Satanica's Repo Video Blog - First Entry

[Frankalized]

yeah i agree that the satanica name is pretty retarded unless thats your real name like thats whats on your birth certificate in which case you're parents are retarded.

but yeah its cool you're such a fan, i've never seen the movie, but seriously let the adverts speak for themselves

[shelbyzee88]

Lol! Seriously?? Satanica? Ha, wow.

[nekftw]

great, another childish brat who never grew out of her teenager rebellion and calls herself *satanica* while being just like 5 billion other teenage girls who think they are soo Dark and goth, and totally not mainstream

[JeoKitty]

Wow, really? You must be incredibly smart to be able to peg me so accurately. In fact, do you KNOW me? Like, on a personal level? Because that is PRECISELY what I am, you genius, you.

[MisterMcCallister]

Oh Sweet Jesus.

Those glasses.

That voice.

It hurts so bad. My boy bone.

[JeoKitty]

You fucking tease.  ;p

[MisterMcCallister]

Ladyparts tingling?

[JeoKitty]

Yes, thank you.

[nightcrawlersglitch]

Holy fuck, Satanica, I never realized how hot you are.

That is all.

Btw,this is Mimababs from the boards. You probably have no clue who I am. I lurk. *lurks in corner*

[Krondore]

Hey its Satanica! Its nice to put a face to the name on the boards.

(repo board) -Krondore

[repoopera1]

at 0:36!!!! something is jumpin' through your window!

[TehDash]

its just a cat, =3

[Mariejamiesri]

And Genx is right.

RBR!

(and now I run to save my tongue...)

[literate16]

Woo! Much love to Satanica for vlogging when no one else was brave enough.

[InspirationalOne]

Cool Film, your cool

[karmacodelc]

I Love the Satanica :P

[MalevolenceMalice]

The unsynchronisation is kind of sexy - it works.

-IxG

[JeoKitty]

After reviewing this while sober, I might be willing to accept that I CAN be cute.... at times.

[XxKatwomanxX]

Satanica is my new hero.

She epically wins.

And so the maxi-spamming begins...

(Meaning simply, im gunna spam this bitchin video until I fall asleep or die. xD)

These comments are severly lacking RBR no?

*RBR's*

(GenK x)

[JeoKitty]

Go team go!

I'm about to go spam the link in the chat rooms again. MUST SPAM MORE.

[Gellarfan666]

Satanica=Epic Win. I Snoopy Dance for you AND Repo!

[InspirationalOne]

Hot Blog Babe, Love your blog.

[AngelxSwift]

You should add one of the Repo videos as an annotation link thingy for the lazy people.

[MonkeyBibby]

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[JeoKitty]

OMFG I love you guys!! KEEP IT GOING!!

All day today!! <3

[MonkeyBibby]

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[simiantelligent]

"I've clearly been drinking before doing this. And that's okay, too." Lurve it. And lurve you! ^_^ You make my sad go bye-bye. AND I LURVE REPO! !!!

[Mariejamiesri]

*does both*

[Mariejamiesri]

...unless I've been abandoned by Raven, too.

Then I'd be all alone.

[JeoKitty]

I would never abandon you.

[Mariejamiesri]

Satan abandoned us to spam her all by ourselves, Raven.

[JeoKitty]

LIES

[Mariejamiesri]

I think we owe it to satan to jump up and down and grow our hair longer than our asses.

Or at least post on this video a bajillion times.

[JeoKitty]

Do both, plz. <3

[Mariejamiesri]

meow.

that is all.

[Mariejamiesri]

libraries are sexy.

Just be careful who the librarian is.

Or Kris will kill us.

[Ravendb]

omg xD

[Mariejamiesri]

...TZ spam.

Fynn swears she's not a robot.

Mashed potatoes and wombats

Repo nerds are batshit nutters

and proud.

I wrote a pretty poem!

[Mariejamiesri]

Spam in a can is good like Satan in a video.

