OK really.... I think this is just a wee bit of a stereotype. Girls... do you really wipe down the bathroom every single time you take a shower? And I know guys don't laugh at their own farts in the shower. It is just not funny when you are by yourself. And come on, everyone knows that men and women both pee in the the shower.
I take clothes off in bathroom, leave em in a pile on the floor, check mirror for zits or anything fucked up i hadnt noticed yet, turn on water, wait ten minutes for it to get hot, shampoo, pee, condition, soap while condition soaks in, rinse conditioner and soap off at same time, turn off shower, stand there for a minute and daydream, get out of shower wishing i had a bathmat, dry off with towel size of small country, go to room with dirty clothes and change into clean ones. im a dude too.
i have a built in videoscreen in my shower. i watch porn videos on it and jerk off or sometimes my girlfriend joins me and we watch the video and have sex in the shower. the same old bed/kitchen table/restroom at target gets old so we mix it up this way. plus, when we finish, we just wash off all the liquids and ta-da, we're nice n clean. too bad no one i know can do this because they don't have a video screen running the newest porn flicks inside their shower! tee hee!
for the girl thing it mostly true except the boob fixing thing lol its like why do you need to push them up they just go back to where they were and look the same so wth. The guy stuff i REALLY hope it is'nt true cos i share a bathroom with my parents and i really dont want a peed on tub, thats where you get CLEAN not a place to get filthy and stuff and its disturbing to think what my dad could be doing O.Olol
@xxxAlesanaFan4everxx very true lol xD i'm starting to think the same thing when i just watched this vid 0_o but my mum... fixing her boobs... O_O but ye im a boy and i dont pee cos its very unhygienic and very disturbing as u said :O
@daniel121997 its good to know some guys care about this! haha i really never understand why people fix their boobs it really makes no difference to me thats like saying "yo, that girl over there is really hot (fixes penis)" lol kinda pointless to do that lol
Well, I do a few of the manly things but I also do a bit of womanly things in the shower. I use certain shampoos and shit in my hair along with conditioner and shit but I do the mohawk thing (especially back when I had a mohawk) but I don't shake my penis at anyone. Mainly cause I just live with my mom. . .
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OMFG It was like watching myself leading to and into the shower.. .ahahah I rofled when "blow your nose and let the water rinse it out" showed up... such detail to the truth of man showers lol
hahah woman are weak and bitches , cry babyes , we are the men , the best sex in the galaxy , woman are ur slaves , bitches cock suckers , fuck u all slaves
Yeah Calvin 45x821 how big are your jewels? And how often do you like playing with it in the shower? Shooting out that baby batter all over the shower wall. You certainly must be very experienced ha?!
Zomg TRUEEEEEEEEEEE
NinjaAdorable 4 weeks ago
TRUE!!!
Fireflyz2 4 weeks ago
2:17 i really do this LOL XD
reynaldosptr 1 month ago
2:42 It's exactly that !!!! I do this !!
PSNdodoboss 1 month ago
I def shower like a man, fuck the hamper!
FlamminHott07 1 month ago
loool i'm a man and i find this hilarious! yes, in fact we do some of those things =)
RubasJLeone 1 month ago
true dat LMAO
Wolfythekid 1 month ago
true, true...
sandr1ka1 1 month ago
1:15 Hold the Fucking phone!!!!! Something is missing here!!!!! Let's not be skipping the important stuff, Ladies!
SirTaylorRyan 1 month ago 3
@SirTaylorRyan all scrappy without foam xD
angelique1516 1 month ago
OK really.... I think this is just a wee bit of a stereotype. Girls... do you really wipe down the bathroom every single time you take a shower? And I know guys don't laugh at their own farts in the shower. It is just not funny when you are by yourself. And come on, everyone knows that men and women both pee in the the shower.
dkmunyan 1 month ago
@dkmunyan I laugh all the time when I tear ass
2121pooper 1 month ago
I think some men have found that they' aren't really men
omaralasmar 1 month ago
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omaralasmar 1 month ago
veryyy truee...
93sachit 1 month ago
That guy is a traitor. Burn him to the steak.
Preperationxx 2 months ago
He is so nasty peeing in the tub
Abetterme28 2 months ago
that lady that is in the shower is fun
Abetterme28 2 months ago
absolutely right wxept the last point xD
o118449259 2 months ago
Gosh.... this is too accurate.... :P haha
gaft24 3 months ago 2
I take clothes off in bathroom, leave em in a pile on the floor, check mirror for zits or anything fucked up i hadnt noticed yet, turn on water, wait ten minutes for it to get hot, shampoo, pee, condition, soap while condition soaks in, rinse conditioner and soap off at same time, turn off shower, stand there for a minute and daydream, get out of shower wishing i had a bathmat, dry off with towel size of small country, go to room with dirty clothes and change into clean ones. im a dude too.
IfAGoatCouldShit 3 months ago
@IfAGoatCouldShit exept for the pee part, i must be one, too ..
mirigoesfreak 1 month ago
I do everything on that list xcept weiner drawing and the "woowoo"
XxSamuraixX89 3 months ago
I am girl and I think I shower like a man...
