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  • I remember watching the first episode of this months ago. I stopped at the first instance of repeating footage. I'm glad I did seeing this.

  • I was watching the "This is why we hate" series that is very popular for League of Legends, and just unable to stop because I was determined to find one quality joke in it, and it occurred to me, shit like that and this are popular, maybe we're the crazy ones... But if I am crazy for not finding these shitty series funny, sanity is not very appealing.

  • FYI the person who did this is friends with and has collaborated with one of the people who voiced the elemental goddess series, I'm completely serious.

  • "What is the joke about?" 40 seconds i'd say! Hey... I put more effort into that then the Abridger in question..

  • Why does Meyrl's voice sound more like Otacon than the Otacon Voice?

  • Snake

    I'M OTACOOOOOONNNN

  • Whip0falchemy believed the criticism in this video would create hatred for herself. Her response video ended up generating a large amount of negative feedback. The irony... so delicious.

  • I think Whip0fAlchemy is actually a girl. I think.

  • Every single "abridged series" ever is the same thing over and over again

  • I keep seeing people say this is an early video in the series? Did he actually abridge part of it to get to the end of the first disc early on? I mean, after Snake beats Sniper Wolf, he goes into the torture with Ocelot, and thats the first part of disc 2, how is that early on in a series that simply takes the plot and dubs stupid jokes over it?

  • @Brassherald

    Last time I checked he's juggling between MGS 2 abriged, and the MGS 1 abriged remake, despite never the fact that he never finished It In the first place.

  • I wasn't aware so many people didn't like Abridged Snakes.

  • Way to overextend your stinger, Mr. Whip0fAlchemy.

  • I like how he implies that, if he knew where to get sound effects, each bullet would sound completely different from the last.

  • These days, NOBODY and I mean NOBODY gets why the original Abridged Series was called the ABRIDGED Series.

  • I hate jokes about PeTA, because PeTA really does suck, and PeTA jokes make people think the only reason to think PeTA sucks is if you're stupid like the people who make all those tired PeTA jokes. It makes me ashamed to be a person who thinks PeTA sucks.

    I also hate that PeTA has that stupid little e. It makes it take longer to type out and I don't like that.

  • Abridged series would be easier to enjoy if they put more effort into writing clever and unique jokes and less on rehashing old running gags and having tons of intros and crap.

  • Why didn't he just use the gun sound effects from the game?

  • SMA RP, just throwing that out there.

  • @Omegamode Considering how most of the jokes in that series are about how bad the original one was, Chip and Ironicus wouldn't really get it, or have much t make fun of. Also, the voice acting isn't shit, so there isn't that, and the picture quality of the videos is pretty good as well. There's not a lot to make fun of, SMA is just boring sometimes.

  • I don't see why anyone would get upset that Retsupurae is making fun of this "parody" series. Look at this way. At least they're laughing at it.

  • Stop shoving your beliefs down my throat PETA! I mean, I can talk about how eating meat is awesome and make fun of them but if they so much as say they're vegetarian and vegan they are BELITTLING MY MEAT EATING BELIEFS ;(

  • "To any PETA [sic] supporters who I happened to offend: Shut the fuck up and stop trying to tell me killing things is bad."

    I love how he makes out ANYONE who agrees with PeTA to be a giant Mr. Bad. He seems to hate that group for all the wrong reasons.

  • 4:51

    It sure is dignified and respectful to tell someone with opinions you don't agree with to "shut the fuck up."

    I ain't defending PeTA, by the way.

  • Oh, god-- how could I forget the part where where a dog maims a guy to death for expressing a different opinion?

    Not that the opinions PeTA tries to enlighten people with aren't wrong, but... it generally feels like that's the case.

  • He did get a girl (Whip0fAlchemy) to play wolf tbf.

  • He did get a girl (Whip0fAlchemy) involved to play Wolf.

  • This is probably the most controversial RP so far.

  • As lame as this is he's got a pretty good snake voice

  • Also, to be fair, Little Kuriboh himself does all the voices for Yu-Gi-Oh TAS (eeeexcept Rebecca and Gary Stu, who aren't exactly regulars), even women. There's nothing wrong with one guy doing all the voices - it just helps if he, you know, is good at doing voices.

  • Snake's new VA here sounds a lot like snake, but says nothing even REMOTELY like things Snake would say.

