Married to the Eiffel Tower [Part 2]

[paradise619619]

If I could I would marry my penis lol

[kbapt213]

@paradise619619 Also an inanimate object?

[nathanburgundy]

Guy at 2:55 picking his nose. Hard.

[w1k1n9]

In the words of the "Too damn high..." dude, I don't care if you marry a shoe

[raadoobg]

just a fly over a coo coo's nest

[FeralMonkeyShines]

I wonder if they have above average IQs.. because they sure are geeky.

[evuhleenahlove]

theres that guy whose in love with his car

[Zamanian]

Why isn't she keeping her body in shape for the objects in her life? They have regularly scheduled maintenance, I'm sure. You have let yourself go, Margaret!

[limafilho27]

`She is my daughter and I love her`. This is so important. Parents, always show how much you love your kids. This helps them feel safe about being human and fight to achieve their true potential.This is what makes life worth living: respect, tolerance and the acceptance that what makes us tick does not have to make others tick. to each his own.

[TheTrademarx]

@limafilho27 If you let your kid run around humping amusement park rides, that isn't tolerance, that's just bad parenting.

[xEENiEMEENiEMiNiEMOx]

WTF I THOUGHT THAT CHICK NAME "AMY" WAS A BOY. WTTFFFFF?????

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

If you are going to give rights to Homosexuals, you might as well also give rights to Incestuals, Pedosexuals, Beastisexuals, and these guys as well...

Why can't marriage also be between a Human and a Dog? Or a Human and a Car? Or a Cat and a Fish? Why Limit marriage only to Hetero and Homosexuals??? Where do you draw the line?

Honestly, this is why I believe all forms of Sexuality aside from that of the Majority should be socially unacceptable.

The world is becoming more and more perverse!!

[MrsTruthTeller]

I think these people were never loved properly by people or feel that people will hurt them so they developed an attachment to objects that are not alive and because objects don't have the ability to say hurtful things to things and objects will never leave them. Its a fantasy world that creates comfort and predictability.

[2302sally]

cheating bitch! nacht is so much more sexier!

[tuppha]

Such a player :c

[elbie2013]

this is sad these people need help, but i found it funny how there all women kinda says something about men hahha jk

[nils4545]

@elbie2013 haha

[Shenanigans07]

ASS-BURGERS?

as-per-gers.

as-pur-jus.

Not assburgers. you mong. lmao

[punkgrl325]

I live in NY. I burst out laughing when the narrator said "seductive structures".

[zottnjoe]

7:50 That's your answer, crazy ass mother, but she's right

[MANGOTANGOlovers]

Dat glass.

[Jackweldon12]

i like glass

[Dhesyca]

"Why would a person choose to take solace in an object rather than a person." The same way homosexuals choose to be with the same sex and heterosexuals choose to be with the opposite sex: There's no choice in it at all.

[Shenanigans07]

@Dhesyca This doesn't quite fall in to the category of homosexuality and heterosexuality.

There's a misfiring going on in their brain. This is more to do with psychology rather than sexuality.

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

@Shenanigans07

What are you talking about? This falls in the category of Sexual Orientation EQUIVALENT to both Heterosexuality and Homosexuality...

Here is a list of different types of Sexual Orientations:

Heterosexuality, Homosexuality, Incest, Pedosexuality, Beastiality, Bisexuality, Omnisexuality, Objectum Sexuality (THIS)...

If you are going to bring Psychology into this, please don't go around spreading false information.

These are all aspects of the same area of the Psyche...

[Shenanigans07]

@SamuelJoaodaSuica

I'm not spreading false information.

Homosexuality, bisxuality, and hetrosexuality isn't a paraphilia.

Bestiality, Paedophilia, are paraphilia. and incest is also pretty much considered a paraphilia. But rather, it's in a category of it's own.

Pansexuality/omnisexuality, much the same as bisexuality but with the philosophy of "any holes a goal"

Is OS a sexuality? Yeah, in that, it involves sexual desire. Is it a psych. cond.? almost definitely and should be treated as such.

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

@Shenanigans07

Wrong, maybe they are doing this in your country, but in my country any form of Sexuality other than Heterosexuality and Asexuality is categorized as "paraphilia"

The whole concept of "paraphilia" is a "philia" that is other than that of the mainstream "philia" which is Heterosexuality

Para-- means along or on side with like a parallelogram or parallel lines on a paper

Philia-- Happiness usually sexual

Asexuality is simply the lack of sexuality. not much there...

[Shenanigans07]

@SamuelJoaodaSuica

Paraphilia in psychology means abnormal sexual behaviour. e.g. Masochism. Psychosexality.

If homosexuality is considered a perversion in your country. Then, I'm assuming your country is a religious one. It's highly poisonous and dangerous to the worlds progression.

