Owen Wilson Talks Pie

[eazyinthesand2429]

Can i at least stick my finger in another pie ?

[eazyinthesand2429]

Can i just stick my finger in another pie ?

[streetartistify]

sick

[WeLiveForFootball]

MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! I WANT SOME CHOCOLATE CAKE!!! NOW!!!!

[johndeerehunter58]

you cant lick the pie you cant finger the pie lol

[stuartkingSA]

I just hope we're talking pie and not pussy.

[italianstllion93]

This isn't funny. Anyone who feels this way about his wife shouldn't even be with her anymore. I stopped watching porn 10 years ago when I married my beautiful wife because there was no need for it.

[bloodandguts5]

@italianstllion93 Its comedy,dont take it soo seriously

[spareld]

@bloodandguts5 exactly!!

[Bumptiously]

@italianstllion93 Your comment restores a small glimmer of faith in me. I always HOPE that there are men (or women) who savor the real & lasting things in life; But to find that there is really a man like you? it just makes my day. Scene is not funny. Kids are sharp - of course they totally know what he's talking about. It's more tragic...these kids are absorbing "wisdom" from a confused father figure who wants to try different pies, but can't remember why he started a family or Fell in Love.

[NaveNinja]

@italianstllion93 Cry some more about completely inconsequential comedy, it's really worth your time.

[cnotenesmith]

LMAO! I DID NOT EXPECT THAT KID TO SAY THAT AT THE END! #LOL

[selty]

@cnotenesmith Why do you need the hash tag

[cnotenesmith]

@selty A couple of months ago youtube had a special "LOL" sign when you put the hash tag in front of it. It doesn't work anymore since they last updated their site.

[gymclasshero88]

this 2 minute video is alot more funny then the movie hall pass..and its not that funny

[livvy701]

owen wilson i luv ya voice

[Jonty097]

lol. "cause CHOCOLATE cake is so different from blueberry pie"



[HighNortherner]

Glad you puritans aren't in charge of the US Constitution--good comedy would cease to exist.

[KRAUCH74]

MYSELF, MY WIFE AND A LOT OF MY FRIENDS WERE HUGE OWEN WILSON FANS AND WENT TO WATCH HALL PASS IT THE MOVIES RECENTLY, AFTER SEEING HIM IN A GAY SCENE INVOLVING FULL FRONTAL MALE NUDITY. WE WALKED OUT OF THE THEATRE IN DISGUST (14 OF US) WILL BE THE LAST OWEN WILSON FLICK WE WATCH. SAD CAUSE HE USED TO BE MY FAV ACTOR!!!

[southerndandy89]

when your having your stale old piece of blueberry pie lmao

[littlechap1975]

As a parent of a 3-yr-old, I found this funny up to the point where it became overly explicit.

[kastro6789]

lol i did not expect the end

[the123kaylad]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha. kid at the end was funny...

[whotaughtyou]

REJECTION LETTER MASTURBATION QUIT SILK33

[lostfromanxiety]

up at night scowering the internet for pictures of other desserts..lol

[rawfflecakes]

so im sure those kids r gna grow up to be respectable citizens of society.

[MusicSoul39]

allowing kids to say a word like that is NOT funny

[spareld]

that was funny as hell

[thechicagokid1]

Hey Owen ! Tell Jen I want the money she owes me ! Type spidermansass in the youtube search box ! GregoryA.Marzec ~ TheChicagoKid ~ Spiderman ~ ! I worked with ya on Starsky And Hutch !

[Ojdaweedmane]

Hahaha

[theghandigirl]

Lol "you Can't finger the pie!"

[freshPrincess626]

holy sh...

[xxxjtan23xxx]

pie is a lot like p*ssy!! hahaha

[tswagg504]

so nobody even mentions pancakes?

[NPC919]

@TheOriginalatys I refuse to let this get thumbs up! I FUCKING REFUSE IT! MUST NOT LET THIS RUIN BRILLIANT FINAL LINE! MUSN'T!

[heatherbuzz1]

thumbs up for how loads of the kids are blond and resemble owen a little bit....

[Rorynoise]

pineapple upside down cake.

[dzenny55]

I'm a girl and I like this !!! hahaha

[scubadrew9292]

52 people watched this with their wife

[tarantulaguy1993]

@scubadrew9292 hahaha, that video was so true, oh whats that honey?... oh no no, id never try any other desert... no honey really... look im thumbing it down i swear

[chickletpudding]

i wonder if they actually in really life understood that XD

[6BURG9]

i only eat blueberry waffles ;)

[n00bt00bpr0ducti0ns]

David Ellefson = Owen Wilson

[nickillerocks]

hes saying pie is alot like pussy hahah

[bearanales]

yeah hes saying pie is alot like pussy

[iCharltonApp]

Blueberry won't like the upside down thing, it's too messy! LOL

[klsybbr]

No licking, no fingering. LOL!!!

