My favorite Engrish together at last

[zambimaru]

REACH OUT

TOUCH FAITH

MOTHER

FUCKER

NASTY BITCH LOL!!!!! WTF? I want that Jacket

[hurricaneomega]

Some of this doesn't qualify as engrish. The first one seems to be from England, and Gaylord is an actual name.

[SurvivorsOfTitanic]

LMAO! This is hilarious. They should all go to that "Learn fucking english" course.

[Zombie2300]

[Warning!]

Because there is danger that it is involved in a dolphin , Please do not grow a hand in fence.

...#FAIL

[CoolDudeClem]

That's a problem right there, words like fuck and shit have become so common, tthat non-english speaking people think they are innocent everyday words.

[xuilidar]

what a hells going on

[Akasunification]

"very fucking english lessons"

HAHAHAHAHA

[mollyjayne2k7]

What is this song? xD

[LongHairFreakyPerson]

Uranus toilet paper.

Hot man dog.

Spoony.

Cooking my dog.

Hairless milk.

WTFWTF

[Yuuraki]

I lol'd at 'Very Fucking English Lesson'.

[Ironcabbit]

That Cross Bar one almost made me pee myself! So ROFLMAO!!!

[lesztat18]

no chewing cum??

[Kyle2303]

what is this song?

[loonmaniac]

It is pow'ful jest a symppom of Needin' Govment Disability Cash, NGDC fo' sho't....look fo' her t'claim compensashun

[TARDISES]

this video are sick in a bad way.... YOU MISSED WAHT ALL YOUR ENGRISH BELONG TO (aka; ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.)

[TheWalkingNerd]

God, I haven't laughed that hard in so long...

[Zapok12]

Because there is danger that it is involved in a dolphin, Please do no grow a hand in a fence.

What the...?

[CodeXero]

1:08 i don't think this was a mistake ..

[renata2405]

what is the title of the song, awesome!

[shotokoto]

What the hell is this song? The Engrish version of United States of Whatever?

[shotokoto]

What the hell is this song? The Engrish version of United States of Whatever?

[sininetigu]

time 4 me to get some walter :P

[CaptainKacknup]

Hm, i think i could get me some glass of chilled walter now...

[makutateridax20]

uranus hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaahahah

[VolkColopatrion]

I don't think the Uranus one was a *miss*translation.

:)

[JaebumTaeyang]

Haha the shoe said "Fartin"

[mewmewtea]

wtf condom man or watrevr!! >;(

[GWbodycount]

Cuz this is mai Subaru, Dont touch tha leathaah !!

[DFrizzleNizzle]

0:43 I LOL'D

[lucky7monkey]

VERY FUCKING ENGLISH LESSON

[thornangel16]

WTF?!?!?!? O.O"

[FrankieEsposito]

ahahahaha...hot walter,chilled walter

[shanelauritzen]

Reach out touch faith motherfucker nasty bitch

[leafyridge73]

grand make of compliation mistake video. good for assistance of all mankind! lol man i love engrish.

[Reiko2211]

'what a hell's going on'

lol

[theZoftime]

riam rynch, nishe!

[VocaloidYorune]

Fucking English? XDDD

[Manyskins]

Holy crap do i ever hope 1:24 is a mistake. A tad creepy otherwise.

[Haloya101]

This cute mild curry uses 100% Japanese apple and cheerful hamster.

[helenkitty23]

DOn't CHEW CUM! XD

[Spacedragon1000]

"Hairless Milk"

Well that's good to know.

[redeyes99]

Hhahaha! This will never get old

[fratboyfrat]

0:36

Don't shit on the floor... with your face?

[rawrxcrazyxmuffin]

"dont throw dirty stuff on the floor ... dont shit on the floor" xD lmao that cant be real xD

[WolvesLeader91]

i like the song ^^

[BlackSkullRacer613]

NO CHEWING CUM

I wasn't planning on it, but thanks for reminding me.

