Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are

[itachi155]

Replace Obama with Jacob or Edward, and this news story would be the exact same after the last Twilight film is over.

[TH3N00B675]

hypnotism or brainwash thumbs up if u agree!!!!!!!

if your one of his slaves,heres a message 4 u,....GO F**K YOUR SELF

[Jcolinsol]

I like that the zombified Obama-supporters are predominantly white, middle-class, and male.

[sheepOG]

Obama looks like shit, smells like shit and he eats shit.

All statists do.

[kitfisto9990]

"well, do you see an end to all of this jane?"

"well you know andria, i think that a lot of people just hope these people will die"

"I think you're right"

[Bradlyeon]

Still more reliable news than Fox...

[metznimbo29]

@Bradlyeon LOLDEMOCRAT

[Bradlyeon]

@metznimbo29 lol. I oppose both sides because both are two different sides of the same coin that I ultimately despise. All media outlets are unreliable, whether its Fox or Msnbc. I just find Fox to have the most bullshit of them all. And hey, that caps lock there makes you look very intelligent.

[metznimbo29]

@Bradlyeon I used caps lock because it's easier to read, and you are right. All media is bias, including FOX.

[Chansulus]

we are trolls for freedom RON PAUL 2012 ...!

[bozzeed]

hypnotism 

[Smart0ksa]

Zompies??

[gypsymagicalltheway]

obamazobies!!! quick use the Binladen suicide bomber vest to scare them away!

[timtampa]

The sad thing is, annoying kids named Barack have been popping up all over the ghetto. At my friend's house in the ghetto, I keep hearing "Barack Taylor, stop beating that dog!" right down from the Obama Express Food Market (I'm not kidding, it's really called that!).

[0Heavy0Metal0]

"...I just want my old, annoying, condesending friend back..." lol priceless. I love the onion.

[chrisman737]

Hah.  Funny. So nice to make fun of Obama worshipers.

[zzyzx0788]

Wow just like Ron Paul supporters now! Oh how history repeats itself.

[Madfoot713]

@zzyzx0788 I think it's a little different. Ron Paul gets fervent supporters because he offers an alternative voice in the public debate, while Obama got fervent supporters for not being Bush.

[baller84milw]

Thought this was real for a minute lol.....their journalism is spot on.

[onder1188]

this shit is funny. love sarcasm

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The CDU was ruling in the German of Land of Baden Württemberg since 1953 to 2011.This resulted in a complete infestation of all structures of the state with members of the CDU and caused a complete disrespect for the written law.After violently crushing protests on 09/30/10 the green party jumped from 20 to 35%.The CDU run secret services pushed this down to 24% in 03/27/11 elections.Still the green party won and immediately rose to 30% keeping it till now.Due to considerably reduced mindcontrol

[1337shellc0der]

799 liberal froot loops need to gain a sense of humor

[Mattmc777777]

@YourRoadToHell there is something wrong with you.....

[lostduckjr]

@Mattmc777777 What wrong with him? That he doesnt worshipped the same invisble being in the sky as you(or not).

[sune1112]

Buddha pwn jesus and satan at the same time

[SavingPrivateBrian]

"You know I think a lot of people just hope these people will die" hahahahaha

[Weatherman97]

Who comes up with this stuff?

[GotPurp90]

this had me crying laughing

[RogerNeedsYou]

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[CrazyBB36]

Wow this is very true

[TheYouwontgetit]

well let's hope they die soon...

[jimmyfoo3000]

Wow. The Onion actually covered a real news story.

[GeorgeMcGuinty]

this is how they really are!!!

[chrisman737]

So funny. Obama worshipers are really funny.

[mmmmmarcus]

I love you, Andrea! This just in-- I HAVE A B0NER!

[admiralcrash1]

Thank you, Satan! lol

[TheWhiteOp]

@DJTrell07 pfffff mere mortals compared to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[knucks360]

@DJTrell07 ZEUS BITCHES!!

[nake89]

@DJTrell07 Thor is better.

[chaseray21]

@DJTrell07 what about Buddha? 

[MrMansonlover666]

@DJTrell07 jesus sucks satan rules

[YourRoadToHell]

@DJTrell07 a guy hangng nailed on a cross clearly doesnt rule. And someone who doesnt exist cannot suck.

