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  • abortion joke XD

  • A little edgy at the end.

  • You don't need a disclaimer for anything videogame related

  • how long have you had THAT in your pants! XD

  • a skank. spank you stupi

  • "I threw up in my mouth" yeah cortex I said the same thing after playing this game

  • "You were a SKANK" Rated E10+... Yeah right...

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  • what the fudge happened

  • wuts titan idol

  • THE MUTANTS CAN TALK?!?!?!?!?!

  • lol i love crash's face at 6:38

  • this is MY BODY and I get TO CHOOSE... what are you saying gothy locks. Do you want sex from crash!!! whoa shes desperate,. the characters look good,in game animation good, Dialogue- sucks arse and why the fuck did they put pop idol references in there. It is so gay.

  • "Whip her butt then we;ll get pancakes with... cherry toppings".

    -.-'.....WHAT.....THE....FUCK?­??

  • what in the actual fuck happened to aku aku

  • 5:00 Crash's first word

  • spank you stupid?

  • WTF! THIS IS SOOOOO WRONG CRASH TALKED DX<

  • I thought they lived on N. Sanity Island.

  • Technically his first word was Nina...unless if you count the first game. :D

  • omg did anyone notice the scary smile on neo's face when he said he was going to spank nina stupid!!! O_O

  • 7:00 - 7:36 ROFL''

  • he actually fukcing spoke

  • @toezo5000

    Shhhhh, shhh. This is all just a bad dream. Crash didn't talk, and neither did Tiny.

  • @JedininjaZC tiny did talk in the old games though ... except now he sounds gay

  • @JedininjaZC So you admit you're children who can't take a change equivalent to moving to a new house? Crash doesn't talk, he babbles and it is a bit weird, but far from a problem. And Tiny's voice is irritating which is his only flaw. What's wrong with you all?

  • @vgman94

    Children? I may be 19, but I am a child at heart, I guess.

    Some slight modifications are welcome in my book. Ex. I, for one, like Aku Aku's new look and voice. The design maintains his original look while making him a more realistic tribal mask. While Uka Uka now looks like a real tribal mask, he looks almost NOTHING like the original! And for a mask of pure evil he sure does sound like a wimp compared to the original voice actor. Aku Aku: Good redesign. Aku Aku: Bad redesign.

  • @Jedi I didn't know that. I don't know that about myself. You could say I'm a child at heart when it comes to enjoying games as I don't complain about changes most of the time, but I feel older and more mature and expected that of the games I grew up with. I have to disagree. Despite Uka Uka being unrecognizable until he was established as Uka Uka, I enjoyed his redesign due to the horror look. The missing jaw, dangling bones, skeleton face. I feel the dialogue's jokes make him seem more silly.

  • @vgman94

    Hmm, well the redesign does have some nice qualities like the jaw, and the blood red coating that predominates his design. The dialogue for Uka Uka in MoM is pretty funny, I have to admit. The old Uka Uka was funny too, but he was never milked! lol

    So what Crash games have you played?

    P.S. You can PM if you would like. :)

  • @JedininjaZC I personally like using the comments, but PM me if you wish. I never thought the old Uka was funny except for that one joke in TwinSanity where he says "nooo! That's MY job!" I thought the jokes in Crash of the Titans were funny, but the jokes in Mind Over Mutant were 'meh' to me. Like they were trying too hard. I've played (in order) Crash 1, 2, 3, CTR, Bash, Nitro Kart, Wrath of Cortex (or reversed with CNK, can't remember), TwinSanity, Titans, MOM and The Huge Adventure.

  • I take as a no 6.23 - 6.35

  • TITAN IDOL LOL

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  • neo cortex soudns gay

    how long have you had that in your pants~

  • Why does Crunch sound like Mr. T?

  • @CloudythePikachu causehegonnacrunchyou foo XD

  • @CloudythePikachu

    i think its for a attempt to have a funny tough guy

  • I'm going to pretend crash never spoke, and my childhood was never ruined.

  • wtf crunch just said what the fuck lol

  • and from now on... ill play more old crash games.. more naughty dog.. More Crash!

    4:14

  • Crash's First Word Was PANCAKES!? COOL!

  • "How long have you had that in your pants?"

