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  • every kevin smith film is good

  • So this movie raised a question i mean this seriously christians Can you not have sex in heaven

  • Severus is still severus... but this movie?? he hast style baby! ahaha

  • I love Alan's voice!

  • one of the best movies ever!!! so what if it is cheesy but thats what makes it great and the humor is fantastic!!

  • One of the best movies ever made !!!

  • What's the name of the track played at 0:44

  • WHAT GEAR ARE YOU IN!? GEEEEEAR!!?!?!?!?!?!

  • For true Kevin Smith fans, I'm holding up a sign that says "DOGMA IS DOGSHIT."

  • "sex is a joke in heaven?" I lol'd at that part. Especially since it's quite sexless in heaven. :')

  • Linda Fiorentino FOREVER !!!

  • I find it hard to believe that most people refer to any Alan Rickman character as Snape. He is such a brilliant actor. He deserves more credit.

  • de que va?

  • una de mis películas favoritas

  • there is one giant loop hole in the plot... obviously you can prove god wrong if shes a woman

  • 31 people didnt cover there ears...

  • Snape gets around, doesn't he?

    Nah, kidding, I love this and many of his other movies!

  • Y IS SNAPE IN THIS MOVIE?!?!?!?

  • @soccerchic365 Because he wasn't Snape, he was something less lame.

  • OMFG!!!! Alan Rickman with that dark hair.... ORGASM!!!!

  • "all they have to do is get to burbank, new jersey"

    i lold for some reason

  • Dogma Is Dog

  • I'd forgotten how good this movie is. very funny and yea selma's smoking hot and I'm a born again Christian you have to realize it's just a movie.

  • if salma hayek had a cooter between her tits id be in heaven

  • fucking awesome, take that you fucks

  • song @ 0:30 is by The Propellerheads.

  • This is the kind of trailer that tells you the whole movie before you see it.

  • @nonh1 Apologies for the random downgrade... (I honestly didn't mean it)

    PS - With nostalgic trailers like these, how can you go wrong?! View Askew FTW!

  • HOLY SHIT! IT'S HANS GRUBER!

  • God the devil and bob is kind of like this

  • JAY AND BOB!!!!!!

  • hahaha sex is a joke lol, but there didnt apear to be a loki in there anywhere, urbandictionary said that he was a character on this movie... :\

  • @DreamsofCentaurs loki is played by matt damon...weren't u paying attention when u watched the movie =P

  • Chris Rock, Matt Damon and Severo Snape. Yeah, it's a great movie.

  • Windgardenleziosa

  • oh em gee it's SNAPE fuck!

  • lmfao, i love this movie.

  • what a horrible trailer.

  • Great movie, but I think trailer shows to much of good stuff. Let the viewers enjoy and be surprised.

  • I remember loving this film when I was about 7.

    I have no idea why I was watching this when I was 7 but I'm going to have to watch it again to find out what my small self found so intensely amusing.

    Maybe it was just Snape with wings.

  • nice red bank's my hometown.

  • This is a cracking movie. It's up there with Life of Brian as a religious comedy. Probably received just as many accusations of blasphemy too!

    The cast were all excellent, even Chris Rock, who i ordinarily can't stand.

    I'm a fan of Kevin Smith, but can't help but feel he's gone off the rails since making this movie.

  • LOL I WANT TO SEE THIS!

  • GEORGE EFFIN CARLIN!

  • I'm Catholic and thought this was one of the coolest and greatest movies I've ever seen. Calm down people who think it's anti-religion. It's just a movie

  • I love Alan!!!!!

  • I fucking love this movie.

  • Odličan film s odličnim glumcima govori kroz humor o ozbiljnim stvarima

  • Silent BOB president LOL

  • this film is awsome

  • Maaan, I friggin looove that movie!

  • They forgot George Carlin!

  • i fuckin love this movie...

  • why should this film be offensive, like they say god must have a sense of humor

  • I've seen clips from this movie & it looks fucking hilarious . The only Kevin smith movie i've never seen :/

  • @MisterBankz SEE IT!!!

