Hot German Boy: The Tale of Something Hard

[HerrJamie]

*whispers* Look at his penis!

[lizwisler11]

Germans are so boss

[ThePantonyp]

Didnt want to scare it away LOL

[marcuspolo808]

@DirtMakesMeWonder i am not a gay but thants a really good idea XD

[steffilouise04]

My girlfriends German and OMFG hell yes your right ....Germans are sexy as

[TatussyRock]

wait is he a gay? he's saying that he's teacher (a male one) is cute and classy :X

[08ninetales]

a big boy....my new penis saying....

[Haevenn]

He was hard while sleeping in class?

[FalseProphet501]

Ich war denken bill kaulitz der ganze zeit.

[19Elena98]

@FalseProphet501 Tja, google translator is halt kake, wa? xDDD

[danielcurry72]

I thought I was the only American boy who has a thing for (or should that be with) German dudes! I also like it kinda rough, but that's when I hang with Americans or Russians

[ashleyyxxwood]

I. Love. Germans. That is all. ;)

[Thelairluver]

lmaoo now if he watches this he will know haha

[itsbenzombie]

How about everyone stops telling him when he needs to do to himself.....

Hasn't Lady Gaga taught us anything? We are all born beautiful :)

[FuzzyElf]

This is great. I guess it's been a year since I watched this video about your "majestic happiness that unfolded."

[laziboy2010]

This made me laugh. Thank you for posting this!

[just3ta]

you need to invest in braces or stf up

[iRaphi101]

you NEED botox for your brow...

[spitzbubezumquadrat]

what does a german do in a german class?

[brockpierce1984]

@spitzbubezumquadrat The "german class" in Germany is more Grammar, Writing and Reading and than do reports.

Some might even include national history and politics in the basic form.

[ange76prkr]

@spitzbubezumquadrat Maybe so tht he didnt lose his language while in a different country or to prove he's the BOSS

Actually my boyfriend is Dutch + German and i think he took German so tht he could be better at it and he's good enough to teach it really.

[gargoyle1701]

and yet a cross around your neck

[CristhianTurcios]

i want to suck your cock is: ich will dir einen blasen!

[HojoOSanagi]

In my dialect one would say: Kjikje mol sien pietsa (Yes pizza is penis).

[bayuyay]

YOU ARE UGLY Muahahahahahaha.

[CarsonMankin]

Just gotta say. German is the most amazing language in the world. Ich leibe deutsch! Haha only finished my first year though... Well yeah and stuff.

[fwenship4ever]

@CarsonMankin ich LIEBE deutsch dear.

[RAR6063]

you're sooo hottttt makes me sad :( lol

[ItalyXGermanyFangirl]

sexy~'

[himorhim99]

Omg ur beautiful ur heaven

[psicov]

is not , sorry

(no me parece NADA sexy)

[resonantdave]

So you mean hot like you?

[JonVonD]

ein neuer Satz, den du mit ihm verwenden sollst -

Komm ma und leg mich auf den Tisch und fick mich aber durch!

;)

[OliverLovesIt]

Some German penises aren't so big. And I can tell since I've "seen" so many :-D

[AntneeTV]

"look at that penis!" haha ur ^^so Awsome btw blue eyes are awwwwssssooommmeee

[kuryamtl]

Seriously, that german boy would be lucky to have you. I hope it worked out.

[SaruCharmed]

BEST video ever.

[Treblinka2012]

Germans do have some big ass cocks

[VinnieSutra]

I'm disappointed. Don't you have a camera on your cell phone? Pictures my man, Pictures!!!

[LoveFamke]

i saw you in a porn

[jaydang91]

omg wow ur hott!!!!....u kno im part german hehe

[sidoriasis]

thats so cute....youre sweeeeeeet

[123benny4]

You're such a romantic...hmmm, not.

[TheMuffinChef]

This story > Twilight.

[TheVideoVector]

OMG ME 2... ihave a crush on a guy in my auf deutsch class as well...HES SO FUCKING CUTE =)

[acting4fun]

Warum gehst du nicht nach einem Bild von diesem heißen Deutsch Junge? Ich möchte sehen, wie er aussieht. :)

[Zylv09]

don't know what you're talking about?! I live in Germany and there are no hot guys here?! I'm serious. Americans/Canadians are WAAAAY hotter!!

[virgo8308321]

@Zylv09 NOT TRU!!..i have pixx to prove it LOL  love german guys and im noticing alot of them like me...and honestly ima little surpised being half black half peurto rican.....Germans dont discriminate i love that!!