ShinShia456 5 months ago
@ShinShia456 Did you draw the "p" thing in your mirror, too? LOL...
snowolfox 1 month ago
Did he died?
Boroviac 5 months ago
Fuck
babygirl17209 5 months ago
I don't do this fixl
babygirl17209 5 months ago
THIS VIDEOS IS FOR LADIES ONLY, I THINK.
ukgreaterlondon 8 months ago
damn all correct, except I dont draw genitals on the mirrors because my mom uses the same bathroom, though I could start :D
UberScubaNZ 11 months ago
haha. this video made me feel like taking a shower. :)
waffletard 11 months ago 22
i do take my showers like that except i dont clean it afterwards lol
brenda85165 1 year ago
wrong! i pee first, fall asleep in shower wake up, then wash my hair. I wash my body on like every other monday rofl
milaspooon 1 year ago
LOL! The only parts of the woman that were off were the multiple washcloths.
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Spend majority of time washing privates :P so true
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BETHANYDEENA 1 year ago
i do more than just pee in the shower, but i don't think anyone wants to hear about that
dyingromeo 1 year ago 4
so did a man or a women direct this?
every1hatesIowans 1 year ago
most parts on the men's part are rly facts hahaa
TraceurMikado 1 year ago
Lol it's so true! nearly exactly how I shower only I DO use the bath mat XD
leafytree499 1 year ago
"Then draw boobs so you feel manly" LMAO
I actually shower more like a man based on this video...
RichardForkins 1 year ago
This is pretty sexist both ways.
JetpackNinjaDinosaur 1 year ago
@JetpackNinjaDinosaur So? Deal with it.
mikevisionHD 1 year ago
CRAP
our secrets are out guys. hurry dicract the women with your drawn penises and woo woo noiese!!!!!
DeafLord18 1 year ago
How does this guy know!!!. that is exacly whst i do!!!....haha ima Guy. and i do make that "woo- woo" sound...hahaha
Chepo760 1 year ago
wow thats actually pretty acurate.
Bigbadmeenie2 1 year ago
okay, i leave the clothes in a pile, and i only use face scrub twice a week, for like two minutes, other than that, the woman one was close.
SharksRule567 1 year ago
Scir91Screencap or it didn't happen.
Ryushai 1 year ago
i have a built in videoscreen in my shower. i watch porn videos on it and jerk off or sometimes my girlfriend joins me and we watch the video and have sex in the shower. the same old bed/kitchen table/restroom at target gets old so we mix it up this way. plus, when we finish, we just wash off all the liquids and ta-da, we're nice n clean. too bad no one i know can do this because they don't have a video screen running the newest porn flicks inside their shower! tee hee!
scir91 1 year ago
You need porn to make shower sex exciting? How boring!
chuckrecut 1 year ago
Cheaaa!... so true :D
CroatianRocket93 2 years ago
Im a boy and i do all of those :D
except pee in the shower...
Jmvars 2 years ago 2
lol wow beat the guy who made the video peak in the window when i was taking a shower cus thats waht i do
rice0boy0 2 years ago
lol, jokes, but true.
TheMangarita 2 years ago
kinda in between the two for me.
elvisheepofdoom 2 years ago
Holly shit!! I'm a boy and I do all that crap!!! LOL!!! 5/5
qwerty4what 2 years ago
omg that is absolutely true, i do all of that :O
ciccarello 2 years ago
hahahaha!
Vlamakis 2 years ago
for the girl thing it mostly true except the boob fixing thing lol its like why do you need to push them up they just go back to where they were and look the same so wth. The guy stuff i REALLY hope it is'nt true cos i share a bathroom with my parents and i really dont want a peed on tub, thats where you get CLEAN not a place to get filthy and stuff and its disturbing to think what my dad could be doing O.Olol
xxxAlesanaFan4everxx 2 years ago 3
Sorry, but guys totally do that. I've done all of that except draw the penis... and I'm not married.
TheAjentJ 2 years ago
@xxxAlesanaFan4everxx very true lol xD i'm starting to think the same thing when i just watched this vid 0_o but my mum... fixing her boobs... O_O but ye im a boy and i dont pee cos its very unhygienic and very disturbing as u said :O
daniel121997 2 years ago
@daniel121997 its good to know some guys care about this! haha i really never understand why people fix their boobs it really makes no difference to me thats like saying "yo, that girl over there is really hot (fixes penis)" lol kinda pointless to do that lol
xxxAlesanaFan4everxx 2 years ago
I shower more like a women....but I dont do the adjust breast thing...
TooRightGaming 2 years ago
so stupied
egas1234 2 years ago
damn i shower more like the man than the girl :( not supposed to be that way
eyebrowsQ8 2 years ago 2
lol that was perfect
WIDOWDUDE1 2 years ago
Well, I do a few of the manly things but I also do a bit of womanly things in the shower. I use certain shampoos and shit in my hair along with conditioner and shit but I do the mohawk thing (especially back when I had a mohawk) but I don't shake my penis at anyone. Mainly cause I just live with my mom. . .
