QI Season H Episode 14 Hocus Pocus

[JackieJossaFan2]

Dumbledore sounds better than Professor Bumblebee

[bcheck123]

so its spelled cieling right?

[TakeshiHead]

Stephen Fry should have played Dumbledore. 

[xBitage]

I'm a bad cook so I'll let Stephen Fry.

[PaulCourtneyuth]

ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF RATIONAL THOUGHT!?

[ashie20]

The reaction to Scott's sudden appearance was priceless.

[anamikaleia]

I'm actually quite impressed with Dan Radcliffe! Who knew that boy had so much QI wisdom comparable to other hilarious guests

[JoeRyanHolland]

Some one should do that trick on Justin Bieber but make it go wrong.

[hornetgags]

@JoeRyanHolland Oh I wish....

[garjonalpha]

No General Ignorance?

[kurtmcfried]

Kind of sucking the fun out of it, Hermione...

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

Yo dawg, I heard you like quantification of alcoholic content, so we put a alcoholic content quantification system in your alcoholic content quantification system so you can pretend to be drunk while you pretend to be drunk.

[BlueManIan]

Fezzes are cool! :D

[RnSTutorials]

@BlueManIan Tommy Cooper was cool

[OpticCommando]

Dan looks so blazed at the MJ bit

[JezenThomas]

I find it annoying that Stephen says "alcohol that is 180% proof". It's incorrect. 180 proof alcohol is 90% alcohol. 100% alcohol is 200 proof. Nothing is percent-proof.

[JSquare25]

Is he dead now?

[mrsraddliffe]

not going to lie when daniels head was "cut" off i gasped

[MDCVFIF]

I saw this episode being film...unfortunately I was mostly drunk and can barely remember any of it...

[PheonixV2]

I saw the fake head!

[AbbeyNO]

@PheonixV2 Yeah, that trick wasn't very well done. He also tugged the bird's head in his hand.

[PooFaceHD]

For Daniel radcliffe trick there was a foam slit under his head and he just pushed his head through that if you don't believe watch again it's easy to see once you know.

[Martial024]

I can't help but feeling this is a sham, I think they taught him some of the answers before they did the show.

But I agree with SWEmanque, he is incredibly boring to listen to.

Also, its very easy not to love him, there is just something about him that makes me very annoyed and I don't know why. Doesn't happen often either..

[14425Jessica]

if you notice when the shot is still and he's about to cut dan's head off, it's completely still. obviously not a real head!

[zufgh]

@14425Jessica Damn you, you've spoilt the illusion.

[megan8360]

@14425Jessica of course it wasn't a real head!!!! Fool

[bored0stiff]

@14425Jessica A fake head? That's an outrage! I thought they had really executed him!

[BeautyFreakist]

@bored0stiff Not a fake head, that was his head, it's just, his body stayed attached to it. The bit supporting his head fell through so he just dropped his head down when the knife..blade..metal thing came.

[SWEmanque]

God damn Daniel is a booring person to listen too....

[Ember121Scorpio]

Not enough Daniel Radcliffe!

[CocunutIce]

how can you not love daniel radcliffe?

[ShaneYnclan]

this episode really annoys me.

[Zonkin]

In Norwegian we still use a form of "Hagridden" for nightmare it's "Mareritt". "Ritt" is a form of riding.

[DaBiebz]

how did they do the sawing?

[hobodoctor]

@DaBiebz The surface that he's laying on isn't actually flat, there's a hidden compartment below in which he's actually sitting. You don't see his torso so you can't tell he's actually inclined and tilting his head back a bit, and you can't see above his knee so you can't tell that his legs are bent.

If you keep that in mind look at the shots with him laying down inside the box, you'll notice that he actually looks amusingly short, haha. Just his foot to his knee is a third of his height.

[deini]

What's up with the pentagrams and the satanic robes?

[Jcolinsol]

@deini

It's Christmas.

[toonadict]

@deini Ugh, christians. Everythings satanic with you lot. Its PEGAN, Ya stole a pegan celebration and turned it into christmas then turned every single religious symbol they had into a satanic image. Yet a dead dude on a cross being tortured is a holy image. Weirdos.

