A Miss Cleo Classic - Mike the Cacti Killer

[analyzenterprise]

"Cleo keeps it real!"

[lijit77]

she is the most popular tv psychic ever. but she's not jamaican, i know cause i'm jamaican.

[truecancer]

True..saw her the other day.

[camusx]

They made a Miss Cleo Soundboard for iphone! !!

[truecancer]

she's my neighbor...lol.....

[BstThangSmkn]

@truecancer LLS u cant be serious...hahaha!!!

[MattShr00m]

i love her even if she is fake, she is just humerous

[AngelaLovesToys]

He probably killed that cactus of his bacause he pissed on it lol

[mangokitty13]

jamacian/polish accent ;P

[eckswyzee]

BOYEEEEE

[RistoRadiates]

LAWD A MERCY

[L3AV3R2000]

gaaawwlll nnnnaaaaoo foooo yaah feeeeee reeeeedin!

[Makron5]

I hope ya guys know that She was a victim as well. The guys who ran the scam were some rich assholes. She made shit out of the deal and took all the blame of the Psychic Network because no one would believe a white guy with slicked back hair on TV.

[fran9860]

LISTEN TO THIS CRACK WHORE BITCH! WE SHOULD TAKE A SLEDGE HAMMER TO HER CUNT UNTIL SHE STOPS BREATHING!

[Mrepifany]

lol  @ "bredren". that accent she has is COMPLETELY fake! LMAO

[candygir87528]

can someone tell me how she scammed ppl? did she like give false readings or something?

[Th3Art0fRu1n]

@candygir87528

She guesses things and says things that could apply to anyone. When the people react, she uses the responses to come up with new "readings". I've had a reading. If you make NO facial expressions and ONLY answer the question without adding additional information they can't get shit on you.

It's all about reading people. All fake.

[candygir87528]

@Th3Art0fRu1n oooooh!! i see!

[derangedpranks]

Omg this is the first time I've seen her for real... she's only good for prank calls.

[Kapernakus07]

yeah terrible attempt at Jamaican accent

[OMegaGod00]

she's probably somewhat psychic but not 100%

[owainmeurig]

@OMegaGod00 Don't be stupid.

[OMegaGod00]

@owainmeurig well there are some people who are 20% psychic and what not but I never said I would pay to talk to her because she did scam people.

[owainmeurig]

@OMegaGod00 No one is psychic, 100% or 1%.

[OMegaGod00]

@owainmeurig You might not believe me but I've met a real psychic and watched their presentation where they told me and others things that only we would know. All of these fakes give the good ones a hard time.

[owainmeurig]

@OMegaGod00 Your right I don't believe you, you must be psychic.

[Smithpolly]

@OMegaGod00 This is pretty common. A psychic might say "Does the 7th of May mean anything to you?" And if it's your birthday, you start telling people "She's definitely psychic. She knew my birthday" Whereas, she just put a date out there and got a lucky hit.

[bethany311997]

Has your Prince Charming turned into a toad? Call me now!

[lbuch80]

I always loved her Irish/Jamaican accent. :)

[Chris242tt]

call me now for your free taro readen!

[rebelsouljaz]

if she's a psychic, why does she need to ask them for name and bday?

[Jako32]

ROFL !!! @ all her bullsH*T!!! classic

[tillysfan1]

That guy is like what the fuck she can see into his ole aparment wtf that's not pyhic that's scary as hell

[Nuggetx13]

Why'd she ask for his birthday? Isn't she supposed to be psychic?

[misspimpette9]

I used to watch her program on TV all the time at night.

[Hazafan88]

FAIL!!!

[ImChanging]

This bitch is not jamaican or whatever! Stupid hoe

[murderaddiction]

I used to mock this bitch when I was, like, seven years old.

[xCrazyKidNoventax]

"some people have to go and search up cuz they don't know what miss cleo talking bout"

did anybody else lol @ that for obvious reasons? hahahaa

[Troo44]

@xCrazyKidNoventax when did this come out that she was a fake? link me to the video story if can please.

[citiez2kai]

yeah i predict miss cleo is going home to eat a burger king rather then dumplins, chicken, rice and peas! funny fake ass bitch!