[DilemmaSTS]

yeah, he's sayin pie is a lot like pussy..

[cgaga12345678910]

ahh the end! XD

[davewwe3]

Will knows my situation! and this is why I'm not getting married.

[UrbanGamingNet]

I get it hes saying pie is alot like pussy

[halfmanhalfmetal]

You survived suicide to do THIS?

[5054141799]

@MrAcdcefg

I hope you realize 0:00 doesn't work.

[TrippleLethal]

No, 44 people are virgins/lonely.

[joshblode]

What about blue waffle?!?!

[chisp1210]

Probably the funniest funny or die besides 'Between two ferns'

[DeadlikeaPixel]

LOL cupcake? are you trying to get me arrested!

[lillarry3]

owen wilson is the man

[sillygoosefrompluto]

i didn't understand any of that until i read the comments. lol how clueless am i??

[MobileMickey]

he never talked about wearing a napkin so you dont get pie or frosting all over...

[lillarry3]

@MobileMickey owen goes raw dog son lol

[darkitp]

wow he can teach sex ed for children that way .. very clever

[starbucksishawt]

as a woman, this makes me not want to get married ... lol

[thesparitan]

@starbucksishawt and may the fates bless you for that lol.

[webeee01]

Why's he dressed like a douche lol?

[CeasarDelRio]

Itz all boutz dah dick ya'll. GETBaC fo Lyfe!!!

[abcbamz17]

i wish i was watching a wes anderson movie right now

[donutcaboose]

pie is a lot like pussy... american pie!

[rosiedearest2010]

skip ahead to 215

[rosiedearest2010]

skip ahead to 213

[toophatpoyo]

Yeah. Way to ripoff a segment from 2 and a half men.

[jaylaine74]

nice channel and videos, check me out too.. :)

[bellerophon18]

Awesome

[rwcasals]

XD i laughed so hard at the end of the video

[traumaticintegrity]

can i atleast stick my finger in another pie? LOL :P

[canadaluv29]

he just scard those kids 4 life LOL =)

[RockyBalboa211]

...OH!! Owen Wilson your hilarious.. both clean comedy and dirty dirty comedy!! :D

..I like to finger pies..

[SergioSource]

the only fail on this channel is JB

[CDTbossy]

40 men have never had pie...

[khgdn]

BEST THING EVER!!!!!

[ballroomboy]

Can I lick the bowl? LICK THE, guys, there are no loops holes. There's no licking, no fingering the pie. There's none of that. It's just blueberry pie...=(

[Dethmeister]

now i'm hungry

[BYOSProductions]

LMFAO 

[ericosg]

LOL!

[ChadMurrey]

Hahah that lil girl is smarter than the boys.

[MurdocLC]

@ChadMurrey What girl?

[MurdocLC]

@ChadMurrey What girl?

[oosanjay]

seriously, how is this funnier than the actual movie?

i really like all of the cast, and their performance is not bad; it's such a lame script and dialogue, a real let down for such a hot premise

[tdstudent1]

4 LETTERS - LMAO

[ismailperez]

Chocolate cake boy,well we know hes gonna be gay right

[juzin94]

FUNNY XD XD XD

[mannycalavera7]

i'm just wondering why Owen Wilson is doing at these kids' party

[jostay]

No licking No fingering hahahah

[ThatPunkBrent]

hahahaha brilliant loved the end

[geekgirl45]

funny until the last two lines. :/

[KonfusedMind]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha :)))))) so damn funny the analogy :)

[JustSomeNoob1]

It was so predictable. When he said you cant lick them, you cant finger them you can just look at them.Oh and look on the internet at the pictures of other deserts. And cubcakes their laws against that a litlle innocent cubcake lulz

[MOEUE09]

Funy

[juicyj612]

lmaoooo LOVE IT!....... so true. :*(

[fedorgspsilvamma]

he was talking about gay sex actually cuz owen is a homo

[TheRoadLessRiden]

@fedorgspsilvamma ? *unnecessary comment*

[hollowghost229]

did that kid just said pussy?

[gammatnt]

@hollowghost229 i think it might been added in later. The kid's parent would go crazy if they made the kid said that.

[hollowghost229]

@gammatnt iknow!!

[helenight]

I did NOT see that coming XD

[MoralDecay]

this is amazing

[jfrader]

FoD hasnt been funny for a while. thank you Owen

[cutieLollypop78]

lol

[death3051g]

LOL CUPCAKE ew wtf

[AidansVlog]

ha... funny

[CptAwesomeTT]

34 people didnt get permission from their blueberry pie to try other deserts.

