Gnooze 10-29-07 Iran Nuclear Space Station Monsters Survey

[buzzillaz]

Imagine being in a room with this clip being played on repeat indefinitly at high volume on a big, indestructable screen. You'd be like, arrrrgh, kill me now, and they'd be like harr, no you have to watch this horrible crap forever, and you'd be like, arrrgh nooo how quick can I smash my brains in. Maybe something for the next SAW movie?

[roponjiman]

This is about as funny as cat piss. How the hell can anyone call this garbage comedy. You have to either be retarded or american to think this is funny.

[ObjectiveRealist]

This was a general conversation about US law until you lost, then tried to make it personal.

By "real crimes committed in the name of religion," or under the guise of law [archaic: "color of law"], I mean any action fitting the description of the statutes I already posted -- twice. That includes any and all actions interfering with my pursuit of happiness. Name-calling and gender innuendo don't bother me. They only reveal your ignorance and lack of character.

[runnerrk]

ob...

the classic lib sticks n stones rejoinder...love it...

the fact remains...religious freedom is not contingent on whether or not it violates your narrow and absurd notions regarding pursuit of happiness...

the "nor prohibit the free exercise thereof" portion of the 1st amendment isn't asterisked with exceptions for whiney libs with a propensity for typing tongue in cheek interpretation of the bill of rights...

[ObjectiveRealist]

That's right.

[the "nor prohibit the free exercise thereof" portion of the 1st amendment isn't asterisked with exceptions for whiney libs with a propensity for typing tongue in cheek interpretation of the bill of rights...]

I never tried to tell you that whiney libs have more, or less right to free speech, than everybody else. I've been saying that their rights are identical to yours, all along.

[runnerrk]

ob...

religion related portion of the establishment clause of the 1st amendment...:Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, nor prohibit the free exercise thereof...

couple that with majority rule...and voila...minority dissent has no course for redress regarding what curriculums local school boards choose...

judicial activist rulings regarding the mythological church state separation are unconstitutional...

[ObjectiveRealist]

Are you a judge?

"judicial activist rulings regarding the mythological church state separation are unconstitutional..."

I'm not.

"couple that with majority rule...and voila...minority dissent has no course for redress regarding what curricula local school boards choose..."

Which opinion do you feel is in the minority on public sponsorship of religion? It looks to me like your attempts to spend taxpayer money on religious teachings is pretty recent, and the voters are not all decided yet.

[VeritasTruthEmet]

Ah we have a real wannabe jurist here from "ObjectiveRealist" schooling us on contemporary "Personation" while totally misrepresenting the concept of assuming the "ColOUR of Law." Idiot.

[ObjectiveRealist]

I'm not talking about feeling "slighted or insulted," I'm talking about real crimes, committed in the name of religion, loser.

[runnerrk]

ob...

it amuses me to consider what you would call 'real crimes committed in the name of religion'...

so tell me...do you curtsy when introduced to strangers?....:)....*snicker*

[ObjectiveRealist]

Correction: Feeling slighted, insulted or left out is not *always* a result of conspiracy by two or more persons. But when a conspiracy of two or more persons to deprive another of the rights guaranteed by the Constitution, that is constitutional grounds for redress. Ignorance of the law is not a defense. Remember that, "sonny."

[runnerrk]

ob...

have it your way...if you (pretend to?) interpret within the constitution a right to not be slighted or insulted, that's your fantasy...and your wimpiness...

as judiciaries return to a more restrained interpretation of their powers...engaging in increasingly less judicial activism(usurpation)...you liberal wimps are going to be more and more frustrated and disappointed...

without penalty of any kind...lol...oh please...*snicker*

[ObjectiveRealist]

My right to pursue my happiness is not subject to you or your religion.

"so what are you, ob?...a queer?...an atheist?...a ron paul supporter?

you're obviously part of some perverse/disenfranchised minority...

the constitution makes no provision for redress for those who are offended by majority rulings..."

I have the right to be any & all of those, without penalty of any kind.

[ObjectiveRealist]

TITLE 18, U.S.C., SECTION 241 [continued]

... and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, they shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.

[ObjectiveRealist]

TITLE 18, U.S.C., SECTION 241 If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same;... They shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both;

[ObjectiveRealist]

"Summary:

Section 242 of Title 18 makes it a crime for a person acting under color of any law to willfully deprive a person of a right or privilege protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States."

You can find both at the DOJ website, directory crt,crim,242fin.htm and 241fin.htm.