[TheMuffinpumperkale]

FORGET about German Boys... The LUXEMBOURGISH boys are way hotter :D And... Oh, what a surprise.. I'm luxemburgish and gay :P and I think you're really hot... (get in touch.....)

[geesthacht82]

He looks like Perez Hilton's illegitimate son.

[god4488]

wtf?

[praestant8]

I think some one is in love... lol..

[kranktank]

oh come on dude, you were checking out his package not looking around at the surroundings lol. why not, I'd have done the same thing.

[bmelin]

oh yeah, I would have definitely reached and started stroking

[music2rol2]

Why are german boys so hot!? :/ its not fair lol

[AmateurTraceur1]

Wow, that's dif.

[Yuhr1BabyGurl]

Peniss. hardd,. Lol You should ask him out.

-Schätzy.

[JUSTBTWNUS1]

Damn y can't straight guy's look as good as u???:(

[jisaw80]

ist er schwul? verdammte arschloch! du bist schwul!!!

du must mein schwarzwurst essen!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSCHLOCH­!!

[MrSKINFLICK]

blah blah blah..and i know a lot of non-German boyz(though i´m German,too)whose main business is not to chat around in a TACKY-TACKYway(i suppose he´s very narcisstic&boring in bed,but that´s his problem, not mine),but e.g. the hot outa-space guys from Romania or Slovakia inside Gay Webcam Sex Chat.Rest can be seen also in my playlist"SEXY MALE HUNKS 3".Goddnight !

P.S:Real German hunks are from our celebrity sports pantheon&don´t act like a mindless chatterbox in such vids!

[kranktank]

@MrSKINFLICK and you make your point so clearly, too.

[sillychad18]

oh I know German boys are so cute....especially the blonde ones...that goes for the Swedes too.

[Pisces31660]

ok how do i say "i want to suck your cock" in German

[back2friday13]

@Pisces31660

look at his penis is: schau auf seinen Penis

and i want to suck your cock is: ich will dir einen blasen!

your welcome greetings from germany! xD

queers rule!

[Pisces31660]

@back2friday13 queers rule is right. n German gay boys are hottest!!!

[viviane5572]

@back2friday13 hahahaha

[SerrinaHailstorm]

"Ich will deinen Schwanz lutschen!"

There you go, buddy ;-)

[Pisces31660]

thx for that german lesson. i study at Volkshochschule here in Wiesbaden. but they don't teach that kinda stuff LOL

[peterpan0234]

ich will dir einen blasen

[NerdFighterGoesRAWR]

" I appreciate its presence. "

LMFAO.

[lanatur]

well, on average, uncircumcised penises are larger than circumcised ones being that such early trauma to the penis can cause it to develop differently and since that boy was German, it means that he had a 99% chance of being uncircumcised.

[peddytheviking]

I was 16 years in Germany & I encountered penises of all shapes & sizes.

Btw "ich will mir mal seinen Schwanz anschauen" is a funnier way to say it, more upbeat in tone with the really really good video. Keep going Dan!

[blueeyesmuc24]

I had to laugh a lot about your dreaming from this german boy... ;-) It´s really cute...

[nivlick]

Go gay German boy rock out with your cock out

[MultiplyingBunnies]

germans have HUGE penises for some reason. I've talked to a lot of gay boys about germans and they all agree. Most of them are very good looking but not all.

[radioxxflyer]

lmfao! that is hilarious, you are great!

[Chasssers]

(L)

[Barenstolz]

It's good to know that at least someone has attractive classmates. I've seen roughly zilch at my high school that's caught my eye. Or in town, for that matter, barring my cheating ex

[juka9206]

Germany=) MY Country!

By the way, "look at this penis" = "Schau dir diesen Penis an!"

[masteroflanguage]

Omg, that video was so funny! Thank you for making me smile today - it's been snowing and depressing! :( I have the same excitement when a boy in my school talks to me... I wanna grab his hands and take him to an English classroom and... oh yeah! I'm went trashy! xP

[JOHNINCOLUMBUS]

Have you asked your German boy to go out with you?

[123jegelskerdig]

cute haha

[mALEXXXAAA]

can you post a picture of him? i'm german too, and shockingly, were not all hot. lol.

[hindellish]

Most of them are; I've been there!

[Rhall7191]

:O i had no idea you spoke german!

Das Geschichte war aber lustig!! Ich wünsche mir dass ich da auch war, dann könnte ich mit dir seine Hosen schauen!

lol ok enough of the german :P but yeah...in MY german class there was a really cute russian boy...i like drooled all over myself during class (not literally) until he graduated :(

but oh well...there are apparently plenty more hot guys taking german than i thought!!

