Talking Plants Using Twitter

[HyperTheProfessor]

What the fuck... I had no idea plants were Scottish xD! Or Irish.. Correct me if I am wrong :p

[97dkb]

rofl in the beginning the subtitles say sponsored by kodak. com

[Username14388]

That just crazy.

[wilsonsmanz]

Even the commercial at the end was funny.

[Iluvtmnt]

Is it just me or does it sound like Dara O'Briain? o.o XD

[wowsux97]

You overwatered me. Asshole. Im going to drown now.

[bbphnix]

this is SUCH a cheat.... it's not the plants that are talking no matter how you look at it.... it's that damn machine that does the whole talking! the thing that measures the stuff in the soil; that's not the plant communicating at all; it's the machine..... come on, no metaphor can spins this as the plant talking

[PivotproDH]

@bbphnix plant's do communicate with each other with chemicals.

[AmandaPizza]

I wonder what weed plants would say.

[cwongchung]

@AmandaPizza Dude,.. my mouth is so dry..

[JImmy4336]

that voice is so effing funny.

[heyitsjeff777]

smartass bush of roses: hey jackass i can talk you you are now my BITCH

[TheLovesoul1]

wtf huh why oh my god what(0.0)

[Ez3monie]

That's the creepiest voice I've ever heard.

[OutlawLovesNewVegas]

Everybody, yes everybody in this commercial needs a fucking life.

Summmmone just gave me a nice waterin' and I wanted to express my THAAAANKS

[alanomofo]

it would be funny if your weed garden tweeted you to tell you it needed water !

[rushindulen]

I wanted to express my THAANKS!

[pinkpumpkinn]

It's scottish because the plant is called "scotch moss.."

[cindyluvsdemselandjb]

this is like the one of ur funniest videos.

[Kracg999]

No, you're plant is not talking to you.

A computer is.

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@Kracg999 My plants talk to me. And so does Jesus. Especially since I left office in January '09. OH SHIT! I just revealed my secret identity! Probably shouldn't post this... Hey Cheney, what do you think?

[redice1024]

Last

[Nettohunden619]

"I´m DESPERATLY IN NEED OF WATEEEEERRR!"

[ginnyisdacoolest]

I love how his scottish accent slipped into irish towards the end :P

[BeveledSpilchOnion]

CNN or ONN?

[SupremePenguinTone]

You've got a really hot chick over and you're about to move in for the kill , then out of nowhere comes " Feeeeeed meeeeeeh " in a Scottish accent XD

[BuZd187]

amazing

[SeBakasam]

Come on! That's AWESOME. Seriously, a scottish accent for my plants... unenessesary, yes- but it's just too funny for words. I'd burst out laughing every time I water my plants. God, that's priceless.

[jxsilicon9]

LMAO!!! So when I pee in my plants then some Scottish guy is going to yell at me?

[mogg1452]

For a moment I thought I heard Raj

[yuukisama2001]

Well, this clip will hopefully help Cenk's accent imitation. This is so crazy. I wouldn't mind a Scottish accent in my plants. It's sexy.

[SupaAmi]

LMFAO, I SO WANT THIS!!!

[Sneezlebob]

The plants voice is awesome

[PlannedObsolescence]

If the person was growing weed, would the voice sound like Tommy Chong?

[VishalGReturns]

I'd make mine have a cute girl';s voice

[Kamicolod]

Plant 1-I like water.

Plant 2-......

Plant 1-Do you like water?

Plant 2-yes.

Plant 1-I like sunlight.

Plant 2-....

Plant 1-Do you like sunlight?

Plant 2-yes.

Plan1-Two legged meat bag ripped off my ovaries and ate them.

Plant 2-......

[shadowace421]

that is the funiest scotish voice ever omg, it sounds creepy as hell at the same time tho!

[JM111787]

i wonder what happens if an cat or dog peed on it.

[TheSirJecht]

I want one to sound like Cenk, Ana and the soundboard!!

[tdurran]

It's a scotch moss plant. But then again, I've never heard of a scottish accent quite as scary as that. The whole concept could only be dreamt up in America.

