Top 10 Longest-Living Creatures

[79Phatboy]

EVERYBODY!! EAT JELLY FROM A JELLYFISH! SPONGEBOB WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING THE WHOLE TIME!!! EAT JELLYFISH JELLY!!! IT COULD BE THE SERUM THAT SCIENTISTS COULD ONE DAY MAKE OUT OF AND WE COULD LIVE FOREVER!!!

[Tooopper]

@79Phatboy Your a friggin idiot! Don't just eat it alone, eat a krabby patty with jelly fish jelly.  It could turn an artery clogger into a preservative. Think for one will yah....derp

[CrazyPhilMachine]

if all humans were eaeting just meat and plants not cany, dident smock or drink alcohol all people would be 120

[Bollalillo]

1550 year, is Jesus keeping theese records up or whaT?

[norgesnus]

@Bollalillo Exactly what I was thinking!

[CrazyPhilMachine]

@Bollalillo 2012 years

[Bollalillo]

@CrazyPhilMachine i was refering to the number 2, 1550 years, since the jellyfish are infinite and jesus didn't bother going under water rather on it i dont think he would see them;)

[HaifischDoktor]

holy crap, i have those koi carps, its like a year or two old O_O it's being the first pet heirloom of our family (if i dont forget to turn of the fish tank and dies by accident)

[bosna482]

my great great grandpa lived to 117 years old:D

[Euph0ricacid]

who the fuck wants to live over an exspected human lifetime? not mee

[ultimaterunescape90]

me:yo jellyfish tell me the past!

jellyfish: ahhh i remember when humanity dont pollute us. we RULE THE WORLD!!!!

me: O_O

[TheBlackeyegalaxy]

The Immortal Jellyfish cannot die by age, but if it doesn't have 'sex' in it's life, it will die by age.

Everytime this jellyfish haves sex, the cells becomes new, just like he was born again just that hes the same jellyfish. (or she)

[777espiu]

crab:hey jelly fish do you eat fish

jelly fish:i did 1,000,000 years ago

[conceptek]

sooooo..... can a freakin jellyfish tell us what came first, was it the chicken or the egg???

[xXnXnXnXx]

Seriously? We're on the list? That sucks.

[ernstism]

But how did they record the 1550 year old sponge?

[KajsSwedishMeatBalls]

@ernstism Carbon dating, i assume.

[jesselong10000]

wow so beginning of time -_-

[whereeveritgoes]

You forgot elves.

[ernstism]

@whereeveritgoes

haha very nice comment:)

[ernstism]

@whereeveritgoes

haha very nice comment:)

[redr0cketdggy]

Yes! I made the list!

[Jamsessionroom1337]

Wait, do the jellyfish die or not?

[LandyYecla]

@Jamsessionroom1337 They can be killed easily. But they do not age, meaning that if you looked after an immortal jellyfish properly, it would live for ever.

[Jamsessionroom1337]

@LandyYecla What about the aging limits?

A certain species can't handel memory after a certain limit, those laws apply to them, everybody ages, but since they probably don't age, their memory must go to shit after a certain time.

[MrWolframagnum]

i am a jelly fish

[urielsandoval500]

ima go buy a pet jellyfish !

[Rachet10000]

THE JELLYFISH DONT DIES?!

[duxluver]

So your telling me that jelly fishes live longer than Spongebob? Damn nature

[manovrsb]

@BIGBANG965

jellyfish:don't mind me calling you dumb but i live in the water and have seen some of the craziest shit from dinosaurs era and my friend jeff would be glad to show to around but he's busy been examined on by your faithful scientist leaking answers out of what makes no sense to me, so i don;t think i can answer that question, you the one in charge ,why you asking me?. hahaha

[gwapitongsonger]

hmm those animals talk?

they actually speak of their age!?? =DD

anybody sees an immortal jellyfish pls ask whats the exact use of the stone henge, the pyrmids of giza, crystal skulls and where's that atlantis ! they might know the answer

[BIGBANG965]

me: hey there jellyfish

jellyfish: yer wot?

me: do god exist?

* world goes silent *

[LaurenSparkleBlossom]

No. 9 Mr. Dickins is now age 200.

[krazzykta]

we sud learn jellyfish mechanism to be immortal! may b 1 day when we are type 3 civilization than we can be recorded as jellyfish by other aliens.

[kariharry7]

spongebob's ass is grass

[CaptainThomson]

What about nyan cat?

