How to survive a horror movie

[StopTheInsanity100]

lol, okay, I found some faults.

You said not to go into the dark. One of the reasons is because you'll see a shadow.

How do you see a shadow if it's dark?

And.

You said not to check the basement, attic, not to check out noises, not to answer the phone to unknown numbers, etc.

Wouldn't that mean you are being a coward? Wouldn't doing so represent your bravery?

Also.

What if it's NOT an unknown number and the killer like... Ate your grandmother and is using HER phone to call? Little Red...

[PolkaDotedSocks101]

you forgot one Thing MOST IMPORTANT DONT BE HOT!!!!!! because everyone knows when ur a blonde hot bimbo u die in the first part of the movie so please eat some extra doritos die ur hair black do SOMETHING!!!!!

[GoddessAriana]

I loved the video and I love your voice, it just makes it even funnier XD. Great video man ^-^!

[undrgun]

Bravery kills you remember the girl that went into the basement hahahah

[123MegaBanana]

Keep close to from fat people and blonds and especialy mentaly impared people because they are most likely to fall over and buy you some time to escape also if your in a house full of your friends and family don't forget to call for them to help.

[Mikezonecartoons]

fat people never survive horror movies, so im dead. Plus horror movies always portray fat people as jerks. Were not mean, were jolly! Ever hear of Santa Claus?

[CriticToAll]

Don't forget the most basic rule of all - GET TO KNOW THE KILLER!!! Be nice to the killer and he/she might just spare you. Or, you know, you could discover the only thing that can kill them.

[Theogmeo123]

where did you get your tips theese are great!

[imhis1stlove]

Don't go inside strangers houses! Obviouslyyyy!

[Sideshowspike]

I didn't see you mention going upstairs. Is my memory bad? People always run into places they can't escape. Going Into a house, going upstairs, heading to the basement, abandoned warehouses, into the woods, etc. Also, never have a boyfriend, because he is usually the killer.

[wolf25705]

1.if you go in a basement,YOU WILL DIE

2.if you split up,YOU WILL DIE

3.if you be a troll,YOU WILL DIE

[deadsweetheart1]

guns work well providing your somewhere where you can legally obtain one and have ammo. This works untill you encounter someone supernatural like Jason Voorhees, although you could probaly shoot both his eyes out and at least than your killer will be blind and less likely to follow you.

[DADESFAVORITE]

also dont look back while running,dont ask them{crying} why are you doing this to us?,lol its so common in scary movies

[superneoncolors]

lmao red rum!

[Lideyas]

XD What about if your the fat blond chick? How long would you live?

[toymylie]

hide in a cuboard and lock it from the inside i you could and hide there till morning

if that helps:-)

[MarioandLuigi2010]

Kids who are stupid enough to go into a cemetery at night in a horror movie will die!!!!!! They will die a long gory painful death!!!!!!!! You forgot that.

[Fallengara]

thank you

[Fallengara]

you should throw a old women :p

[clipse479]

ASOME!!!!!!!! always have a flashlight

[LifeLoveMeaning]

On killing the killer (If you ever seen Zombie Land) "Double tap" xD

[WaffleXmonster13]

This was highly amusing. :)

You've got some good points here.

[video631king]

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[chloe1299]

also dont forget your celphone you can call the cops when you need to.

[AGreenRabbit]

Haha! But, but, but there's never any signal! Or someone drops it into water or smashes it. And if you manage to call the cops, turns out they're bad guys too!

[2TJW]

yeah. but you forgot one. in zombie movies, never check out abandoned cars or blood coming from a room. there will always, ALWAYS, be a zombie on the other side.

[jaypaw4ever1031]

I find in movies the  "dumb blonde" dies alot no?............. im blonde D:

[AGreenRabbit]

Yes, you do not want to be blonde in a horror movie. I'm partially blonde... I think I'd probably be fine =p

[Roadman1000]

@AGreenRabbit Wait wait does it count if your blonde plus if your male.

[SluggoNick]

@jaypaw4ever1031

die your hair or your fucked

[RobMetalCheese]

Haha nice vid :)

subbed!

[CupcakesRrrrLOVE]

oooh 5 starz!! naturally funny!! :D

[charmedjoey]

Hahaha. I got all the references to characters and movies... I love you for this :|. Spot on.

[Simzangel]

Pennie! This video was amazing. All the advice was spot on. Will try and keep it mind in the event of being pursued by a crazy axe wielding murderer.

[OnlyGirlsLikeMe]

don't forget the "don't go take a shower when the assasin is after you.. ¬¬"

:P

hahaaha

[RyanAndKacie]

Dont be a mean person hehe the meany always dies! & if your the person who decides not to listen to the Main Character your going to die as well. XD ahah this video made me laugh so hard. ***** for you :D