[gyneve]

I can just hear my plants thanking me for a watering, after my dog relieves himself on them. Of course, because he's a small dog, they'll be complaining it was too little. lol

[asianguy789]

I'M DESPERTLY INEEED OF WATER

[Sneezlebob]

@asianguy789 i wanted to express my THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[ETFanatic]

lol thats a fucked up pedophile voice haha

[10AnthonyNguyen]

Someone just gave me a nice watering and i wanted to express my THANNNKS.hahaha.

[PollockQT]

I love the fact that they gave it a SCOTTISH ACCENT!

Was this ROBIN WILLIAMS' IDEA?? SERIOUSLY!

"I don't know why we gave the plant a Scottish accent, but for some reason it works" - Robin Williams

[SmartAss135]

his indian accent cracks me up everytime

[PollockQT]

@SmartAss135 it's Scottish, which is 200% funnier lol

[PollockQT]

@SmartAss135 i should start watching the whole video before posting comments lol

[creativeinsult]

i think it would be better if that whole contraption was wired to a simple led light display: blue = overwatered green = watered red = needs water

:)

love Cenk's take on this, though XD

[h3wlett]

LMAO. Ana looks hot as usual btw.

[DeadMothernature]

If I heard a plant talking to me it will be another Little shop of Horror plant telling me to "Feed Me!"

[solidkundi]

i wanted to break my desk laughing (BMDL) when i heard the plant and it sounded spanish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deedovich]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO " i'M IN DESPERAAATTTE NEED OF WATERRR"

lol it's fat bastard!

[ReineSchafwolle]

@Deedovich :'D I lolled at that one too

[Bopsman]

wow a geman plant :D

[allamericanboys2001]

What's with the creepy voice?

[kjaoend]

@2hottie69 well thanks ms.obvious

[kjaoend]

Those plants are half braveheart and half braverheart.

[Rikashk]

This will greatly assist me in growing weed, i'll never forget to water the kush again.

[KyleKJune]

love the ads at the end of the videos there you make them more fun to watch because you guys add comedy to them. usually at the end of videos i skip the ads because there boring.

[bmoresgreatest05]

"Someone Just gave me a nice watering....And I wanted Express My THHHHAAAANNNKS!"

[MartinezCowboys1]

feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Xaklyth]

why are plants scottish?

is it because they want FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!

[calgore5]

Its a fucking $90 moisture detector.

[yujirocks]

this is fucking scary we're 1 step closer to a plant apocalypse o.O jk but the Indian voice would be hilarious

[CommissarRed]

@2hottie69 Way to ruin the magic.

[ADancingWalrus]

THIS IS BRILLIANT!

Greatest voice ever!!!!!

[evilblades]

you are gonna get a gazillion plant profiles on twitter from now on XD

i might be weird, but i dont go around making facebook profiles for my plant :P

[First2ner]

that is too easy

"simple" circuit

[NY1love]

omg, i've been laughing since last night, i have to keep rewatching this. That voice is the funniest and most disturbing thing ive heard in a long time.

[gagaplex]

Wut? It said why: It's a Scotch (i.e. Scottish) moss plant, that's why it talks like that!

[CigarStudLasVegas]

technically it isn't THE PLANT that talks!

[BraceForFail]

I would buy one just to hear how pissed they got when you didn't water them

[savorith]

I usually love technology, but this is retarded. I'm sorry. This is fucking lame. The plant isn't talking. If they made a similar devices that measures a pools PH level, would they say the water is talking to you? C'mon...

"I need more chlorine" "feed me more chlorine"

[mrbiggoggles314]

BEST accents ever, laughed my ass off

[ermacpath]

lmao omg. idk which one was funnier...this "thankyou for the water" or "git! git!"

[vardoegers]

"I'm desperately in need of whata....and I cannot change the laws of physics, Cap'in."

[Ramel34]

This is by far one of the best TYT videos posted. I fell out when it started talking.

[UltimoLatino]

OH man I just wanna see one big ass MARIJUANA PLANT use this thing!

[Chibiicap]

not really practical but its cute, but for the price its not worth it. Its good for learning more about technology though 

[LookingGlassStudio]

,...my plants teach me things, they are my friends, do not hurt my plants, i love them, they are my friends,...

[aido92]

The one thing that voice is not is Scottish! Sounds like a really bad impersonation of one by someone who has almost certainly copied it from an old Bob Hope movie.