[carllito12]

To think there are animals out there that are older than entire countries

[MrReggaepal]

@carllito12 It's insane isn't it? ... Animals that have lived through and maybe even witnessed vast amounts of human history alive today.. pretty cool

[EKJ79980284217]

the top 3 are some of the lamest creature on planet .i woudnt want to be them

[carllito12]

@EKJ79980284217 And they wouldnt want to be you :P

[lafafafafafunga]

Wow, Jelly fish got no brain and no organs, except for stomach and genitals. not difficult to get immortal

[BarnacleGooseInvalid]

@lafafafafafunga what else do you need?

[lafafafafafunga]

@BarnacleGooseInvalid

Life would be so much easier as a jellyfish

[BryanBarto]

if they have immortal jelly fish why dont they make

some kind of serum that makes human's immortal..

[carllito12]

@BryanBarto Seriously?

[BryanBarto]

@carllito12 ofc im serious why would u not want to be immortal?

[carllito12]

@BryanBarto Its not as easy as just taking some chemicals out of jellyfish. The reason large lifeforms like humans age is because our cells replicate to a point where they become more unstable and "less fresh" as the orginal cells were. There is no recipe for immortality, but if you do want it good luck rearranging your enitre genetic structure which includes getting rid of all your unnecessry body parts (a majority of your body)

[LeN0XX71K]

@BryanBarto jelly fish dont have brains they just live sucks to be them....

[xDFoRcEzZ]

@BryanBarto because there are a fuckton of us

[CyclonicTuna023]

1:11 since where also talking about plants, the oldest ever recorded organism is a group of trees in Canada. These trees are connected with each other underground thrue their root system which was estimated to be over 30.000 years old.

[jlaps1998]

@CyclonicTuna023 Yes, but it says the Immortal Jellyfish's age is infinite... which is more than 30 000

[UniverseVic]

@jlaps1998 I never said they should be #1, they should be in the list.

[BilligLPs]

@CyclonicTuna023 Porifera aren't plants.

[UniverseVic]

@BilligLPs No they are a group of organizms working together to create a mini biosphere. So are trees...

[LamaPaj]

how can a recorded age be infinite? surely the spiecies must be atleast younger then the age of the universe, the age of the earth and the time since life first developed? :P

[builder2000]

What does recorded age mean? Did Lincoln write on a whale still living today: Abe was here?

[deathnoterox566]

The immortal jellyfish will take over the world

[jflower12]

the immortal jelly fish can turn it self into a Juvenal a infinite amount of times

[RainDeeJanszen]

Is the no 1 for real? ZOMG!

[YoungMaqler]

by the time an immortal jelly fish lives for over 10,000years, it must have already learn to speak, even grow legs to walk LOL!

[MrSqueevoot]

Surely there must be a way to kill an "immortal" jelly fish.

[hoss13um]

@MrSqueevoot there is a way to kill immortal jellyfish ..you eat it (true)

[reimond30]

Me: Tell me, jellyfish, what's your age?

Jellyfish: IT'S OVER 9000!

[communistraptor]

@reimond30 frieza: over 9000? hah my power level is over 1 million. Jelly fish: my age is over 1 million. broly: KAKJELLY- ,MY POWER LEVEL IS 1,400,000,000. Jelly fish: still higher than that. Meta cooler: my power level is over 10 billion. Jelly fish: hey that was before life was on earth!

[madelainejulien]

@reimond30 if I remember it, jellyfish is the only form known to have developed the ability to return to a polyp state after becoming sexually mature!

[HaifischDoktor]

@reimond30 hate those jokes but your was fucken good XD

[Rhukza]

ALL HEIL OUR IMMORTAL JELLYFISH OVERLORDS!!

[pwned765]

What about the hydra

[tyler332425]

people are already figureing out how to reduce ageing from these things

[dontnukeme]

im going to eat a jellyfish to harness its imortality >:)

[DraggingDogButtFilms]

Sweet Jesus, we gotta stop jellyfish.

[mrshauntham]

How bout the water bear? It can survive the vacuum of space

[whoyoulookinat18]

can the immortal jellyfish be killed?

[iResident]

@whoyoulookinat18 Are you serious?

[whoyoulookinat18]

@iResident no i was kidding lol

[k3rkk0z]

@whoyoulookinat18 Yes, but according to the video it doesnt die with age.

[camero56]

@whoyoulookinat18 if it couldnt it would just be renamed godfish

[whoyoulookinat18]

@camero56 lol

[kafteu]

the jellyfish is immortal to age and will not die vy natural means but if a predator or just a ship engine hit it it will die

[misstrKevin]

comments hyped me down.