[QUESTED]

Bunch of retards man!!!!

[mrminidick]

captain condom was my childhood hero!

[patrickmanx]

SPOONY

[Nightfall2781]

i lul'd at the walter thing =D

[Xevorim]

Hot & Cold Walter...LMAO

[ShippoIsCute18]

"This cute and mild curry uses 100% Japanese Apple and cheerful hamster"

Huh,I always wanted to know how "cheerful'" hamsters taste like!

[raddaluigi]

0:39 is engrish?

didn't look like it; read the speech bubbles

[gymgurl98]

FARTIN lol

[SmokePropaganda]

Touching Wires causes Instant Death $200 Fine"

let me guess

"Do not Pass Go do not collect $200?"

[kittypr1nc3ss]

first of all it's english

second english is not funny!

third of all what you think is english is what we think is poorly spoken english with a german accent.

[sopretentious]

This child is my friend. Occasionally it also becomes emergency provisions.

I guess neccessity negates friendship. LOL

[Xevorim]

Hot and Chilled Walter XD

[RavenNight2641]

0.o why do they have random curse words on everything? lol this made me lauff^_^

[twist109]

lmao "Homo Soap"

[Mutzaki]

"No chewing cum" yeah the sign is referring to you, Paris Hilton! Disgusting bitch!

[Wowguy667]

So fuckin' guy get a good thing,

But I don't know about it

And soue good guy getbad thing,

But I don't know about it

What a hell's going on

[kimosabesun]

Song is bloody awesome! Add to description if you can!

[rabbitspliff]

this fucking owns. lmao at very fucking english lesson.

[00fury00]

the curry uses hamsters?

woah hold on japan!

[sandmonkey102]

wooo awsome song

[JimmyTheObscure]

Hot Man Dog!

[bebeo4]

Hot man dog. lulz

[DarkClara5]

"Because there is danger that it is involved in a dolphin . Please do not grow a hand in a fence."

I lol'd so hard! xD

[meshuggahismylife]

LOL

[XwinnebagoXwarriorX]

this cute mild curry uses 100% Japanese apple and cheerful hamster

[Feather13]

1:20 is awesomeness!! :D

[sandmonkey102]

whats the song or download

[jamie0333]

The 'Don't shit on the floor' one had me crying with laughter.

[xNirvanaxMCRx]

Dude what's that song...I gotta get it XD

[BloodyDarkAnimeFan]

ROFL 1:00 "No Chewing Cum" XDD

[TheQuiescentSquall]

I seriously did a rofl copter at "spoony" XD

[Dazhimself]

i actualy want to know what this songs called hahaha, much better than my untied states of whatever! lmao!

[xoxAishiteruxParixox]

LMAO. Oh god.

I laughed so hard, I'm crying. What got me was the cheerful hamster and the 'Status Clitical'.

[spencertron88]

0:47 is the ultimate backpack for a goth... It would be hilarious to see someone wearing that in america.

[WhatheShizz]

This cute mild curry uses 100% Japanese apple and cheerful hamster. LMAO.

[appleshoppe]

"This cute mild curry uses 100% Japanese apples and cheerful hampster." I wish I could translate back to them what they put on their packaging...

[Jesusrapeslittleboys]

spoony is my favourite cartoon character

[Oddmartian2]

0:40

That's just...art.

[maraschino38]

Who's Walter? lol

[cchungalung]

Do not grow a hand in a fence? That will be hard, but I will try. ROFLMAO

[pheonixmon1]

0:35 didnt anyone notice that hes shitting from his mouth ?

[panadesu]

Touch faith, mother fucker nasty bitch xD

[xSmokeScreenNinjaX]

00:25 xD Aw, people really shouldn't use English in signs and stuff if they don't have a clue what it means... That's why I'm wary of buying t-shirts and stuff with different languages on them...