[Ravendb]

Satanica is a sexy librarian

[JeoKitty]

LMAO I've always wanted to work at a library.

Mmmm, books.

[Mariejamiesri]

*cue DLBerrance's devils theme music*

...you guys do have theme music, right?

[Ravendb]

of course, it's Zydrate Anatomy ;D

[Mariejamiesri]

Raven: A shiny spray can! And the shiny spray can goes somewhere above your belly.

[Mariejamiesri]

it's the canandian love of repo sensation that is shocking you-tubers like an electric eel plugged intot heir kitchen outlets.

[Ravendb]

maybe if i sacrifice my cat Repo will do better

[Mariejamiesri]

Mommy, when I grow up, I can has a Bob of my very own?

ZW says Bob comes in a shiny spray can...

[Ravendb]

a shiny spray can?!?!

[JeoKitty]

A shiny spray can!

[Mariejamiesri]

OMG, I just realized... YOU HAS NO CUCUMBER IN THIS VIDEO.

WTF.

[FrangibleCherie]

Sacrilege!

[Aproclivity]

Repo is made of win and everyone should go and see it. Also, the entire fanbase is completely made of awesome.

[FrangibleCherie]

Tits or GTfO

<3 fynn

[Mariejamiesri]

Mmm, Satan, your hair smells like Terrance.

What you been doing with the time share woman?

[Ravendb]

omg i tried doing my Darren impression but youtube wouldn't let me. Youtube doesn't approve of Darren Bousman

[JeoKitty]

LMAO It's probably true.

[FairyGodmoose]

Ha, I accidentally pressed "audio preview" too.

[NoblexScarlet]

Im posting these as I watch...

XD YOU SAY CUNTEST!!

MOTHAFUCKIN CUNTEST XD

*has a gigglefit*

OMIGAWD I LOVE YOU

[JeoKitty]

I KNOW! I totally caught that myself and I NEVER pronounce it that way.  Freudian slip, I guess. xD

[NoblexScarlet]

Freudian Slip...that sounds like a really dirty kinky sex attack.

:O

I CHOOSE YOU! SATANMON! ATTACK USING FREUDIAN SLIP!

[NoblexScarlet]

XDD OH YEAH!

"Aboat"

[FairyGodmoose]

Not nearly as funny as "aboot". When I went to Vancouver, I giggled every time I overheard someone saying "aboot", and they glared at me like "Stupid ignorant American..." XD

[NoblexScarlet]

No life status achieved.  XDD

-Batman

[JeoKitty]

And now I can die happy. xD

[FairyGodmoose]

Eggs, cheese, and spam!

[IJest]

POOP

[JeoKitty]

ESSENTIALLY

[GlitchyMuffin]

What? No cameo from the Ogre belt?

[JeoKitty]

Next time, I promise!!

[MonkeyBibby]

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[JeoKitty]

This is ALL thanks to YOU GUYS!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! KEEP ON SPAMMING and VIEWING!!

[Ravendb]

100!

well thank you sir!

[Ravendb]

1 more...

[Ravendb]

D: i pressed the audio button again.

[Ravendb]

i'm totally going to win the sexual favor prize

[Ravendb]

5 more comments til 100 xD

[nuttymadam3575]

this looks really good, and giles is in it too which is cool. (tony head)

thanks!

xx

[Mariejamiesri]

We can invite Terrance and Clarence and Clint to the dinner party.

And maybe Darren and darren and ASH.

Which means we have to plan for KrisB, too...

[Ravendb]

can Hank come?

[JeoKitty]

Terrance AND Clarence AND Clint?

This is gonna be a sexy party.

[Mariejamiesri]

mmm... damnit, now I'm craving mashed potatoes. And cucumbers. And Pizza. And craisins. And maybe some Gravy.

Wanna have a dinner party?

[Ravendb]

yes

[Mariejamiesri]

the Repo man is for gore, the repo man is for gore...

