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  • thumbs up if you think he looks about 10 years old..... bless him he doesnt have a clue in what hes saying....

  • @liseychick Wow you whore..

    Grow up trying to get likes just for a sense of one upmenship in your life...

    He has fun making these videos so if you dont like it move on

  • DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN'S POISON!

  • The only oyster youve seen is the one you fell out of.

  • Press 4 repeatedly for the Karate Kid.

  • oh my god! you're amazing!  haahahha made my night!

  • I bet this guy gets all the pussy...

  • Please do a shout out!

    i love you

  • tbh i was just watching his pc screen on his glasses :l

  • grrr you tame the tiger!

  • i used to be like this guy, then i took a vagina to the dick.

  • my god

    i died

  • I *PRESS 7*

    

  • Quit hating bitches!!!! (this applies to men as well)

  • poofy fucking faggot

  • Not really listening, just keep getting distracted from the reflection in your glasses :L.... Your jokes though!

  • but u made some valid points.. cooking n stuff

  • congrats! you just won no sex for live !

  • YOU ARE MY HERO!!!

  • you're crazy.

  • I very much doubt this guy has ever 'fed the pony' or ever will.go outside you wierd little boy and into the real world instead of living inside-meeting girls on world of warcraft isn't cool or normal

  • @nevermindtheidiot88 Feel better now, you've made a kid feel bad on the internet??

  • follow your tips and im sure you will find yourself a nice man

  • You really are a weird kid. I think its time you left your house apart from going to school/college.

  • You are hilarious

  • When he said "grr"; I died a little inside.

  • aww you may not be the "fittest" person but this is so nice, most guys are so fakely 'macho', at least you don't pretend, cute!

  • you naughty boy

  • Fucking rat boy

  • Oooooh he lives in norfolk... That explains it...

  • Thanks for the tips man!!!

  • This is funny ahahha keep up the work

  • But dude.. you're clearly gay. Sorry to tell you.

  • fat puff kill yourself

  • I feel sick

  • Hi there, Im doing my friend a Favour here. she realy like you but is finding it difficult to tell you. her name is, Morwenna Moore, do what you do best buddy!

  • player got game

  • omg hes funny

  • your worse than mclovin

  • you completed our lives <3

  • Naa man, the bloke is sound looks and sounds a bit camp and just to point out the confidence he has to put this video on YouTube is quality. Well done mate

  • poor blokes proberly single :(

  • Well you certainly made me laugh sir!

  • Aw, what a sweetie.

  • i dont think he really knows what feeding the pony is :S

  • I have never been more disturbed.

  • Serious/Bad advice or not this guys a comedian in my book. Doesnt deserve hate lol

  • I bet he's never even spoken to a girl before... aw.

  • Press 6 repeatedly to see how to really treat a man.

  • Press 4 repeatedly for Sscan99 Austin Powers inspired Judo chop.

  • Thanx stud

  • 15 year old giving advice....

    All men around age 15 just want sex. Hormones are going nuts.

    Deny all other advice.

  • my day is not going well.

  • Trust me, you will not get laid - i have a friend like you who's 20.. He's not doing well.

  • Sammy I love you! please let me take your virginity :)

    Anal

  • This guy is a comedy genius! He's like the cast of The Inbetweeners rolled into one person xD

  • @JDOTAiIVIS Yes always wanted to be compared to them!

  • This is amazing. Don't listen to mean people.

  • the fuck

  • Serious question are you a virgin?

  • hey I'm not a creature, I'm a lepricon!!!

  • "oh God My Face Is Really Ugly" - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. HES tooo funny

  • We are fragile, yet we need to be tamed.

    Makes sense..

  • what would you know?

  • Apparently I'm mad then and want to hump..I love the way he says things in his video LOL

  • 35,357 views lol

  • you're fine. and you're wiser than probably all the people talking shit combined. so you know, do whacha do!

  • such a playyyaaa

  • wow. dude the voice threw me off. lol

  • OHHH don't go for sex straight away! Thats why I keep getting arrested.

  • none men are alike, a 12 year can read and learn, but does not understand the true wisdom of his nature.

  • Who cares if you don't have an amazingly well defined chin. You're definitely cute :D

  • dont feed the pony if the pony has teeth

  • im on that weird part of youtube again

  • 'feed the tiger, grrrr;)' oh dear...

  • cant tell if serious

  • Haha, jesus, some people on here are spiteful little fuckers..

  • @rob91Harvey some of those spiteful little fuckers are funny as shit tho

  • You look like a hamster.

  • omg it's austin powers!!!

  • atleast you admit your ugly...

  • @lolatbieberXOXO um just looked at your channel and looked at the pictures in the background and your but ugly no offense of course just thought you might want know that.