[10cwf]

Oh shit that's so funny

[marsiozo]

Im from the Netherlands and I find Obama a boring president....

It always looks like he's trying so hard to come over as well spoken and insightfull and honest hearted it's just painful to look at...there is no joy in this man and he's not himself;

at least Bush was like a lame slapstick character, I could laugh about his spupidity....but I find Obama joyless, grey and boring.....

[MrUtopia77]

@marsiozo just because you had fun laughing at someone doesn't mean he's a good leader ;)

[marsiozo]

@MrUtopia77 of course, of course, im not talking about political prowess ;D

[sclock2]

@marsiozo Well it depends are presidents meant to entertain the public or run a government?

[zzyzx0788]

@marsiozo He is insightful and well spoken. He just also happens to be a corporate shill corrupted by the system

[sexydevil555]

2:14 Penn state study finds heavy drinking 100% easier than giving a shit LOLOLOLOL

[fonkymaster]

How true is this....

[dignerds]

hating on obama is pointless,because either your life is run by the government or the banks and the rich,you could make this video with bush or reagan also.GIT-ER-DONE. WELL IT DIDN'T GIT DONE

[DarkPanthera]

Love that Obama's main supporters are young white male zombies

[guestt1992]

Yes we can?

No you dient!

[tyrantxcom]

People are foolish to even register to vote, much less bother with it!

[AcousticDude17]

i want my obama obsessed friend back:(

hahahah i love the onion

[GodOfTheInternets]

Politics is a popularity contest. And Obama and Ron Paul have the largest cult of personality-following.

[DiscoFishTaco]

If you voted for Obama in '08 to prove you weren't racist, vote for someone else in '12 to prove you aren't an idiot.

[freakylocz14]

@DiscoFishTaco Like Ron Paul

[MrCherryzz]

RACIST!!! not one black obama voter

[bionitroop]

I thought the onion news was supposed to be a parody..this is accurate.

[mayalana13]

lol at the police officer. we try to reason with them..

[beastymeat]

youtube.com/watch?v=Sw2xZClV95­­Q

hilarious video!

[Nick4563880]

@lisdabeast889 he's not going to live that long you know

[janejn7788]

Lol

[IJizzzedOnYou]

Thats what happens when America Chooses a NIGGER FOR PRESIDENT

[BCt0xiN]

ROFL These people are sooo funny I love it when the fake anchorwoman goes "REALLY!" after the No answer to "Will Obama help these people?" HAHAHAAA....

[BCt0xiN]

HAHAHA....

[lookbehindyousuka]

Haha at first I thought this was real then is saw "The Onion"

[chrispy828]

LOL



[GreenandGoldChampion]

It's kind of funny Ron Paul comments are Spam, Obama comments are voted down.

Than I'm spam. This video is true what Change has Obama done?

[amer1cancer2753]

I was once like him, however, I found something called Meth.

[YurrahAlHadi]

i love how every one was like laying around. haha and the guy with his head leaning sideways while walking.

[Realyrandomgirls]

the onion should be a real news channel



[GodLovinConservative]

@Realyrandomgirls What!?!?! It isn't real? >8-[

[TheJonRom]

@Realyrandomgirls Hey, enough people believe it, and Fox is still technically "news" I would watch this

[NeutralExistence]

@Realyrandomgirls

It is....

[PittsburghCopBlock]

@Realyrandomgirls it kinda is

[mikes47jeep]

loosers

[702otown]

Ha ha so funny!

[wfl19]

wow nothing to live, for do these people still have jobs? the news reporters i mean

[aceelloco13]

that was annoying....

[gojump0024]

Self fulfiling video. how is that hope and change now?

[ydna20003]

this is funny but its really like this for everything anyones obsessed with, for instance sports. when the season is over its like life is over. lol

[Ugandangirl]

Thumbs up for OBAMA 2012

[ODannyBoi]

Why did I have to log in to view this video? What's so offensive about it? Libs need to get a life.

[MrGreenpo1son]

obama zombies!

[ejayarts]

They had to kill Kumar in House M.D. for this stupid election.