And then he SINGS about it, omg.

[Mariejamiesri]

What the heck is a repo Tourette?

[catcomeback]

This WINS.

[Mariejamiesri]

K, you took my bulletin posting virginity.

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF!!!1

[JeoKitty]

*adds another notch to the bulletin headboard*

ROWR

[Mariejamiesri]

I'mma go pimp your phonesex voice on myspace real quick, I'll be back to spam in a sec.

[JeoKitty]

Awesome!! <3333

[MonkeyBibby]

Look at all the comments we have!

[Mariejamiesri]

we're up to 83, how nifty. #100 gets hugs and possible sexual favors later.

[JeoKitty]

I love that I only posted this two hours ago!!

[Mariejamiesri]

Humanly possible pshaw. You're Satan, extend yourself a bit.

[JeoKitty]

I'll use my magic. xD

[krisbotha]

satanica!! this is so awesome...

[JeoKitty]

Thank you, my lovely! Do me a favour and BLOG and BULLETIN this on myspace so lots of people see it! I want this to be the most viewed and most discussed vid on youtube so that EVERYONE will know about repo!!

[Mariejamiesri]

...I want your babies.

How's that for a comment?

[JeoKitty]

You can have them all. <3

[Mariejamiesri]

OH, PHILLY WILL RULE.

Y'all best take cameras, and manymanymany pictures, m'kay?

[JeoKitty]

As many as humanly possible with only ONE camera.

[Ravendb]

when satanica was out seeing ogre terrance crawled to me and showed me his well

[Ravendb]

yus ;D

[Mariejamiesri]

.... I have to think about this. You know... I have been generous until now.... I can be cruel.

---if you decide to be cruel, can we put Terrance in Bowie's Labyrinth tights?

[JeoKitty]

.... Yes.  <3

[MonkeyBibby]

He'll JUST RIP THE STILL BEATING HEART FROM YOUR CHEST!

[JeoKitty]

SEXY

SO VERY SEXY

[krisbotha]

repo spammah!! you go satan!

[JeoKitty]

I loves you, baybeh!!

[krisbotha]

ASH from BTVS!! hottness walking of course!

[Mariejamiesri]

<3 Satan,

and furthermore

REPO ROAD TOUR!!! FTW!!!

[JeoKitty]

CAN'T WAIT FOR PHILLY!!

[krisbotha]

repo fan radio show ftw!! woo love you satan!

[Ravendb]

Don't fuck with us LGF we are rambunctious.

[JeoKitty]

LOL So says Terrance. xD

[Ravendb]

^_^ <3

[Mariejamiesri]

REPO SPAM COMMENTS LOVE YOU

[MoMoTinsley]

*me runs up next to Satanica*

Do you know where the crapper is? I have to drop off some timber.

*sticks out chest*

[JeoKitty]

.... poop?

[MonkeyBibby]

Mark it up

[JeoKitty]

Satanica steals all of the hearts!

[MonkeyBibby]

You ain't got the guts Satanica

[Mariejamiesri]

G'damn, woman...

You rule

Repo rules

the repo boards rule

and the chat rules...

there is a lot of general awesomesauce going around.

[JeoKitty]

Yay for awesome! You're FULL of awesome!! <3

[Delilah4eva816]

Hey Satan its Heidi (ignore the display name...long story) I loved it go REPO! <3

[JeoKitty]

Hay babe!! EVERYONE should see REPO!!

[Mariejamiesri]

Oh, Satan, ILU

GETCHOUR TONGUE OFF MUH WOMAN, BITCH.

[JeoKitty]

LOL He's MINE!

But I'm bringing my tape measure!!

[Mariejamiesri]

Thank you hun... I keep loving you more.

...You are gonna let me set up a time share sheet, right?

[JeoKitty]

.... I have to think about this. You know... I have been generous until now.... I can be cruel.

[Ravendb]

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[MonkeyBibby]

Success!