This is a secular nation, which includes many Christian citizens, whose rights are equal to, not greater than, those of other citizens. It is NOT a "Christian nation."

[runnerrk]

ob...

lol......so you're an atheist juvenile with an attitude...figured it was somesuch...

notwithstanding, you're flogging a dead horse...feeling slighted, insulted or left out is not a result of conspiracy by two or more persons...nor is it constitutional grounds for redesss...grow up, sonny...

[ObjectiveRealist]

Nice try.

"Amendment 10

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

And, the Founders put limits on which rights may be granted to the states; human right remain reserved to the individual, end of discussion. For example:

Article 4, Section 2 of the Constitution. Also, Title 18 USC Section 241 & 242 supersede any legislation passed within any of the several states.

[runnerrk]

ob...

you're spinning like a top...

'people', not 'individual person'...you're making my case for me...

so what are you, ob?...a queer?...an atheist?...a ron paul supporter?

you're obviously part of some perverse/disenfranchised minority...

the constitution makes no provision for redress for those who are offended by majority rulings...

[ObjectiveRealist]

No, runnerrk, the Constitution grants individuals broad, expansive rights. The powers granted to the government are "basic and few." The remainder are reserved to the individual.

[runnerrk]

Objective...

'''''The remainder are reserved to the individual. '''

too funny...

the remainder are reserved to the states...

your twisting in the wind, obby ol' boy...nothing in the constitution provides you with the tools to stifle majority rule...screaming foul just won't cut it...everyone in a nation of 300 million cannot be satisfied...

I hear other governments kill or imprison their malcontents...so smile and be happy...:)

[latinoman32]

stfu you warmonger, learn from the lessons of Iraq. You are not funny or entertaining loser

[myturf32]

she gave me a woody!

[ifxman]

The content is - what it is and I subscribe because of it and your sweetface...

...but your finger rockets just blew me away!

(you are so awesome...lmfao)

You are just talking to me in my mind, I know, I heard ya! *5* XOXO

ps...never apologize! 8)

[daveyork0]

With funny girls like MC around, why are we stuck with unfunny 9/11-truthers like Rosie O'Donnell to watch on "The View"

Guess it's who you know.

[ticnatz]

WOW, a cutie doing stupid, intelligent, news humor. Perfect! Keep it up, girl!

[todnyc]

what slu

[johnnymoondog]

ESP = Extra Special Presenter !!

[ZachsMind]

Oh forgot to mention. I love your Condi impersonations, Marta. Getting better all the time.

[daddioux]

So Condi's Boots are gonna walk!

[MBRHIndustries]

did you telepathically tell me you want a sandwich? cause I want a sandwich now.

[gnooze]

Club?  Or tuna on wheat toast with a pickle spear?

...

Yes. You are right. A little of both.

[iniksbane]

Yay... This is officially my favorite comedy show on YouTube. :)

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. I'm sincerely flattered. There's a lot of good comedy out there.

[D4Shawn]

We (the U.S.) are/is the ONE and ONLY country to have actually dropped nuclear bombs on people. So... we have absolutely no right, to tell another country that they can't even develop the technology. We earned every right to basically sit in the corner and shut up. It amazes me the sort of hypocrisy that Americans display regarding this issue. We are the only ones who have blown people up with nuclear weapons... and yet... well... you get the point.

[D4Shawn]

Ok, that's my rant. I'll finish watching your video now. :)

[gnooze]

Thank you for the rant and for watching and commenting! :)

[D4Shawn]

I like your videos! You are quite funny and good at what you do. Watch out for my rants though; they can strike at any time!

[runnerrk]

perhaps the most absurd comment I've read on utube to date...

America is the world, dummy....she alone can be trusted with nukes...and she has never used them without grave cause, namely to save American lives...

the difference between America and her many adversaries around the globe is she will return, once her enemies have been erradicated, to her mantle of benevolence...

get a clue, sonny...

[D4Shawn]

Are you trying to start a religion or something?

[runnerrk]

ummm yeah...a religion...

how's the First Church of Ann Coulterism sound?

sorry, D4...no dummies allowed...try the baptists...:)

[HyenaKiller]

You sound like a megalomaniac. America's so called 'dominance,' will diminish eventually. everything has its season.

[runnerrk]

Hyena...

megalomaniac?...hardly...I see myself as far less wonderful than I really am...:)

I wasn't speaking of America in terms of perpetuity...as a great republic, her end is certain, perhaps imminent...as secular humanist influence steadily increases...

no God, no greatness...it's that simple...

