I'll be spectating you with the old flying camera. I'm an invisible bloody watchman, with a bored bloody look! Oh, they're going to have to LOOK YOU BACK TOGETHER. IN TF2!
What makes me a good spectator? If I were a BAD spectator I wouldn't be sitting here, spectating everyone now would I? One spectating button, one wayward pinch of observation, one errant LOOK... and "chirp chirp chirp".
Now I got two spectating eyes. I'm a neutral, boring SPECTATOR! They've got less [BEEP] then they look from the likes of me. So! To all you mercenaries so fighting, so busy, so cock-sure, prancing about with the lack of spectating eyeballs! Come and spectate me I say!
I am Heavy Spectator Guy... and these. Are my glasses. They weigh 150 ounces and send me $200 custom tool frames per minute... It costs four hundred thousand dollars to watch this game... for TWELVE SECONDS. Oh my god, who touched Dasha? There there... WHO TOUCHED MY GAME? Some people think they can out watch me. Maybe... maybe. I have yet to meet one who can outsmart Idler.
Hey buddy, im a spectator. That means i watch people. Not like stalker style, cuz that would purview me not living in jail. I watch people in cameras. For instance, how am i gonna stop that mean mother hubbard from killing me? The answer is to watch. And if that dont work... Use more watch.... Like this wall camera here. Built by valve, used by me, and you better hope... Not watchin you...
If spectating is sure to result in getting bored, then you must spectatet! Spectator said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about spectating than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living playing could best him in the ring of spectating.
And from that day forward any time a bunch of players are together in one place it's called a show! Unless it's a spawn point!
Then using his fight money, Sun tzu bought 2 of every kind of animal. Then he herded then onto a boat, and then he spectated the crap outa each and every one
If spectating is sure to result in getting bored, then you must watch! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about spectating than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living player could best him in the ring of watching. Then, he used his watch money to watch two of every player on TF2, and then he watched them into the intel and then he watch the crap out of every single one.
You listenin? okay. Grass grows, birds fly, and brutha, i watch people. I'm a force of watching. You watch from where i watch from, youd be fuckin dead.
Spectators a good job mate, no challenge at work, stay indoors, i guarantee you'll never go hungry cause at the end of the day, as long as there's 3 people left on the planet, someone's gonna want to see the other 2 kill each other.
Hey look buddy, I'm a spectator. That means, I solve problems. Not problems like "Which team should I join", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of the players. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I supposed to keep the teams balanced when there is already the same number of players on each team? The answer, is to spectate. And if that don't work, spectate some more. Like this noob, spectating like me, and you best hope, not joining the same team as you.
spectator said that, and i think he knows a little more about staring then you do pal, because he invented it, and perfected it so no man could best him in the birdwacthing tournament (show spectator staring at birds) then he used his watch money to buy 2 of every animal on earth, then he herded them on to a boat, and then he stared the crap out of each and every one of them.
Spectatin's a good job, mate! Watchin' the people, going through walls, guaranteed I won't grow bored, cause at the end of the round, as long as there's two players left in the map, someone's gonna kill someone DEAD. Courage? Look mate, you know who has a lot of courage? Spies who capture the intel by themselves. Spectators have standards. Be alert. Be patient. And have a plan to look at any player you meet.
u spectated the spectator who spectates matches spectated by people who play and died then click spectate while the spectator.....spectates.....figure that out while i go eat dinner
Watchings a good job mate. it's lazy work sitting indoors. I garenty u will go 'ungry 'cause at the end of the day as long as your still watching ya can't be bothered to go to the fridge
If spectating is sure to result in victory, then you must spectate! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about spectating than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of observation!
.......... Suck my dick
AndyUltraExplosivo 1 week ago
How does this video have so many likes? I mean really?
jrjuggalo159 2 weeks ago
No effort put in this AT ALL. Machinima is just going downhill
iEATlimes2 3 weeks ago
Haha perfect imitation of spect
Brewers0011 4 weeks ago
The best video of machinima !
alexhitman606 4 weeks ago
Spectator.... with sniper ending
dark13death 4 weeks ago
WOW! This is soooo exciting!
TheFlippy100 1 month ago
Soo... 5 seconds of effort = almost 350,000 views?
SuadeWilliams 1 month ago
@SuadeWilliams Obviously
ICrosbyI15 1 month ago
tell me did any spectate a red spy on the way here
u didnt then we still have a problem - raysiris
Translated:
Tell me, did anyone spectate a red spy on the way here?
No one? Then we still have a problem...