:P

[Quetzalquatal1]

Is it sad that I don't have a Twitter but just stalked your past twitterupdates to learn more about this HGB...i am such a creeper lol

[jho1188]

I'm dating a German boy :). He's a beast.

[robert1987pl]

thats true germany boys are so hot:P i know it cause im half German half Polish :) i live in Poland but here is a lot germans, thats good that they know polish cause i cant speak german just Ich liebe dich hehehehe GDProphetXVII i love to watch your videos. kisses from Europe

[pruanelover4ever]

dude i'm in love with a german boy too!

he's an exchange student

omg

[GayBraandy88]

i really need more visual stimulation like at GayBangz{ D ot) com not enough here

[eintitan2]

Du hast die selben Augen wie Mario Barth :p

[lulipeke7]

Jaaa!

[Sashaofspain]

aww, good story. legs out, i like that

[littleBIGGERchris]

wow i have never noticed this before but you have really beautiful eyes.

[HyperSpeziFisch]

"schau auf seinen Penis" thats how you say it in German ;) but you'd rather say "schau mal sein Penis" if you want to call someones attention to it ;) just so you know next time ;D

[0o0vl0o0]

You're damn good yourself :).

[burningsensation3]

Hilarious!

[krazicdarkprince]

i know some one just like him omg he is like the classy punk god man is he hot to shy to talk to him though

[hpribot]

Why do you talk like a pig?

[reinix]

Best video response EVER.

[trackboi2012]

Your fucking hot as fuckkk!

[Martan0]

i love like you say "PEEEEENNNNNNNIIIIISSSSS"

you're cute

[jayjuice00]

Haha you're such a legend. a cute one too! Big British hugs.

[coboldt]

XD so funny. as german i'm so happy when i hear that someone learns german

[Hadokenmaster]

Next time you say it in german: "Schau'/Blick'/Seh' auf seinen Penis/Schwanz!"

[humpbackquack]

Hahahahaha

So funny and amazing. Wish I could have seen it

[pokerpstar]

that would be great if i saw that i would love life!

[GetaLife124]

haha =]

[casperkillzyourmom]

you are hot. That is all that needs to be said. YOUR HOT

[TheLanguageAssistant]

Ich bin kein Muttersprachler des Deutschen, aber ich kann mal einen Satz zusammenbasteln.

Guck mal den Schwanz an.

Schaust du DEN Teil an.

Er hat 'ne Gliedsteife.

You know also the Film Sommersturm?

Schoene Gruesse!

[nanatsusaya123]

Quite good! okay, you shouldn't say "schaust du den teil an". the first sentence would do just fine.

or: "schau dir das teil an"

and "gliedsteife" is a word, german people would understand - even though it doesn't really exist ;)

good video :)

cheers

[stevegoesonair]

Passender wäre, rein umgangssprachlich betrachtet:

Der hat nen (einen) Ständer.

Der hat ne (eine) Latte.

Der hat nen (einen) Harten.

Schöne Grüße aus Deutschland! :o)

[maxlupinjoe]

oh cute,

Love u hahaha

I'm in fact following u by twitter =)

[lazaro1227]

hahaha youre so funny .

[westernesse]

Also wenn Deutsch dann bitte richtig :P

[CantTrustAnyone]

You are officialy amazing.

[braxtonthrive]

i am now folling you (:

[stpetefl]

I got something Big and Hard for you! ;-)

[itsjulianmennen]

haha :D

that's so funny.

i'm actually from germany, i didn't know that you are taking part in a german class that is so cool.

i went to the states for 6 month, for a school program, in portland oregon and there i was a teachers assistant in a german class.

it was so much fun, if you ever need help just contact me,okay?

JulioBitch

[grekkille91]

Haha I had a hot german boy in my french class as well , but it didnt end that well. I got a nice kiss though :D hey what's up with the blue eye lenses??

[Azazeal59]

Amazing ! :D

You're very Lovely x)

[iceberg0404]

ha ha ha that was funny as fuck thanks dude for that but hopefuly your dream comes true my fairy take unfortunatley wont because a friend of mine will date anyone but his frieds (because he has a crush one me) i don't kjnow what to do, dave do you think you can help with that ? it would be really awesome to hear your feed back on a situation like this . would you go for the boy or would you respect the friend ?

[HonorGuard117]

What the f...

[Delano715]

you're retarded, Dan...in a good way :)

[theaterdude06]

LMAO! That is amazing dan

[dcortina90]

i was having a shitty day. this just cheered me up.

[ashjamie]

that totally happened to a boy in choir a couple years ago. SO FUNNY! He was talking about his love interest (or boyfriend, not sure) and suddenly, bam... there it was....