[NightfallAgent]

After a long day of eating hot man dogs I went home and showered with some nice homo soap. Just to make sure I don't shit on the floor of course.

[saralikesdaisies]

gaylord's meat co LOL

[jumpin4frogz]

chilled Walter...lmao

[1234SUGAR]

Hey, you, No chewing cum!

[terror0earth]

Club bitch!

[9N8X]

1:01

No chewing cum.

Lol

[boogilish]

"this cute mild curry uses 100% japanese apple and cheerful hampster"?! omg lol its the cuteness that makes the flavor!

[boogilish]

come on guys... no chewing cum, when will we ever learn? damn, I blame the hot man dog.

[CyberSmokeProduction]

"Touching Wires causes Instant Death $200 Fine"

hmm reminds me of Monopoly

"Go to jail, go directly to jail, Do not pass GO do not collect $200"

[DimeForGod]

Hey dude would u like some walter or some hairless milk?come to cross bar!

[Nat4Brendan]

Holy crap this is funny.

[mattypooz]

Hory*

[Springmaus2007]

Finally...the whole world was waiting for it so long...hairless milk.

[BornToBeWild11]

LMAO~ Exactly what I was thinkin'.

[vinylman4533]

A local cafe has signs saying "tables for customer only" (only one?) and "thanks for your corporation"!

[vinylman4533]

A local shop says it is a "Convenient " shop open on Saterdays! Another says "tables for customer: (only one?) and thanks for your corporation!

[wimpyturtle47]

SPOONY

[BerryjuiceSmudge]

lol the "dogs sauce"

[Iridescent93]

this child is my friend! occasionally becomes emergency provisions

omg, that made me lol so hard xD

[BubblegumQueen1]

What song is this? I know the real one but yeah that's hillarious

[lesliechan31]

Spoony OMG LOL!!!

[katman04]

no soiling of public areas by dog sauce

i wonder who eats dog sauce

[madchemist5926]

My favorite Engrish quote is" We are breads, every day we made energy for most people. We have many kinds, it is the great sound. Someday in holiday some one took we in the basket and go to a garden for relax, them call 'picnic'"

[porcelainXdolls]

"no soiling of public area with dogs sauce"

LMAO

[PopperThong]

lol

[claudiotinoue]

Very Fucking English Lesson, that should be a damn good one, roflmao

[ariato777]

0:36 is chinese

[TheAntiEmoticon]

what a hell's IS going on?

[Spoononmydesktop]

very fucking english lessons anyone?

[MahBoi22]

I want that Very Fucking English Lesson! I already know English but still...I want to see what this particular "lesson" is like XD

[ChaosLord121]

@MahBoi22

A very f***ing good one!

[Nightfall2781]

hot man dog lol

engrish is gret

[aurrorra]

OMG it's SPOONY!!!

[jamesberkhimer]

i don't like hairy milk so i get the hair-less milk

while watching the exacution at the register

[Boxxxez]

lol

[bsartist]

"STATUS CLITICAL". Is it some kind of lesbian porn?

[KriegerKrieg]

when i visited chile i saw alot of t-shirts with crap like this on them. This is one of the funniest vids ever...

[trevlac3]

When I lived in Brazil I saw funny ones too. I thought "if they only knew what they said, they wouldn't be wearing them!"

[garrettgivre]

haha this is hilarious

rather short though

[JuannyBear]

Damn, is this like slang or something?

[fujyoshi]

please do not grow a hand in the fence /heh

[10folds]

You guys should check out this R/C car toy called the "Happy Light Dancing Car"...

I've got the box and here are some of the things written on it:

"Amazing stunts! Incredible acrobats! Side splitting stunts! Spinning action creates strange forms!"

"The vilence revolves. Strange form. Strange. Light!"

"Go forward. Revolve. Vacillating. CENT SET ACTION!"

"Stunt! EDDY! Shuttle! Rebellion!"