[brodis1]

This is probably the hardest I've laughed at a TYT video, nice job Cenk!

[Da55Moose]

I like how the plant is a cross between Scottish and Rasta

[cherrydog9]

feed me, seymour!

[FoxMedina]

from the title i thought he meant people twitting while high

[DTMTroy]

Let my people go...daddy dot com.... lmfao.

[tommypickles09]

POINTLESS POINTLESS POINTLESS

[bustosricky]

GET IN MY BELLY!

[TheScaryfluff]

Plant tweets and SMS? Lol people are fucking nuts man!

[houchi69]

do all plants talk with an accent???

do you get to pick which accent you want??

an order of indian accent, and an order of russian accent please!!

[yoops]

I want that voice for my GPS system.

[FengxianLeTerrible]

LOL the voice is EPIC

[Mayonaise033]

ah yes, nagging plants

[redice1024]

When he says you over watered me, you under watered me. I had a flash back to an episode of courage the cowardly dog,

[TheRavenNFLD]

Sounds like Fat Bastard hahaha <3

[eltimmy]

That is sooooooo creepy

[Blazinhieghts]

" I'm desperately in need to water!" LO fucking L

[soad19152003]

What a great use of technology.. *eyes roll*

[Tony007corp]

Did the world cure cancer while i was asleep last night??? why are we having scientist working on this....

[dadreamzworld]

@Tony007corp Theres already a cure!xD

[ZingZee123456789]

Scottish accents are sexy.......

[narezul]

the accent was cause its the scotch moss plant so it was that or a slurring violently angry drunk voice and if theyd done both theyd be getting phone calls

[PaleoNychus]

Why Scottish?

[bobbytiger]

What does this have to do with Obamas failure to stop the oil leak?

[dadreamzworld]

@bobbytiger The oil leak is not Obamas failure, did you not forget who caused it. Its like you killing someone and their parents coming and putting the blame on your mother. You sound stupid.

[x3mziix]

Why is it scottish? Thats HILARIOUS!

[Iceber9]

It's not a talking plant it's a microchip detecting moisture levels sending a signal to send out messages.

[MrTroxel]

I want my plants to talk like Snoop Dogg

[medit84truth]

Is this what it has come to? Wait for iRobot to tell me or send an e-mail informing me to water my plants? Really? Just check the damn plant! Sheesh...

I like how the product reps speak about the device as if it were all for the benefit of the plants. Yeah right!

[Kniletiah]

Indian-accented plants... genius!

[madpat2007]

I want mine to come in a Chinese accent!

[Saaduk92]

It's nothing more than a damn moisture detector with a rapists voice.

[gir908922]

LOL! That would be really weird if my flowers, herbs, and vegetables started "talking" to me, when they needed water.

[catpuncher7]

TYT tends to be scientifically illiterate....

[Saskifried]

Laff

[pheeson]

Imagine waking up at by a creepy scotish voice saying

"I want you to spray water all over me"

OH THE HORROR!

[FireScorpion343]

@pheeson I would turn that into porn XD

[freyjasage]

i wanted to express my THAAANKS

[Lupinerobo]

At 1:15 it says he's a "Scotch Moss" plant, hence the Scottish accent..I guess :-P

[jessiib12]

That is so creepy! Haha.

[ShadowGunner82]

What the fuck is up with the voice. So creepy!

[Joxman2k]

This is like Fox News Anchors ... attributing intelligence where none exists.

:P

[acrophobe]

IM DEEESPERATELY IN NEEEED OF WAAATEERRRRR

[jz726]

can i get this for my dog haha

[litnight]

the plants aren't talking it's just a moisture detector implanted in the soil that outputs pre-recorded voice messages or tweets. I think it's a cool idea that you can get some real time feedback on watering of plants...but this is not plants talking.

[yzman123]

I love how the plants are Scottish.

[akidanielsen]

You have to be incredibly lonely to buy this :P

When are they gonna invent this for cats? :D

[thedelta88]

this could be on the onion

[bythe9s]

@bythe9s now it's a lot cheaper.

[oakaveli]

only a moron would but this. For 100 bucks?!?!? Can't Win with it... Can't play with it....CAN NOT!!!!!!