    Bitch.

    P.s: How the fuck did you not win the talent show?

  • i lost my shit @ the tiger-taming-moment.... give that dude some years

  • what the fuck did I just watch?

  • Hahah this is hilarious!

  • Yer a wizard, Harry.

  • You have something in your nose.

  • Taking relationship advice from someone who's probably never talked to a girl...the irony.

  • Eughhh what's that? Oh its me.

    My heart breaks for you man.

  • you look like a rat man. weak chin and rat teeth

  • @kingdomwinds Cheers :)

  • @kingdomwinds If you have nothing nice to say, dont say anything at all.

  • @kingdomwinds yes

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  • @kingdomwinds Your a wanker.

  • are you harry potter's anemic little brother?

  • love it!!

  • i thought that he was retarded at first... then realized he was Scottish or Irish 

  • @ratrap1984 your obviously a retard yourself because he's English

  • @IDutchTheClutch yeah they all sound the same 

  • @ratrap1984 English.

  • 3:50 the reason woman should be in the kitchen is to make me a fucking sandwich or a fucking pie x

  • My favourite part 1:33 - 1:36

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  • English McLovin

  • you are such a virgin

  • You actual fucking bum bandit, get it right they should give us handjobs every night

  • i like being mad and humping and grinding. mm mm mm

  • Does he even know what a vagina is?

  • 0.18 us ' ' ' Creatures ' '

  • You're such a dick its unreal. Haters gon' hate.

  • love the 3 fingered quotation marks...

  • You are so cute!!

  • HE IS A FREAK

  • Steven merchant had sex with a miget- the result a moving, talking Stephen hawking

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  • Whats your adress so i can send you a special bus and a carer.

  • i can see the porn reflected in your glasses

  • you have a bogey

  • !Sid the Sloth!

  • "us men" the irony.

  • you are so ugly

  • Fakenham High School...

  • sex tips from a blatant virgin...hmm.

  • Relationship advice from a 12 year old, seems legit

  • @TheYhootyube Im 15!

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  • @sscan99 Have you ever been in a long term relationship,..

  • i accept your apology

  • This guy knows his stuff. He's on da hype!

  • this guy is my hero

  • what the fucks that on the wall, health and saftey guidlines for his room!!!?

  • Watch it with audio translation on! ha!

  • @DonLazer 2:09 'Very very perry much strike jobs you putrid four ladies wii allah's we'd love to be loved.' Genius.

  • for real babe i have learnt so much from you

  • POST THIS EVERYWHERE! MAKE IT VIRAL!!

  • the reflection from your eyes really pisses me off

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  • Not to be mean, but this dude is freakin creepy... I dont feed no pony ?!?!

  • you're face so ugly

  • if you look hard enough at the reflection in his specs I'm fairly sure he's watching porn

  • i love the bit where he shows his revision

  • 2:46 you mean like the long wait for you to lose your virginity ?

  • I don't think you understand the meaning of "feed the pony".

  • It would be better if he didn't have a bogey hanging out his nose.

  • your songs make me laugh but this is annoying

  • I find this very difficult to masturbate to

  • @DirtyDanMayne I don't.

  • At first I felt sick... Now im just slightly aroused! *hump and grind*

  • what a twat

  • it's crazy how true this is :o 

  • "Unless you just want to hump and grind" *Does awkward grinding motion*

    No wonder I'm single, been doing it wrong the whole time!

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  • hehe long wait hahahahaha im laughing at my self because im such an idiot lol

  • He is making my vagina moist with desire and it concerns me that I was born a man. can you make a HOW-TO for gays and lesbians?

  • "oh my face is really ugly"

    No shit

  • Finally, now I can fully be attracted by "the ladies"

  • hahaa homg this guy is such a joker!

  • AHAHAHA

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  • ohi veteran.

  • @xJaxxor How the fuck did i find your comment? i was watchinf political videos... lol

  • Get back to the kitchen mate

  • Dafuq?

  • Many jealous guys commenting. Clearly they are intimidated by this REAL MAN.

  • Is he for real??!

  • 'Oh god my face is really ugly' You don't fucking say.

  • Yeah baby ! Yeah! *austin powers soundtrack*

  • clearly got friendzoned

  • My complaints;

    Your greeting is 100% gay.

    Your hand gestures are just annoying.

    Your impressions just make me want to punch you in the cunt.

    Your tip number 3, We are dependant on food and when you bring up the "woman joke" i will tell you now, its no joke....let have sex.

  • gayest hello. lisp. gay hand signs. glasses. dam you must be a absolute chick magnet seriously doubt you do but if you do need a wingman seriously consider me!

  • Like a young Austin Powers

  • tamer.

  • YES MATE!!!!!!!!!!