[xViTaLvGaming]

i wish i was that jelly fish nothing would eat me becuase i would shockthem and i would live forever as long as i could filter feed

[123valivali]

they should make a guy bang a immortal jellyfish and make immortal humans!!! muahahaha

[SuperSpiritDeath]

OMG THIS GUY NEEDS TO STOP RICK ROLLING ME

[cr3916jkd2]

So...Just one jellyfish has witnessed the whole formation of earth, from the very beginning of precambrian; seen the evlolution from procaryotes to man; survived the extinction of dinosaurs and been there with legendary pharoahs of Egypt. Next time I'll think twice before destroying bilions of years of history at beach :O

[silentglaceon]

@cr3916jkd2 lol, yeah, ha ha > <

[StrangeDudesLife]

Lol 5 is Magikarp

[plants1199]

LISTEN JELLY FISH CAN DIE THEY CAN JUST BE A ADULT TEENAGER CHILD OR BABY IF THEY FELL IN DANGER OK THEY CAN DIE IF I STOMP ON IT OK!

[Breakneckhydra1]

@plants1199

Calm down.

[DansEditorials]

be glad trees don't count.

[66606cl66]

there's a tree thats verified to be nearly 5000 years old, a 11700 year old bush, and an estimated 1 million year old tree

[idealidade]

It's not "immortal", it doesn't age. But it's still vulnerable to predators and diseases.

[WittiestUsernameEver]

Immortal Jellyfish Kombaaaaat!

[cod007skilldfan]

There's also a squid that can reverse it's ageing, or well turn itself into a baby again. So that should be nr.2 or be combined with 1.

[dave474c]

Who observed life in antarctica for 1550 years?

[AceionzHardstyle]

@dave474c It might have been in an a fish tank or so....

[vayahoo]

u know if ur koi carp live for 200 years it will evolve into a dragon???

-source : POKEDEX 2012

[TheUnrealMLG]

wtf just saw a add that had skrillex playing



[GsRREAPERxFS]

well our future kind are stuffed cuz the immortal jellyfishes will multiply all over the sea.

[Twetter11]

lol ive also heard of the immortal jellyfish on omgfacts

[FreeStuffPl0xFtw]

the hydra was missed out, which has also not been recorded to ever die of age.

[Manguypersonthing1]

Fun fact:

Dinosaurs never died from old age!

[AtomiCGaming9604]

Best conversation ever:

Me: Hey I have a pet dinosaur that will live infinite years!

Friend: How much did it cost?

Me: infinite...

Friend: Well, that explains why you have no house or cloths.

[FourSabres]

What about Shrike?

(From Mortal Engines series).

[TheBigbird515]

how did they record these???

[MrImagayguy]

@TheBigbird515 Carbon dating and such. The same way we find the age of rocks :)

[wafflez59]

i ate over 9000 jellyfish and now im immortal awks

[djuuwi]

You humans are so overrated.

Sincerely,

Immortal jellyfish

[ilovetogofast88]

Inflicting a sting on anything that comes in contact with you living for all eternity, now I know what I want to be reincarnated as :D

[juntatsuck]

OMG I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[Disfigured27]

So I guess they should add the Immortal Jellyfish to how the world can end.

[jufemonve]

you wiil die first... of old age

[TheNostophobiac]

What happens if you are trying to kill that jellyfish?

[KleineJaapie]

@TheNostophobiac The universe will explode. It's immortal, after all.

[TheKemTV]

@TheNostophobiac you get stung.

[haibigboy]

Why isn't Chuck Norris Enlisted?

[Falcaoza]

@haibigboy Because Chuck Norris got beaten up by Brucelee?

[haibigboy]

@Falcaoza LOL

[TheJashikaa]

where do they have claw machine games to catch live lobsters????

[singlecell55]

mind = blown

[NotBrennanWasHereNOT]

The ska beat alone was awesome. 

[MartinTjen]

Immortal... jellyfish... o.o

[DarkVash07]

Hmmm that must be spongebobs great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandpa!

[FinaIFrontier]

Is that jellyfish seriously immortal? LOL! Awesome!

[pubobuccia]

@FinaIFrontier It can change into a juvenile as many times as it wants so I guess it could still die of old age.

[Tiagofvarela]

@FinaIFrontier *Spoiler* ;P

[impactoGaming]

@FinaIFrontier yeah it is inmortal! when it gets old it goes through a process in which its like if it was born again and it starts its life cycle all over again!

[HackFlashGamer]

@FinaIFrontier YE IT HIBERNATES WEN IT FEELS LIKE ITS IN DANGER....LIKE A BEAR FOR EXAMPLE AND EATS OF ITS COCOON

[NovaGypsy]

@FinaIFrontier it regenerates itself back to a childhood stage once it gets old...