[kozypeeve]

'eyes r a yes for nice .. maybe deutsch is a shower not a grower .. what then ... ich viss .. nich ..

[southykid1996]

omg mate ur an absoluitle legend!! :L

[Couver87]

LOL, i like this video.

[hornplayer69]

hilarious! Dont you love when awesome things like that happen!

[TheWatcher80]

Your eyes look amazing in this vid.

[BeloveThee]

Ha! "I don't wunna scare it away or anything." xD

[MarcusHBP7]

oo dang!

[forbuss]

loooooooooove you!!

[JasonGorr]

If I was your boyfriend I would be so appreciative to have someone like you.

[sulekt]

"Schau mal auf sein Penis", or "Guck mal da, sein Schwanz" is the German Translation

[MichaelaFury]

okay, first of all, you are fucking hot, and smart as a whip, and look like a very intellectual (but closet case freak, which is okay) person...that german kid you spoke about...at least you can fantasize about him. ;-)

[jrsimpson27]

lmfao... That does sound great! question though, is he gay because if so! Jump on this hott German god! lol

[bigcuy41]

Good Luck to you!

[papachocolitis]

You just made my day.

[sammyk9590]

my boyfreind did the same in math it was awkward cause I was sitting next to him and he used too lean on me but he wasn't my boyfreind then

[Brianboy9494]

lol, Germans are so boring xD

[saabflyer]

I agree - German's have that extra something about them...that makes them as close to Heaven as you'll get whilst alive :-P

[pennygoo]

:D i love this story.

i have a story: there is a pretty hot teacher at my school. he is kind of really old but he has blonde hair and he's tall and... hot (some say he's an ex-model). of course he's totally crazy but ppl still crush on him.. people say that one year a girl professed her love for him! awkward!!!!! and he said "i'm old enough to be your dad!"

[mavsexiboi]

you stole dk1's look... biter...

not kewl

[mitchellcbridge]

dude has really pretty blue eyes

[instantnoodlelover]

hehehe! that's funny i can totally relate!:D

[KayyKayy9513]

hahahahaahahahahah

[rosewyndarkheart]

You're so animated.

I love it.

[MrBisexuallySexy]

lol damn, i would've said something...maybe he was dreaming of you. but yeah I wouldn't want to scare it away neither.

[mzgirlygirl180]

LMFAO I BONED HIM LIKE A GOD DAMN FISH

[WhoaKaela]

You should tell German boy to look up your videos.

[0xXemoemoemoXx0]

Blick auf seinen Penis - look at his penis in german

lovely video!

[charity0009]

Hi..ur so sute! and funny! too bad ur gay... german boy is lucky...cuz i'd bone u! ; )

[kirbykallen]

You have boundless energy!! And are really funny, Dan!

Regards:

Joe

[Selendomono]

loving the purple!

[Cutu8989]

you are f**king hilarious! i love the way you speak so fast and gesticulate... you're really funny! LOL

take care, greetings from spain!!!

[boywndr49]

Schauen Sie auf seinen Penis!

[alix52003]

Totally off topic but ur eyes are BEAUTIFUL!.. Take care PakisDan!

[AndyDrewandGarcia]

The German Penis has a mind of it's OWN! Lmfao (Don't scare them away!)

[nvrstpsktn950228]

lol "but i didnt know how to say it in german!!"

[MidniteWhispers23]

i wish i was that german boy!!

[MidniteWhispers23]

OMG!!! you are soo funny!!! i was cracking up! you are so fucking cute!!!! im gay. and you are fucking hott!

[Pabloontheverge]

DUde, that was hillarious! lol Oh yeah, I know what german guys are all about, my first time was with one! I just wanted to thank you for your response, SO MUCH!!!

<3

Pablo

[kuramafoxdemon3000]

OMG!! Your eyes look so beautiful in the video!!

[DegrassiInstantStar]

Dan you are AMAZING!!! I've been in the same situation, except it was in sweatpants, don't know if he had sweatpants on.

[jaybird62]

so i guess he was wearing his own "My bulge is ridiculous" pants lmao

[josayyes]

haha :D

[izumeypup]

XD wow that is funny. The you must be in the good graces of the boner gods

[crayonfiend]

LMAOOOO *high five*

[NaraKosh]

are these contacts or is it just the light+the shirt??

Die Augen sind ja unglaublich blau.

Das ist mir nie aufgefallen.

You should not have mentioned "german class" ;-)

[SiXc0L0rS4LiFe]

You are BEAUTIFUL!!!

[emonub]

Ooh god I forgot just how awesome you are Dan xD