Microsoft Sam argues with other text to speech voices

[Ablobaconker]

Rage against the machine

[whtisurproblem]

ahahahahaha age restricted WTF

[vjm3]

They must be venting over WoW. :/

[TheInfiniteNine]

microsoft sam = teh master chief

search: arby n the chief

[MeepullStewray]

DUMB GUN

[LittleAlexMonster]

This is absolutley hilarious I cried

[dronespace]

hahaha

[shockingstun1]

lol the vicious dog

[sage333obama]

fuckin fuck! lol

[Gunsmith2584]

Holy fuckin shit I almost died laughing.

Respect to the creator of this masterpiece.

[TheSingingSweater]

OMG this is too funny!

[alarik95]

microsoft sam is chief?

[Daydreamoutcast]

This is amazing.. I Can't breathe...

[rahul18348]

crows nest LOL

[WtfSimpleplan]

This may be immature but I laughed my freaking ass off.

[Anestheticum]

haha super nice :)

[infocentreYT]

nice job man! it's nice and entertaining, a lot of curses occured though. I'm wondering.. how much time did it take u ? cheers

[DaRkProDucTioNs00]

ahahah microsoft sam wins agian! he i made a bunch of songs with nhim cause its hard for him to say some things! >XD

[Giradox]

The Youtube thingy was good, but how can I listen to him? ;o

[dave55811]

I miss the Sam voice from my Windows XP. ): I have Windows 7; it doesn't include Sam...

[Hamgammy]

i can't help but think of two computers picking on Master Chief

[theHRproductions]

I BACK MICROSOFT SAM UP.

[gkjustin]

roflcoper!!! swaswaswaswaswaswaswa



[Hardyboyzfan67]

FUCKING hilarious I love it

[Foodoflots]

this sounds like steven hawking Vs an old lady...ON CRACKED BEER!!!

[computeronfire]

39 people got bitten by the vicious dog

[GordonFleaman]

The one voice sounded like an indo-american woman!

[darkdude53]

you have nice furniture.

[darkdude53]

mah boi the youtube comment audio voice!

[VVRTV12345]

I LIKE MICROSFT SAM BETTER HE MAKES GOOD YO MAMA JOKES ON THIS SITE

[manu4ever246]

Shut the fuck up, your not going anywhere near my crowsnest lol

[johnson1095]

that dog looks pretty.

[Kunwooyoon]

Fuck you, fuck you all, I will shove SHWAH sauce up all of your moms genitails and then finish you off with my roflcopter, Lol

[halokjkj1]

my roflcopter goes soi soi soi

[sonohito5]

CHARLIE=YES

Is he a Golden Retriever? Ours is a hybrid of that and a standard poodle. 

[MasterDebater2009]

Thumbs up if you heard Master Chief from "Arby n the Chief"

[multri]

type "soif" into microsoft sam, sounds cool.

[2k7Roni]

WOW U ARE A MIND READER WTF, I WAS LISTENING TO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE - KILLING THE NAME WHILE I CLICKED THIS VID, I MUTED THE VID SO I CAN LISTEN TO MY OWN SONG, BUT THEN, AFTER THE SONG WAS DONE, I UNMUTED THE VID, AND IT WAS PLAYING, DAMN U ARE A MIND READER LOL! RATM FTW

[Revan174]

ratm! :D

[Maheen76]

i cuoldnt stop laUGHIN FOR LIEK 2 DAYS

[tonysanthedarkstar]

Lol that's true when we write "crotch" he pronounces it "crowsnest" wtf...

[TailsDollBeleiver]

Soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

[hl2izawsum]

lol anyone try cool speech? its funny as hell wen his voice is high XD

[thetoolbox112394]

oh yeah that dog looks REEEAL mean! XD lol jk charlie's a cute dog

[rumblebee51]

awww ur dog its so cute ♥

[CrisyFallows]

this made me laugh for some reason

[Samtheawesomelol]

yeah, we are all professional. and you are a fucking loser.

[Christiancj00]

hahahah

[BunkoBud]

Lol this had me laughing buckets.

[roofy2k]

lol nice job dude

[xXJessica2011Xx]

yeabitch. we are all professional and you are a fucking loser

[xXxNightMareZ]

sam is still the best... all the others sound liek shit

[267931]

it appears you have been shot in the head by the (long pause) DUMB (long pause) GUN hahaha

[Swampertful]

Microsoft Sam= Guy from Arby and the Chief

[funniYuki1]

you cant even pronouce the..EEEEEEEEE

[xSaintHDx]

Wow real vicious dog

[MrLPandsuch]

lol my throat hurts from laughing to much and i thing my smile is frozen on my face lol XD

[hal0dude7]

My text 2 speech only has anna why?