    Lol I don't know what it is but something about that line amuses me

  • "This is my body and my right to choose!!!"

    (Is nina getting ready for an abortion rally?)

  • I HATE THE WAY THEY CHANGED HOW THE CHARACTERS/SENSE OF HUMOR WERE

  • this game if awesome cept for those ice bears ....dam those fuken ice bears....

  • "Spank you stupid" errrmmmm Uncle & Niece.... hahah gross.

  • @Armadillo0014 He means "smacking her bottom" like you would a disobedient child.

  • Crash sounds so badly retarded. The dialogue is written by a bunch of primary school kids and it is so unfunny.

  • @vencugar i agree, this SUCKS

  • a what... a doominator.....I came up with better names when I was a 9 year old. I think kids would be insulted by this game now.

  • Crunch sounds like mr T

  • "Our house is there and all our stuff... oh, and maybe Crunch"

    Classy.

  • 4:05 WIN!

  • You were a skank...wait what?

  • @redleader441 wait...so....that means....he was calling her a.....prostitute?

  • NINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • @Tommy555444 so do I thank goodness I'm not the only one who thinks that I can't stand all the people who are ALWAYS ranting on all the new century games people it's called CHANGE soooooooo DEAL WITH IT

  • this was one of my fav crash games

    I have every crash game and every version of the crash games (handheld and console etc)

    and Nina (fav character) being the main villain was uber awesome

  • i only played the ds version and this is so different,crunch wasnt even in the ds, the robot was called the "cortex bot", and dingodile was a boss

  • 3:00 to 3:07 :P

  • 0:51 LOOKS KINDA HOT ;P

  • @pigdog53 she always does lol

  • 2:49 NINA HAS A FUNNY SCREAM ;)

  • @Tommy555444 ME 2 :D

  • @mrpebble719 REALLY??? AND WHY IZ THAT????

  • AT 0:37, NINA LOOKS LIKE SHE'S SAYING "AUGH"

  • OMFG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH 0:36 LOOK @ NINA'S FACE!!!!!

  • PANKAIKZ!!

  • DID CRUNCH JUST SAY "WHAT THE FUCK'S HAPPENING HERE?!"

  • Nina's snort is adorable.

  • @Belgiumwaffleofstuff AND FUNNY, 2 :)

    SHE'S FUNNY

  • 4:05 Youre a skank! Im so proud of you! YAY!

  • @punchbuggy1970 SHE ACTUALLY SAYS HOORAY

  • Did cortex say "Oh baby!"? LOL

  • @erinthebrownie

    well he did in cutscene 1

    but he says "obey me" here

  • :D PANCAKES

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  • Remember when Cortex used to be funny AND badass? Now he's just a pussy who's trying too hard to be funny.

  • in 1996 crash were badass for some years :O

    now he's a retard :(

  • Thats the worst crash game ever. Fuckin Sierra. -.-

  • did they throw in a abortion thing in at 1:52 . fuck you chrash i am pro life

  • @lookman373 Fuck you too. Pro life is anti-science and anti-logic Fetuses don't have a consciousness or anything a truly living creature has. Sentient being > Unsentient being. End of story.

  • @vgman94 id rather be anti-science than stick a fork in a baby head to suck out it brains

  • @lookman373 You can barely even call it a brain or the fetus a baby at the moment most abortions are performed (1 month). And being so underdeveloped, the fetus can't feel anything at all. And why the Hell are we talking about abortion on a Crash Bandicoot video? If you want to argue, let's talk on another video (that's appropriate) or PMs.

  • @vgman94 look man if your for bran washing kid that not my problem.

    look at that geriatric fuck attacking me for being pro life

  • @lookman373 Brain washing who? I'm just sick of hearing this "abortion is murder" crap. Spend time on creatures that can actually feel pain and are conscious. Like animals and disabled humans (who can be helped greatly by stem-cell research). Not something that has the consciousness and mental compacity of a plant. You know very well yourslef you didn't exist the way you are now in the womb. Thus, dying before you exist harms NO one. At all, except maybe the over-emotional mother.

  • "I threw up in my mouth"

  • Innuendos anyone?

    * How long have you had THAT in your pants?

    * Your a SKANK!

