I very much doubt this guy has ever 'fed the pony' or ever will.go outside you wierd little boy and into the real world instead of living inside-meeting girls on world of warcraft isn't cool or normal
Hi there, Im doing my friend a Favour here. she realy like you but is finding it difficult to tell you. her name is, Morwenna Moore, do what you do best buddy!
Naa man, the bloke is sound looks and sounds a bit camp and just to point out the confidence he has to put this video on YouTube is quality. Well done mate
Naa man, the bloke is sound looks and sounds a bit camp and just to point out the confidence he has to put this video on YouTube is quality. Well done mate
@lolatbieberXOXO um just looked at your channel and looked at the pictures in the background and your but ugly no offense of course just thought you might want know that.
Bitch.
P.s: How the fuck did you not win the talent show?
Is this a serious video or a joke? I mean mate, you're 15 and you're trying to tell us stuff we already know, and... We know more than you. I urge you to delete these videos, otherwise youtubers are gonna savage you mate. SAVAGE you!
gayest hello. lisp. gay hand signs. glasses. dam you must be a absolute chick magnet seriously doubt you do but if you do need a wingman seriously consider me!
thumbs up if you think he looks about 10 years old..... bless him he doesnt have a clue in what hes saying....
liseychick 1 day ago
@liseychick Wow you whore..
Grow up trying to get likes just for a sense of one upmenship in your life...
He has fun making these videos so if you dont like it move on
FakenhamBoyz 9 hours ago
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN'S POISON!
ToxicHenzo 1 day ago 4
The only oyster youve seen is the one you fell out of.
superJME93 2 days ago
Press 4 repeatedly for the Karate Kid.
MuttleyMedia 4 days ago
oh my god! you're amazing! haahahha made my night!
Amber1702 5 days ago
I bet this guy gets all the pussy...
Jackelberrycucu 5 days ago
Please do a shout out!
i love you
joshdyer1992 5 days ago
tbh i was just watching his pc screen on his glasses :l
ZakaryPwnsYou 6 days ago
grrr you tame the tiger!
Fleroplane 6 days ago
i used to be like this guy, then i took a vagina to the dick.
RussianStandard3 6 days ago 3
my god
i died
rockerchick2300 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
I *PRESS 7*
4saltis 1 week ago
Quit hating bitches!!!! (this applies to men as well)
hshgf 1 week ago
poofy fucking faggot
andisouter 1 week ago
Not really listening, just keep getting distracted from the reflection in your glasses :L.... Your jokes though!
PrettyInPinkPippa 1 week ago
but u made some valid points.. cooking n stuff
wcwreymysteriojr 1 week ago
congrats! you just won no sex for live !
wcwreymysteriojr 1 week ago
YOU ARE MY HERO!!!
TheBrintz 1 week ago
you're crazy.
CinematicallyUnhappy 1 week ago
I very much doubt this guy has ever 'fed the pony' or ever will.go outside you wierd little boy and into the real world instead of living inside-meeting girls on world of warcraft isn't cool or normal
nevermindtheidiot88 1 week ago
@nevermindtheidiot88 Feel better now, you've made a kid feel bad on the internet??
TheCaptainCozmo 1 week ago
follow your tips and im sure you will find yourself a nice man
gregoryjamesmann 1 week ago
You really are a weird kid. I think its time you left your house apart from going to school/college.
GarytheDuck1000 1 week ago
You are hilarious
TheWobblyLobster 1 week ago
When he said "grr"; I died a little inside.
CrowsWSS 1 week ago
aww you may not be the "fittest" person but this is so nice, most guys are so fakely 'macho', at least you don't pretend, cute!