[Filipeeno]

@citiez2kai oh that sounds good

[USAGhettos]

LMAOOOOOOOOO shes from los angeles so why is she up here with this fraud a.ss accent

[PantsThatDontFit]

Fucking bunch of gaggling geese

[houseofbenjamin1]

If she ever tried that ish with me, it would me and NOT her giving the reading

[JustinBrava]

MISS CLEO IS GOD

[AyoJosh239]

thi lady does more flirting then telling us about our future lol..

[UglySean]

Aunt Jemima is good for more than just pancakes, honey.

[Streetcar1743]

She is really trash. May the trucks plow down her fantasyland. Someone told me that the military shot her. She deserves to be shot!

[xCrazyKidNoventax]

@Streetcar1743

she is a fraud, but it's the stupid people who made the mistake in believing her.

so there's no reason to be shot or arrested. people paid to hear bullshit without proper verification of her "powers." that's all there is to it.

[Streetcar1743]

Miss Cleo is trash! I hope she is jail!

[camaroman87]

fake ass jamaican accent

[chelseajohnson1000]

@camaroman87 haha, she is from brooklan

[Jeffrizel1986]

Isn't she in jail now>???

[MusicalEutopia]

Yeah.

[JustinBrava]

MISS CLEO IS A LEGEND!

[countrypoop]

Miss cleo get hit by a train and didn't see it comin....

[Prettywings00]

lmfaooooo... what a fake,

[HiBillyMaysHereForYT]

What a FRAUD!

[shankneesha]

Stop Hating She Is An Amazing Woman

And If You Want To See Her Go Down To Lake Worth Florida.

[decenttv]

no wonder she got thrown off the air

[redsary42]

'Now don't get me wrong, Miss Cleo you may have some kinda of light! -But I just got my phone bill today, and BITCH, you ain't right!'

[shaholidyvideos]

fucki love that song. miss cleo miss cleo miss cleo mm miss cleo thas mai shit

[iceman2469]

Miss Cleo is there in Studio with the Former host of the most successful Night time radio show on Real Radio 104.1, Drew Garabo.

[snack61]

she calls everybody spoiled

[jusmylove]

n the late 1990s, Harris began to work for the Psychic Friends Network under a variant of her middle name, Cleomili or Cleo. After working as a phone operator for over a year, she appeared as a television infomercial psychic in which she claimed she was originally from Jamaica. She was paid $1,700 for her first infomercial, followed by a flat fee for each commercial she appeared in thereafter.

[lancetop]

The guy paid $1 to find out a cacti he planted is dead?

[gopconservative78]

Lady Cleo......sleazy sham artist

[jusmylove]

In late 1999, Stephen Schwartz was in a "state of depression" and called Miss Cleo looking for answers to his personal problems. After speaking to the "psychic" who "commented on his personality and character, but offered little else in the way of a psychic reading", Schwartz ended the call. Later, Schwartz was billed $300 for the call, but sued and ultimately won $200.

[love4piano82]

You must admit, Cleo is pretty hot!

[gopconservative78]

ya man I steal your money...me a lazy Jamica doing a Nigerian scam

[elmuhfuh]

shes not jamica(sic) or jamaican for that matter. an education is cheap these days, you should invest in one.

[cnieves2277]

She's not jamaican, retard. She's an American. OWNED!!!11!!!

[LocoYoFla]

She from Jamaica, New York.. so she's a JAMAICAN!!

[safenders]

she is from LA, CA

[unbelievaabblle]

you can tell by Miss Cleos movements and way of talking that she was playing a guessing game. Fucking fraud.

[Matrixmaster1994]

Yoo Don Haf Any Pey-SHANCE!!

lol

[gerryono]

miss CLeo is real. Dont beleve what they say

[deutche1978]

Gerryono, here is a quote from Wikipedia:

"Youree Dell Harris (born August 12, 1962 in Los Angeles, California),[1] better known as Miss Cleo, is a self-proclaimed psychic and shaman who achieved fame as a spokeswoman for a psychic pay-per-call service in the late 1990s and early 2000s. She reportedly earned $13.5 million in this capacity.

More can be found on this actress and fraud by doing a google search on Miss Cleo

[gun15509]

Of course, watching Miss Cleo's informercial was like watching a sketch from SNL, she was just comedy lol!! Just like that other fraud Dionne Warrick (she pretty much disgraced herself with this BS) and the "Psychic Friends Network," I mean, they file for bankruptcy years ago and they didn't see it coming? LoL!!! Yeah, go figure. These psychic frauds like Cleo & others in the past, couldn't predict no more, if someone is about to slap the shit out of their asses for lying.