  • this movie is hard to watch n understand. honestly

  • Fuck Snape ! That is motherfucking Hans Gruber

  • Looks like a odd movie! But kinda funny

  • Alan Rickman's awesome here :D

  • aunque el dueño sea Lionsgate, todo mundo sabe que la hizo la Disney, asi que para que la vendio si igual el mundo le echara sus gritos a Disney

    como si no fueramos a notarlo

  • The trailer doesn't do the movie justice ! (I don't know if this sentence makes sense...) Anyway, what I mean is that the film is great and hilarious but the trailer makes it seem crappy.

  • MATT DAMONNNN.

  • I love Alan Rickman in this movie!!

  • @TheAlchemyGod

    agree, he is the funniest angel I ever saw in movies :) 

  • Snape xDDDD

  • I always warn people to cover their ears right about now whenever Alanis Morissette opens her yap...

  • Alan Rickman is so damn hot!

  • baaaang...ing.

  • epic movie of all proportions!!!!! i loved it!

  • I effing love this movie!

  • Alan Rickman is great in this))

  • Lovee this movie <33 CLASS

  • I like this movie :)

  • Fantastic movie turning religion on its head and giving it a well deserved kick up the arse.

  • @bobgrantsbus wtf? gtfo with your ignorance. this movie isnt even like that.

  • Astound me with your insight into Kevin Smith's wonderfully absurd take on religious beliefs and preconceptions. Or were you watching a Reese Witherspoon rom com? Douchebag!

  • Salma Hayek...one day you'll be mine

  • best film ever! best alan rickman ever!

  • george carlin as bishop thats just hilarious. i totaly love this movie :D

  • alan :D

  • jay and silent bob , RULE

  • SNAPE! :D

  • Nope. Hans Gruber!

  • OMG!! i saw this movie when i was little...but never saw that snape was in it! hahaha right now i was like AA OMG OMG OMG SNAPE!

  • @PsychoSammich Snape is the voice of God xD AWESOME MOVIE!

  • @PsychoSammich his name is Allan Rickman and hes done far better than the harry potter movies.

  • @TheCaptainLulz I always thought he was known for Die Hard.

  • @PsychoSammich Hans Gruber*

  • 1:48 is that George Carlin?? 0_o

  • yeah...it is and he is absolutely hilarious in this movie

  • I just now noticed the Mooby's shirt... OwO'

  • I won't say this is the BEST movie I've seen, but one thin is sure: It is the craziest, funniest and the most lunatic movie EVER made! :D

  • WOW I love this movie. Kevin Smith is a legend.

  • i'm a fuckin demon...

  • reminds me of a girl named Bettie...

  • hes got a great sense of humor alan rickman is awesome best actor ever

  • I love how kevin smith protested his own movie opening night.

  • worth watching those who say otherwise have there head to far in their personal life to share this movie with

  • I really love Alan Rickmans sarcasm all along....xD

  • ROCKING AAAAWSOME!

  • "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air."

  • (-_-)

  • jay and silent bob are beast

  • The first Kevin Smith movie I ever saw, and I've been a fan ever since. The best epic Roger Corman never made.

    I'm a very religious guy....and I thought this was a very funny movie. There's nothing blasphemous about this movie.

    It treats God and Christ with respect and the humor's about us and our own flaws.

  • Well, if we choose to thumb the Bible, there's sure to be found something that would condemn the producers and everyone involved to Hell :D

  • @83phatman lol christfag

  • @83phatman that's the first positive thing I've heard about this movie to come from a religious guy. I commend you for having an open mind.

  • @83phatman Hell yeah man.. Your comment is 1 year old but I completely agree.. First Kevin Smith movie... Didn't take anything else to get me right into it.

  • @83phatman

    my order was...

    jay and silent bob strike back

    mall rats

    dogma

    clerks

    clerks 2

  • Isn't this a witch movie? Wrong movie...

