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  • Stupid retarded pile of shit they are slow cars

  • That. Is. Horrible. :(

  • What a couple of buckets of crap.

  • Illegal mods ??? An no insurance ??? The internet is full of retards how could u possibly tell that from this video ??? And give me an example of the ILLEGAL mods u can see ??

  • Hahah its only a Citroen xsara mate couple of grand second hand not 40 thousand hahahahah and why say bits of rice all over the carpark both these cars are European Bruv

  • Natural selection. Hopefully they died.

  • Damn. Has anyone else been in an accident and had that feeling right after it's happened that the world is going to end? Or like its just a dream and your about to wake up? Thats the same feeling I got when I saw this. Don't get me wrong, they were being idiots, but still.

  • real dumb drivers..

  • So the guy in the xsara seen the other driver and his first thought was to turn in the same direction he was heading...hmmmm

  • How cool do they look now LMAO

  • bits of rice all over the carpark!!!

  • lol the camera is just like "time to stop focusing half way through"

  • lool best thing to happen for the driver and the car, and the rest of the driving world!

  • my farts have more power ... and they sound better....lol

  • damn that awesome

  • Two phukkwits with more money than brains. 2 newly new cars as good as written off there. , dunno which country this is in and how expensive cars are there, but to me that looks like $40,000 shat out their arxe hole and flushed down the toilet ! Hopefully the drivers were ok. Crikey mate if you want to have fun skidding around an empty car park or something, get yourself a couple of old cars for like $500 or $1,000 each to do it it !

  • hahahahahahah AAAaaaahhhh..!!

  • haha

  • Was feeling a bit low but seeing this video has put a smile on my face. Superb driving, how can you hit another car in a carpark that size ?

  • @waynedance1 same mate :) This video has cheered me Up a bit :)

  • What Pieces Of Crap They Sound Like Lawn Mowers

  • wow I didn't know you could make videos with a bar of soap...

  • filmed with a bicycle seat.......

  • Most likely no insurance not to mention illegal mods, I'm sure they both bolted and hid after this

  • were those hyundais?

  • cars looked better after the crash lol!

  • loool. id love to hear them explain this to thier insurance hahaha

  • Lmaooo

  • the worst part was the retard putting the big fuckass spoiler on an audi a3

  • LOL

  • Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics - hilarious.

  • i like the part where the cars drive around

  • you sir I believe have come up a little short in more than just your comment...

    and if you are trying to say anything about my grammar you should look at your punctuation *...*--...incompatent cretin

  • @tacticalreaper The asterisk symbolizes a correction to a grammatical error. The hyphen signifies a break in each correction. *Incompetent - You're a fucking embarrassment to the human species. Next time you make an attempt to save face, have the balls to post it as a reply you uneducated spineless pussy.

  • @YouToobDouche seems like people are siding with me btw stop acting like a baby...your the one who blocked me from looking at your channel...scared of something...internet gangsters... this one took an arrow to the knee. and in real life i would say everything to your face now go google more punctuation so you can show off your killer typing skills.

  • @tacticalreaper My channel isn't public because there's nothing on it to show. No one blocked you, and no one is siding with you. One deluded internet loser siding with another is hardly an entourage. You still haven't figured out the difference between "you're" and "your"? How fucking stupid are you? Internet gangsters? You dumb big mouthed no life internet loser. I live in Compton, CA. Put your money where your mouth is.

  • @YouToobDouche all this because i said the video was recorded with a toaster playing around...it really shows me how smart you really are when you use a residence as a threat. laughable indeed. I am on youtube to watch videos. and i have my own entourage, im not a brother but I have many that are ALKQN faggot. you belong in cali with all of the rest of the dick suckers. but on a real note were never going to fight unless you really wana come here so just shut your fucking mouth

  • @tacticalreaper Nigga, you just went full retard.

  • I never saw a video recorded with a toaster before.

  • @tacticalreaper I've never seen such an original, highly witty, comment before.

  • @YouToobDouche Go take your microphallus and that akward hircismus and stop trying to act like your witty by being an ass. I was not trying to be origional I just think that comment is hysterical. If I was trying to be witty i t woould look like this...

    This video was recorded with....

    A.toaster

    B.YoutoobDouches Microphallus

    C.YoutoobDouches ovaries

  • @tacticalreaper Commence verbal bitch slap; A fine attempt - but you've come up rather short. Allow me to begin, kid. Awkward * - You're * - Original * - Thought * - It * - Would * - Your attempt to act intelligent by the cunning use of a dictionary has come to an embarrassing conclusion. You've still failed to show wit and originality. Everyone on youtube is an idiot who can't spell.