[MonkeyBibby]

I prefer Rosie as Amber over Nutty as Amber

[pianogrrrl13]

I want to be a Devil!!

[JeoKitty]

Devil Groupie auditions happening now!

[MonkeyBibby]

What's our comment goal?

[JeoKitty]

ONE MILLION!!

[MonkeyBibby]

Okay, I will keep up with spamming!

[MoMoTinsley]

Everybody, everybody Spamify!

If ya don't, Nutty as Amber Sweet will come and eat your eyes...and your nose...and your face...

[Ravendb]

we started this spammin shit and that's the mothafuckin thanks we get

[MonkeyBibby]

50 COMMENTS!!!

Keep 'em coming!

[MoMoTinsley]

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Where the Devils at?

Where the Devils at?

Where the, where the, Where the devils at?!?

[Ravendb]

they be comin to demolish a town near you!

[Ravendb]

satanica your canadian accent is showing ;D

[JeoKitty]

FAK OFF ABOOT THE ACCENT!

[MoMoTinsley]

Ooh, I dropped a bit of change. Maybe it's over by that manhole by Satanica

*me walks on top of manhole and pushes down blankie*

O_O

THAT'S EFFING HOT!!!!!!!

[Ravendb]

SUPPORT DLBERRANCE'S DEVILS!

[JeoKitty]

WE LOVE DLBERRANCE'S DEVILS!!

[Ravendb]

boards?

[JeoKitty]

FORUMS

[Ravendb]

JOIN THEM BITCHES!

[Ravendb]

i accidently clicked audio preview and got scared

[JeoKitty]

OMG I SHOULD DO THAT!

[JeoKitty]

AHAHAHAHA that's too funny!!

[Ravendb]

it's like a demon!

[Ravendb]

fuck youtube won't let me post my comment!

[JeoKitty]

Let's KILL THEM!

[Edibled]

whatever you WANT!

[JeoKitty]

WHATEVER

YOU

WANT~!!

[MonkeyBibby]

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

[MonkeyBibby]

A little glass vial?

[JeoKitty]

A little glass vial?

[Indiratempest]

TESTIFY!!!!

[MonkeyBibby]

Make Your Genetic Your Bitch

[MoMoTinsley]

Satanica and Repo are awesome because they won't delete any comments I make about Paul Rudd as Amber Sweet being uber better then Edward Cullenz and Jacob WhateverhislastnameisIdon'tkno­wit

[Ravendb]

I second that

[JeoKitty]

PAUL RUDD IS SO HOT!

[Ravendb]

Yus but i don't know if i want to see him get it on with Gravy D:

[AngelxSwift]

When I have time I am going to have to make a video reply to this. D:

[Ravendb]

DO EET!

[JeoKitty]

YAY!! I want to see your response!!

EVERYONE should make a video response for this!!

[WitchShanara]

Yay Satanica!!!! I love listening to you. I can't wait until next week's radio show.

[JeoKitty]

Awh, I'm glad you like! I will DEFINITELY be on the show next week!!

[MoMoTinsley]

Satanica >>>>>>>>> Nuttymadam

by far

[JeoKitty]

I loves you, baybeh.

[Ravendb]

satan is as cool as a cucumber, just look at the difference between Repo vloggers and Twilight vloggers

[JeoKitty]

Much cooler than Twilight vloggers. ;D

[SarahBrightmanFan14]

Awesome video!

I love your description of Sarah Brightman :D

REPO! RULES!!!!!

[JeoKitty]

It's TRUE, which makes it awesome!  xD

[MoMoTinsley]

Oh my god, this is just so true. The message boards are such a great community. Satan, you have a great voice too :D

[JeoKitty]

Thank you, darlin! I love you all too!!

[Edibled]

How come her voice isn't synching up?

[JeoKitty]

*STAB STAB STAB*

JERK!!

(lol I kid, I kid)

[MonkeyBibby]

POTATO!!!!