Marty Lempkin - Energy Blaster 3000!

[willhar30]

the energy blaster 3000 makes Worx seem like shit ahahhah

[taah45]

pro skier!



[thecomputerwiz888]

Chlorine Dioxide, Anti-Freeze, meltrodextrin........ All if these are poisonous, along with half of the others!!! LOL

[royalpoop]

god damn who is that girl? fine as hell

[julianf0918]

Colby James West. Thats whats up man, thats whats up.

[Jetlag28]

This is so funny

[amickrocker]

Frap+Jizz Jazz+ Insatiable lust for blood= best sales pitch ever.

[Lamarblaze24]

Kablamo!!!

[MyManu10]

This was actually a well played commercial!!

[rag762]

i noticed the guy at 0:21 b4 he drunk the energy drink looks like ian from smosh....

[elilenardson]

Anyone else here because of the hot girl?no ? just me ok....'zip'... fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[skyvongbandith]

Take a little of this jizz jazz and pour it right there :P

[americanGunit]

that girl is sooo fake, if i saw her id think shes a barby

[futboller5]

COLBY WEST

[xxxxAthenaMaexxxx]

that was fckn disturbing but i liked in some ways :D

[Gogomeme332]

Thumbs up if you raged at the end.

[EazzyE84]

And it taste great

[neyetroglys]

KABLAMO!

[ryancarter86]

who is that girl?!??!?

[itsmasonbaby]

FRAP!!! your lovin it

[robs4thecubs]

This is the real Marty Lempkin. The actor's name is Colby James West and he is a pro skier. Interesting!

[Meateldog123]

FRAP!!

[shawnweikel]

Kablamo

[aaa8181]

This commercial was kind of funny the first time... Then it came on the next commercial break, and the next one after that, and then every other commercial break ever since this god awful creation aired. Please... Make it stop..... *Or alternatively, they can just show that hot chick clip, because that is the only part of this filth that I or anyone else gives a royal shit about.

[liCenSEtojERkIT]

who is that girl? OMGoshh,

[URsuckishATlife]

Hell, after seeing those boobs, I'd buy it.....

[sophiejo]

stop tying to 'get' this commercial, just fucking laugh at it like i do. I dont know what they are selling either, WHO CARES??......FRAPPPP!!

[tugehesticles]

i don't understand this at all...how exactly are they proving that they are different from other products???

[leerey14]

lol half of this commercial is actually shown on tv.

[leerey14]

they took out the clap also.

[Rupskallion]

Press 2

[maximumtravis]

They censored "herpes" to "scabies" on TV. What's up with that?

[ChipSparky]

Makes ugly people smarter

i thought they were already

[Lamarblaze24]

I love this comercial

[MonMonsterful]

Does It Cure Penis Problems? Please Help

[Barrenthevampire]

This is the funniest low-budget commercial I've ever seen.

[jojazz423]

I <3 Colby James West!



[citykidyo]

i gave my lil brother one of these and he ended up like this-0:24- and i'm afraid because the affects haven't worn off and my mom's coming home soon...

[b4llin247]

lol love this but on tv they took off the clap part if you didnt knowtice!?

[ChiefSpooshme]

Does it work for Athlete's Clap?

[TheFireguy500]

i like that that hot girl in 0:24

[cooler042793]

i mean 1:27

[cooler042793]

hahaha at 1:30

[Patty61597]

is the nottie ian hecox from smosh i swear they look so alike

[ryry2169]

@ 1:01 .... It's tastes great!

[VermilionMage]

I don't get it. They're parodying Vince the Shamwow guy for some reason, in addition to parodying energy drink commercials... when they're selling the exact same thing?

Are they insulting themselves or something? They haven't given any real reason to choose their shitty energy drink over any other shitty energy drink.

[likeZOMGlmfao]

@VermilionMage Exactly what I was thinking when I first saw this on TV. Some companies just don't have good writers for their commercials I suppose...

[matrixfan127]

@VermilionMage I think they're making fun of 5 hour energy

[anon837]

The Clap!?!?!?! Holy shit!