[deini]

@toonadict When did I say I was a christian? You don't know anything about Luciferianism, do you? Also, it's PAGAN, not PEGAN.

[toonadict]

@deini Oh please, satanism is an invention of the church because it needed a new enemy after the crusades, if anything it was a less known religion that got branded as "satanic" so christian extremists could commit more genocide in the name of god. Complete fear mongering.

[deini]

@toonadict If you say so.

[Jagjamin]

@deini It's true man, "Satan" is a construct of Judaism. Christianity is a continuation of Judaism. Islam, also being an offset of Judaism contains Satan. As for Luciferianism, you either worship the planet Venus, or you believe in a religion that's 20 years old which says that Christianity is true. What nonsense.

[zackpaige82908]

dan's buzzer is sooo typical but i was kinda hoping for EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!

[TheAce22716]

How do those two magic tricks work...?

[MicksKicks1]

touche he's not lol

[MicksKicks1]

Cant wait to watch this with Graham Norton! Lee Mack must be thinking there's three gays and Daniel Radcliffe! should be interesting. )

[funnyguyagency]

@MicksKicks1since when is alan davies gay ??

[cjgrayside]

Dan looks rather too pleased to have won. It's all a bit o'nonsense really.

[Ewool121]

Apparently JKR named Dumbledore, Dumbledore because she thought he'd go round humming to himself, like a bumblebee...

[DonkeyDelight]

@LKBM No he didn't. 'Genocide' is correct. 'Genocied' is incorrect.

[livealoneinatree]

Never get tired of this show

[AnotherTeenagedRebel]

Daniel looks so nervous at the beginning XD

[vRegScope]

10 points to Griffindoor!!!

[acciothatguitar]

Stephen Fry just misquoted himself. He pronounces 'accio' like 'axsio' in the audio books and that has been my basis for proving that's how you really say it for years. but then on this he pronounced it 'ak-eeo' WHAT IS LIFE.. D:

[MultipleChordgasm]

@acciothatguitar perhaps the audio book was recorded before the 4th film was released? i always pronounced it like "ass-ee-oh" but then the film, they were all saying "ah-kee-oh" so maybe, he pronounced it the way he thought it was when doing the audio books. then since watching the films, has taken on that pronounciation.

[PhoenixPlaneswalker]

Daniel is so cute when he seems scared of Stephen.

[theEarlofChip]

tanshirt and spikehair are dangerously unfunny here

[pacmanuss]

they're illusions

tricks are what whores turn for money

[LKBM]

He spelled it wrong. It's "Genocied".

[BenediktMeylahn]

what season is season H?

[lesterburnham42]

Why has Stephen Fry dressed up as Colonel Gaddafi?

[EveryWhichWayButStew]

the lower part of the guilletine is obviously sponge allowning Radders to slip through lol nice trick though haha

[SirDruhHu]

Bebo!

[ParisPeterkn367]

geil könnte saltos schlagen so happy

[hazfumblr]

So... 7 people are hagridden?

[Carefreeblues]

Ceiling?

[Mistafixa101]

And what dya know it is on YouTube

[ssecretloverr]

I started out so impressed by Dan's knowledge of ancient Egyptian magic tricks, only to be let down by his severe lack of quidditch knowledge! You can win the game without catching the snitch. In Goblet of Fire, Ireland win the World Cup, but Bulgaria caught the snitch. The snitch is just worth a whole lot of points, so whoever catches it *usually* wins.

[freakystyley4000]

"Pleeeeeease?"  Best buzzer ever.

[Ruffian123Forever]

I know where that piccture of Lee and the bullet is from. It looks like his Mic Jagger skit, when he explained how he writes the lyrics on his upper lip in order to remember them.

[parker9864]

Alan would have definitely been a jester if he had lived several hundred years ago.

[sweeptapper]

great episode, this is why i love QI

[ProfGlitch]

RADCLIFFE PAYING ATTENTION IN PROFESSOR BINNS CLASS

[hellieweird123]

oh my god what?!?!?!

[Adamhaile]

Do you think they chose to do hocus pocus as their christmas episode on purpose?