[HyenaKiller]

Secular humanist influence? Please elaborate, now you sound fanatical.

[runnerrk]

Hyena...

fanatical?...oh, this is gonna be fun...but alas...I'm overdue at the golf course...I'll post some elaboration soon, though, I promise...

[runnerrk]

Hyena...

the backbone of any civilized society is the family unit...the family unit remains strong only for as long as moral standards remain high...high morals come only from adherence to Godly principles, the ten commandments, upon which our system of laws is based...secular humanism is the antithesis of these principles...

all of America's problems are a result of her slide into secular humanism...

[HyenaKiller]

I agree and disagree. I agree that family is important and that adhering to laws, laws of creation, laws of nature, makes people strong, in a good way.

I think the secular humanism you describe is akin to a dark nihilism, which people think there is nothing so they just do whatever they want thinking there is no consequence. I dont agree with that sort of thinking either.

America's problem are not just about the humanism, but also due to the fact that this country reckless enforces its will -

[runnerrk]

Hyena...

pretty astute...until the last sentence...how does America recklessly enforce it's will?

from my perspective, it seems we bend over backward to avoid such...

[HyenaKiller]

I posted another comment after that one but it seems to have not posted.

It enforces its will against other countries, acting like the police force of the world, self appointed.

Just look at all of the military bases we have posted around the globe. I dont see any bases from other countries here! So what does that tell you? We post these bases and stick our nose in other countries affairs, for our own positionalities. It may seem like we "avoid" enforcing our will, but just look at Iraq!

[runnerrk]

Hyena...

it's a matter of perspective, I guess...

I see America as highly restrained, too restrained, in dealing with her enemies and friends of her enemies...

our bases abroad largely keep despots from invading...and the peoples and govts of these countries know it...we are much more than just welcome there...they view our presense as a godsend, both militarily and economically...

most iraqis thank allah every day for our presense...

[ObjectiveRealist]

runnerrk, "the backbone of any civilized society" is the right of family and individual units to be free of state interference in their daily operations. The US government has no legal right to enforce nor even encourage your religion.

[runnerrk]

Objective...

''''The US government has no legal right to enforce nor even encourage your religion. ''''

agreed...nor has the US govt any right interfering with the will of the majority regarding same...the minority has no constitutional redress when it is 'offended'...

offense does not equal oppression...

[ObjectiveRealist]

runnerrk:

1.

"agreed...nor has the US govt any right interfering with the will of the majority regarding same...the minority has no constitutional redress when it is 'offended'..."

Wrong! The exact purpose of the Constitution is to put absolute bounds on majority rule, which by law may never violate any individual's rights.

2. "offense does not equal oppression..."

Can you name a real example of oppression that is not a legal offense?

[runnerrk]

Objective...

you mistake privileges for rights...your rights under the constitution are basic and few...and do not encompass the privilege of stifling the will of a majority...

'''''Can you name a real example of oppression that is not a legal offense? '''''

I just cited offense that is not oppression (violation of constitutional rights)...

the only oppression in America is against moral conservative(ism)...via judicial activism (usurpation), principally...

[D4Shawn]

Frankly, Iran should develop nuclear weapons. That might be the only thing that would prevent a country like the U.S. from invading them (seeing as how Iraq got invaded despite being in compliance with U.N. resolutions concerning the development of WMDs). At any rate, I feel it's necessary to point something out:

[TheGiantRobot]

Haha, saw the esp coming. Nice.

[gnooze]

Wow, you have extra sensitive ESP. Or you're just attuned to obvious joke making. :)

[TheGiantRobot]

Haha, thanks Marta, for making me laugh twice today. Yeah, I have ESP ESP.

[gavnila]

i want to squeeze your squishy cheeks :) ha ha they are the cutest in the world although my niece(she's 3y.o (adorable baby)) she holds the record of cutest cheeks but you hold the second place.

[saturateu]

these make me feel like a kid again

[budsett]

Great as always. You are so funny and .................did you get that? I

ESPed it as hard as I could.

[ZachsMind]

...

[gnooze]

Loud and clear. ;)

[AlterEgoTrip]

So far so good- I'm having keyboard techincal problems... so my ever so little touch typing skills are being confounded by crazy sudden findings of my curser in the middle of an entirely different page.. hope you have better luck without tech support, but I assume you will be fine!!!!

[Larryk12308]

No monsters in the closet

But the way passing headlights made the bushes

in the front yard look . . . . . . CREEPY!