MrYoyo200 1 month ago
tell me did any spectate a red spy on the way here
u didnt then we still have a problem
raysiris 2 months ago
my favorite part is when he started to spectate
Deidarara14 2 months ago 5
Nice
LOLGmod 2 months ago
SO TOUCHING
OddCritic 2 months ago
I liked the part where it spun.
amanthegamer 2 months ago
Now... lets go practice spectating...
chil1ywi1ly 2 months ago
He's watching us right now
0.0
MrGreen19900 2 months ago
...
Hackified 2 months ago
Spectators have STANDARDS:
-Be invisible
-Be patient
-Have a plan to spectate everyone you meet
*suddenly spawns*
DAMN IT!
hbar45 3 months ago 5
my favorite part is when he coffed
playstation4441 3 months ago
I love how people use meet the's lines for make these jokes xD
tirsod2000 3 months ago
thanks. i REALLY needed that.
marvelmaster855 3 months ago
I'll be spectating you with the old flying camera. I'm an invisible bloody watchman, with a bored bloody look! Oh, they're going to have to LOOK YOU BACK TOGETHER. IN TF2!
raptor777777 3 months ago
What makes me a good spectator? If I were a BAD spectator I wouldn't be sitting here, spectating everyone now would I? One spectating button, one wayward pinch of observation, one errant LOOK... and "chirp chirp chirp".
Now I got two spectating eyes. I'm a neutral, boring SPECTATOR! They've got less [BEEP] then they look from the likes of me. So! To all you mercenaries so fighting, so busy, so cock-sure, prancing about with the lack of spectating eyeballs! Come and spectate me I say!
raptor777777 3 months ago
And worst of all... he could be spectating anyone of us.
He could be spectating this very room!
He could be spectating you.
He could be spectating me!
He could even be spectating... *head blows up*
PiippoJr 3 months ago 8
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
SuperTweedledum 3 months ago
I am Heavy Spectator Guy... and these. Are my glasses. They weigh 150 ounces and send me $200 custom tool frames per minute... It costs four hundred thousand dollars to watch this game... for TWELVE SECONDS. Oh my god, who touched Dasha? There there... WHO TOUCHED MY GAME? Some people think they can out watch me. Maybe... maybe. I have yet to meet one who can outsmart Idler.
personguyanon 4 months ago 8
Epic!
XXPENCHEXX 4 months ago
lol
stingpyre 4 months ago
I KNOW THIS MAP, its a idling map
MrKillingtime99 4 months ago
@MrKillingtime99 well one thing is for sure, not many people give a crap.
bobochow5 3 months ago
@MrKillingtime99 that map is famous. Lots of people it. Just a few people doesn't.
adliikhwan280 3 months ago
the spectator is a spy!
0zzy257 4 months ago
that spectator is a sniper!
eyen22buck 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@XephosFan1001 Shame..... shame on you....
jpiroden 4 months ago
i think this is the only machinima video ive ever favortied. i know, its hard to believe but machinima video was actually funny :0
toSTONEiGO 4 months ago
um lame
Royster311 4 months ago
WARNING! This video's content is so exciting, you will shit yourself! Just thought you should know.
masterplusmargarita 4 months ago 4
i liked the part when there was a ? hologram
compatflame9 4 months ago
Is it just me or is machinima not as good as it used to be?,,,,,
VGVCproductions 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@VGVCproductions this was 2 years ago
flyboy248 4 months ago
Dad, dad. I'm a- ye- NOT a crazed stalker dad, I'm a spectator. Well, the difference being one's a job, the other's mental sickness.
13XZero 5 months ago 11
best vid on machinima!
fancyguyfromsweden 5 months ago
It costs 400,000 Drops to spectate for 12 seconds
artiziff123 5 months ago
Thats a very nice question mark you have there :)
erykkkkkkkk 5 months ago
THAT SPECTATOR IS A SPY!
OMFGEPICFACE123 5 months ago 97
@OMFGEPICFACE123 NO, THAT SNIPER IS A SPY
txtdata 3 months ago
this sucks
preditor64 5 months ago
Lolz
Gozurtju 5 months ago
Intruder alert, Intruder alert, Red Spectator In the base!
PaladinGO2 5 months ago 4
it cost $400,000 dollars to spectate in 12 seconds
bloodygamer98 5 months ago
that spectator is a sniper!
TheMgStudios 5 months ago
Wow so unfunny in such a short amount of time
MrPaladin1176 5 months ago
so w8 the sniper is the spectator?
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Fr33MineCrafTT 5 months ago
WHAT?! A RED SPECTATOR IS IN THE BASE?!
WATCH THE FLAG!! HE IS LOOKING AT IT!! :O
MinecraftLovars 5 months ago
What? Thats a spectator? Well tell you what. Add a shit load o' cursing in there and you've got my basic gaming night.