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

@Shenanigans07

And how is Homosexuality "normal"???

"Normal" is based on what the Majority of people do...

Last time I checked, Homosexuality was not the Majority... Heterosexuality was the majority... Now if Homosexuality were the majority, then that would AUTOMATICALLY make Heterosexuality a "paraphilia"

There can only be ONE normal sexuality. All other sexualities are "Paraphilias" because they are "abnormal"

And my country is secular. But honest and not "politically correct" like yours

[Shenanigans07]

@SamuelJoaodaSuica

Are you going to continue to speak about psychology, as if you know about it? Because your ignorance is going beyond irritating.

This doesn't come down to "political correctness". I'm not "politically correct"

this comes down to knowledge and fact. Homosexuality. Is normal, natural, and isn't a Paraphilia. Why? Because REAL psychiatrists and psychologists don't treat homosexuals as if they are psychosexuals. But they DO treat OS and paedophiles.

[rccppt]

lololololololo

[Shannonbarnesdr1]

i am moderatly ausdtictic ( and proud to be who i am ), and i have mutlptle cognative dd chanllegenes alogn with that, i have comfort objects i carry with me at all times, btu DAMN, IM NOT THIS FAR !!! LOL my comfort objects no different then a lil kid with there comfort object security blanket---- ITS NOTHIGN sexual,... wow after seeign this i can no longer be counted as weird LOL

[nipps5]

i dont think they know what love is....

[devilshomie]

So can men be OS people too or is it just only women because that's what I'm beginning to suspect

[MrRatchakay]

@devilshomie some guys from some other documentary called My Car Is My Lover are totally in love with... well yeah their cars.

[devilshomie]

@MrRatchakay I saw that one actually it was very interesting, but I'm wondering more about the emotional aspect I mean the men in My Car Is My Lover (in my opinon) seemed to be using the cars for sexual reasons alone these women have an emotional connection with the objects and are in love with them

[devilshomie]

Well her mother seems nice

[GovernmentHo0ker]

Forever Alone.

[pedro6199782]

Omg that was even creepier than part 1

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

those dolls are creepy.

[idreamofanniemcflys]

Hide 'yo kids, hide 'yo wife, hide 'yo...fences

[reincarnatedwolfgod]

there seem like harmless looking people but there also bat shit crazy

[megapurify]

They are way too hip for world of warcraft!

[Popteart]

If this was a legitimate disorder, then how come it doesn't affect attractive people?

[Mizan215]

"i don't know how an os person can stay in this city and stay sane".....an os person can't be sane in the first place.......

[CaramelCleo]

Lady you can have all the dolls that you desire I'll take a man in my bedroom instead any day. No matter how many times he keeps asking me for a sandwich. Men just have so much more to offer ya know what I mean? lol

[Pizzaman925]

She had an Orgasm @ 3:05

[janey417]

that rag doll lady is where i draw the line.

[MeowwItsAshleyy]

wtf

[GoeLiezzz]

Ride on the love train that's what I mean! :D

[Doraemonrulz]

its like watching a horror movie ! D:

[SnappleFactoids]

This is simultaneously the most hilarious yet horrifying and disturbing thing I've ever seen in my life. Holy fucking shit.

[Shannonbarnesdr1]

@SnappleFactoids agreeed, theres weird, and then theres... WWEEEEIIIRD !!!

[Penicks]

2:33 i completely lost it. my brain melted. these people are bat shit crazy. bat shit crazy.

[therabidliger]

I am scared...

[itsacorporatething]

Mr. Wall is such a slut.

[MisterBung]

The shaved head woman looks like Seth Rogan and somehow, that's not the creepiest thing going on here.

[MyJustified]

Oh dear 3:58

[quirkykandi]

I LIKE TURTLES

[TITANSMRS]

I am an Objectum Sexual and PROUD of it

[bluetooth333123]

Well fuck, you want to love a building? Love a building. I don't get it, but it doesn't hurt anyone else.

[TheWizzKidz]

9:22 ZOMFG

[STARTproductions]

6:41 Oh dear...

[STARTproductions]

3:09 They sound like pedos lol

[efsq]

what the fuuuuuuuuck maaaaaaaaaan

these dykes need some cock

[dannielpreto]

Did Osama destroyed the towers because he couldn't have them and thus got angry? :O 911 Truth movement eat your hearts out...

[alnjgove8uifjbkelbfg]

how can you be in love with the berlin wall? what next a concentration camp?

[Massiveskinsfan93]

When she went: "I like the ones in glass" and made that horny sound I was like ewwwwww!

[MUFFINHEAD1985]

This chick must have been the one who blew the twin towers.

[2008jazzii]

so what if two women love the same object? Will they fight over it?