[Aiden1504]

LOL i loved the british voice it was so funny

[TheWarcraftchick]

CROWS NEST? LOLO WTF.

i love the indian voice lmao ^_^

[Master13371]

i have microsoft anna and want sam mike and mary whats a good site to download them???

[CampHighYella]

What is the name of the indian desi voice?????

[Randomshit1353]

nice job sam pwn them bitches

[hahamanx21]

Sam sounds way cooler even though he can't say everything.

[EnkaiNami]

1:04

"You're NOT going anywhere near my CROW'S nest."

LMFAO. XD It sounded like an Orbit gum commercial, where they censor all the foul language, or a bad basic cable censorship of a movie.

1:35

"You don't even pronounce the..."EEEE" properly."

He's gotta lot of passion for that letter, doesn't he....

[holycowrap]

It's like I'm listening to a video of Arby n' the Chief

[cliveman5]

Mic Sam > Other text-to-speeches ^_^

[littlemissalto07]

2:24 is my favorite part. What the hell is he even saying xD

[Tassadaritze]

Mike's soi sounds like sorry :(

[shinyumbreonHalo]

crow's nest.

[AndiiVonP]

HAHAHAHA

[Trigun426]

Lmfao. Genius.

[dario110011]

:55-1:15 i just could not stop laffing lol

[forallpurposesonly]

Microsoft vs. AT&T! LOL!

[ThEsHeEn117]

lol CHAD WARDEN

[7TheWake7UpJourney7]

LOL HAHAHA

[brujach]

SOI SOI SOI SOI !!!! Fuckin great. Good job Truseneye92

[Rutle]

ha ha nicely put together, I like your response to MS sam.

[th3azscorpio]

electric fanny?!! WTF!? lmao

[MrNinjaFish]

MrTennek uses some of these

[levi0100]

YOU ARE EFFING RANDOM! I LOVED IT!!! HAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING! :D :D :D

[iskatebaker123]

How do i get these text to speaches?

[DoomedMello]

Hey everyone, when using the AT&T Labs text to speech programs, in order to have them swear, just use made up words that sound the same as the swear. For example, "Phuck" will sound like "*uck" and etc.

[CJbb22]

LOLOLOL XD



[Vash1224]

lol i havent cried this hard in a while.

[HatsuneMikuVocaloid2]

I seriously lol'd.

[FFXobsessed]

Mastur Ch33f pwns all.

[whtisurproblem]

this is so funny!

[halo676]

its fucking stupid how they applied language filters

[101tesoro]

come on sam

[werdesok]

Charlie is cute :D

[msvman2]

whats swearing please reply

[zincdustdust]

Very funny

[RuckaRuckaJank]

This is the funniest thing Ive seen on YouTube in a long time

[benfinch94]

your not going anywer near my crows nest xD

WTF

[Crusadedude]

Microsoft Sam is the best.

[AIphaDog]

holy crap your computer has muliple personalities!

[Skorpion459]

best and funniest vid on youtube

[KsaMonster]

lol

[xBoXhAxAnDmOrE]

hah nice vid :)

[connorisawesome11]

where did you get the other voices?

[darkblaze72]

oh my god that was amazing

[lovedrreid1]

LMAO

[FamilyBruiners]

This is great, you should also check out. Here you can do voice to voice, its being released in August... familybruiners

[ImmaLetYouFinish02]

Sam owned the silly bitch

[kittylactose]

oh and i also back up micrsoft sam

[kittylactose]

dont mess with microsoft sam

[CeptenObvious]

EPIC!!!! EPIC!!!!!!! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*

[KaslarProductions]

this is retarded.... Alex on OSX is the most sophisticated anyways....

[coops1367]

every time i hear microsoft sam i think of the cheif

[Rampardo5]

XD!!! I cant stop laughing!! It hurts!! XD

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

Where do i find microsoft sam?

I can't find it!

[THEFALLEN093]

cowsnest?

[the123403to215D]

LMFAO AT 0:59 to 1:05

[loldude83]

4:23 Oh god, Chad Warden flashbacks.

[imlatinoguy]

ANYWARE... LOL! XD

[Wanted797]

bahaha reminds me of arby n the cheif

[AlimeProductions]

Hah Microsoft Dipshit!

[soaponaroapDG]

Sam is the best, coz he's the CH33F

[LBlueDust]

Guys all you gotta do is click speak instead of download....

[boltboy101]

How were you able to swear? I tried swearing and it wouldn't let me.

[Truseneye92]

@boltboy101 That is because they changed it... maybe because of videos like this or the fact that people in general just abuse the voice demo and make it say every word under the sun loool XD!

[boltboy101]

@Truseneye92 Thanks.