StarGreg 5 months ago
that was....violent....trauma...
pein672 5 months ago
Spectating at an idling server?
SUPERNOOOB2011 5 months ago
Hey buddy, im a spectator. That means i watch people. Not like stalker style, cuz that would purview me not living in jail. I watch people in cameras. For instance, how am i gonna stop that mean mother hubbard from killing me? The answer is to watch. And if that dont work... Use more watch.... Like this wall camera here. Built by valve, used by me, and you better hope... Not watchin you...
Thecheeseman775 5 months ago 5
If spectating is sure to result in getting bored, then you must spectatet! Spectator said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about spectating than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living playing could best him in the ring of spectating.
And from that day forward any time a bunch of players are together in one place it's called a show! Unless it's a spawn point!
DylanFatalis 5 months ago 128
@DylanFatalis How do I fave a comment! Please! I wanna fave a comment!
raceimaztion 4 months ago
@raceimaztion Look for the thumbs up when you mouse over a comment :)
DylanFatalis 4 months ago
@DylanFatalis whos "meet the" thing is that from again? i remeber hearing someone in the game say it, but forget who!
toastydoom153 2 months ago
@toastydoom153 Its from Valve's Team Fortress 2 Class videos .
DylanFatalis 2 months ago
Instead of sniping, the sniper just spectated...
Wanzerbot 5 months ago
.....so freaking intense...and with that cough.....man i freaking went insaine
link4585 5 months ago
Kinda retarted
DJmathcat 6 months ago
funny how it zoomed out from the sniper
MrMitchthegreat 6 months ago
"I am spectator guy, and this is spectating."
"Some people think they can spectate me, but I have yet to found one that can spectate a spectator."
MistaLister 6 months ago 4
that cough is a spy!!
AceBoomHeadshot 6 months ago
761 people are idler
BWS777unlucky 6 months ago
that snipers a spectator!
candypieman 6 months ago
whats make me a good Spectator?
really nothing but,whatever....
kennyx221 6 months ago
As the wise pyro once said "Mmmpfhh mpffhh mpgh pff mpffff". Nuff said.
RandomDude014 6 months ago
Idle map?
mrzip48 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i want this as my screensaver
MegaSebastian12345 6 months ago
if i see one more FINISH HIM! annotation on games that have nothing to do with it ill go crazy.
Protheans 6 months ago
@Protheans you stole my comment lol.
wolf92193 6 months ago
@Protheans what they even about?
privatepessleneck 6 months ago
Scout: What are you President of his fan club?
Spy: No...that would be the Spectator
Scout: ah- ah- uh
Spy: And now he is here to watch us!!!
firstblood400 6 months ago
Then using his fight money, Sun tzu bought 2 of every kind of animal. Then he herded then onto a boat, and then he spectated the crap outa each and every one
TheLolman64 6 months ago
WOW THATS SOOO COOOOOOOOOOL!
Seoxtem1 6 months ago
spectators a good job mate challenging work
dopeman459 6 months ago 2
@dopeman459 in doors sure you'll go hungry because as long as their 2 people on the planet, someone is gonna want to watch someone die,
privatepessleneck 6 months ago
@privatepessleneck ha thats funny
dopeman459 6 months ago
ceiling spectator is watching you idle
Maxflay3r 6 months ago
... tat WUZ AWEESOMEEE
Rapider10 6 months ago
i feel...alive
godzillaman235 6 months ago
If spectating is sure to result in getting bored, then you must watch! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about spectating than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living player could best him in the ring of watching. Then, he used his watch money to watch two of every player on TF2, and then he watched them into the intel and then he watch the crap out of every single one.
DylanFatalis 6 months ago 5
The engine is a spectator.
The pyro is a spectator.
The spy is a double Spectator.
MPHMPMMPMmhhphm!
TorashVD 6 months ago
You listenin? okay. Grass grows, birds fly, and brutha, i watch people. I'm a force of watching. You watch from where i watch from, youd be fuckin dead.
souperhero13 6 months ago
That was an incredible watching spree....
BY THE OTHER SPECTATOR!
DrClawizdead 6 months ago
Spectators a good job mate, no challenge at work, stay indoors, i guarantee you'll never go hungry cause at the end of the day, as long as there's 3 people left on the planet, someone's gonna want to see the other 2 kill each other.
