Civil Protection - Episode 1: Friday

[DaLolifier]

I think one of them sounds like ross scott



[kanokarob12]

@DaLolifier it IS Ross Scott.

[sidewinder554]

I miss the golden days of machinima.....

[jakesnake237]

this always reminds me of the time that i annoyed the hell out of my coworker at work, i drank like 5 cups of coffee and acted like an idiot for the rest of the day and at about 3 tom i guess just lost it and hit me in the head with a broomhandle and when the boss showed up and saw me passed out on the ground,he asked tom what happened and tom said,"idk he's been like that since 3,i think it's the coffee." so,we got the coffeemaker confiscated and i kicked tom in the balls,those were good times

[2cool778]

man this is freakin great! xD

[TSCStag]

It's Friday, Friday, Civil Protection on Fridaaay.

Mike and David's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend.

Combine 'n Combine 'n YEA

Nin-ja 'n Nin-ja 'n YEA

Guns, Guns, Guns, Guns

Lookin' forward to the weekend.

[JackSmoker80123]

I am mighty tiger

[BushismsLoL]

Beavis and Butthead as Combine? I smell genius. :)

[megasuperepickadog]

i used to act like a ninja, then i took an arrow in th- AHH FUCK MY KNEE! WHO THE HELL IS SHOOTING ARROWS!?

[Stjeancharger]

i remember ross

[Loafy23]

Settle down, Beavis!

[philiblackbreed]

i laughed my but off when dave kept say whoop whoop whoop whoop and when mike yelled DAVE!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goooy451]

Can someone please tell me how Ross got the metro police models to act so well?

[McChomper011]

i wish i could ross scott not all of machinima, i u can please respond to this message

[GeneralZigbar113]

@McChomper011 ....wut?

[Boostique44]

@McChomper011 English next time.

[danil13zinho]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk



[redMrCrayon]

Reminds me if an ewok

[Nomnomity]

2:00 i cannot breathe.

[TheJazzeater]

agreed mr whisky

[v3xman]

why is the movements so fluid? i think it's motion captured or something.

[Belacios]

2:39

Looks like a baby XD

LMAO

[thegamingtomato]

ninja?

[MrWiskytangofoxtrot]

"Whooping crane... whoop... whoop... whoop... whoop... whoop... I am a ninja!"

"And I'm a ballerina."

ROFLCOPTER XD

[ChobitsSorin]

i just love the way Mike yells at Dave almost every episode :))

DAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEE

STOP IT!!!!!!!

:))

[WarFreak1st]

3:25 who wouldn't be angry if you kick him in the nuts

[BarelySocial]

You have to give credit to the guy who did the sub-titles, seriously, it must have been hard.

[ZxReDMisTxZ]

this is ross scot(freemans mind guy) right? sounds like him

[andstenic11]

@ZxReDMisTxZ

Nah bro, Its a mix of Jon CJG and soFallenFilms... they collaberated... OF COURSE ITS ROSS LOL

[Hein122]

wah-jah jah!

[Mkalish2]

I AM NINGA!!

[ThunderCavalier]

I can't decide which is worse:

Combine police.

These guys as police.

[kcapers1]

@ThunderCavalier COMBINE

[Onionmaster97]

sitting next to a fine person in maths..violently pressing the 'shift' button and hoping for the best !!

[ReesesMonkeyXP]

edbassmaster should totally do this as one of his pranks. i'll have to send him a message with this link

[Zappyguy111]

I would love to see two cops play this out in times square.

[noodlelova3]

I bet its Dave stealing Mike's lunches

[wazthatme]

Watch with CC on its to funny

[Delsto5]

I laughed so hard I cried, this is the best x,D

[WMVideos20]

how to make this ??

[InsanePsychoRabbit]

Dave reminds me of someone I went to high school with. I called him Stupid Alex (which he didn't mind) so I could tell him apart from the other Alix who also went to my high school. But he wasn't actually stupid, he was more childish and lacking in common sense. Kinda like Dave. At least that's how I see it.

[Dukepunchm]

Guten tah!!!

[Johnnyboy7781]

WHAAAAchachachachachachacha

[Xxx0zkrxxX]

Que bueno que hayan subtitulos en español

GRACIAS!!

[k24601]

Poor Dave, he's just having fun and got hurt for it. Then again, he'd be more impressive if he actually knew how to be a ninja, that karate is not a ninja thing, if he knew karate he'd be more impressive, not to make stupid noises, actual "ninja moves", ect.

[warrioreel1]

this reminds me of something my mom would do in wallmart where shed chase me down the lain with the cart and then shed yell at me for running. but most of the time shed act like a retard with the slur and everything and when i threatened to sit in the car she would say in a sad voice "your leaving me here". it anoid the crap out of me unti i tried something simalar to the video >:D

[WarriorCheetah]

Dave needs a leash XD

[basxe]

@craig9inarow not ninja boobs. He say ninja moves!