[ubermonkey120]

Heh.Liberals.Just like animals

[kenrben]

@ubermonkey120 Animals yes, but not sheep like you damned republicans ;)

[ubermonkey120]

@kenrben At least sheep are good for something.

[kenrben]

@ubermonkey120 That's true, an obedient flock can make shepherds a fortune..

[ubermonkey120]

@kenrben No.We give food and wool.Other animals can do one or the other.Not both.

[ODannyBoi]

@kenrben Sheep are animals you fucking momo.

[kenrben]

@ODannyBoi This is true, but if you could read well you would see that I never said that they weren't... You probably shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

[OwentheKingofDudes]

@ODannyBoi

Excuse me, sir, could you tell me what a momo is?

[eviltube1111]

@ubermonkey120 trolololol

[cruzafix5000]

I never get top comment...

[WheresBraveheart]

Spot on

[shotsky94]

Obama supporters are silly jew-hating idiots

[Peruvian007]

hahahaha i think this is true for every president

[scrapicoco100]

they look like zombies

[rymipa]

whats funny is there is a obama 2012 ad on the right

[VideoDotGoogleDotCom]

I thought the Onion videos were supposed to be parody.

[zeitgeist1958]

I voted for Obama and i think this is hilarous!_!!

[LaxRatBra]

@zeitgeist1958 I am so sorry for you.

[suppbreHH]

I sit here, and imagine I'm a fruit loop.

[sirdonkeypunch]

really.... an ice cube ad for coors light.... good job with the demographics

[zombikilla92]

OH FUCK....

"Cut Spending"- its as quick as "Yes we can"....

so thats how the tea party happened!

[liquidsteelwatermill]

@zombikilla92 The difference is... cut spending IS a plan. A simple plan? yes. "Yes we can?" empty, meaningless shit.

[Lacrosse0126]

gotta love how Obama supporters didnt even know why they supported him

[Ci3lO]

@Lacrosse0126 Makes me wonder how bush won/stayed in office for so long, and then his fuck ups and destruction of America gets put on the next guys back and goes completely unnoticed also :D.

[humancrack24]

@Ci3lO i feel the same

[lta6494]

@Ci3lO Yeah, so all of are problems are Bush's fault? You are a f'ing dumbass if you actually belive that, you voted for this complete liberal failure you take the blame, buck up or shut the F up, douchebag!

[shh4]

@Ci3lO Could you be more clueluess?

[calfan3]

@Lacrosse0126 i suppoerted him cuz hes black and cool

[GodOfTheInternets]

@Lacrosse0126

The same is true for most people though.

[dumbelton]

Strangely prophetically true, isn't it?

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

Wonder how many conservatives clicked this video with a boner?

[getalife67]

If i met Obama i might have to shoot him to the country

[vjm3]

What REALLY happened is all the Obama supporters were trolling during the campaign for the lolz, and NEVER actually expected him to win.

Now that he's won, they KNOW how much they screwed up, and how doomed their future is.

[tarantulady]

@vjm3 It was the difference between choice A and choice A... ie. no choice

[RileyBorup]

hahahaha OH ok. i get it.. ' a lot of people just wish these people would die. They have proven that their minds can be taken control of. Evil people will utilize these people to their full advatage" not ME!:) love you buddy..:)

[RileyBorup]

LOL if I evere met Obama, I doubt this would happen:) oh silly, silly Republicans...

[TheCaliCapitalist]

So are McCain voters still in white sheets buring croses?

[theknightlynews]

They are not wandering anymore.

[moorepower90]

"If someone were to come up with a catch phrase as simple and vague as "yes we can""

"oh awful. They would have an entire army of extremely energetic insufferably annoying mindless pawns at their command"

[Feorimra420]

Ironically the ad on the side of the video is about Obama's 2012 re-election.

[karmapolice911]

I laughed... so hard.

[MAXIMILLIONtheGREAT]

shoot th- waitmindless army? ill take care of them

[angstyDarko]

im surprised none of the backers were wearing skinny jeans.

[LordKaisen]

im still one of these guys!

[myquill23]

When parody is more real than actual media news outfits..

[lambyiii]

Dow Jones plunges on news of Dow Jones plunge.

