back home, but the last guy wishes they were back on the island!

[MooMooKTProductions]

i dont get it...!

[thefayemichelle]

@MooMooKTProductions i dont get it either..

[xxBamItsBeccaxx]

@thefayemichelle You only get ONE wish. The first two guys went first Saying they wanted to be off the island. Therefor the last man felt lonely wishing them to be back, Leaving them to be back stranded on the island with no wishes left.

[SCR34MC4R5ON]

@MooMooKTProductions The third guy wished for the two guys that went home to come back. hahahah.

[MELISSAHAYDEE]

This one is my favorite one!

[AddictingVideos4U]

lol best one

[syd413canada]

haha

[Survivalwithaknife]

No I miss your old voice

[randomrawwr123]

I would smack the third guy and kick him in the crotch xD

[lpslover14148]

I dont get the joke

[GuitarsRmyLife]

oh wow hahaha that sucks

[masterLokie]

holy shit! no top comment! here we go...

BEWBZ

[zach0452]

@masterLokie no. just. just no.

[TheAngie13013]

seen it

[xRonOhHun]

hahahaah !!<3

[lpslove20]

hahahha



[09feb1992]

There are 3 unwritten rules towards friendship. They are as follows;

1)

2)

3)

[LikeCupcake]

Bellman. ^-^

[RojoCrayon]

Ppl I know but I'm just dating iv watched other December jokes and they actually have something to do with December. Ik these are in December I'm not stupid but thanks for explaining something I already know, I'm trying to say he only makes videos during December, okay?

[bmrios89]

i thought the same one was coming up in my subscriptions. lolxD

[xxxCailExxx13]

thts a meme xD

[chunkymunkey]

I LOL'd

[batboy62]

I bet they wish they had eaten him when they had the chance. You know, around day five when he looked like a giant pork chop.

[favoritevideoshere]

@batboy62 XD

[QueenRayna2096]

@Rojocrayon ikr.

[RojoCrayon]

Ik but yet it's the only time he tells the jokes and only time he even makes videos

[RojoCrayon]

These should be called just jokes because they have nothing to do with December

[charlieissomine]

@RojoCrayon Yet this series is occuring in December...

[HomerSimpsonIsTheMa]

@RojoCrayon they're jokes during the month of december, it makes sense.

[MissMadMad97]

i dont get it:/



[ShelbeaandDanika]

@MissMadMad97 the 2 guys wish they wre home, so they go home. The third guy wants them back so the two friends get stuck back on the island because he wished they were back.

[LittleMissKissUp]

If I was his friend I wuld be mad.

[MomoDancer16]

Okay, can you please tell me where you got that hoodie? My friend really wants one and I want to get one for her but have no clue where to get it! :(

[wazzup1212121212]

thats a blonde joke

[skatejse]

not really a joke

[arocks09]

oldddd

[bettybooplover840]

Boy please, you got this off spongebob! -__-

[ilovedance78]

HAHAHAHAHA

[SaraxAdam]

Ahhhh, cleeevveeer!

See what you did there...

[MsBubblewrapqueen]

:)



[SilverSlashed]

@quesadillaking you know they are making rule about cyber bullying and if someoe tells the police you can go to jail, in my state it's illegal so yeah just FYI

[TheBiancaroxy]

@SilverSlashed Mine to

[BilingualSpanglish]

@TheBiancaroxy what state do you live in?

[lalipop1996]

Haha, I love the December Jokes series. It's quick and fun.

[JakeisJimmy]

best joke yet!!!

[Anniwahz0]

I mean, I get it but it isn't really funny.

[Anniwahz0]

I don't get it

[iluvvesos]

I still think good looking

[RedAngel995]

Mac. I freaking love you. haha These jokes make my day everyday. <3

[MorgEU24]

where is today's joke?!

[marronator92]

And then the two guys who came back killed the last guy and laughed all the way home.

[MorgEU24]

haha :D

[Bridgeeebear]

this was a blond joke btw

[laurennicole04]

de-cem-ber-jokes. :)

[MsEmilemily]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[paosmileyface]

Mac..