[ravensky23]

What did I do for news before I found YOU! I love your videos, Marta. Another brilliant one!

Wait a minute, you mean everyone doesn't believe in Sasquatch?

[gnooze]

Thank you for saying so! That's so nice!

[lifter1204]

HA! HA! HA! The show is getting better and better and Marta, you are so cool and funny! Wonderful!

[gnooze]

Wow!  What a nice comment! Thank you! That made my day...

[Dog480]

Marta, I think it's time we gave Iran a clear message that we're angry with them. I suggest we send Dick Cheney & his shotgun over there.....

[ZachsMind]

Speak for yourself, Dog480. I ain't mad at nobody in Iran. We need to put Cheney on a short leash and make sure he's had his shots.

[rabblt]

you're so cool Marta. You can't be a good monster though, lol

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! But am I not a scary enough monster or what?

[rabblt]

Hehe, That's what I meant. You're more kind of cute to be scary ;)

Oh and I'm really impressed by you Marta, You've answered all your comments here, amazing!

Have a great day!

[rayomeara]

Ah, the Chaney scowl, legend :)

[johnnymoondog]

Very amusing as always !LOL !

And You should do the whole of the next gnooze via ESP !!

(Then you wouldnt need tech support !!)

[gnooze]

Oooh... good idea! Much easier!

[livelifealwaystoo]

Great Bush imatation.

[gnooze]

Thanks!

[livelifealwaystoo]

Marta-you are wearing a t-shirt. This is not suitably professional. You speak for all professional women. A dark suit is professional. Pearls. Low heels and hose.

[livelifealwaystoo]

Oh. Hi, Condaleeza.

[ravensky23]

I hope this is sarcasm! Because she can wear whatever she wants! ;-)

[livelifealwaystoo]

yes. sarcasm.

[AlterEgoTrip]

In Sweden she would fit right in, they always look really funky and trendy, but also like Marta rather low key about it.. but no suits very often.. unless someone dies... in America news casters are all suits and such.. :P

[gnooze]

And what good does it do us? The American television news audience has been steadily declining since the 70s as has the public's confidence in the establishment.

I had a news director once force me to wear a full suit for a live shot ON THE BEACH. I looked ridiculous.

[AlterEgoTrip]

I get the point! You've just inspired me for a cultural project.. :D

[iniksbane]

Wow... and to think I was kind of jealous of broadcasters :) (I was a print major in college, although it never sounds as impressive when I say that out loud)

[ZachsMind]

Marta-you are wearing clothing. This is not unsuitably acceptable. Your audience demands more skin. Pearls. Low heels and hose.

[livelifealwaystoo]

lol

[gnooze]

Unpaid hosting = t-shirt :)

[ZachsMind]

Well it IS the Rainbow Brite T-Shirt. Shame you can't wear that every day. =)

[XSTwilight]

OMG! Bush has the guns!? *pschoow pschoow*

It sucks that the U.S. Government thinks that they have authority over another country's plans. In all honesty, they seem desperate, as if they're actively trying to prevent Iran from progressing, some might say they're trying to provoke conflict?

Yh like you said, like kids :/

Oh, that thing you said telepathically, was like SO ENLIGHTENING! you're life changing Marta ;)

Great show once again :D

good luck with your non-tech supported shows :P

x

[gnooze]

Thanks for the support for the unsupported shows. And re: my enlightening mind message... you can quote me on that.

[nocafeine]

this show rocks... thanks marta

[gnooze]

:) Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the nice comment!

[ZachsMind]

Marta, when you're talking to me telepathically, it helps if you cock your head to one side, like Matt Parkman on NBC's Heroes. And then the camera has to jostle around a bit for no reason with mysterious music playing. Your message will come in a lot clearer that way. Then you'll hear me yell at ya to GET OUTTA MAH HEAD!

[ravensky23]

LOL, I think that might work!

I love Heroes ;-)

[ZachsMind]

Tim Kring should give Marta a part on Heroes. She could have the mutant power of incapacitating her foes with uncontrollable bursts of laughter. Or lasers could shoot out of her fingers. *pyew* *pyew*

[gnooze]

That would be so cool. That would be cooler than Abraham Lincoln.

[Machination1]

Ummm, okay Marta, but don't camels spit a lot?

[gnooze]

Well, yeah, but what about the tapestries?