[kanatapaw]

that song a the end please someone tell me?

i actuly like it :D

[kanatapaw]

how can u love a object?

i feel like a muslim hateing gays

gays are awesome , but objects, whats the thrill D:

[CanisCaeleste]

Ah, people so depraved they need to screw something that can't speak. No pulse either! Why, it's like necrophilia, except objects never were living. I can't believe Erika "Eiffel" actually takes her dumbassery seriously enough to make a WEBSITE for this lunacy. I smell trollbait.

[irishxxkelt]

@CanisCaeleste I wouldn't say depraved as they do not prey on other people or animals. But Amy feels her Dad was distant and suffers from Asperger's syndrome though she is articulate and seems bright enough.

[Shannonbarnesdr1]

@irishxxkelt autistics and esxpecially aspies ARE BRIGHT anda ll, teyare just wired and made different, and while most do have emotional need for and are attached to objects, youk now security, or comfort objects......most aree nott ot his degree,

[irishxxkelt]

@Shannonbarnesdr1 "anda ll,teyare"?

[awalktorememeber]

im surprised amy objects are men i thought theyd all be female cause she look like a lezzy

[mirrornette]

Those object rapers!

[theivyleaguer]

I thought that was a boy.

[BlTCHiMGOD]

9:23 Best part of the documentary

[AidanParle]

@BlTCHiMGOD So true. Always cracks me up

[EdgePitSwing]

@BlTCHiMGOD Hahahahaha

[TheFalsner]

I kind of feel like that with my breitling chronomat. We have sex all the time! I use my left hand with her!

[waysgoose]

This is a Monty Python sketch, right?

[ienjoypaninis]

"I dont know how an OS person can live in this city and stay sane"

I don't know how an OS person can be sane period.

[chiborib0]

@ienjoypaninis I was going to say that exact same thing.

[danthman666]

This is fucking creepy...

[Kroellmaster]

OK, I totally get how this is far beyond "normal", yet these people are not hurting anybody and people should just let them be. Why would this make "normal" people uncomfortable? Fuck the weirdos, who don't can live with people being different!

[jonnithundahhhh]

@420xxPrincesz hahahahhahaeajkasdjlf

[complainer101]

these women all have one thing in common besides their sexuality... they're all fucking ugly.

[devilshomie]

The dolls are the creepiest dolls ever

[p3rino]

09:12 best part

[halomammy]

WHY ARE THEY ALL WOMEN!?

[89klk]

@halomammy

They can't get what they want from men ':/

[Ganahankoani]

Very Very Disturbing!!!!!

[mrstrick24]

So object-lovers definitely aren't monogamous. 

[combinownage]

November 9th 1989 must of been the worst day ever for the guy who loved the Berlin Wall.

[morbidmech]

PLEASE! someone make an animated GIF out of 9:23-9:29 !!!

[ivarhulaj]

@morbidmech The crazy GIF you requested gifsoup com slash MzM1MjI4NA

[dudette42]

i'm pretty sure they've mistaken "making love" with masterbating.

[Massiveskinsfan93]

@dudette42 Yeah, I mean people finger themselves. It doesn't mean they had sex with their hands lol.

[TOBORtheMighty]

@dudette42 I'm pretty sure you've mistaken "masterbating" with "masturbating".

Then again, I think you also missed the point of the whole documentary...

[bluedice2012]

@TOBORtheMighty Which is what? The fact that these people have severe mental issues or the fact that 'Amie is in love with a little banister named Lou’?

[Qurnah]

This, surprisingly, reminds me of my love to my car too. I like driving it, but not to the extent of making love to the object.

I think those ladies have been lonely for a VERY long time, hence they directed their emotion to those objects.

[power2hour]

This really objectifies women, amirite???

[longblackjimmy]

I don't even want to imagine what her vagina looks like after putting all those things in it.

[TheHottnessIsIn]

Does anybody know the name of the techno-style song that is paying at the end where 1001Nacht is spinning?

[HoundForHireSBack]

Should've called this "The Object of My Affection", amirite??

[JyginsGreenBird]

Is it odd that I am mad that they aren't monogamous with their objects? What the hell...

[Snuggleumpakis]

@JyginsGreenBird I feel yah, it's pretty fucked up, especially since they are supposedly "in love"

[benoisc]

Three words. Crazy cat lady.

[TheNishnish1]

the person/persons who made the eiffel tower will be like.... wtf?

[benwalter]

8:00-8:34 seems spot on to me.

[InsanePorcupine]

on a side note do any of these women use protection? youll pick up some nasty stuff from the Eiffel tower im sure of it.

[InsanePorcupine]

havnt seen this all yet but do any men suffer.. I mean choose this sort of lifestyle. I mean any men in love with like a park bench or something. Men make love to all sorts of inanimate objects but Ive never heard a guy claim he married the great pyramid or something.