JayMann620 2 years ago
Sometimes I have a shower just to pee.
hayesism 2 years ago 21
Exactly why not waist more water lol nice mate. I give this comment a thumbs up.
Im not even being sarcastic
TooRightGaming 2 years ago
i always make a shampoo mohawk...LoOoL
T1ME4RUSH 2 years ago
What the fuck, men dont do more then half of these things when taking a bath
Zero383224822 2 years ago
rofl funny but not very true... i'm a girl and i do a lot of the "shower like a man" things .... minus the "woo-woo" thing, of course :P
larapwns 2 years ago
LOL!!!!
PUNKNDlSORDERLY 2 years ago
I was with a guy for 2 years and every time he got out of the shower or went into the shower he shook his wiener at me and went "WOOHOO!"
lacishay 2 years ago
It could have been me and my husband in this film... LOL !!
Rudewomantt 2 years ago
LOL. I do some of these things.
josefiSnch 2 years ago
Hahahahaha !!
Face it..... man are pigs!!!
Rudewomantt 2 years ago
I'll face the fact that "Man Are Pigs" If you face the fact that 2nd grade grammar "Are Too Hard"
BattleScarGigantica 2 years ago 25
I think you have to read my comment in ''laughing mode'';-)
Life is too serious...
Rudewomantt 2 years ago
lolz
TheBearEzentials 2 years ago
@BattleScarGigantica i don't shower like other men but you women are pieces of monkey & pig crap!
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hahah woman are weak and bitches , cry babyes , we are the men , the best sex in the galaxy , woman are ur slaves , bitches cock suckers , fuck u all slaves
IBroLLyISePhIrOtH 10 months ago
lol
crazychick0390 2 years ago
LOL this is hilarious but not true at all :D
I'm a man and I do pretty much nothing of these things.
RealKengeki 2 years ago
so true
G3or631 2 years ago
My brother does the same as a guy , except show his weiner.I do the same as a girl
mysterefan4567 2 years ago
Well, not really, i think this is quite piggy exagerated.
Some of them are true, but others are typicall from a piggy careless dude! LMAO?
I guess im a (metro) then, in comparison to this piggy.....
STALKERX9 2 years ago
you might be just gay instead of metro o_O
MonkeyCrabz 2 years ago
yeah the mohawk is true...
catoon95 2 years ago
Hahaaha yeah Ive done the mohawk a couple times
AnalBastard1 2 years ago
haha the one that got me the hardest is the shampoo mawhawk everyguy with lon enough hair does that
evilshadowducky911 2 years ago
Really Funny..
shinerajan 2 years ago
do man really avoid the bathmat?
why?
gaara7364983 2 years ago
OMFG It was like watching myself leading to and into the shower.. .ahahah I rofled when "blow your nose and let the water rinse it out" showed up... such detail to the truth of man showers lol
AndrosForever 2 years ago
Flawless, so flawless :D
Hencytjo 2 years ago
That was so funny. I'm a man, and I did EVERY single one of those things listed.
skipplet 2 years ago
hahaha...yeah..they do..Ive been told a lot of guys do that....
LydiaBlair 2 years ago
SOOOO TRUE!!!!!! 5star!
ravenyikimy9911 2 years ago
this is why the wifes wish list has his & hers full baths on it.
iluvbuickgnx 2 years ago
eeeeeeeew buuutt haaaaaairsss WTFFF
persianqu33n 3 years ago
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HorseGrl52985 3 years ago
I kinda shower like a man. xD
wannabeair007 3 years ago
Do guys really do that? Im a girl and thats exactly what women do in the shower! But pee?! Come on now!
LydiaBlair 3 years ago
Yeah, they do. It's probably because of the warm water.
KabukiIntrasolar 3 years ago
yeeer weeee dooo LOL
yoda8yamum 2 years ago
I know i push up my boobs like that and pose in the mirror...haha..ALL women do that!!
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IBroLLyISePhIrOtH 10 months ago
yeah...lol. freal
thewetbandito 2 years ago
Yeah Calvin 45x821 how big are your jewels? And how often do you like playing with it in the shower? Shooting out that baby batter all over the shower wall. You certainly must be very experienced ha?!
EnforcedWarwick 3 years ago
i love doing da shampoo mohawk xD
izaakwi 3 years ago
Absolutely genius!
paynemacleod 3 years ago
Hahaha, it's true
omgsobored12345 3 years ago
maybe im really a woman then.
seepauliedie 3 years ago
yeah wow ;) lmao
francky654321 3 years ago
pass bye ur wife and make the woo woo sound lmfao thats terrible!
ddoodd3 3 years ago
draw a penis in the mirror! horrible! lol
peepo45 4 years ago 3
hahahah I draw on the mirror too, but I draw faces usually lol
AndrosForever 2 years ago
i draw on the mirror nd im a girl haha i draw love hearts and sometyms faces :P
peepo45 2 years ago
lol, fart and laugh about how loud it sounds^^omfg lol omg THE BEST
SirCedrik16 4 years ago 3
LOL! Yeah that´s right!
funkychics 4 years ago 3