  • The first Kevin Smith film I ever saw, and in my opinion the greatest. I adore Jay and Silent Bob in this, of course, but Bartleby and Loki have a special place in my heart. Thinking about it , this film could have been the start of my love affair with angels.

  • just watched it last night. Great acting, Really Really great dialogues. A little drag though in the end but still, superb in more the one ways. And a special mention about Matt. i beleive this is one of his finest works. Just watch the boardroom scene again. super.

  • this movie is so fuckin EPIC!!!!

  • lol, isn't that professor Snape?

  • yep

  • @3x0rcyst3m  ya it is, this is why I love it :)

  • Man, this is one of the best movies ever. I loved Jason Lee's part in this one, he can be a real badass if he wants to.

  • A few weeks ago I mentally moved from being a practicing Baptist to being a Liberal Catholic. So this film is absolutely the bee's knees for me. Interesting choice in turning Serandipidy into a stripper. That is what I call abstract brilliance.

  • that looks like one crazy movie!

  • wow, Cris Rock and Alan Rickman very nice

  • wow.. jay and silent bob :D

  • oooohhh...black haired Alan

  • Alan Rickman looking very nice in this XD

    I love this film everytime I watch it!

    <3

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  • I love it and Clerks. So what Kevin Smith is a director.. Does it mean he can't be an actor?... I love Jay ^^

  • that's not unusual some directors do it all the time

  • Yeh wtf its not like any good directors have ever done that .... Alfred Hitchcock

  • whats the song at the beggining

  • chris rock i hilarious!!

  • kevin smith is the most underrated director out there

    dogma

    clerks

    chasing amy

    mall rats

    they are all great movies

  • @mfg847 I'll give you 3 of the 4 Chasing Amy got kinda dumb towards then end.

  • when i first saw this it was on t.v and it was wen chris rock fell outta the sky

  • Dogma is kevin smiths best film, close 2nd or tie with clerks.

  • Dogma is the best.

  • i really need to see this movie, it's the only view askewniverse film i ain't seen.

  • you don't know what you're missing, this is kevin's best ever film ;-)

  • Better than "Beat Street," & "Electric Bogaloo." Matt Daimon

  • Matt Damon!!Mad Daemon!!! Matt Damon!!!

    Mad Daemon!!!

  • Clerks 1, Dogma, Mallrats, and Chasing amy are my favorite Kevin Smith Films. I loved Clerks 2 and Jay and Silent Bob stirke back tho.

  • clerks 2 is the best movie of kevin smith.

  • haha no, it's either clerks or dogma.

  • I just realized! @ 1:31 - Chris Rock is wearing a "Mooby's" t-shirt...which is the setting for Clerks 2 (another Kevin Smith film) lol. haven't seen Dogma yet.

  • what is the song at the end of the trailer?

  • Lords of Acid - Young Boys

  • 10x.. ive been trying to find a download for the song all morning. Can you suggest a good easy site or torrent?

  • haha i just noticed lol that jay is lester the molester from Zack and Miri make a Porno hahaha

  • oooo alan aaaaaaaaa

    he's so fucking sexyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • wow tis looks gud i think imma watch it

  • people on youtube misspell words 24/7 get over it. lol picky person geeze. :p

  • george carlin as a priest or smth. thats rich

  • i watched this when i was 9 so i can't remember half of it.

    is it posted somewhere here in youtube?

  • zack and miri is amazing so hilarious!

  • accualy its Clerks

  • Zack And Miri Make A Porno :)

  • dont forget the crappy movie bottoms up!

  • it's one of my favorite movie!..i can't find any think like this lately!if some one know a good movie just tell me cuz i've spend 2 night's looking for one original movie and i could find it!

  • nething by kevin smith

  • so christ was black?

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • lol @ George Carlin being the Pope

  • pretty sure mall rats was 1st, not 100% tho...

  • Clerks

    Mallrats

    Chasing Amy

    Dogma

    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

    Clerks 2

    but kev smith has two other films that aren't part of the series. Also there is an animated series.

  • their first film is clerks!