Jazz Robots

[ryan9312]

i know so many people like this haha

[flashythingme]

The original...the best

[xzava]

'Lets have a session' 

[ns81]

Wait so you're the guy who originated the Jazz Robots? Haha shoulda patented that ish. Agreed the original is the best, though the "harland" episode is pretty killing man.

[ramonlazotrio]

this fucking shit pisses me off...losers, yo. although the video is funny as fuck.

brings me back to the fucking posers at the jam sessions who talk like this...you know the types...sign up to fucking play but don't get to do anything until like 1am in the morning when the fucking bartenders and waitresses are giving you all dirty looks because you fuckers don't drink or can't afford to buy shit and they all want to go home and...oh yeah, fuck your jazz music. HA!! funny shit.

[cabecunas]

haha this is great... please make more!

[jaleelshaw]

this is HILARIOUS!

[bobbygoesbig]

Four people are "jazzholes" haha.

[KennyxxBanya]

glad to hear things haven't changed in D block

[TyedSoul]

They should go back in the shed.

[hewgate]

Absolutely love this! (I play jazz in a shed too.) So many classic and hilarious lines, such as, "I'm just tryin' to hang with you cats. You are the baddest mother fuckers in the city!" Thanks, can't wait to see more!

[pocketaces2012]

so killing. man.

[rukussert]

verbal sex is a great thing.

[PrinceofJazz]

Killing, Joe Hundertmark is a bad motherfucker!

Thanks for sharing, and keep shedding :-)

[joe1hundred]

@PrinceofJazz Thank you for diggin it! i'm just tryin to hang with you cats! ;)

[5hoele55]

Dude every jazz musician in the US is talking like this now. It's an industry wide inside joke. So killing.

[Bassphil]

Man, do you realize that every jazz musician in NYC is now talking like freakin' Jazz Robots?! I'm even get texts from cats in Jazz Robot-eze! Crazy.

We should totally play a session sometime.

[LLJtbone]

Thank you so much man... lol..

[robynparismusic]

killing baby, killing with a swinging hipness;-)

[robynparismusic]

killing baby, killing

[Lizard2672]

This is so true....but honestly, nobody shreds like Lou Verrone...his playing is just awe inspiring........

[louverrone]

@Lizard2672

Thanks you swingin' babe. It's because of the many hours I spend in the shed so I don't sound foolish on the band stand next to you. I'd write more good things about you but the shed is cooling off because of this short absence.

[AWTOOR]

Yes, I have found myself talking like this. Then I had to ask myself: since when did a jazz group become a paramilitary organization?

[sagov1]

Now if we could just get the majority of the public to drink the same koolade , we could actually make a living as well as loving each others creativity ;))

[schonb25]

Amazing. Perfectly accurate. I too have had this conversation.

[FluffyPuff13]

being a jazz musician myself i cannot deny at all. perfectly accurate and hilarious

[prsguitarsr4me]

SO crushing!

[BeastWillard]

yup. pretty accurate.

[leocorno50]

not only the musicians go on like this... the fans as well... and fans and musicians,,, true reality show... but, you know, okay, because it just expresses respect and joy and enthusiasm about a thing that simply can't be expressed in words...

[youngprofessor]

Sounds no different than jive as mother fuckers on the LA music scene. 80% of them are full of shit.

[musicmanson]

This video is super killing. It is the baddest motherfucker on YouTube. It is really swinging.

[PointToIris]

This is my life.

[ChaseLawrence]

i have had this conversation so many times.

[JimBites]

I mean, like, when that one cat robot said that thing goin' up, I swear, I could, you know what I'm sayin'?, relate to that kind of emotional connection with notes goin' up and goin' down, all 'roun', and them high notes, well, they really make my ball bag vibrate sympathetically, you know what I be sayin' you know?, an' then the other robot says yeah that be killin', I could just imagine how killin' it could be. Like Cannon used to say" if you have to ask what cool is, you ain't gonna ever be"

[ansipage]

perfect

[justinjazz]

"Gazzelloni" is the Eric Dolphy dedication to the classical flute player. This is too funny.