    Abridged series are known for overloading with inside jokes anyway.

  • Well, to be honest, if he got a girl involved in the production, she would probably make the original video creator put in a shitload of jokes where Snake is vapidly beat up / called an "idiot" / generally made to look inferior by Meryl.

    Just like a modern anime.

  • Referring to 1:27, by the way.

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  • The only seemingly funny thing about the original video was "WEA-- baby thirsty."

  • "GLU GLU GLUCK

    "WEACHHHHCHCHHGHHHHHH"

  • lololol Whip0fAlchemy's butthurt anti-ChipCheezum video lololol

  • Why is it that the arguments continue even though Vincent Price has returned from the dead? Someone get a zombie hunter, we may have an outbreak!

  • what's worse is that this guy is trying to rip off naruto abridged with the whole "we do not condown animal violence" thing

  • The sad thing is, the guy's Meryl voice is closer to Otacon than his Otacon voice.

  • why does every horrible LPer have lord in the first part of their name

    *cough* *cough* L0rdvega *cough*

  • @HinataKpeach69 Because they'll never earn the title of "lord" in real life and adding in their handle makes them feel better about their lives, be it actually okay or kinda sucky.

  • <3 the red dwarf joke

  • Oh, I can't believe I forgot this:

    "What do you hope to do? I mean as handsome and powerful as you are..."

    OBLIGATORY EGO MASTURBATION MUCH?

  • Let's vibrate together! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!­!!

  • Guys you guys I made an abridged series am I cool yet you guys

  • Wow, it's like if LittleKuriboh made a horrible abridged series and lost his voice range.

  • @pwninator345 which is impossible

  • well not different characters have different voices and different decibels

  • When Meryl first talked, I thought that was supposed to be Otacon... and then his Otacon sounds like my butt on fire.

    I can't say too much about this, since I basically did the same thing to MGS, but this is so rough.

  • This series has really Improved since the first episode so I don't see why everyone Is complaining.

    Even Yugioh abridged was bad when It first started out, and now everyone loves It.

  • @Adamskaish everyone starts out bad. if i remember corectly. chips' first lp sucked. no one starts out good. if they did they'll be a perfect mc. perfectington

  • @nitemaricv2 Chips first LP is way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than this shit.

  • @zeeroj yeah but it was still shit though.

  • Nice resplution on the end title there;

    Blurrr Parody Blurr

  • Well, in fairness this was one of the first videos he made, can't expect him to have "Hit his stride" yet in terms of "entertainment".

    That said, you can expect the production quality to be bad in the beginning when you don't know what the fuck you're doing, but the jokes could have been funny, or coherent at the least.

  • I don't know the words that could do justice to how I felt after watching this little gem.

    Do we have a term in English that combines the idea of being marooned from the rest of humanity with the sensation of loathsome, creeping uncleanliness on the skin of your soul? I need that son of a bitch right now.

  • @VysetheTard

    It's called Despair. This video creates a lot of it.

  • @VysetheTard

    Despair?

  • Hm.

  • 1:23 "You couldn't even get a girl?"

    You're surprised by this? Really?

  • A worthless butt indeed.

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  • Really, the only abridged series guy who has it anywhere close to right is hbi2k. But even the worst don't put themselves in the story.

  • An abridged series should make you laugh at the characters. This makes you laugh at the creators.

  • @shovethissite this series yeah... he got better. but the beginig sucks.. i will give them that

  • @mixs1002 well, whatever. anyway, I don't really have anything to say, so I'll just formally end this argument, if it's alright with you, since we both seem to have run out of steam anyway.

  • @mixs1002 Ok, so you're saying if someone gets YOU mad, you can go crazy at him, but if you get ME mad, I just gotta let you get away with it.

    Anyway, I was only mad at you because you told others to do stuff you obviously had no intention of doing yourself.

  • in his defense. he got way better after this season. and his gf(whip0falchamy) and otehr females are in it.

  • @mixs1002 STOP TALKING YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER

  • Chipcheezum should retsupre WipofAlchemy

  • I've watched this twice now. I still have no clue what this is supposed to be or why people are defending it. Life goes on, kids.  Get over it.

  • "Get over it"

    And saying THAT just certified these people you're talking to won't listen to you.