[ntherewas1]

Brilliant =) and Dan does know the oddest tidbits! He always does lol

[Zerg82]

Surely, if you added any species sperm into the alcohol the sailors would remain mostly sober wouldn't they? Who'd sip a drink they knew contained donkey semen?

[mtszabo]

@Zerg82 "Who'd sip a drink they knew contained donkey semen?"

Probably Graham Norton....

[aimeefran]

Screw anyone who says otherwise. I lOVE Lee Mack :)

[Cokecakepopcorn]

Dan is always nervous until he gets his confidence then goes to far:P

[tomhasballs90]

Dan Radcliffe annoyes the hell outs me, too optimistic . "wow wow wow, thats fantastic" shh child

[Triplesod]

@tomhasballs90 Give over, he was great.

[b6ns]

@tomhasballs90 how bleak...

[517634]

Did anyone notice at the end Stephen Fry said "And on that bombshell"

[blaggyblah]

Dan Radcliffe looked so stoned at 12:15 hahahaha

[chelseafcrocks82]

MOST. AWESOME. LINEUP. EVER

[boneslover9503]

Doves (which are just white pigeons), can have their head pressed directly into their bodies and are easily hidden. Pretty bad trick...

[tommoore111]

@boneslover9503 I believe pigeons are just grey doves, i could be wrong, but it seemed like the right video for such a comment

[TaiwanPaul]

So Harry Potter's dead, then?

[POTTERdoctorwhoMJ]

Pause it at 10:33. LOL

[MrBuch169169]

Graham: Oh I C.

xD

[CorriganDK]

I think I just fell a little bit in love with Daniel Radcliffe .....

[johnpetermalcolm]

The oldest trick in the book, is Prostitution.

You got it.

You sell it.

You still got it.

(Repeat chorus)

[2nd3rd1st]

"It was actually our worst ever act of genocide..."

*universal laughter*

[mrandrias]

21:50 that realy gay.. excellent.. yea

[CoALOILgAs]

"Are you incapable of rational thought?!?!?!" hahaha

Stephen Fry is god. 

[broonloon]

Lee Mack needs to stop being on TV. Perhaps the most annoying man in England????

[VRenior]

Graham Norton is a death eater :O

[ninasabin]

expelliarmus.......lmao.....

[Jemimafan7675]

@ninasabin Gotta love Alan's "Please" though- kills me every time! <3

[loempia741]

People from the north were ruthlessly killed, great stab from Mr. Fry. He's really is the true englishman

[ravenshield56]

Lol Daniel seems really nervous seeing he is a super rich role model :P

[AdmiralFudge]

@ilindah he actually was the narrator for the audiobook versions

[cenestro]

lee mack sucked

[Planefreakification]

Graham Norton, you're HISTORY!

[ilindah]

lee mack is boring.

[ilindah]

stephen fry sounds like someone from the world of harry potter!

[princesagarra95]

Even the silliest of them sound smart to me because of the accent.

[currydood]

lol how pissed off does stephen fry look at 28:05

[Svetlana2703]

How did they do this??? Dan's head????

[H3MetalC0rE]

I always knew i was a muggle

[TheLoonwolf]

The sensational Scott Penrose. I think you need to do a bit more work on that performance, mr. vice president.

[DDslinky]

Cor! Daniel's HOT in this...er...er...I mean brilliant episode!

[Jemimafan7675]

It seems Harry Potter finally joined the Death Eaters! I think the cloak at the beginning tells all- unless it's the cloak of Invisibility!

[bythefault]

Daniel Radcliffe is a great addition to QI. He's so hot with that tuff of chest hairy and the shyness is so endearing.

[penguinswithswords]

daniel radcliffe seems so nervous at the begining

[InsanityBlah]

@penguinswithswords i think he's worried about revealing that he's not quite as cool as he might want to appear :P he's just an odd, know-it-all nerd like the rest of us

[NathanH97]

@penguinswithswords and so dead at the end... (How the hell did they do both of those tricks?) IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GenericRubbishName]

Thanks for uploading all of these. You rock!

[NayimKay]

DANIELLE RADCLIFFE!!! WTF MAN!! DIDN'T EXPECT THAT ONE AT ALL!!!!