[plants1199]

@FinaIFrontier that jelly fish has to be a certain type they stick to rocks and go into there future self or past like if you fell indangered or less food all you have to do is stick on a rock then you choose to become a adult teen or chinld or even baby

[FinaIFrontier]

I thought the old recorded age was 130...for humans..

[MrBennyBite]

i read this article about the immortal jellyfish and soon scientists are going to extract the chemicals is their bodies and might turn humans immortal. thumbs up if you want to be immortal! :D

[camelhound1]

@MrBennyBite that would eventually lead to over-population.

[MartinTjen]

@MrBennyBite Lol that is practically impossible, the "Immortal Jellyfish" is immortal because after some point in its maturity state it devolves into an unmature state (pupa) by changing its cell structure and creating new ones, this would be practically impossible for a human because of our super complex cell and DNA structure, not to mention that we would have to become a baby again and start a life from 0 because of the new brain cells replacing the old ones so you wouldnt know what you did.

[KingAfter77]

@MartinTjen What if

we are all immortal and just don't remember? D:

[FredagsMyspys]

@KingAfter77 dayum how could i forget

[TCfoxs]

If i was an immortal jellyfish I would play computer games all my life.

[HDuser100]

@TCfoxs Heck yeah!!!

[aweseb]

@TCfoxs if i was immortal jellyfish i would watch porn all day :D

[TCfoxs]

@aweseb You would have a very strong hand after 10.000 years.

[HDuser100]

Infinite life? I mean how can his organs not get destroyed or get BORED TO HELL FOR ALL THOSE YEARS!!!! I mean wtf man!

[TJskillz169]

@HDuser100 jellyfish doesn't have much of a brain

[HDuser100]

@TJskillz169 But still his muscles or something?

[TJskillz169]

@HDuser100 jelly fish are free floating creatures, the tide takes them everywhere and gives them all they need, really all a jellyfish is a stomach and some stingers

[filofito]

1:11 OH SHIT we have spongebob for a long time

[bobyjoeyy]

wheres my parents?

[TobiSmirnofski]

who records these years D:

[SRDTL]

I think some parrots live up to 200 years

[doubleAAbatteries687]

If the immortal jellyfish can live infinite years.Then that means it can live for 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.­000.000.000.000.000.000.000.00­0.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.­000.000.000.000.000.000.000.00­0.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.­000.000.000.000.000.000.000.00­0.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.­000.000.000.000.000.000.000.00­0.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.­000.000.000.000.000.000.000.00­0.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.­000.000.000.000.000.000.000.00­0.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.­000.000.000.000.000 years.

[TCfoxs]

@doubleAAbatteries687

Actually, they can't live longer than

1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.­­000.000.000.000.000.000.000.0­0­0.000.000.000.000.000.000.00­0.­000.000.000.000.000.000.000­.00­0.000.000.000.000.000.000.­000.­000.000.000.000.000.000.0­00.00­0.000.000.000.000.000.00­0.000.­000.000.000.000.000.000­.000.00­0.000.000.000.000.000.­000.000.­000.000.000.000.000.0­00.000.00­0.000.000.000.000.00­0.000.000.­000.000.000.000.000­.000.000.00­0.000.000.000.000.­000.000.000.­000.000 years

[NewFan118]

i got here from watching LoL vids

[HDuser100]

@NewFan118 Fail heheheh

[MojoSmelz]

the tuatara is also known as 'the walking fossil'

[thespaceboon101]

@FailDrummer They don't have the same type of things that normal animals have (brain for example) and since they don't have these body parts that corrode and ware out over time there basically immortal the only this is do the jellyfish actully care about that? Their Brain Less!!!!!

[thespaceboon101]

I bet if immortal jellyfish multiply since of their infinity the oceans could be filled to the top with them in a whole lotta years

[Sariface18]

@thespaceboon101 except that other animals eat the jellyfish, tis called the food chain my friend. the only thing outside of this chain is the human, that's why we'll fill the world to the top in a whole lotta years (we're pretty much doing that now anyway)

[MrAraHorse]

bacteria are creatures too !

[Lrzq]

Thumbs up if you are addicted to alltime10s!

[RobonXD]

Cool to see how old my jellyfish comes

[olyansincs]

I'm sure we will learn to live long like the jellyfish. But not in YOUR lifetime. First you die, then they invent immortality.

[R3dSt4r90]

@olyansincs but in contrary to the future people, we have religions :D

[olyansincs]

Longest longevity is in water.

[EagleMarine2012]

@olyansincs Well life is better suited in water i mean after all all livings things originated from the seas