TheQueeniecat9911 1 week ago
you naughty boy
SirMattz 1 week ago
Fucking rat boy
Jamiexx95 1 week ago
Oooooh he lives in norfolk... That explains it...
danielwest1231 1 week ago
Thanks for the tips man!!!
iirovinetto 1 week ago
This is funny ahahha keep up the work
HudsonProducts 1 week ago
But dude.. you're clearly gay. Sorry to tell you.
oMODWOLFo 1 week ago
fat puff kill yourself
steconnor1 1 week ago
I feel sick
TomoHDGaming 1 week ago
Hi there, Im doing my friend a Favour here. she realy like you but is finding it difficult to tell you. her name is, Morwenna Moore, do what you do best buddy!
wscottify 1 week ago
player got game
19mattallen 1 week ago
omg hes funny
cwdkkp38 2 weeks ago
your worse than mclovin
timmakella1 2 weeks ago
you completed our lives <3
KayDotTeeDot 2 weeks ago
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Naa man, the bloke is sound looks and sounds a bit camp and just to point out the confidence he has to put this video on YouTube is quality. Well done mate
Coburnw12 2 weeks ago
Naa man, the bloke is sound looks and sounds a bit camp and just to point out the confidence he has to put this video on YouTube is quality. Well done mate
Coburnw12 2 weeks ago
poor blokes proberly single :(
MrMasterBoop 2 weeks ago
Well you certainly made me laugh sir!
LetzMakeup 2 weeks ago
Aw, what a sweetie.
EmilyFTMFW 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i dont think he really knows what feeding the pony is :S
lewz2596 2 weeks ago
I have never been more disturbed.
PsychoCheese11 2 weeks ago
Serious/Bad advice or not this guys a comedian in my book. Doesnt deserve hate lol
Pricetaz 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I bet he's never even spoken to a girl before... aw.
ImCalledMysteryGirl 2 weeks ago
Press 6 repeatedly to see how to really treat a man.
OfficialBleaK 2 weeks ago 23
Press 4 repeatedly for Sscan99 Austin Powers inspired Judo chop.
OfficialBleaK 2 weeks ago
Thanx stud
MufcGibbo7 2 weeks ago
15 year old giving advice....
All men around age 15 just want sex. Hormones are going nuts.
Deny all other advice.
TehMusicCentral 2 weeks ago
my day is not going well.
phildipop 2 weeks ago
Trust me, you will not get laid - i have a friend like you who's 20.. He's not doing well.
DivinedMoment 3 weeks ago
Sammy I love you! please let me take your virginity :)
Anal
DntChtSht 3 weeks ago
This guy is a comedy genius! He's like the cast of The Inbetweeners rolled into one person xD
JDOTAiIVIS 3 weeks ago 11
@JDOTAiIVIS Yes always wanted to be compared to them!
sscan99 1 week ago
This is amazing. Don't listen to mean people.
Scaredmushrooms 3 weeks ago
the fuck
FastButFat 3 weeks ago
Serious question are you a virgin?
MrParta008 3 weeks ago
hey I'm not a creature, I'm a lepricon!!!
ChronicalDamage 3 weeks ago
"oh God My Face Is Really Ugly" - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. HES tooo funny
hasal1234 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from sscan99
We are fragile, yet we need to be tamed.
Makes sense..
RthereNEusernames 3 weeks ago
what would you know?
TheSuperyall 3 weeks ago
Apparently I'm mad then and want to hump..I love the way he says things in his video LOL
xbrionybabex 3 weeks ago
35,357 views lol
TheErpuzzetta 3 weeks ago
you're fine. and you're wiser than probably all the people talking shit combined. so you know, do whacha do!
Kamikazeina 3 weeks ago
such a playyyaaa
miawaite09 3 weeks ago
wow. dude the voice threw me off. lol
itgfx 3 weeks ago
OHHH don't go for sex straight away! Thats why I keep getting arrested.
stealthyhobo 3 weeks ago
none men are alike, a 12 year can read and learn, but does not understand the true wisdom of his nature.
wdpk12 3 weeks ago
Who cares if you don't have an amazingly well defined chin. You're definitely cute :D
josa115 3 weeks ago
dont feed the pony if the pony has teeth
rhysiboy111111111111 3 weeks ago
im on that weird part of youtube again
clsteele 3 weeks ago
'feed the tiger, grrrr;)' oh dear...
clsteele 3 weeks ago
cant tell if serious
Eric14273 3 weeks ago
Haha, jesus, some people on here are spiteful little fuckers..
rob91Harvey 3 weeks ago
@rob91Harvey some of those spiteful little fuckers are funny as shit tho
PotentialPrick 3 weeks ago
You look like a hamster.