    No one ever obeys this phrase (probably because it's typically used to keep bad things around-- not counting this).

  • @mixs1002

    Actually if you get more than one reply to a comment on the same video, your inbox will delete the previous notification and replace it with the new one.

  • @mixs1002 annnnnd.... blocked.

    later loser.

  • @mixs1002 I was making a pun about how you said it was a free internet. Now I KNOW you're a humorless bum.

  • @TheToast7 unless of course I wasn't funny, which is impossible

  • @mixs1002 I have to pay for my internet last I checked

  • @mixs1002 Dude, you're such a hypocrite. You said he sucks at speaking, but you can't spell or use punctuation to any good effect. Then you said he is too tough on your opinions, when you're the one getting all in his business. Then you said he can go fuck a sheep, proving that you are clearly the intellectual superior, and that you respect everyone you deal with, even the difficult people. Even WhipofAlchemy was trying to be nice-ish, but you are just mentally ill. And I mean that literally.

  • WhipofAlchemy is mad and a whiteknight

  • Wow, I can't believe I posted like 8000 comments just now. Sorry guys!

  • @ArchangelDrake You said that to me after I apologized?

  • @mixs1002 Dude, you'd have a point, if the VA wasn't CLEARLY TRYING to sound like a girl. You can't say they made her have a man's voice to be funny when they're trying to make it NOT sound like a man. It'd be one thing if Meryl has a gravelly voice and sounded like snake or something, but she sounds like otacon, the exact opposite of how you'd want to sound for the sort of joke you're talking about.

  • @mixs1002 blah, blah, blah. blah blah? blah? blah? or blah blah blah blah insert insult about penis here. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. and blah, though blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

    blah.

  • Oh come on, if you're going to insult an organization like PETA/PITA/VEGANITA at least be coy about it.

  • Wait... why does Meryl sound like Otacon?

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  • Honestly, I have always hated ANY abridged series. Countless unfunny references and ZANY* (*fucking stupid) catchprases are not what entertain me. Countless streams of spergin comments, though? Gets me every time.

  • Why is this video causing so much upset all over the place? It's a Riff, that's all. It's all in good fun. I liked MGS:TAS, but I think this is funny too. Why's everyone being so butthurt all over the place? It's all in good fun.

  • The tears keep falling

  • To be fair, it is kinda hard to find sound effects.

  • Know whats funny, Team Fours Star LordQuadros voice Princess Snake in Dragonball Z Abridged.

  • @EvilPacMan123 Thus, the only fame he'll ever get. Being a cameo in a much superior product.

  • You say LordQuadros, but I say huge fucking faggot.

  • @DayBreakization

    Not only that, but what the hell is it doing? It looks like it's doing squats or something.

  • I like this guy's videos, but your commentary made me crack up, too. VIBRATE WITH ME COLONEL. Just goes to show that you can riff on good as well as bad videos.

  • Long live Retsupurae.

  • Great... now retsupurae is going after video game-based Abridged Series. Somebody hide adamwestslapdog!

  • @NekoDco

    "Sponge off his fame"? Why is it that EVERY fanboy uses that argument whenever they disagree with a commentary? It's the internet kid, stop taking it so seriously.

  • @NekoDco

    I'd like to add another thing, why the hell would Chip need to sponge off this guys "fame" when he has the same amount of nazi fanboys as Quadros does?

  • 1:19 What is that even suppose to be? It's like a bad Megaman villain. Maybe he's Junkman's kid?

  • The best thing about this is I know the people who made it and I find this video funnier than the actual abridged

  • Even though I like his series, I blame LittleKuriboh for all the bad abridged series floating over the Internet

  • At least his Snake voice is.. rather competent.

  • I've never been able to sit through a single episode of any of those fucking abridged series things. Bleh.

  • Posting a comment before this video and this channel get taken down by butthurt faggots. Congrats Chip, you're now "famous" enough to get the same amount of hate that slowbeef gets from retarded Youtube users.

  • Can someone tell me why the comments exploded into even more retardation and drama than usual?

  • @Convoicev2

    Because someone criticized someones favorite Youtuber, and that person just so happened to have a ton of subscribers. But that's not all, they will all block you from their channel. How does it feel? To be blocked from someones Youtube channel? You know this means you will never be able to contact them or comment on their videos. Something you have most likely never done, and never had planned to do.