[flameisbrighter]

@InsanePorcupine Go to veoh[dot]com and search "Strangelove". It's about mechaphiles, aka men who REALLY love cars

[JyginsGreenBird]

@InsanePorcupine There are men who are in love with dolls- I think that's the same thing.

[InsanePorcupine]

@JyginsGreenBird ha i suppose so but still seems feasable to me you can make love to a doll but the eiffel tower really. Just seems to me like there gonna get tetanus or some weird shit

[TheFacesOfOliverHart]

They had me sold with the first few minutes, but the woman in love with the fair ride seems to exhibit a lot of traits and mannerisms that I would call into question. Comfort: is that true love? And the way she seems so attached to the railing? It seems she finds something in the objects that she may be unable to find in the people around her. After all, they trigger no response; completely "accepting" her. Just my two cents.

Peace.

[LeoandLamb]

How the fuck is this harmelss? This is the stuff that serial killers are made of! They need help!

[JyginsGreenBird]

@LeoandLamb They're humping fences, not stabbing children

[LeoandLamb]

@JyginsGreenBird

I know its not on those levels. But its still abit creepy.

[JyginsGreenBird]

@LeoandLamb As long as their not fucking my fence or my car without my permission, I don't really care. They're not hurting anyone.

[LeoandLamb]

@JyginsGreenBird

Agreed.

[Popteart]

The carnival music that plays at 1:14 is priceless!

[jbshaver29]

9:23 hahahahahahaha

[sloanhadley]

Oh god, the dolls.

[PERSIANCAT88]

i know some who feel in love with a brick

[tua25544]

Wow. I started watching this for a quick laugh before I went to bed, but this is incredibly compelling.

Its almost like an excellent work of art. I both feel bad for and, to be quite honest, pitty these people at the same time I kinda feel like, well, theyre happy and kinda want to accept it

[Schutzraumtechnik999]

one security guard has a helluva story for the guys at lunch break XD

[Bobfrankletankle]

Well, the comments on these videos make me want to shoot myself. I don't see why people can't just understand that these people are who they are. There isn't anything wrong with them just because they love something unorthodox, something different than you do.

[Anabana21yeh]

I fell in love with my vibrator, my vibrator never fails ;)! lol but seriously these women neeeeeed help.

[thatbitchbennie]

What The Fuck is wrong with these women ???? isn't love suppose to be between two people. I dont understand how they can be soooooo in love with soo many objects!!!!! That Amy should be killed ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[TwinkyisWatching]

@thatbitchbennie Really? She should be killed because of what she loves? Even if its an object? Maybe you should rethink your statement.

[Popteart]

You make me feel SO alive, 1001Nacht. I can touch the sky, as your counterweights descend and your gondola rises. My days are brighter, when I gaze upon your handsome face. I'm glad that I'm alive, so I can fly with you.

I bet the Twin Towers are happy to be gone so she can't molest them.

[Vegbino]

isnt she upset that her 'lover', the Berlin wall, was killed? was she pissed at JFK for making that "eih bein ein berliner" speech, about killing her beau?

[AgnosDios]

so this is what bat shit crazy looks like.

[swaaahtome]

Very disturbing, especially the dance scene fucking hell man...

[freshlycleanedhands]

Who made this documentary and why? Is anyone helping these people?

[enogael]

They need therapy...

[Joshlapl2112]

I'd put my dick in a guillotine.

[Ozarkeree]

@Joshlapl2112 My vagina IS a guillotine. Let's get together.

[ihateaphids]

i like how she has 9 cats



[Popteart]

@ihateaphids Very fitting.

[wonderpulp]

if anyone's gonna bust a nut on the empire state building..it's gonna be ME, god damnit

[girizimosay]

eiffel tower - "you cheating whore!"

berlin wall - "wait whats going on here? honey whats she talking about?"

crazy lady - "weep!weep!weep!"

[DaNeedle]

seriously, a guillotine?

[Ninjaculation]

I'm in love with the bagger288 !!!!

[KinkyFlowersMusic]

this is pitifully pathetic and lame



[Xen8]

I fell in love with a cake. The cake was a lie.

[Gogloplex]

@Xen8 Please kill yourself

[termanate]

@Xen8 THIS IS A TRIUMPH.

[DekayDub]

so pretty much, these women cheat on other objects while they are in love with other objects

[typesix]

@DekayDub Exactly...sluts! :)

[RyanLaquer]

@DekayDub Maybe they'e polygamists?

[flooflad]

@DekayDub sounds like an excuse for women to be slutty while still being ugly

[DekayDub]

@flooflad haha, i know

[charlieijoker]

@DekayDub Yup.

[sonikhechog]

@DekayDub they are just polyamorous, as long as all the objects know about each other and the women are honest :)

[DekayDub]

@sonikhechog god dammit haha, this is to funny