  • @YouToobDouche So you do not deny the possession of either a microphallus or ovaries?> :O)

  • @AdhocHoopla Good God - not another fat fuck retard commenting on a week old discussion. The lack of acknowledgement towards such remarks was enough given the intelligence and cowardice of my argumentative opponent. As you can see, he was such a pussy that his last remark wasn't even a reply to me - in hopes I'd never see his attempt at saving face.

  • @YouToobDouche Seems like somebody's very mad. You should tell your therapist all about this experience! :D

  • Shame more of these moronic boy racers don't do this to keep the twats off the road.

  • haha oops

  • apparently this parking lot isnt big enough for the both of em

  • @shawnknowles86 it isn't big enough for either one of them seeing as they both crashed lol

  • stupid ricers

  • THAT WILL BUFF RIGHT OUT!!!

  • definately the red cars fault. also gotta love the way the hazard lights come on, it's a classic

  • crap cars, crap "stunts", and listen to the language... definition of it all... lmao

  • wow huge parking lot and they crash thats just sad

  • lol you have to be a propper retard to crash into another car when its only two of you in the whole car park lol

  • hahaha fucking morons!

  • haha stupid chavs

  • Thats a good way to get rid of those ugly looking fart machines.

  • 0:05 WTF? who's driving the red box?

  • rofl

  • oh, and goodluck explainging that ti the cops

  • 360p? um...k

  • Hahahahahaha.....fucking morons.

    

  • All that damn space in the parking lot and these two fuck tards collide!

  • Fucking Brilliant, twats trying to look cool....only one fly in the ointment, they have the driving skills of a 7 year old girl.

    Next time try driving with your brain (if you have any grey matter in that big cavanous skull) instead of driving with your cock.

  • lolz

  • 2 down 09465009855 to go

  • why turn into the direction the car is heading.....if you had turned RIGHT...he would of passed you and would of looked COOL! :) tards.....

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  rookies

  • 0:37 Again! Again! Again! Again!

  • two rice burners crash filmed by a rice eater with a rice cooker

  • thats what happens when your a twat mong

  • what kind of cars are those?

  • Half way through I thought I had wasted a minute of my life...what a class act!

    Do it again, do it again...hahahahahaha

  • LOL the best stunt was the crash.

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  • Epic fail, +1

  • Silly ricers driftings for RWD's!

  • @greendayrules11 RWD!? They aren't Rear wheel drive cars. Citroen Xsaras and Audi A3's are both Front wheel drive.

  • @1ns4ne1d10t Never said they were. Read my comment right. Drifting is for RWD's.

  • Somebody screwed up the Chinese buffet.

  • lol........I loved the hazard lights nice touch.

  • hahaha, fuckin deadly that made my week, if only they lost all there legs in this accident then we would have 2 less idiots driving on the roads. aah well 1 out of 2 aint bad.

  • good job morons

  • Thank god those 2 cars are not on the road any more.

  • Ha ha... i d i o t s !

  • ...typical.

  • it looks like it was setup? lol makes me wanna go play burnout 3 :o)

  • cool

    

  • they completely deserved that

  • Ahhhh the rice is done

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHHhAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAA­AHAAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­AAAHHAAHAHAHAHA

  • Show me the Car Fax

  • cheap as camera

  • If ever ANYONE ever asks you what a ricer is, dont say a tuner just show them this video.....

  • LMFAAAO f*cking losers! xD

  • weed wacker engines

  • i think one of those cars was a daewoo. probably a good thing they crashed.

  • ALL THAT FUCKING SPACE... FUCKING WOMEN DRIVERS.

  • No loss to the world. Two less pieces of shit on the road and two drivers who MIGHT not be such idiots next time.

    Save your money and buy a real car next time instead of wasting it on "upgrades" for your buzzy tin can shitbox.

  • good, thats 2 more dickheads off the road

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA......WHAT A FUCKN DUMBASS..

  • I totally masturbated to this!

  • best video ever?

  • OWNED....;)

  • haha early pitstop.

  • fools

  • fukin lolz thats wack

  • oh wow this vid made my day hahah

  • @ahmadaliya an ignorant import joke AND a stupid sexist joke. let me guess, you drive a pickup truck, listen to country butt fuck music, and drink bud light rite:D lo-fucking-l. you may be a redneck if you make stubborn traditionalist hillbilly jokes :D

  • @Prodriver33 let ME guess, you drive an import, listen to lady gaga, and drink coke rite :D lo-fucking-l. you may be a dumbass if you make stupid stereotypical retard jokes :D

    PS 99% of people watching this video thought they were ricers, the woman joke just added to the hilarity. Now shut the hell up.

  • thank god those r off the road

  • At least they were driving pieces of shit.

  • ppl from UK shouldn't post on an American website. it's called PARKING LOT not car park see over here we have faggots that are not actually bundles of sticks but are actually gay English men who take it up the ass

  • I now believe there IS a God. Thank you, thank you Lord.