YOUR SO AWESOME!

[gimpytheimp]

lame

[paosmileyface]

thats a fail

haha

[heyitsalexx4]

i don't get it?:L

[BilingualSpanglish]

oh my god! i laughed so hard!!! :D

[BilingualSpanglish]

@quesadillaking what the fuck is wrong with you?! why the hell would you EVER tell someone to kill themselves?! Mac can be who he wants to be and if he happens to be a faggot, then who gives a shit! Please go in a corner and cry about your insecurities and leave Mac out of it. Thanks!

[blupen101]

@quesadillaking what the HELL is wrong with you. Mac is who he is and you cant just go around telling ANYONE to kill themselves. If he wants a black and white filter, hes gonna get one. If you dont like him, then go away.

[MsEmilemily]

@quesadillaking ... woooooow, you're so mature. Go troll somewhere else. you just wish you had all the followers that mac has. get out of hereeee. calling someone a faggot and then telling them to die doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look like a douche. If you're insecure tell a counselor, don't come on youtube and hate like a whiny little bitch. Telling someone to kill themselves is NOT a joke, so FUCK OFF. You're the biggest troll. Gtfo.

[RedAngel995]

@quesadillaking wow. how could you even say that? Even if your opinion is that his jokes aren't funny or whatever you should never tell someone to kill themselves that's just horrid and wrong. Just click out. Stop cyber bullying.

[TheeCommenterGirl]

lmfao fail... I wouldve wished for three more wishes

[happyface422]

hahaha the third friend just ruined their wish... XD

[312lucy]

Hahahahahaha!

[TheMellie2]

ok no one could possibly not get this!!!!

Right?!?!

[Fannywikstrom95]

you should put a number behind all the december jokes-titles, you don't know which one of em you've seen now.

[MegaHowdoudo]

yeah I agree

[MagicCornLover]

Lmao

[Andayroo]

ahahaha, chill out people god.

[LaLaLaLaFresh]

I knew that one :D

[hannahterese3]

OMG LOL!!!

[caitlinj002]

i love you.. xD

[trimmyboi]

1st joke out of all of these I understood lol

[amandarocks789]

I GET IT!!!!!

[LeahT13]

its not funny :/

[ToriCaitlyns10]

that was soooo bad :)

[DrPepperFan1000]

I read that comic somewhere before. XD

[Strawberry111899]

I don't get it.

[Tammykaate]

@Strawberry111899 basically both the first guys got off the island with their wishes, but the third guy wished them back onto the island because he was lonely. xD

[Strawberry111899]

@Tammykaate oh. xD Well why didn't the dude wish to go with the other two guys. xD wonder where he got this from. XD

[sarah0cmuk]

i love that decem-ber jokes :D

[ezeikilluvertdwt]

I <3 this joke i say it all da timee!!!! and mai buds r like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA

[Simsomanka9612]

Haha, good one xD

[harrytaskertv]

Lol

[helloiamsophie]

these aren't jokes.. seriously?

[lovepuppy205]

@helloiamsophie they are SUPPOSED to be stupid, thats what makes them funny.

[Myluvangle]

:p

[ElArtista2295]

heh

[Youonesle]

LOOOOOOL

[mermaidscals]

hahahaha

[2cat007]

lol!!!

[GeorgiaxXBiffyxx]

hahahahahahahahah



[teamcoollike3]

This one was the worst, honestly, TRY!

[SECRETAGENTCHARLIE]

If you don't get this you one stupid motha fucka

[SECRETAGENTCHARLIE]

Haha

[TheRedNinja89]

Finns det några svenskar här? haha har ni kanske hört den från bellman? :')

[gerardwaysayshey]

@TheRedNinja89 JAG ÄR SVENSK! Hahaha, och ja :D

[faiiiled]

old one..

[faboo811]

worst one yet, sry

[NoRa3ajeeba]

lol wow

[Hanzeamon]

I like your jokes soo much Mac!!! ;-D

Greetings from Germany by Patrick.

[halloikbenXD]

memecenter ><