JeanAlainBoumson 3 weeks ago
omg it's austin powers!!!
cannyadiggit17 3 weeks ago
atleast you admit your ugly...
lolatbieberXOXO 3 weeks ago
@lolatbieberXOXO um just looked at your channel and looked at the pictures in the background and your but ugly no offense of course just thought you might want know that.
Bitch.
P.s: How the fuck did you not win the talent show?
FakenhamBoyz 3 weeks ago
i lost my shit @ the tiger-taming-moment.... give that dude some years
whatthefuck1011 3 weeks ago
what the fuck did I just watch?
DirtySKUNDRAL 3 weeks ago
Hahah this is hilarious!
MartinhoDaMan 3 weeks ago
Yer a wizard, Harry.
mikeortiz410 3 weeks ago
You have something in your nose.
EpicWinJamie 3 weeks ago
Taking relationship advice from someone who's probably never talked to a girl...the irony.
OneSBeatz 3 weeks ago
Eughhh what's that? Oh its me.
My heart breaks for you man.
St3re0typed 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from sscan99
you look like a rat man. weak chin and rat teeth
kingdomwinds 3 weeks ago 7
@kingdomwinds Cheers :)
sscan99 3 weeks ago 51
@kingdomwinds If you have nothing nice to say, dont say anything at all.
chloemclaren78 3 weeks ago
@kingdomwinds yes
TheSmalltimekrooks 2 weeks ago
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jamesyboii100 2 weeks ago
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@kingdomwinds you look like a cunt man weak body cunt teeth someone should of headbutted your mother in the stomach when she was pregnant with you
jamesyboii100 2 weeks ago
@kingdomwinds Your a wanker.
MaaaryLovesMetal 1 week ago
are you harry potter's anemic little brother?
mrsnruB 3 weeks ago
love it!!
Jezy12 3 weeks ago
i thought that he was retarded at first... then realized he was Scottish or Irish
ratrap1984 3 weeks ago
@ratrap1984 your obviously a retard yourself because he's English
IDutchTheClutch 3 weeks ago
@IDutchTheClutch yeah they all sound the same
ratrap1984 3 weeks ago
@ratrap1984 English.
EpicWinJamie 3 weeks ago
3:50 the reason woman should be in the kitchen is to make me a fucking sandwich or a fucking pie x
bloodresin 3 weeks ago
My favourite part 1:33 - 1:36
MyEPICBoredom 3 weeks ago
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Is this a serious video or a joke? I mean mate, you're 15 and you're trying to tell us stuff we already know, and... We know more than you. I urge you to delete these videos, otherwise youtubers are gonna savage you mate. SAVAGE you!
Churchy2188 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from sscan99
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English McLovin
munkymaster86 3 weeks ago
you are such a virgin
MMAcused 3 weeks ago
You actual fucking bum bandit, get it right they should give us handjobs every night
Troll05865347608 3 weeks ago
i like being mad and humping and grinding. mm mm mm
LauraAndClaireShow 3 weeks ago
Does he even know what a vagina is?
rawrza112 3 weeks ago
0.18 us ' ' ' Creatures ' '
NuntCugget 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You're such a dick its unreal. Haters gon' hate.
SkepticalSwiFT 3 weeks ago
love the 3 fingered quotation marks...
Timbond24 3 weeks ago
You are so cute!!
cydniem13 3 weeks ago
HE IS A FREAK
LarniPhoenix 3 weeks ago
Steven merchant had sex with a miget- the result a moving, talking Stephen hawking
sharedbyme 3 weeks ago
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NuntCugget 3 weeks ago
Whats your adress so i can send you a special bus and a carer.
bigdave220 4 weeks ago
i can see the porn reflected in your glasses
kaithech3rub 4 weeks ago
you have a bogey
kaithech3rub 4 weeks ago
!Sid the Sloth!
teddybear3561 4 weeks ago
"us men" the irony.
BroodGrafix 4 weeks ago 2
you are so ugly
markoh11223344 4 weeks ago 2
Fakenham High School...
BrutusCirrus 4 weeks ago
sex tips from a blatant virgin...hmm.
jamesmac9 4 weeks ago
Relationship advice from a 12 year old, seems legit
TheYhootyube 4 weeks ago 12
@TheYhootyube Im 15!
sscan99 4 weeks ago 23
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Pry2Me 3 weeks ago
@sscan99 Have you ever been in a long term relationship,..