[jusmylove]

The Psychic Readers Network is said to have coined the title "Miss Cleo" and sent spam e-mails, which stated, "[Miss Cleo has] been authorized to issue you a Special Tarot Reading!... it is vital that you call immediately!"[7] Charges of deceptive advertising and of fraud on the part of the Psychic Readers Network began to surface around this time. One such case was described in a CourtTV report investigating Miss Cleo and the Psychic Readers Network.

[Hal20062b]

Dionne Warwick is also a singer, too?

[sergiolopezOU]

The above statement would be translated in intelligent parlance as "miss CLeo is really cold reading, don't believe what she says" hahahahahahahaha!

[sicilianotoronto]

ahahah yesss! lol.. she is the ultimate con woman! lol

[artdjmaster]

the way she pronounces little as "Lickle" is a sooo fake. although, jamaicans do say lickle, miss cleo is just playin'

[Hal20062b]

she's 7 years older than him

[TheShag69]

AYE GAUT BAKAP DIS TYM!!!

[orenbw]

geez she's trying to pick that caller's mouth, and they are totally oblivious!

[mustachelip]

lol call me 4 ya free readin

[skywalkerbuzz]

for all you haters out there, shut up. i believe in cleo.

[tofumobile]

i believe she's full of shit

[sRowTL985]

full of shut, but entertaining as shit, too

[mustachelip]

i believe in the tooth fairy too

[bobsaget117]

i beleive you have my stapler

[youlovemeandiknowit]

me too! She's real!

[sergiolopezOU]

Yeah, she is real, allright. Is her abilities that are as fake as a three dollar bill.

[jusmylove]

CourtTV and other sources also reported that the "psychics" who gave readings over the phone were in fact reading from a script (which was, in part, plagiarized from a book on tarot cards).[9]

[Hal20062b]

i believe in god,not miss cleo or halloweem

[rareunheardsound]

after her career went down she discovered she as a lesbian.THIS IS NOT A LIE I READ IT-LIKE 2 YRS AGO.

[nasaltla]

After calling Miss Cleo, I felt a great sense of relief. She relieved my bank account of all the mess and clutter and cleansed my retirement fund. Thanks Miss Cleo!

[Chubachus]

2000

[Hal20062b]

2002.

[Hal20062b]

'02

[Hal20062b]

For the hundredth time, 2002!

[Chubachus]

nada

[Hal20062b]

Okay, It was not 2002 and it was not 2000, it was 2001.

[Driscol]

She cracks me up! Doesn't have any clue what she's talking about ever lololo

[Hal20062b]

2002.

[Hal20062b]

Maybe 2002.

[Hal20062b]

2001.

[Louie92805]

this bitch is trash she should have died instead of bernie mac

[ucanthateme98]

i agree she is a fraud that scammed many people out of money and i am also deeply saddened that Bernie Mac died but you still shouldnt wish people death no matter the circumstances people make mistakes she just happened to make a mistake on tv and take a bunch of peoples money lol

[godscuttingyoudown]

call her now darling

[TwistedSister19]

SHE ROCKS!!!

[JustinBrava]

She's a part of TV- HISTORY= LEGEND!

Love her- fake or not...

[Nightbird]

Excuse me, but she was not a part of tv "history"..she was a paid actress doing commercials, and she ended up in court where it was revealed she was not a real psychic and even her accent is fake. She was found guilty of fraud in court and her "career" of helping to cheat people out of money was over. She was a complete fake and a disgrace to real psychics everywhere.

[tubofbologna]

so you have seen, spoken to, or heard of any real psychics??

[carbonatedh2o]

Real pyschics? Please.

[Eyedunno]

Thirding this. If you thought she was a "real psychic" and missed the "for entertainment only" text at the bottom of the screen, you almost deserved to get fleeced.

And she's definitely a part of TV history.

[momodani7]

how come psychics don't win the lottery????

[mellowmushgrapetripp]

because the moon card says if they did they would develop a tumor in the vagina or penis

[rareunheardsound]

LMAO WTF?FUNNY ASS SHYT.

[blackchineygal85]

Miss Cleo is a effing mess. lol

[youlovemeandiknowit]

I love Miss Cleo!