Toxicboy24598 6 months ago 44
Hey look buddy, I'm a spectator. That means, I solve problems. Not problems like "Which team should I join", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of the players. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I supposed to keep the teams balanced when there is already the same number of players on each team? The answer, is to spectate. And if that don't work, spectate some more. Like this noob, spectating like me, and you best hope, not joining the same team as you.
sxmxxl 6 months ago 7
spectators have standards. be polite. be efficien. have a plan to watch everyone you meet
TastyBBQking 6 months ago 4
It could be you, It could be me, It could even be the SPECTATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isrel156 6 months ago
The comments are funnier that the actuall video
edcellwarrior 6 months ago 7
@edcellwarrior so true
omgthatisgood 5 months ago
Mmhhurmuhuuh huh huda hudahur muh hur
Liberator323 6 months ago
spah sappin mah television
ThunderGunGaming 6 months ago
I spectate practical problems
jOkErGuEsT 6 months ago 2
when i see someone is spectating,i feel like im being watched...
Supercoolamazingdude 6 months ago
That map is achievement_idle.
Fjodoraxel 6 months ago
Why did it zoom out of the sniper at the end???
TnJMoviez 6 months ago
@TnJMoviez 'Cause the sniper rules :D
Glaciondude 6 months ago
Spectator's sapping my sentry, AND teleporter, AND dispenser..
MrSlayer543 6 months ago
spectator said that, and i think he knows a little more about staring then you do pal, because he invented it, and perfected it so no man could best him in the birdwacthing tournament (show spectator staring at birds) then he used his watch money to buy 2 of every animal on earth, then he herded them on to a boat, and then he stared the crap out of each and every one of them.
privatepessleneck 6 months ago
@privatepessleneck and then he beat the crap out of each and every one of them... in a staring contest
roboticscreamskull 6 months ago
@roboticscreamskull lol
privatepessleneck 6 months ago
achievement/idle map
TehAwesomishdude 6 months ago
im not a crazed fan dad im a spectator.. well the difference is ones a federal offence and the other is a proffesion
justinx4 6 months ago
"I don't even know where to start with you, do you know who I am? Kind of a big deal!"
MadxGam3r 6 months ago
HOW IS SNIPER A SPECTATOR?!
GLaDOS996 6 months ago
this is the idle map that gains you items
kenners1993 6 months ago
i like this... becauses of the epic top 2 comment lol
wanlizhang123 6 months ago
...this BLOWS.
crapparc 6 months ago
It costs $200,000 to be a spectator for 12 seconds...
deantivakul 6 months ago
lol?
xXInokXx 6 months ago
Grass grows, bird's fly, sun shines, and brotha i watch people.
*BOINK!*
Imma force a nature
*BOINK*
And if you were watchin what I was watching... youd be fuckin bored!
Urbanmaniac111 6 months ago 172
@Urbanmaniac111 LOL
MrKillerzod 6 months ago
*Says quote from a "Meet The" video and changes it to be about spectating and gets 100 likes*
GR33NTHUNDAH 6 months ago
That's why when many spectators are in one place it's called a spectating zoo!
Unless it's a spectating farm!
World1Level2 6 months ago 2
Grass grows, bird's fly, sun shines, and brotha i watch people.
admin299 6 months ago 2
The Spectator is clearly in an idle server. :L
BFHKevin 6 months ago
The Spectator could be anywhere! He could be watching you! He could be watching me! He could even be...*boom!*
Shilvow 6 months ago 7
I am spectator guy and this is my screen
2017michaelhill 6 months ago 4
Achivment Unlocked!: Stalker-watch a epic battle for three hours
Achivment Unlocked!: Camera Man-spectate the enemy intell wihtin 10 seconds of the round starting
Achivment Unlocked!: PLAY THE F@%KING GAME!!!-play as the spectater for 20 rounds straight wihtout changing classes
champ4life30 7 months ago 5
What happens now??
Now.....
Lets go practise spectating....
SnipednSnicks 7 months ago 4
It costs $000,000 dollars to spectate you for 12 seconds.
skullerx 7 months ago 104
@skullerx Shit, thats more than I earn in a year...
MCbigass13 5 months ago
@skullerx That real it,s free to play now
cashmodzv6 5 months ago
I'm not a creepy stalker, Dad, I'm a spectator! ,,, Well the difference bein' one's simple lethargy and the other's mental illness!
KylerWyler 7 months ago 5
Grass grows. Birds fly. Sun shines and brother, I watch people.
I'm a Force-Of-Nature.