Pry2Me 3 weeks ago
i accept your apology
lightleafs 4 weeks ago
This guy knows his stuff. He's on da hype!
zerbify 4 weeks ago
this guy is my hero
paintedak 4 weeks ago
what the fucks that on the wall, health and saftey guidlines for his room!!!?
paintedak 4 weeks ago 4
Watch it with audio translation on! ha!
DonLazer 4 weeks ago 2
@DonLazer 2:09 'Very very perry much strike jobs you putrid four ladies wii allah's we'd love to be loved.' Genius.
Mohaukseven 4 weeks ago
for real babe i have learnt so much from you
remyboy 1 month ago
POST THIS EVERYWHERE! MAKE IT VIRAL!!
PEN1oli 1 month ago
the reflection from your eyes really pisses me off
jwagonmaker 1 month ago
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mycheeseya 1 month ago
Not to be mean, but this dude is freakin creepy... I dont feed no pony ?!?!
pippin250cc 1 month ago
you're face so ugly
sebasek54 1 month ago
if you look hard enough at the reflection in his specs I'm fairly sure he's watching porn
davod101 1 month ago
i love the bit where he shows his revision
yuriy431 1 month ago
2:46 you mean like the long wait for you to lose your virginity ?
Foo1408 1 month ago
I don't think you understand the meaning of "feed the pony".
TheMrAndr3w 1 month ago
It would be better if he didn't have a bogey hanging out his nose.
pocket8perry 1 month ago 2
your songs make me laugh but this is annoying
JoshMegaBlackDick 1 month ago
I find this very difficult to masturbate to
DirtyDanMayne 1 month ago 69
@DirtyDanMayne I don't.
th3smallgod 4 weeks ago
At first I felt sick... Now im just slightly aroused! *hump and grind*
loulabellawatzit 1 month ago
what a twat
lukebetts1234 1 month ago
it's crazy how true this is :o
englandrugby13 1 month ago
"Unless you just want to hump and grind" *Does awkward grinding motion*
No wonder I'm single, been doing it wrong the whole time!
Cricker95 1 month ago
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Cricker95 1 month ago
hehe long wait hahahahaha im laughing at my self because im such an idiot lol
66silvy 1 month ago
He is making my vagina moist with desire and it concerns me that I was born a man. can you make a HOW-TO for gays and lesbians?
throughtrollingi 1 month ago
"oh my face is really ugly"
No shit
anonNOR 1 month ago 3
Finally, now I can fully be attracted by "the ladies"
throughtrollingi 1 month ago
hahaa homg this guy is such a joker!
themaynardmeister 1 month ago
AHAHAHA
TeHKRiiNG 1 month ago
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BKsMassive 1 month ago
ohi veteran.
xJaxxor 1 month ago 20
@xJaxxor How the fuck did i find your comment? i was watchinf political videos... lol
ExtraCrispyGaming 1 month ago
Get back to the kitchen mate
DonToddz 1 month ago 4
Dafuq?
richyh257 1 month ago
Many jealous guys commenting. Clearly they are intimidated by this REAL MAN.
Johnathanmaleboy 1 month ago
Is he for real??!
amylousieharrison 1 month ago
'Oh god my face is really ugly' You don't fucking say.
Maniak2k6 1 month ago
Yeah baby ! Yeah! *austin powers soundtrack*
prototype922 1 month ago
clearly got friendzoned
92studley92 1 month ago
My complaints;
Your greeting is 100% gay.
Your hand gestures are just annoying.
Your impressions just make me want to punch you in the cunt.
Your tip number 3, We are dependant on food and when you bring up the "woman joke" i will tell you now, its no joke....let have sex.
newlan94 1 month ago 3
gayest hello. lisp. gay hand signs. glasses. dam you must be a absolute chick magnet seriously doubt you do but if you do need a wingman seriously consider me!
DazzaBimmerM3 1 month ago
Like a young Austin Powers
Danthrax11 1 month ago 5
tamer.
lewisstritch 1 month ago
YES MATE!!!!!!!!!!
nutmed 1 month ago