[louisdolly]

Shmoozing jive jazz geeks! As real as it gets. I love it! I also hate it. ...but that's a give in... Oh fuck it! You guys sound great! Let's get together! I can't wait till your next gig! I love your sound! Can I be on your mailing list?

Take care cat babe wail dig swing daddio!!!

Love yuz

[pmcd]

@JonRouseMusic I have been in the shed.

[JDHammondman]

oh man, hilarious.

[sjb111ca]

Wow....been there done that........that's scary, man.

[britmus309]

'that would be killin'

'so killin. man.

[NadavNirenberg]

C-Note!

[bklynbc]

I'm already at the chorus.. (didn't mean to offend)

[bklynbc]

This is perfect.. it's "killing".. that thing that they're doing. "man"

[shootthephoneco]

killing it!!

[JMReily]

@JonRouseMusic They are referring to woodshedding. Which is when you take your instrument into the shed out back and practice for hours so you don't bother anybody .

[Bhab667]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is rediculous!

[bklynbc]

@Bhab667 dude, learn how to spell, then comment! It makes you more credible.. naaaah even that wouldn't make you more credible. This video IS "killing".. you just don't get it!

[Bhab667]

@bklynbc I wasnt looking for credibility. just saying I like the video.

you can go back under your bridge now

[kikamonju]

DUDE! THIS IS MORE LEGIT THAN JAZZ!

[selingeru]

נחרן

[JamesBannerBass]

This is like real life in Birmingham ahaha

[subframer]

Is "killing" widely used?? That must be satire, hilarious!......

[thebarak]

Yikes, I'm a jazzer and I have never heard anyone say "killing" before. Are you sure that is widely used?

[chochang17]

@thebarak yeah, absolutely! the jazz majors i hung out with at my undergrad conservatory spoke exactly like this. hilarious.

[klaxto]

@thebarak you've never heard anyone say killing before?

[15MusicLove]

@thebarak Man, everyone says killing!

[cherubim2]

Perfect!

[ericfontainejazz]

if robots could talk jazz slang.

[hyperal]

I was the other party involved in the first Jazz Bot conversation. So amazing to see it fleshed out with computer animation haha! "You are the one who is killing." That was my line to Greg!! :)

[clever072004]

This is so true, I had this conversation often, right after a puff...!

[OtterpopSlaughterMop]

Sounds familiar.......

[ironbrigade6]

Man, so hip.

[gns134]

hahahaha joe and geoff you motherfuckers this is awesome

[innhat11]

1:07 - 1:12 :D hahaha THE FUNNIEST!!

[BeatProfessor]

This is amazing

[derhamm]

hahahahahahaha!!! we need a new "killing"... it's so 2007

[brazilfunk]

hahahahaha!!! Gooood this is great!

[ikeeichenberg]

whoever did this is a bad mutherfucker...so freakin hip...

[Lassesteff]

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 

[porgie66]

Nice transcription, you nailed it ....man!

[thatsmypeanuts]

killin

[videolizzard99]

This was so killing!

[sweetbippity]

"Your ideas are so hip, man, so crushing."

[kmkellner]

i have had this conversation

[pokerbone]

hahahaha



[suzjazz]

LMAO

who made this? it's brilliant! Or should I say "killing"?

[suzjazz]

LMAO

who made this? it's brilliant!

[DarthClam]

This is so true it's painful...

[neptunecello]

Killing, man. 

[sonsoflegends]

That is so funny!

[tealightcandles]

Killing.



[rukussert]

nice.

[jasonkyeager]

Sadly, many conversations between jazz musicians often go like this.

But I love jazz musicians. They're killing.

[neptunecello]

@jasonkyeager Totally! 

[Jubel06]

@jasonkyeager

No. You are the one who is killing.

[TouchMeTherePlease]

THat phat Bass line Boom booom boom, Boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom, boom

[glixorbwee]

So Kiilling! Oh man that's funny! Ha Ha!