If you were watching from where I was watching, you would be f*cking bored.
smackdown1245 7 months ago 6
THE SPECTATOR IS A SPY !!! oh wait ...
overdosered 7 months ago
YOU JUST BLEW 36 OF SPECTATING
mouchie1100 7 months ago
Spectatin's a good job, mate! Watchin' the people, going through walls, guaranteed I won't grow bored, cause at the end of the round, as long as there's two players left in the map, someone's gonna kill someone DEAD. Courage? Look mate, you know who has a lot of courage? Spies who capture the intel by themselves. Spectators have standards. Be alert. Be patient. And have a plan to look at any player you meet.
weezing22arbok 7 months ago 3
it cost $400,000 to spectate...for 12 seconds
AznHaterLover 7 months ago 3
u spectated the spectator who spectates matches spectated by people who play and died then click spectate while the spectator.....spectates.....figure that out while i go eat dinner
Ruckusrocket 7 months ago
HE JUST SPECTATED ALL MY BLOOD!
Muster128 7 months ago
If spectating is sure to result in victory. Then spectate!
PegasuZProductions 7 months ago
*cough*
Justas923 7 months ago
Grass grows, Birds fly, Sun shines, and brother I Spectate people.
morg2k999 7 months ago 2
Tell me... did any of you happen to kill a green spectator on their way here? no? then we still have trouble.
roboticscreamskull 7 months ago
@roboticscreamskull soldier: and a binocular...
scout: ohh big problem i killed plenty of spectators, their a dime a dozen creepy stalker, like you, ow no offense.
privatepessleneck 6 months ago
Spectators have Standards. Be observant. Be judgemental. And have a plan to copy everyone's tactics.
iSeeSeamen 7 months ago 3
Blu team: Join us
Spectator: Later
Sticker704 7 months ago 3
lol achievment_idle map?what can you spectate there?
LSRoby 7 months ago 2
@LSRoby Idlers.
kingkitty20 7 months ago
The spectator is the sniper?
happypotter187 7 months ago
@happypotter187 No, Don´t you see him?, he is right behind him
PegasuZProductions 7 months ago
I am the spectator, and this is my screen.
It costs $ 400,000 to watch through this screen for 12 seconds.
EliaForce1984ita 7 months ago 3
Why did it zoom out from the Sniper at the end?
Bittergamer1886 7 months ago 2
BEST ONE YET!!!!!
TheDrummerboy315 7 months ago
Watchings a good job mate. it's lazy work sitting indoors. I garenty u will go 'ungry 'cause at the end of the day as long as your still watching ya can't be bothered to go to the fridge
jaws100001 7 months ago 2
Nice to meet you....?
boatonhana 7 months ago
DAMN ! WHERE IS SPECTATOR??????
xatifnaft 7 months ago
The spectator slept with Scout's mom...
CTmera 7 months ago
Spectator is a Spy!
aabueh 7 months ago 4
whats with the finish hims ffs!!
gamespeaker13 7 months ago
@gamespeaker13 machinima are sucking up to the very bad brawler, mortal kombat
CodexAnother 7 months ago
I remember when they added the other 9 classes to Spectator fortress 2.
TheLEGO3907 7 months ago
Spectator is Sniper!
IndustriesPnC 7 months ago
hahahahahahahaha!
vchora1 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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OlaPessoais 7 months ago
And now he's here! to spectate us
GmodSuperFilms 7 months ago 3
it cost $400,000 Dollars to spectate this battle... for 12 seconds.
supersmashermeta 7 months ago 136
@supersmashermeta YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WhySoPenguin 6 months ago
@supersmashermeta it cost me $400,00 dollars to whatch your comment for 12 seconds
wfdafr 6 months ago
@wfdafr It cost $400,000 Dollars to make a comment about something costing $400,000 to do... for 12 seconds... for 12 seconds.
supersmashermeta 6 months ago
OMFG I LOVE HOW THE QUESTION MARK IS SPINNING AROUND!! ITS FUCKIN BAD ASS!
EpicNoob510 7 months ago 3
If spectating is sure to result in victory, then you must spectate! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about spectating than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of observation!
DiscordChaos 7 months ago 2
So Fuck Everything And Run 3 times?
F3AR
LTRapolas 7 months ago
@LTRapolas Nothing to do with video..
mt2oo8 7 months ago
Hmm, so the specatator is a Sniper.....
poopyfanno1 7 months ago
hes on an idle map
JayDude003 7 months ago
thats just lazy...
DUSAbruddah 7 months ago
Grass grows, birds fly, and brutha, I watch people.
BigGreen204 7 months ago 33
@BigGreen204 D: You hurt people?
*No he said WATCH people...*
I KNOW ;-; HOW COULD HE HURT THEM
ShellRageVG 6 months ago
@BigGreen204 hmm I guess the sun doesnt shine any more :(
CSterrorist 6 months ago
Red or Blu? I take the third option: Team Spectator.
tkayube 7 months ago 3