    * But I liked it when he touched me there! It was pretty fun.

  • is it me or does the transpalooper"Purple Thingy" look like a dildo?

  • This sucks. They're taking Crash into a completely new direction, one that's probably only gonna get any recognition whatsoever because of the past games. Damn, the only decent one after naughty dog dropped Crash was Twinsanity

  • he totally just called her a skank

  • 1:09 SO FUNNY AND CUTE!

  • OMG CRASH SAID A WORD PANCAKES!

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  • did crash just say pancakes?

  • yes :D

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  • pancakes are bad

  • lol at cortez at 3:32 thats what she said

  • *throws up on computer*  WTF??!!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!! FFFFUK THIS DISGUSTS ME!!!! *throws up on computer again* GAAHHHH!!! *grabs spoon to gauge eyes out...*

  • i love the classic Crash Bandicoot and Crash Twinsanity!!!!! + all the racing Crash games

  • this titan its a LOL

  • "eew you smel like pancakes" ha ha ha lol

  • @Tommy555444 lol finally somebody who likes both the old and new series i thought i was the only one. even though i like the old games better

  • PANCAKES

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  • Coco sounds just like Zatch Bell!

  • Yay! Crash can speak! Even if people think he stay stupid, it'd be kinda cool if he'd speak just a little in my eyes.

  • wahoo pancakes!!!!!!

  • I hate this fucking game. a miss the first trilogy of crash bandicoot.

    fucking sierra E.

  • Wow Nina Crash only wants to fight you not have sex with you (1:53)

  • I'm still gonna spank you stupid for this. LOL

    Hi everybody! What the fudge happened out here?!! XD

    PANCAKES!!! O_O *speechless*

  • i wish video games got away with more jokes, and this game...

    seems to be turning in that direction... just hope it does...

    :)

  • wtf happened to this GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @loshinator

    they made it better and brought it into the 21st century, as for the pancakes idk about that

  • @CrashBandicootNo1 i guess ima have to live with it well ima try them

  • @loshinator you should THEY'RE AWSOME!!! =D

  • this game is epic garbage, wtf hapened to aku aku an uka uka they look so lame an coco is very annoying, crunch is lame an his voice sounds lame to, crash an nina way better as the strong silent type an they had to go and fuck it up, I MISS NAUGHTY DOG

  • with the language and somewhat humor in these new Crash games (I noticed it starting in Twinsanity), it seems as if they are trying to make Crash Bandicoot appeal to older players nowadays...

  • am i the only one who laughed at cortex: how long have you had that in your pants? he sounded a little too excited

  • i bet that if naughty dog would created nina it would be better than sierras's nina

  • They could have just kept the graphics from twinsanity but no sierra had to change all the fuckin characters!!!

  • poor nina lol

  • wow cortex is a dick for calling nina a skank XD

  • el twinsanity y el tag team racing, no modificaron el juego asi de radical, prefiero el crash que gira al atacar y que cuando consigue tres mascaras se vuelve invencible, en serio devuélvame, al marsupial que recuerdo.

  • I have all up to wrath of Cortez. I wish companies would stop ruining naughty dog games like jak and crash. Someone please protect uncharted! Ps. Cocoa sounds like Jimmy nuetron, also, did Cortez call Nina a skank?

  • 4:13

    cortex was plenty evil in the first 3 naughty dog games...

    especially in the first game...

    That was his prime

  • I loved every crash game there is, but crash of th titans and mind over mutants screwed the franchise.

  • in my opinion, the only problem with the crash series is that, in the original games he hardly "talked" (from what i remember) and that was a blessing, his appearance may have been improved and he may look better (i love the patterns on his hands) err.. Whatever the improvements count for, they all get washed away when crash unfortunately opens his mouth. Pancakes? seriously. A childish voice, getting a bit pissed. too stupid for words, fuck that. i want my crash to be smarter than this.

  • nooooo! Seria, and Radical entertainment have completely killed crash!

  • What the hell has happened to the whole CRASH series since Crash Twinsanity?

  • @drabnail777 it went down hill... new crash games suck.. they had such a great chance to improve the games but they failed

  • lol cortex called his niece a skank.

  • "How long have you had THAT in your pants?"