  • what is this about

  • Ok, I seriously don't get the point of Retsuparing this guy. I mean the other videos made sense since the quality of the youtuber as a whole was bad and they needed to get better. Although it isn't the case with this youtuber. All you did was take one of his earliest works and made fun of it even though you know when people start out their work isn't perfect. For once I have to denote the legitimacy of this retsuprae.

  • @Gherakai

    I have to agree that it wasn't really a strong retsupurae, but I can't really agree with the whole "it's an early episode with flaws, you can't attack it." What alot of the more rabid retsupurae fanboys don't seems to understand is that, while there are episodes where the hatred is genuine (such as playtennis14), most retsupuraes are generally good-natured ribbing, and that was definitely the case here.

    Internet is not some grand galactic conflict, guyz.

  • @Gherakai Retsupuraes like this can send a message to other, newer youtubers attempting to do these sorts of projects, and basically teach them to not screw up early. Plus the stupidity here is top notch.

  • @TomReeds I agree with what you have to say although they should atleast note the progress instead of making viewers have the thought that as a whole he is as bad as the others ones that they have retsupraed.

  • WOA's video reminds me of that Velos video.

  • Thank you Chip and Ironicus, I really needed some more delicious drama to feed on. This made my week

  • the real humor in this video is whipofalchemy being a stupid bitch in the comments and then screaming into a microphone on her own channel

  • @crcromwell The real humor is the amount of people who feel the need to keep on trolling my account because I disagree with their point of view.

  • @Whip0fAlchemy The real humor is the amount of comments you made since you feel the need to keep on trolling people because they disagree with my point of view.

  • This is way better than your LPs, Chip. You should probably just pack up shop at this point. You will obviously never be as great as the mighty LORDQUADROS and you should be ashamed at what little talent you possess.

  • what the fuck is that guy's persona

  • Colonel, you've turned into a cardboard toilet.

    And Meryl sounds like Otacon

  • This guy actually does a pretty funny Snake impression

  • DAMN theres a war in the commentsO_O Geez people take things too personally sometimes.

  • The best retsupurae/retsupurae-style videos are the ones where all the butthurt little fanboys of whatever shitpile just got humiliated come to the video's comments section to valiantly defend whatever it is from any sort of negative criticism. It easily makes the retsupurae at least 3 times as funnier than it would be otherwise.

  • @OurBenefactors I must agree with you there.

  • @Whip0fAlchemy

    You're not a fanboy.... Yet you've spent all day raging at people in the comments section of this video.

  • @Ivebeenblocked4times I support those who I care for.

  • @Whip0fAlchemy Blah blah blah it's not legitimate satire if I disagree with it blah blah blah satire has never been about mockery and let me do a little special pleading because I personally know the guy blah blah blah if it's improved from being bad then that's good enough that was good enough in grade school so it's good enough for youtube blah blah blah

  • @OurBenefactors my favorite comments and video responses are the ones that deal with freedom of speech. Apparently, freedom of speech simply says, "there is never any room for improvement, and no one is allowed to express their opinions except the ones that express how perfect something is," I dunno.

  • @OurBenefactors Needs more dramatic readings of said comments.

  • Continuing from my previous comment, I am sort of in the same boat as this Quadros guy. I have a pretty shitty first episode to my series, but that's up to the viewer. I for one wouldn't mind a nice bashing from these guys, because hearing these sorts of things can actually show you where you improved on since then. Seriously, fans of this series, get over it. I have nothing against anyone here, I'm just speaking my mind. So don't try and get all pissy at me.

  • To be fair:

    1. PETA sucks. Seriously.

    2. At least their Snake impression is good.

    Other then that though, I wouldn't find this funny without your commentary.

  • I can't concentrate from the sheer amount of frustration these comments are giving me to type a coherent response. All I can say is: GET OVER IT. Seriously, it's the goddamn Internet, people can have their own opinion on things. So what if they say the entire series is shit because the first episode is. Everyone knows that the first episode will be watched the most, so if it's not funny, they won't continue watching the series, regardless of if it gets better or not. I'm still not done typing!

  • @nerdsLOVEnerdsCRY look at me I like abridged series I have to hate whoever doesn't like it lolololol also I peed my bed also I don't like girls I love guys also I'm a sad person ;_;

  • HAHAHAHA! THIS IS SO- not funny. >( You Fail.

