There's a cafe down the street for me where you can pay for a toasted bagel with butter and jelly... and literally have to prepare the prepare the whole thing yourself. And theyre not even corporate, they just like fucking with you. there's a fricking tip jar!
He really enjoyed that his Eyes Wide Shut reference landed.
ALEXisSPANISH 3 weeks ago 2
There's a cafe down the street for me where you can pay for a toasted bagel with butter and jelly... and literally have to prepare the prepare the whole thing yourself. And theyre not even corporate, they just like fucking with you. there's a fricking tip jar!
fryfry377 1 month ago
I'd rather put my own mayonaise on because because they always DROWN it
SovereignStatesman 2 months ago
These jokes are funny
jeremiahjacksoncomic 2 months ago
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kingpapichulo1970 2 months ago
"do you recognize me? ITSCAUSEIDONTFUCKINGWORKHERE !"
LMAOOO that part gets me every time
djflipflop23 2 months ago 5
So true you make my mofo sandwich biatch
iwanttofight69 2 months ago
Awesome!!!
importpappa 2 months ago
do you recognize me???? its cause i dont fucking work here.......
most under rated comic in history
critic2380 3 months ago 5
Frankie Boyle sent me here.
Whedongrl2 3 months ago 8
I don't remember you handing me the spanner when I earnt this money, I've done my bit.
ThePolecatz 4 months ago
"I gave you 100% of the money to make 100% of the sandwich!" Awesome!
batmanlivesinmybldg 4 months ago 23
Greatness!
batmanlivesinmybldg 4 months ago
"eyes wide shut" party
lmao
NinetiesYouth 5 months ago 4
bill burr #1
xbcnfujv 7 months ago