[Johnnyboy4678]

dave only acts like an idiot on fridays because he saw rebbeca blacks video and thought everyone acted stupid on fridays

[TheHalo4Life123]

Wooping Crane

[rileytuber]

@TheHalo4Life123 woop woop woop

[TheHalo4Life123]

@rileytuber LOL!

[sonnytenedo]

How do these guys animate half-life 2 characters? 

[PNDRazor]

Whooping crane! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

[craig9inarow]

NINJA BOOBS

[supertoasteroftoast]

why did i think that? dunno lol

[VannahWilson]

It's Friday, Friday, gotta be a ninja on Friday!

…I love how Dave is so normal in all the rest of the videos. XD

[brinster8]

Woopin Crane WOOP WOOP WOOP LOL

[Locke900]

I love this video so much. These guys I've modeled my entire online avatar. Dave that is because in BF3........I am Ninja..........Woop.......(tea bag).............Woop

[TacoShotgun]

Thanks for the subtitles!

Gracias por los subtitulos!

[supertoasteroftoast]

When i saw the subtitles, i thought i had transcribe audio on.

Then I Noticed that the subtitles were actually what they were saying.

[hadrialn2233]

lol



[deadfishy666]

This is waaaay better than Freeman`s Mind. It`s more hilarious!

[MrSandman1101]

Honestly, this is great but I think Freeman's mind is better. At least for this episode I am off to see how it goes on from here.

[DudesthatSay]

that was soo funny i cried

[johnjobf]

am i the only one thinkiing tht dave (or mike) acted like a ninja so they could forget about black

[DrMrMatty]

is this the guy from Khan Academy (the ninja noise guy)?

[bigshotgunful]

woop woop woop woop woop I AM A NINJAAA

[miguelk12]

Thumbs up if you saw this on the accursed farms website. /movies/cp/ :P

[DarkPikaruto]

Sorry, I just have to..

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAAAY.

[danceingcrayon]

I'd do the same

[littlekiller1000]

3 1 charlie for the win

[machinamawatcher]

Why is there no more awesome machinima's like this anymore?

[Link504]

@machinamawatcher Because nobody plays Half-Life anymore...they're all getting ass-high in Call of Duty and crap like that. Makes me sad, really.

[MultiMrblade]

@Link504 I agree with you.Ross abandoned Civil Protection long time ago,cuz all other good machinima's like this.I just cant belive my eyes that everyone sticks to COD now!Lets just hope to god that Ross continues Civil Protection!!!

[TheFreakinAlexx]

I'M A NINJAAAA! WHUUUUAAAA

[Genesis3Chi]

If Dave acts like a retard only on Fridays....

What do you call the rest of the time?

[NaluriAisam]

@Genesis3Chi Total Moron Week?

[evee608]

@Genesis3Chi fridays: retard

every other day: idiot

[animalmetalgeti]

1:52 NINJA BOOBS FTW :D

[HLXmatheus]

up up up up ninja uaaaaa very good this video was too late too cool (muito bom esse video demais demais o final foi muito legal )

[animalmetalgeti]

@MasterFen006 i dont realy get what y try to mean if y didnt listen i dont realy care

[Genesis3Chi]

Like if you want Dave to work with you for a day

I do, it'd be a laugh

[diono35]

god just like my co workers

[whitetailbuck00]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[H8sandwich]

@alucardcrazyfan : Made by the same guy.

[deadfishy666]

I can not understand how can someone dislike this show... It`s utterly hilarious!

[GoatRecon98]

Dave: Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop!

Mike: What are you doing?

XD



[alucardcrazyfan]

omg i found somthing to watch while i wait for freemans mind this is awsome,

[mosh115pit]

@alucardcrazyfan now try to find something to watch while you wait for civil protection :)

[alucardcrazyfan]

@mosh115pit :D i did i found dude wheres my mount and now >.> im waiting for that to XD

[scooglefish]

@alucardcrazyfan same

[supertoasteroftoast]

@alucardcrazyfan Uh.... Freeman's mind is finished...(Right?)

[alucardcrazyfan]

@supertoasteroftoast no

[VannahWilson]

@supertoasteroftoast Er, no. Lol, why would you think that? XD

[masterb585]

i'm convinced the normal guy is Gordon

[keozeo]

@masterb585 same guy who plays gordon.

[ThatOneTestSubject]

Whoop. Whoop. Whoop. Whoop.

[IAmTheStigVideos]

156 people dont like the whooping craze

[LocoGroove]

This is the most unprofessional shit I've ever seen in my life!

[Kdunkham]

@LocoGroove You sir, are a Cod fish :(

[LocoGroove]

@Kdunkham Huh?

[Kdunkham]

@LocoGroove YOU HEARD ME!

[LocoGroove]

@Kdunkham Yes I did! But I don't think you understand where my quote is from...goddamned

[Kdunkham]

@LocoGroove Ah hahaha ah... hehe ah, clever, atleast i wasnt really nasty

[Infantry8888]

Freemans mind :D

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

What's with the stupid "this has not been rated, therefore it is inappropriate for younger audiences, as you are ineligible to view this, hit the back button" on most machinima vids? I watched those vids all the time until now!