"Functions: Forward, Backwards, Left turn, Right turn, Spinning, Flip over, Flashing Lights"

Thank4read

[XxINCHAINSxX]

THAT MADE ME LOL

[2ylite808]

hilarious! slow it down though. i can't read engrish that fast

[Sarahmint]

MASTERBATE

EMPHASIS

BE-FASTUDIOUS

I want that sweater!!!

:D :D :D

[princesspout89]

OH EM GEE SPOONY!!! XD

[japmsn]

spoony hahaha no chewing cum lol

[Nightfall2781]

poor walter

[walrusqueen123]

because there is danger that it is involved in a dolphin.Please do not grow a hand in a fence.

[GetMixie]

What is the song?

[GetMixie]

OMG, what's the song called??!! I LOVE IT! ROFL

[batgutt]

1:17 is the best

[assassin12346]

lets take a very fucking english lesson!

[PivotKy0]

1:16 HAHAHA!

[kilom16]

chill out walter

[wowsylverin]

I think the guy who made the shirt at 1:14 has tourettes.

[Delibirate]

Sexual Harassment Company xD I want a job there :P

[saxonsnowredux]

spoony.

[SotLB0702]

lmfao hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahah­ahahhaahaah

ahahahahahahaahahahahaqhahahah­a

AHAHAHAHahahahahahahahhaahahaa­hhahaha

[R0flc0ptergoeswahwah]

Spoony XD That made me lol XD

There was another pic where they spelled it "sonopy" XD

[fdsal0]

song plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[pistoia19]

the song is Lyn Chung - Wotever

[lordsmokeadoob420]

Touching Wires Causes INSTANT DEATH

$200 fine

lool hmm Somebody played Monopoly

[RushAndRuleIt]

Fartin shoes at 0:31 - for when you have the runs!

[skate3745]

CAPTAIN CONDOM!

[leeofbacup]

1st one is not engrish, its a real sign from newcastle

[strtthshw]

ROFL at the song!!!! XD I thought the original song was funny but I think I like this one better!

[Pitchaxistheorem]

Shit if i keep watching this video i'm gonna shit in my pants

[thecharlotteness]

LOL dog sauce xDD

[julihaenna]

seriously, i love engrish!!

what's the song, pleeeaase :)

[goose1212343]

lol i love spoony

[Kari166]

So...much...profanity... 0__o

[Quinness]

who sings the song, what's the title and where can I find it?

[fuzziness2nd]

Hahaha!!!! poor hamster :(

[SkyXyden]

1st pic - How can anyone get fined when their dead? -.-

[pyramidheadthingy]

:42!!! whada hells going on

[vegetaover9000]

wtf chewing cum...

[xXVanillaBlueXx]

i love the one that says "this child is my friend, ocassionaly used for emergency provisions" I love Engrish

[triberocker]

i hope walter's okay with being chilled

[Fanjaya22]

1:34 ROTFL!!!!

[travisfin]

wow i'm thirst i should drink some walter

[DarthVyson]

lol "no chewing cum" and "Touching Wires Causes Instant Death: $200 fine

[kygoresfriend]

"Because there is a danger that it is involved in a dolphin, Please do not grow a hand in the fence." LOL

[poppybasers]

gay lord meat company hahhaha HOMO SOAP

[MeLrOb1994]

dog sauce hahaha

[ichbinstark]

Very fucking English Lesson? XD

[xmenarutofan]

HAHAHAAAAAAA!!^_^

[HisSn0wWhiteQueen]

this is golden

[agrv8ion]

My favorite: What a hell's going on

[KTheBoi]

No chewing CUM LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[imperialifty]

this has to be like the best slideshow on the history of youtube :D pictures and music and all... all it might be missing is for it to be alittle longer :)

[YoureNotAlexander]

I fell out of my chair by the time you got to Homo Soap.

[EmirrrBiznitch]

ROFL

[hellfrog24]

What song is this? It's Freakin' awesome.