  • You'll never guess what's for breakfast....

  • i had crash 1 crash warth of cortex and crash the huge adventure

  • i want to get those tatoos on crash's hands.lol crash's first word pancakes brillant

  • Man, what's up with the changes to Aku Aku and the shitty VA'ing? Come on, don't kill the crash.

  • ....Did Cortex just say skank?

  • @ItsTehJared16 yeah he did

  • @ItsTehJared16 ...... what is this world coming to

  • yes he did

  • @ItsTehJared16 Yes. And he is very proud to call her one.

  • @ItsTehJared16  ...... yes............

  • cortex: oh Nina! betraying me is the most evil thing you could've done. you was a skank! i'm just so proud of you right now.

    nina: horray!

    cortex: i promiss i'll be more evil, villanious. oh and go kill bandicoots to. i'm still going to spank you stupid for this.

    nina: aww!

  • Cortex:"how long have you had THAT in your pants?"

    Lmao

  • 3:54 Ninas Buck teeth are missing!? And she has normal teeth!?

    This is like watching a mini movie of sorts!

  • i think crashs look is cool but coco seems sorta retarded like when she said pancakes!!!

  • Crash new looks are actually cool, i like him ( not so the new games).

    Whta i hate is Cortex´s niece, what the hell where thwy thinking?

    did they really had to include her? CORTEX IS THE VILLIAN!!!! N Gin MUST BE HARD AS SHIT AS IN EVERY CRASH GAME!!!THEY COULD HAVE INCLUDED KOMODOS, RIPPER ROO, KONG GRILA-ROO EVEN PRINSTRIPE (my favourite villian) but noooo, they invented this excuse for a villian, an ugly pre-teenager!

    what happened to the big , strong and scary tiny? Now he is a pussycat!

  • YOU WERE A SKANK xD

  • Nina Talks In Game Now! Not In The Last Two Games She Didn't! Crash Said His First Word And It Was "PANCAKES!" Cool!

  • When I first played this game I thought "What the hell happened to crash?"

    Then I saw who was making the game.

  • Wht does the maker of the game have to do with Crash's new style?

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  • I thought you told me never to contact you again? Well, if you're trying to talk to me, than you're opening PANDORA'S BOX! Hahaha. Anyway. It IS Crash. Crash's name is on it, it has the same characters (don't lie and say you can't recognize them. It's easy to recognize most of them except Tiny and Uka Uka. That alone doesn't make the designs bad), and the game is fun like every Crash game (except Nitro Kart and Boom Bang).

  • yeah. i don't get it why people hate to new crash games. i mean, he's the same old character we came to grow up and love. i mean. the oldest crash game i have played was wrath of cortex which was with serria. so i have no experience with naugty dog but everyone say's that they we're classic. well i know there classic but can't crash move on? i mean. we can't keep doing the same thing over and over again. it's just idiotic to do this.

  • Yeah, Crash was good back then, but he's better now because he's moved on. Crash sjouldn't stay the same forever. What's sad is that people don't grow up with the games most of the time and want nostalgia than seeing their VG characters grow up with them which is just sad in my opinion.

  • yeah. and now some people are making riots like. everyone join me to get old crash back!!! that is just pity. it's also saying that if you hate the new games then you hate the old to. cause their kinda the same but a little different graphic and rescuse.

  • Yeah. I know. It is quite sad and what I hate is how they don't see the good in the new games. At least the gameplay. I mean, it's awesome and they hate because "It's not Crash anymore!" Crash is a VG series. It doesn't mean he HAS to jump and spin and hit cortex off his floating board to be normal. Be flexible for all our sake.

  • yeah. you notice how it's mainly the naugty dog fans that wants to run our crash cause new crash sucks. well it does not suck. it's awesome. you just don't see it naugty dog fans.

  • Yeah, they just can't stop living in the past or they're just stupid enough to only like Naughty Dog and not Crash. That's illogical and idiotic.

  • yeah. i think they just like his accomplishments in the games. but they're pathetic if they just like him for that and not the game it'self.

  • Yeah. That's one of the many things that they say on comments that drive me crazy.

  • yeah. i wish i could smack their head to make them see the big picture

  • Me too.

  • Yeah.

  • @vgman94 yeah