[nikanj]

Is it a contradiction that the people I know who believe in the supernatural (magic) are all muggles?

[bluevanities]

OMG... why wasn't Stephen Fry cast as a teacher in the Harry Potter movies? He would have been HILARIOUS. When he says, "the people to the north were ruthlessly killed." BUZZ KILL. That was PERFECT. lol

[brownteal21]

The next time my teacher reminds us of the i before e except after c rule, I'll tell her that "there are 923 English words that include 'cie.'"

When she asks me why I know, I'll tell her "because Stephen Fry told me so."

[TheBovineLord]

@brownteal21 Including Cieling.

[Ruffian123Forever]

@brownteal21 I already have. xD

I then pulled a Lee and actually said, "...like ceiling."

[johnehg]

@brownteal21 but it's not taught in schools any more? :L

[brownteal21]

@johnehg You'd be surprised, then.

[johnehg]

@brownteal21 But i was repeating what the great Stephen Fry said?

[TrinneLovesAll13]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Specialbrew.

I litterally just snorted from laughing so hard.

[SuperMegabar]

Hang on... A whole episode of something on youtube... No comercials.... THEIR IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!!!

[Putaspellonyou]

seriously though, how did they do that? or was it just an edit?

[wildheartmuse]

I never forget a fez.



[ElijahsImpact]

Hm, for the President of the Magic Circle it was very bloody obvious how he did that trick.

[DrHeadPhoneJacker]

It was on youtube before I spoke

[ChezJamesy]

good thing there weren't any questions on Horcruxes... would've been a bit one sided

[ohtengeneral]

Ten points for Gryffindor!

[Konstiin]

its funny because graham norton got his from fry without fry knowing.

[syncmaster710n14]

Wow, at the end when they did the tricks i remembered that Alan Davies was Johnathon Creek, i wounder if any of those episodes are on you-tube......

[earthenvessels]

Lee Mack is such a tool.

[lesterclaypool1]

@earthenvessels yes and he does not seem to very bright ,,,, but he persitant when hes wrong this is the only qi i dont like because of him

[MHorton1000]

Stephen's wearing a fez. Fezzes are cool....  Well everybody else was doing it.

[EarthbenderToph396]

BEST PANNEL EVER!!!

[mac2552u]

i love the christmas theme tune

[kaydee1959]

does Daniel seem like he has fleas he is always scratching himself

[PullyElbow27]

@kaydee1959 It's probably anxiety to be honest.

[fraublucher]

Thanks for this!

[Wolfie1889]

Graham Nortons killed Harry potter :0

[mrtrampandhiscat]

@Wolfie1889 voldemourt????

[MaximHammel]

Alan Davies looked like Dopey from Snowwhite when he was "revealed"

[BorryDutch]

@MaximHammel Norton seems like an even bigger tosser.

[duckerly28]

Ooh, Daniel is practically Alan's arch-nemesis, haha.

[TheImgameboy]

is potter dead?

[ReturnToTheCaves]

Fezzes are cool unless you are bulgarian and have been under tukish slavery for some years...

[ellipsis000]

i wonder how long it will take Daniel Radcliffe to shake off his Potter role...

[Sakkura1]

180 percent proof? Stephen, Stephen, Stephen...

[mustachos1993]

Ok, I'm a Muggle then :D

[Wicked1506]

Alan Davis looks like Frodo with the cap on!

[standup001]

I think they deliberately put Graham next to Daniel because he´s perhaps the most comfortable guy and gives space (because of his talkshow) when you (like Daniel) are not used to this kind of thing where the others might have a go at you.

[standup001]

Daniel is actually pretty cool at handling their "mocking" :) He´s alright

[alewisgb]

Ron is a muggle!!!

[AerynRavanna]

PEOPLE FROM THE NORTH WERE RUTHLESSLY KILLED

*mack freezes*

[MizaMil]

Need to have this on BBC america

[BigCheese2403]

somewhere in a dark corner of Lithuania Phill Jupitus is wishing Lee actually gets sawed in half

[kwaddaify]

THANKYOU so much for this :D The best episode ever.

[BrothersWeird]

"Going to be on Youtube before you can speak..."