  • Two less shitheads using my pavement.

  • how on earth can someone crash on a carpark with the size of bavaria hahahaha

  • They are SO grounded. No video games for two weeks.

  • bahaahaahaaa!!!!! awesome

  • hahaha those cars sucked dick anyways

  • @GottTalent I think most people reading these post will conclude that in fact its you who is stupid for asking what a car park is. Whats a banana? Whats a TV? Whats a rabbit? Whats a telephone? Go on, post some more stupid questions so we can take the piss out of you even more!!

  • now what dumbass

  • @GottTalent Is this a serious question?! Try and figure it out. Car. Park. Perhaps its an animal? No. Let me think. A type of food? Nope. Er. Perhaps its where cars go to park? No too obvious ... I'll have to just keep thinking. Hmmm.

  • At least they were in a car park , not on a public road!

    Serves them right for showing off.

    Send them for some driving lessons

  • Try explaining that to your insurance company...

  • Hahahaha! Two less pieces of shit on the road

  • ahhahah this video is ahsom!!!!

  • nice one fags

  • fucking rice burners!

  • @DMproductionscairns Er, one is a Citroen Zsara the other looks like either a Citroen, Renault or Vauxhall. I didn';t know the French ate so much rice.

  • @sam19771977

    i son't give a fuck you smart arse

  • @sam19771977

    i don't give a fuck you smart arse

  • @DMproductionscairns Really! Thats why you bothered to reply then - twice.

  • ROLLING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR LAUIGHING!

  • This was so great i literally started clapping, it made me so happy!

  • JUSTICE

  • @tigerman4 FUCK YOU

  • sounds like a bunch of illegal aliens anyway....idiots...get back across the border where you belong.

  • HAHA worlds biggest car park and they still manage tocrash idiots

  • Try and explain that one to the insurance company...............

  • I just sprayed my monitor with coffee - very, very funny. Oh to be a child once more!

  • have the WHOLE paking lot, and leave it to mexicans to run into eachother

  • @891trigfoot

    Wow... your either the most ignorant person on youtube.... or you didnt see the plates on the cars.. (not american)

    i think your both...Redneck Trigfoot...haha...

    what type of nickname is that?

    white trash

    =]

    

  • saw that coming

  • And nothing of value was lost.

  • ha ha

  • a citroen xsara piece of shit but then again better than any american car made today and i dont no what that other mickey mouse clown car is but not very good either

  • I hope they both got seriously injured for trying to drive there Toyota celicas or whatever those POS cars were that probably only get up to 40mph. Total losers. Lol!!! Asshole drivers. Karmas a bitch.

  • @MrRoscoe322 fuck you faggot, celicas ?, are you kiding me honda boy, why dont you suck a dick to sleep faggot.... fucking wink ass nigger, yes nigger not niggah, fucking brok ass punk lil bitch

  • alright sirs.. can i see your licenses and regestration please???

    drivers: ummm

    police: ID?? greencard???

    drivers : ummm... her did it --->

  • HAHA!!! Too much flossing!!!

  • Thats why you don't let idiots drive ricers funny as shit though lmao

  • Reefer! Front wheel drive cars are the best for drifting! You'll find out when you turn 16 and mom lends you the car! As far as the video goes.... It's not cool!

  • @Bwfkoster ya know ive heard this btw 26 i drive muscle so ya any way

    why is that cuse a rwd car you can break the tires loose and drift that way and add more power when you slow down to much.

    a fwd car you use the hand break to start the drift but you dont have any power to the rear wheels to continue the drift. so how is a fwd better for drifting then a rwd

  • what the idiots :D two cars on such a big area ... and they must crash :D ... loool forever ;)

  • lol idiots trying to drift with fwd cars haha that crash was almost like karma slapping them in the face for showing off such shitty cars

  • 0:29 everybody clap your hands for a big round of applause! :))

  • omg they had all the parking lot and still hit eachother?, idiot bastards

  • born to be stupid

  • These kind of people in rusted '92 Honda Civics with body kit whiz by me every day and I know that this will happen to them one day.

  • хан на публику играть вообще

  • Ye can't fix stoopid. >.>

  • bahahaha a both idiots are at fault for the damages cause it is in a parking lot stooopid!

  • I hope they died

  • good thing the cars were only worth a few hundred bucks

  • LMAO Stupid ricers!!!

  • ROFL

  • i wonder what would have happened if we gave them v8 cars or v12 lol. those kind of ppl should not be allowed to drive on the streets,they are worst than drunks, both of them didnt see the other car and made this silly crash.

  • What were the odds? Oh damn I was rolling. wow

  • YES! RICE EAT RICE!

  • no to poszaleli...