[KidGangstaReturns]

@Truseneye92 I bypassed it by spelling like this shiht or fuhck bihtch or nihgger or whatever. 

[DUCKYBoyFox]

@Truseneye92 no i can still swear

[CeptenObvious]

@boltboy101 Hey , i have a certain version of TTS and i am able to swear anytime! i will send you the files if you want. it appears weird to me you can't swear, these fuckers shouldn't disable swearing, that way, tts wont be fun!

[boltboy101]

@CeptenObvious awsome thanks! how u gonna send the files to me? email?

[CeptenObvious]

@boltboy101 Yeah ,Also , you might need to download the Microsoft sound engines

[boltboy101]

@CeptenObvious ill giv u my email in privat message thanks alot man!

[l8terisnow]

@boltboy101 my XP lets me do it i dont know about my Windows 7

[travisking1990]

I love the was Sam says bitch! :D

[BannedMapleStory]

This video has been done by a 10 year old kid. How i know it? So much swearing.

[Truseneye92]

@BannedMapleStory Actually, I was around 16 at the time I made this, and the swearing was only over the top because people requested it. Btw, adults swear all the time lol

[BannedMapleStory]

@Truseneye92 Yeah well not really this much :D but sorry for being cocky.

[TomRSM]

@Truseneye92 I don't have sam :(

[Markolovrat]

@BannedMapleStory it wouldnt be funny otherwise

[Trigun426]

@BannedMapleStory

Lol@you.

[BannedMapleStory]

@Trigun426 Nice job. Im wondering how are you so smart that you comment to a 4month old comment. And i already said sorry for being cocky because no adult swears actually that much + he said that people requested it so how would i know that is the maker 10 or 16 year old. Usually 10 year olds just write things like this.

[dianadiddl]

haha lol

[StormyPilot94]

watching this video makes me feel like ive been shot in the head by the DUMB... GUN.

[bthomas11986]

you dont even pronounce the.... eeee....

[MMAGillz]

lol gotta watch out for those sctv's

[Yamcha67]

ROFL, i can't stop laughing :P

[reallybigjohnson]

not particularly clever.

[FrankGarrett7272]

loved the vid lol

[MrChiefAsparagus]

Sounds like ch33f got into a nother argument

[BounceDK2]

Pretty damn funny video actually, I laughed =)

[ajlowrider97]

how do u make the voice like microsoft samm i knoe it txt to speech but how do u do that

[1056201]

omg he says crowsnest instead of crotch

[shotflabz]

MICROSOFT SAM OWNZ!

[MsCunners]

Truseneye92 thats the funniest fukin video i have ever seen i laughed all the way through it lmao

[superguy60073]

my name is also alberto

[BurningBlaze100]

how do you get Microsoft Sam? I have Windows 7 so I don't get him automatically.

[ivopersevics]

this is funny :D

[Tryhard911]

omg omg....that was pretty funny...actually it was beyond funny to me. wow...When he called that a rab a noob...holy god....

[noxredemptions]

LOL!!

[love4knex]

Microsoft sam is ftw though :(

[legomad]

oh my god i laughed so much that was a good video lol

[kyler1man]

freakin hilarious i was laughing so hard XD

[tonymontana1974]

crowsnest

[DC7715]

i bet your electric fanny is so saggy that i could fit 20 fucking cucumbers up there and still have room to shove a telegraph pole in there as well. I LOLed so hard! GO MICROSOFT SAM!

[guy0731]

ummm no...

[Bazerald777]

GO SAM!!!!! You RULE!!!!

[grantrick1]

Song in the begining rules!

[johndeereboy2600]

2:45 I cant even understand that fucking foriegn bastard!!

[L2KDRAGON]

hjj

futyututu

[CHIBIxxSHRIMPxxRAMEN]

Hahaha! Epic!

[presidentbrian1]

Lol poor Sam

[FLICKOFF1000]

wow... ive never noticed how sad microsoft sam really is till i watch what he cant say.... this is hilariuous

[HeroOfChaosFukYou]

I love the roflcopter XD

[KistaKeke77]

lol @ Alberto's wife

[computerman78654]

Microsoft sam är enorm! Han är, så kyla. Jag underade hulså bevöma he som ficks!

[ultrapokemon102]

SAM KILLS

[albertofranco14]

yaayy he gonna suck my dick ^^^^

[catkkm]

haha niceee! :D

[KampferXeon]

I wish I could get his voice on the mac.

[KeUp629]

OMG BILL GATE'S MAN BOOBS

[MasakoXer]

yeah, and thats also why ur retarded account is closed, fuckhead :D

[supergenius1994]

poor microsoft sam

[iTzAapje]

LAUGHING MY ASS OF

[117Jorn]

Arby 'n da chief! and cortana!