[JoeyBieg]

You over-watered me, asshole.

[edgeninja]

There's something cool, yet incredibly creepy about this.

[metaitachi]

I can already converse with my plants.

[Tripp393]

"You over water me"...

[emmyjo720]

That is a bad Scottish accent.

[colinsilver105]

LMAO! That plant sounds like Fat Bastard. And Endergt Ur only a million % right.

[MrNDSteinbach]

What if it starts SCREAMING when you're sleeping? It will be like those digi-pet things...

[oolong2]

Talking plants? It's called a mosture sensor...

Do you think that teddy bears are really talking to?

[Bigbossjin]

Oh great! Now I don't have to worry about what the hell my plant is thinking.

This will change my life forever.

[RebelHQ]

Anna has the cutest laugh :]

Agree that the plant idea is pretty lame but maybe some old people might be into it.

[uriel578]

The plant introduced itself with "Hi, this is The Scotch Moss Plant" at 1:12, so it´s Scottish, thereby making a scottish accent very apt.

[CrrackTheSkye]

how funny is it that the technology that is needed to provide a service like this is actually killing the plants due to (CO2) pollution.

[StuartHaitchXbox]

wtf those aren't Scottish accents lmao. I'm Scottish trust me.

[muntasir20]

the plants arnt accully talking the put a censor in the soil to see if its moist enough for the plant to grow

[niriop]

Talking plants? Horseshit! It's a sensor with a fucking prerecorded voice...

[sexysadie1977]

Still no cure for cancer.

[captcrais101]

@sexysadie1977 maybe a vitamin to help fight against cancer though. B 17 which is in Gabazo beans and other foods.  google it + cancer

[iGShock]

@sexysadie1977 lolol ikr

[PhelimEstranesque]

Angry scottish plants are coming for us.

[ashestoyoursoul]

what unnecessary thing will they come up with next

[odetoinsolence]

All it is is a machine telling you that the plants soil is dry, so you need to water it, though...

[HardRawRocknRoll]

ppl still have plants? If you want a pet, get something that doesnt go in a salad

[ashestoyoursoul]

@HardRawRocknRoll people have plants because they like the look, not as a pet

[HardRawRocknRoll]

@ashestoyoursoul as far as i know, they're something you keep on your house and if you stop doing some things with it, it dies. The only three things that come to the top of my head when i think of something with these characteristics are babies, tamagochis and pets. Plants aren't human, neither japanese weird shit, so they fill into the pet thing. Now go play fetch with your sunflower

[WeedGreenPowerRanger]

If you were growing Pot with this, would it have Jeff bridges' voice from The Big Lebowski.

"You overwatered me man!"

[18CaStRaDoMiS89]

@WeedGreenPowerRanger

Ahahahahahahahaaaaa

[jbw470]

@WeedGreenPowerRanger You'd also have plants asking for 'caucasians' instead of water.

[xmike87]

Who knew that plants have Scottish accents?

[pgorney]

I have not laughed this hard at a TYT clip EVER!

[Erilis666]

"will you please water me until my soil is quite soaked." lmfao, wtf is going on??

[arad7613]

It has nothing to do with the plant. The detector would be talking even if there was no plant there, just soil.

[PersonalPariah]

THEY'RE PLAYING GOD!!!

Only a god can make bushes talk...

[WeedGreenPowerRanger]

@PersonalPariah

I've seen Bushes talk before, but they've all been total assholes....

[PersonalPariah]

@WeedGreenPowerRanger Well yeah... but then you grind them up and burn the little blasphemous sods and that shuts them up. :)

[yotafro]

Nothing NEW! I've been talking to my plants for decades.Their not as mean and creepy as these plants. Plus, if there were wires attached to my ficus I couldn't shower with it. ;p

[baker98745]

"someone just gave me a nice watering, and i wanted to express my Thaaaaaaanks! "

[dEdGrimley]

Yea, if you could get that thing to swear... or like on Facebook how you can make it all in pirate talk or whatever... Yea, this would be a fun little do-hickey for a couple of weeks. Way better than a robot voice.

[ho2cultcha]

great! like i don't get enough emails from people - now i'm going to get them from thousands of my plants...

[Kirbynessness]

This is Stupid times ten to the power of Retarded.