[mike8494]

*****

[mike8494]

Awesome job marta you are the best and yes you would look great in Camoflage! (-: Mike

[ZachsMind]

Marta would look great in camoflage, as Mike8494 said. Marta would also look great in a camisole, whatever that is. Marta would look great in a rusted suit of armor. She might even look great in a vat filled with slime. I can't imagine anything Marta wouldn't look great in. Can you?

[gnooze]

A camisole is like a fancy tank top, usually comprised in some part of lace. Typically worn under a sweater.

[gnooze]

Hey thanks Mike!

[danomil2]

Best gnooze on the rio dulce, Marta. No worry about tech support, you got rio support.

x isle

[gnooze]

Yay Rio Support! Are you guys getting any tropical storm weather down that way? Stay safe!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

I wonder if you will report on the upcoming war against Iran? That would be nearly sexy,seeing you in desert camoflage!

[gnooze]

Ah yes, but I would not be sexy dead. I used to want to do war reporting, but then I realized how #$&#(% dangerous that is!!!!

[qiranger]

Loved it! You'll do fine Marta.

[gnooze]

One down, three to go.

[owenbigpinekey]

This was by far the best video yet. Awesome job marta.

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. Thank you!!

[goobersayshey]

Hooray! I thought I was going to have spend the entire day under my desk as I didn't get my daily Marta Fix. Great Job! It was ESPecially good today. In regards to the ESP deal Marta -- Yes, we connected and Yeah I know what you mean...I get that alot, but honestly, It's just a birthmark. Is it MY fault that Austrialia looks like a bent over sheep with a back tumor? Bogus. Thanks for the extra efforts. 2 days till Halloween (batgirl cowl, batgirl cowl, batgirl cowl). Have a super Day!

[gnooze]

That is SO not your fault.  :)

[Tripp233]

no help with TECH? :O

[Blargaldalien]

It would be a scream if the Notech eppys were flawless...

[gnooze]

Fingers crossed.

[neabear77]

I so did the gun thing at the EXACT SAME TIME that you did, I LOVE your G.W. Bush gun slinger :) 5/5 Marta!

[gnooze]

That's real ESP!

[HarleyDrider]

No tech support...no problem...you can do it.

Trauma

[DStyle86]

Madness....?!

THIS!

IS!

MARTAAAAA!!!

(*sigh* I wish I could edit GIFs...)

[HarleyDrider]

Hey Marta. When you were having your ESP moment(2:24 to 2:30) we were thinking about the same thing, and yes I do feel the same way about you. LOL. Have a great day.

Trauma

[gnooze]

:D I'm glad you heard me.

[RonPaulClips]

Another great Video! Keep up the great work :-)

Does the bush admin answer to ANYONE?

Lawsuits against Bush are moving forward!

watch?v=F7AC_UnmI6I

[gnooze]

Thanks for watching and commenting!!!

[CRNFAllyKat]

You look great as always! Love the monsters! And don't talk about my mama that way! (hehe)

[gnooze]

:) Thanks! And I didn't mean it!

[heavennevaeh]

cool

5 stars

[gnooze]

Thank you!!!

[jonesr999]

Fortunately, poll results reflect the opinions of people who think their opinions count for anything, so they're all skewed toward the stupid.

[gnooze]

Are you saying that no one's opinion counts?

[jonesr999]

Not exactly. It's just that poll results reflect the mentality of those types of people who like to participate in opinion polls. They do not reflect the mindset of the entire population. Many people, including most of the smart ones, won't waste their time with a poll of that sort. Hence, opinion polls tend to be skewed toward the dopes who think their opinions are meaningful to others, when they're really not.

[gnooze]

Ah. I see. But I take part in surveys because I'm a pleaser and I like to be helpful; it's no grandiose thinking on my part.

What does that say about the data I contribute?

[jonesr999]

It says the data you contribute was provided by someone who likes to participate in opinion polls. I suppose there are two categories, pleasers and dopes. I don't like those polls because they're not done for fun. There's always an agenda. Someone is trying to sell something, and they want me to help them. They're going to use the results to manipulate people.

[trevb38]

Yo, Mar-taaahh!! First timer, yo! Awe-some!!

[trevb38]

Well, I thought I was first... :D

P.S.

Keep up that ESP -- you're quite good at that!

[gnooze]

Thank you. I've been practicing for a long time. You know, when you think, "If anyone can hear my thoughts, lift your right arm to let me know." Still hasn't worked... but I keep trying.

[popsuckits]

It worked...5 stars..

[gnooze]

Yay! Thank you!