[tk42107]

I wish cartoons would turn us into ninjas DXX

[Allahanna1]

I got done reading about BEN, so I came to de-stress. Not working.

[puregenius7112]

I got drunk and ate my friend's hamster. I'm not welcome anymore for some reason.

[shikakuni]

I assume someone a while started singing "FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAY!" but that most likely past -_-

[BoBsPfhorever77]

Dave got ow3ned!!

[theoneandonleyomeryo]

was this done on garrys mods?

[mindsoulbody]

@theoneandonleyomeryo yes

[smurfton94]

These are the nicest CP that I've ever seen.

[Eriktobru]

Dave just took a hit of Charlie Sheen

[fruitkill11]

I am a NINJA!!!

[SpyceySalad]

its like beavis and butthead when beavis drinks the cola

[CityShushi]

I know it's really late but.................. IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!! Okay I'll leave.

[Raxorisen]

1:59 is a true ninja XD

[boing615]

how do you subscribe to just this without getting all the machinima stuff?

[siegeghost100]

@boing615 you dont, go to ross scotts website and keep checking back till he makes a new episode

[boing615]

@siegeghost100 it's possible to subscribe to freemans mind though.

[GeneralDestructo]

"Woop, woop, woop, woop..."

[90Basshunter]

DAVE STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElectromagNick]

I know a lot of people think Dave is played by Ian, the creator of "Barney's Mind", but it's a different person.

[franklinmax000]

3:24 ouch! my penis!!

[nightfire412]

Wooping Crane! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop1 Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! I AM A NINJA!

[AshlarX01]

I wish you could see them in HL2. :D

[nightfire412]

Wahcheechuchacheechochacheechu­wa! XD

[808catluver]

ross scott is the best

[toonrat234]

Whopping Crane!

[DragoSonicMile]

"It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday..."

[BESTUS3RN4MEEVR]

DAVE IS SO AWESOME

[lachieshocker]

All of you guys are making me feel MLIA.

[jinglejamgle]

whoop...whoop...whoop

[VampyZ117]

I AM A NEENJA!!!!

[megagameking1]

Next friday, he's going pirate

[gonitheredtiger]

WWUUYAA ACHACHAHA ! HIYOO WUAAA !! *kicks him*

Thumbs up if you love making ninja noises :D

[Link504]

@gonitheredtiger I once went through the grocery store acting like Dave.

[sgtwok]

Wahcheechuchacheechochacheechu­wa!

[DragonMaster861995]

press 5

[toanomega]

Mike your problem can be answered if you find the fattest person in civil protection

[danielg6961]

he said ninja moves not ninja boobs

[TecnoPlatypus]

My theory is... Rebecca Black beemed her video back in time and he saw it, thus giving him sever brain damage.

[SKYtysos]

!NINJA!

[ClockinNiggas]

What the hell? Where's Ice Cube?

[megagameking1]

next friday he's going to be a pirate

[vidviewer401]

What trip is Dave on? :P

[megagameking1]

when I showed this to my uncle, he's a cop, I asked him if he would do the same thing if his partner started acting like this......He said yes without a moments doubt

[thomasl4d]

press 3 untill your ears bleed

[ReaverSNK]

i am Ninja

[metallicafan2447]

One of the guards is the guy who voices Gordon in freemans mind.

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

@metallicafan2447 That's because he created both shows.

[Facethelight]

@metallicafan2447 NOOOOOO we never knew that mr fuking obvious...its all made by the same peron you dumfuk

[Ritzy68]

@metallicafan2447 oh no shit sherlock

[metallicafan2447]

@Ritzy68 some of these people are ignorant and dont play games as much as you do. do us all a favor and go outside :)

[elitemarcus100]

@metallicafan2447

succesful troll is succesful troll

[jigaboon]

Thumbs up if you...um...er....  ....Shut Up!

[GarrysGuy123]

I had no idea this was made by the guy who made Freeman's Mind!

[av3nger3]

I love this part. LOL!!! 2:36

[xxnewyorkxx1]

thumbs up if u hate people who say thumbs up.........oh wait,shit woa hold on a sec

[TheAssesing]

iam ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa/soy un ninjaaaaaaaaa

[animalmetalgeti]

am i the only who heard ninja boobs:?? 1:52

[Nemesis0300]

@animalmetalgeti He said "Ninja Moves. "

[Sagelonewolf23]

@animalmetalgeti no your not

[Masterlink981]

@animalmetalgeti Who wouldn't blame them. We all love boobs. We are GUYS!

[OmegaXstudios]

@animalmetalgeti i think he says ninja boots

[Flamecycle100]

@OmegaXstudios I thought it was ninja moves.

[nightfire412]

@animalmetalgeti He said Ninja MOVES! but yea it kinda does sound like that! and yea turn on captions too

[ElectromagNick]

@nightfire412 Why did you ruin it? WHY!?

[nightfire412]

@ElectromagNick I didn't mean to :( just correcting

[AwkwardProductionsTV]

@animalmetalgeti no......