[McScreenName]

Bleh.

[jessybubblz]

Wait.. is he comparing cupcakes to little kids?

[sikoo31]

the whole thing was funny and the ending was hilarious!

[bq552]

a fresh, innocent little cupcake

[kylerlng]

xD Can I lick the bowl?

[DrColeMan88]

CUPCAKE? Are you trying to get me arrested?

[Thefrankypicoto]

hmm....did they just teach a bunch of 8-10 year olds what I think they did? O.o

[Guitarrocks23]

best payoff ever

[JustCauseVids]

I prefer Blue Waffle tbh.

[yongari2003]

I mean what "chocolate pie" means, kkkkkkkk

[Flounderboy15]

Wait....why is Owen Wilson the only adult at that party?....

[CoolingTurtle]

Ok, so whoever made the kid say pussy, needs to be locked up with Evan Emory. Only fair

[thunderscratch66]

didn't some guy go to jail recently for making a video kinda similar to this one?

[MrPlatypuss]

I've never had blueberry pie, is it any good?

[ImHannahAndAnBanana]

Did anyone see the pink dicks on the table at 0:07 X) Lmao.

[animATEer]

cool, their videos are finally being cut down to the correct length, good job FOD.

[nhurtbeans]

A cupcake? Are you trying to get me arrested?

[skyvardi]

@nhurtbeans why Americans are such dumb faks? little cup cakes, means children. I can't believe a kid was made to say pussy and sex talk with children. very very sick. USA is definately going down.

[ImHannahAndAnBanana]

@skyvardi What the hell are you even freaking out? They just making an fucking joke, take a god damn chill pill, dude.

[redmeansstandby]

@skyvardi Yeah, because American comedy is sooooo vulgar compared to other countries' *sarcasm*.. and Im pretty sure he meant teenagers not children. No I didnt mean its ok for adults to fuck teenagers. By the way.. youtube was created by Americans.. You know, by some "dumb faks".

[nhurtbeans]

@skyvardi I'm not sure why you chose to reply to my comment. Yes, I understood the joke that I quoted, but thank you for your consideration.

[NombradoM]

Hahaha Sooo funny, fucking great stuff! Glad this channel's getting it's shit together.

[sbort]

i watched this entire video having no clue it was about commitment being boring.

score.

[ebenavente54]

Hahaha great skit!

[HDeezNuts]

@skyvardi lol

[RaidZeroh]

@skyvardi lol

[skyvardi]

@RaidZeroh laugh about it cause USA runs the world's child sex trade. you all have no idea how many children are victims all over the world.

[nightseifer]

this totaly talked me into seeing Hall Pass

[Forenzikproductions]

owen wilson is fucking gangster

[Forenzikproductions]

owen wilson is fucking gangster

[desitueishion]

lol

[CharBroiled04]

Great video, thought it was dying at the end there but the punchline from that kid totally saved it. Nicely done FoD.

[YourADrag]

when you're Owen Wilson you can have all the pie you want

[Isiena]

you made those kids say pussy. SHAME ON YOU.

[sgthunter09]

hahaha good one

[hefalumpkin]

If there is frosting on the muffin, eat up....

[fightlies]

liked it until the end.

[eatysoony]

@fightlies I agree with YOU !

[Puppetopia]

nice use of innuendo, penis for a nose.

[gabbacadabra07]

all good until the end.

[mo2danny]

LOL at 1:54

[tarantulady]

Ahahhahahahhahah

[BassWhiz92]

LMAO that kid at the end ahaha XD

[dogfoodfilms]

i dunno...got this bad feeling he was being rude throughout

[FloMonKish]

What about a cupcake? What you want me to get arrested? LOL

[littlefergieangel]

Lol

[hd92122]

-OK, does anyone understand what he's talking about?

- Yeah, he's saying pie is a lot like pussy

-ohhhh

LMFAO!!

[eusousuperior]

@hd92122 Thanks for spoiling the video moron.

[hd92122]

@eusousuperior Next time watch the video before reading the comments.

[misterjustincool]

haha best one yet

[matboy891]

pie=pussy....amazing lol haha

[jonasforever124]

Pie apparently is alot like pussy... since when?!

[eatysoony]

Teaching kids to say filthy things is NEVER funny. What's wrong with you people?

[tarantulady]

@eatysoony If any of those kids turns out fucked up, I highly doubt it's from the use of the word 'pussy'. Prioritize and preach elsewhere.

[eatysoony]

@tarantulady Typical.

[MusicSoul39]

@tarantulady its called introduction to an ideology of sexism for children that are too young to be talking about sex at this age, it is disgusting.