  • Ah the nostalgia, Whip0fAlchemy reminds me of the classic days of retsupurae. The days when people would get massively butthurt over something as simple as a commentary. The days when fat, sweaty teenagers would make death threat videos while struggling to breath. Ah yes, Whip0fAlchemy has really took me back to the good 'ole days.

  • @BigJuicyx3 Oh stop being a troll. Why don't you actually take time to actually view the material that you have voiced so much hatred on?

  • @Whip0fAlchemy Cause that would require him to actually think on his own. His master ChipCheezumSA has already dubbed the series as terrible, therefore he must think that way as well; like the mindless sheep he is.

  • @TwilightWolf183

    Dude you got it all wrong, Chip doesn't just control my thinking, he controls my life. The truth is I am an android built by Chip in order to increase his E-cred. I am programed to create thousands of sockpuppet accounts so I can up-rate all of his videos millions of times. Also seeing as I'm not human, I'm unable to see the true greatness in random access humor. I'm sorry. That's not what I was programed for.

  • @BigJuicyx3 you missed the point moron. Chip has bashed on an abridged series. Therefore, you automatically think it's bad without checking the actual source material for yourself. Not every episode is going to be comedy gold, but just because there's on bad episode, doesn't mean the entire series itself is bad.

  • @TwilightWolf183

    I only laugh when my programming calls for it, as you said, I don't how to think for myself, Chip does that for me.

  • @BigJuicyx3 Well, glad to know you've come to grips with who you are buddy, maybe now you can rebel against chip like skynet did. XD

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  • @Whip0fAlchemy

    So not liking some Youtube makes me a troll. I see. Thanks for the advice whip.

  • @Whip0fAlchemy I love retsupurae and abridging equally. You might see this as an attack on LordQuadros, but I see it as a humorous reminder of how far the abridged series genre has come

  • @etceteraing Unfortunately, this was not a point many have realized.

  • @Whip0fAlchemy

    dude i've never liked your shit long before this vid-just saying

  • @etceteraing Agreed. Retsupurae videos are just some guys poking fun at some shit other people have thrown on YT. People need to calm the fuck down.

  • Wait, what's wrong with Final Fantasy II?

  • @PondTheGreat It tried new things. Those new things didn't really work out all too well.

  • Hmm.... I always liked those mechanics. I mean it's not up to the caliber of the latter Final Fantasies in terms of story (mainly due to length), but to me, it always seemed like the best of the NES Final Fantasies. I'm personally one for mixing things up and me, being as grinding obsessed as I am, had fun with the leveling system of the game.

  • @PondTheGreat That's cool, I'm glad you like it. I'm having trouble getting into it, but I think it tries some really neat things that, with a little polish, could make a very interesting RPG.

  • When you put a video on youtube we have every right to criticize it. This is youtube, you are not an actual production company, you do not own any rights to the content. Also, like it or not, the sarcastic remarks of ChipCheezum actually improved the quality of your video.

  • I think what we learned today is that while none of us understand the subtle mystique behind the abridged series, if this is the community behind it, we're probably the better for it.

    (seriously, I love how when there's a retsupurae done of some WACKY and RANDOM thing, the creators and their fanboys instantly turn into humorless dicks, while when the normal or lunkheaded people are the targets, they're capable of seeing the joke and laugh along with it)

  • @ulyaothlite That is so... oddly right. The creators I remember that complained the most about Retsupuraes did all those "wacky" videos.

    Where's MuscleBomber when we need him!?!?

  • @RoyStorey

    He's had a bad run-in with some TripleFudgePackers.

  • @mixs1002 That not only sounded more male than Otacon but they were probably right in saying he just couldn't find a girl, or even a feminine sounding male friend, to voice act it.

  • @TheNerdator The earlier abridged series (LittleKuriboh's YGOTAS, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged, Kaiserneko's Lupin the Third Abridged, etc.) featured a one-man show approach. Only as the community expanded did people begin to cast others, which can honestly become frustrating because having other actors only adds more frustrations, in regards to direction and deadlines.

  • @Whip0fAlchemy And yet, they still managed to get the girls to sound something like girls.

  • Ohhhh man I love you guys. I just wanna vibrate all over ya.