[cappincud420]

The new version sucks!!! Why would you change out the curing of herpes,the clap and diabetes??best part. FRAPP

[UncleDude]

Does that opening music sound kind of like "Vanessa Williams - Save The Best For Last" to anyone else?

[JaminKoehn]

@UncleDude Agreed.

[videogamemaster1231]

keep pressing 2

[Kaitlyn102798]

God I miss Billy Mayes. He'd kick this baldy's ass.

[Robloxer1758]

ANTIFREEZE? OZONE? BAHAHAHA

Drink it, bitch.

[tittyfuckn]

take a little of this jizzy jazz

[JaminKoehn]

"...you know that no product can do *any* of these things."

uhh...*really*? There's no product that can cure athlete's foot? No product that can unclog drains?

[SuchAFolkebrant]

@JaminKoehn there's no product that can do alllll of those things in one.

[JaminKoehn]

@SuchAFolkebrant Right, but that's not what they said.

[SuchAFolkebrant]

@JaminKoehn oh you're right.

[VCVerse]

Jizz jazz??

[SimplyPoetiq]

ctfu at the money slid in his pocket!

[Merhianblade]

thumbs up if you'd bang that hottie!!

[Crackomatic289]

@Merhianblade no question about it...

[amays86]

The ShamWoW guy probably wants to kick this guys ass...

[989ZEUS]

so that's where the ozone is going...

[tubes69]

I KNEW there was something out there for my insatiable lust for blood!

[kyofanclub]

FRAP!

[generatorx]

I never saw the full version of this commercial.  Thanks for posting this. I love the part where he says: "It tastes great."

[stabhain]

Did they really say "No product can do any of these things"? I'm pretty sure there are products out there that can unclog drains, and some that can cure athlete's foot, as well as heart burn. As for turning people into 'hotties', there is always plastic surgery, much like that chick with the gigantic forehead had.

[MrAnarchojoe]

Worx commercial, y u so long?

[Chrisfragger1]

@MrAnarchojoe It's not long enough.

[sgkillerPR]

Kablamo

[MsJazsmin]

lmfao did u c da ingredientz sulfur acid? anti freeze? wat i waz laughn so hard wen i saw dat commercial n i read dat

[dainodawg3160]

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL GREEN SCREEN FAIL LOOK AT RUBIX CUBE AT 0:40

[HeavenWolf108]

...hell, I'd use Energy Blaster 3000. It seems safe enough.

[ladellmb1998]

Ill Use This

[MrMerkyou]

FRAP UNCLOGGED

[corgiluvagirl1]

haha i just saw this ad....what if it was real dang

[cmxsarah]

It gives me my daily sugar, glucoseamine, and sugar!

[W15eman1]

if anybody is wondering who's the hot blonde is it's Elaine Alden you can google her up. ...that is all.

[anon837]

The Clap?!?!?!  Holy shit I couldn't stop laughing! 8X

[TheJohnnycadelover1]

Omg whos that girl in 0:22 ?

[labreyyajlo]

@TheJohnnycadelover1 shes bree olsen she a porn star

[AlexFeuring]

@labreyyajlo that is not bree olsen

[DakotaIsrealGood]

@labreyyajlo couldnt be anymore wrong..

[labreyyajlo]

@DakotaIsrealGood ok look her whatever then why did u so o who is this girl ok u dont need to say coudent be more wrong why dont u stfu i dont need your fuck additutde ok just trying to help i hope your family dies ass wipe

[mustbehiggy]

@labreyyajlo Learn English.

[DakotaIsrealGood]

@labreyyajlo it doesn't help to be illiterate, cause it causes me to not understand what you said.

[paidsk8er23]

" It makes ugly people smarter!"

-what about the ugly part?

[TraptPurpleDeviI]

Frap.

[Rickaronni]

Kablamo!