[Dominater521]

my mom is one of these people. -__-

[frexspar76]

@MrDLCTV

lmao! YOU REALIZE THAT THIS A PARODY NEWS VIDEO, RIGHT?

[megamuffin15]

@MrDLCTV lmao you can't be serious

[baredown100]

787 people have not yet woke up to realize how meaningless their lives are.

[ExSaint1379]

I want to know what they would've posted if McCain won.

[redsxz2007]

new top comment

[Strikerklm96]

Search "chinese paper publishes onion news" in google and click on the first one

[AthosAmo]

Before the great "change," some guy knocked on the door of my house while it was raining, urging me to vote for Obama because McCain's another Bush. I brought up abortion as a reason to not vote for a Democrat, and let him know that neither would I vote for the Republican party since they favour the rich at the cost of the poor. The man just kept trying to convince me, to no avail. Finally, a woman in a van came by to take him away. So he ran to the van in the rain.

[Dorby5826and360]

So True

[badlands307]

Hilarious and true.

[goopa832]

shotgun having the top comment

[nurpleify]

this video kinda sucks

[SakaScotii]

@nurpleify It was funny when I heard a clip of it on the radio a year or two ago, but when I watched it shortly thereafter I was disappointed.

[robovec000]

the intro is fucking amazing! :)

[serr183]

@sooty3000 because everybody is busy replying to other peoples comments.

[sooty3000]

Why is there no top comment?? Come on people!

[itsmehunter92]

@sooty3000

you did it!!!

[DangerousBicycle]

@PatriotTeaBagger Passed health care reforms? Increased average fuel economy standards from 27.5mpg to 35.5mpg? Appointed first Latina to the US Supreme Court? Ended Bush's torture methods?

[bradmanthethird]

@DangerousBicycle

Why is appointing the first Latina considered a good thing? If I were him I would appoint the best candidate, not the one who's race hadn't done the job yet >.<

[DangerousBicycle]

@bradmanthethird Just makin' the court more diverse, which is a good thing. Also, she's perfectly qualified, it's not like she's an idiot.

[sandrsofias]

How come they are all white? 0_o

[pbatusa]

The mind wasn't designed to be a caboose on either side of the tracks.

[WinterHaven]

SHE SHEEPLE!! get fleeced.

[matsilino]

How did typing "I have nothing to do" get me here?

[WarBloodNoScoper]

LOL FACE

[aprilharmony]

@WarBloodNoScoper vete a la mierda

[CrazyCornhuskerFan]

@aprilharmony exactly, now go back to mexico

[WarBloodNoScoper]

@aprilharmony y quien coño eres tu?

[jobs265]

pinchi negro de mierda que se muera

[ShaithMaster]

@PatriotTeaBagger stupid fuck cant respond

[evtranned]

what do you do, a book, a pencil, a man, a woman, uncle, a table, the capitol of russia, good morning, guten tak, nazdorovie

[NedwardCberry]

I think Obama is a bad president ut I also think Bush was worse.

[stfwho]

@NedwardCberry You think Bush was worse because the media was always hounding Bush making him into a supervillain character that was a buffoon. When Obama hit the scene, at first the media literally treated him like a new Messiah, some even called him "The Chosen One". That attitude ended up getting him a peace prize when he did absolutely nothing, and an award for transparency even though he does too many things in secret. I can't pick a worse president, but I won't let the media do it for me.

[DTGskadoosh]

@stfwho Hey, than blame the stupid fucking American's that called the president "the chosen one" not Obama. I think Bush is worse because he got us into 14 Trillion dollars in debt. On top of that he makes up words and is mentally retarded. The media gave Bush so much leeway for stupid shit. If Obama did half the things Bush did all the bastards at Fox would shit bricks on those stories.

[stfwho]

@DTGskadoosh you must come from an alternate universe than mine. The media was all over Bush all the time shrieking about every little dumb thing he did. He wasn't mentally retarded, he was an evil genius. The only time he ever fucked up was when he was pretending to care about other people. Its like giving Darth Vader a basket of puppies, he'd look retarded as hell with nothing to say. Ask him about the Death Star and he's all articulate about the death n destruction. Same with Bush.

@DTGskadoosh Stupid douche bag. It took Boy Bush 8 years to add 9 trillion to the Nat;l Debt. The Obamessiah