[ram98872]

looks like Coach Hines lol

[shashoni109]

"And it tastes great!" Your face doesn't say that. Acetone, Barium Sulfate, Graphite Carbonate, Phenol Calomel, Malium Green, Milk of Mercury, Lead Dioxide, Vitamin J, Aluminum Sulfate, Oxide Glycol, HCl, Anti-freeze, Sulfuric Acid, Nuclear Binitrate, Yellow #5, Phosphoric Acid, Hydro Ooxyzyclone, Maltodextrin, Chlorine Dioxide, and whatever else is on their. Yep sounds REAL healthy! NOT!

[Olookakittie]

I wonder how many people took this seriously and went rite to the store to get some.

[nomorecheapstuff]

Take a little of this jizz jazz lmao.

[AfrojackFTW]

Thumbs up if you paused it at 0:27

[JDMmachine]

"its mostly plastic so it never goes bad" lmao

[Icybubbles97]

It makes ugly people smarter?

[Peter199977]

What song is that at the beginning of the commercial?

[TheMinipixie]

Is this a real commercial? What kind of message were they trying to send?! LMAO!!

[h4unt3dfx]

@TheMinipixie Yes, it is a real commercial and yes, they really did fill a 2 minute slot with it. I have seen it on TV a few times now. Mainly Cartoon Network or.... it may have been Comedy Central.

[shashoni109]

@TheMinipixie No what kind of ads are fake.

[Kutujames]

isnt that bree olson?

[BlackC13]

FRAP!

[lintlickerize]

@BlackC13 KABLAMO

[sleepy1130]

Have anyone read three ingredients anti freeze

[NEWSFLASH666]

I laughed because they were mocking vince from shamwow XD

[walkingreject86]

Some of those chemicals don't even exist, and I believe they meant to say potassium permangante. Not sure if that was intentionally spelled wrong or not. But still hilarious.

[troopjc2010]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAH!!!!!! So your sink's clogged?? Take a little of this, pour it down the drain, FRAP!!! Unclogged, your loivng it.

[amirzizle1]

Thanks Worx Energy you've helped me realize that your probably no different than your competitors..

[BigDaddyG13]

whos that girl

[pikespice]

That's how Energy Blaster cures all those diseases: it kills you, so you won't have to worry about those things anymore. (not even notties!)

[asfbi]

the ingredients list lmfao!! HCL! and phosphoric acid lmao

[FNQUIK01]

It turns notties into hotties!! Lol that's great

[tkarmadragon]

One of the ingredients is 'Cyanogen' :-D

[youngaxmaryland]

Yo when I first saw this commercial and the cures herpes and the clap line came up I thought I was hearing shit but the more it came on I was like this commercial pushed the envelope but it was hilarious kinda like the Axe commercial about cleaning balls last year lol

[23Belligerent]

Those ingredients look like a meth labs grocery list, drink up tweekers!

[TheTeamBeige]

COLBY JAMES WEST -3

[SuperSkierdude]

Its coolly west...finally some good publicity for the ski world!!

[rb7magnetico]

Notties into Hotties!!!!! I wonder if Wile E Coyote is the brains behind this commercial.

[mrtriplenegative]

I thought it said fraps so i was like isnt that copyright

[billyvince124]

i saw a shorter version on tv.

[rotvalo]

Who is that hot babe?  I'll I can say is that I'm really PUMPED for this commercial.

[carnutvic]

FRAP

[jokerandviolator69]

"KABLAMO"...LMFAO!?!



[kdnankiv]

0:25 thumbs up

[DeadPresidents408]

Naughties into Hotties!

[duty9450]

why couldn't this be real

[TheSwaggaElite]

It includes Yellow # 5

[congalala6777]

one of the best commercials i've seen all year. i love it

[jerknesswallace]

Worst possible way to advertise your product, Worx.

[TopOfTheScoreboard]

Oh, so he did say herpes. I had to watch this video to make sure I was hearing him right.

[WojekSiren]

Energy Blaster 3000 must of been made in Soviet Russia. 

[yodaddyxx]

i'm gonna give this to my boyfriend in hopes that he turns out to be a hot blonde chick

[superdooper41]

@yodaddyxx or dies...

[princemarkiss17]

kaphlowy

[greenma201]

ozone and antifreeze XD

[glaked32]

Not as good as powerthirst.

[WORM1100]

FRAP, your lovin it!

[Crackomatic289]

Kamblamo bitches!!!

[adamgore1]

lol the bloody T-shirt

[heca906]

man that blonde girl is so hott. the one with the beard.

[Paramud]

"No product can do this stuff! Except for ours! Buy our stuff!"

[andrewc513]

Is 0:22 the "Telephone" Chat Roulette guy?

[NASCARFAN160]

Wait....was the blood part taken away for a reason?

[NASCARFAN160]

Sweet, and an extended version! :D

[6868mj]

1:01-1:04....LMAO!!

[Cronosinfinity]

Lmao

[medwardl]

anyone else notice that almost every ingredient listed will kill you.

[xxTellTheTruthxx]

@medwardl Looks like the recipe for Meth.

[questman1102]

@medwardl ozone WTF!

[989ZEUS]

@medwardl details, details

[Veneer22]

This makes me not want to drink any of these 5 hour energy drinks at all... Not a good idea 

[jj125]

say your car battery has acid corrosion on pour a little of this stuff on there.....wait nvm that exist already its called coke and people drink that.

[jynx2501]

@jj125 Its not coke that cleans corrosion, but the carbonated water. Its the same reason you use hydrogen peroxide on a wound. (also the power behind Oxiclean) Take a chemistry class. Universal solvent + bubbling oxygen = breaks shit apart.

[jj125]

@jynx2501 my bad, well still dont trust coke. sociology major in college took biology for a science credit :)

[jj125]

man had me dieing at 0:58 and taste great. by the way those ing on the right look a list for how to make meth

[MusicGamerGod]

this thing cures diabetes, herpes, the clap!

[BAH5790]

It's that guy from shamwow and slap chop.

[cynphonique]

Everytime I see a stupid video i always think of get paid for your opinion online lol!

[savagejv]

hmmmm cures "The clap" huh? might need to get one

[manlymaster]

who is the lady at 0:23 ???

[manlymaster]

who is the lady, if any one knows

[flogmaster93]

i bought some energy blaster 3000. and frankly, im afraid to drink it. i think ill use it to get the blood of my shirt. or maybe to turn my big sister into a hottie. kablamo!

[heca906]

@flogmaster93 incest time?

[flogmaster93]

@heca906 more like all the time!!

[TheTrollionaire]

made a thread on newschoolers bout this.

Toasty.  cheaaa

[MasterCraftedGifts]

Ahaha, Vitamin J! Anti Freeze! Nuclear Binitrate! Ozone! AND Milk of Mercury?!?! Wow- not even my local Wal-Mart has this Shit in stock... Kablamo!

[KScharba]

I am going to make it my personal mission to thumbs down every comment that says, "thumb up..." anything. If you have a truly original comment or thought you don't need to ask for thumbs up.

I had seen this ad on late one night and was wondering what the hell. After seeing the whole thing, it's still pretty stupid.

[flogmaster93]

sulfuric anhydride, OZONE, peracetic acid, diethyl ether, potassium permananate, toluene

[flogmaster93]

acetone, barium sulfate, graphite carbonate, phenol calomel, malium green, magnesium candy, lead dioxide, milk of mercury, vitamin j, aluminum sulfate, oxide glycol, hydro-chloric acid, antifreeze, sulfur acid, nuclear binitrate, yellow number 5 (the stuff they use in mustard?), phosphoric acid, hydro ooxyzyclone (wtf?), maltodextrin, chlorine dioxide, cyanogen, allykalumunums, commune hydroperoxide, ethylene oxide, hydrogen flouride, tetraflourohydrazin, phosphine, pentaflouride to be continued

[VictoriaLove1017]

Kan it bring dead people back too life???? 0_0

[mackiem23]

FRAP!