Segway Driver Fail

[TobiasTelevision]

Lol his Segway has massive safety thing on the side, yet he still manages to crash it. In less than 5 metres. In less than 10 seconds. This is definitely a fail.

[thlk123]

wth do they all have segways??

[TheHyperkid97]

I thought you couldn't fall off segways D:

[Stanley0776]

look! over there! it's a flock of virgins!

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

@mrpostalsquirrel lol summer schooler?

[Brydon305]

he must play soccer

[AstraLegg]

-_- wasnt even funny.



[xkingxx00]

that laugh ah.....my ears bleed

[26runner007]

segway's = america's obesity

[AmunRa1]

@26runner007

They're actually more popular in Europe.

[54tk9w]

999:999999

[54tk9w]

24:59 ?

[Personaforever]

HA...riding segways in a kitchen.

[will0nater]

he still never fell of that cliff yet

[spynextwindow]

Repeat pressing 4 "RAPE"

[spanku24me]

haha segway fags!

[XxiShootZombiesxX]

I'm Gonna Go Eat A Taco, When i Come Bac This Better A Be a top Comment

[AaR0n16]

owned



[ajax515]

Segways in general are fails. Even if you don't crash you totally look like a tool.

[gaxiolab93]

happy wheels :D

[dogmadogma]

Pre-internet era: a guy accidentally fell down in a street. Quickly go and help him out and ask him if he is alright

Post-Internet era: a guy accidentally fell down in a street. Quick...get a camera, take as much pictures as possible for facebook and other Social Networking sites for likes and view counts, while laughing your motherfucking ass off or take a picture of yourself while pointing your thumb up.

[tastymuffin1]

recent studies also revealed that theres no 24:48, guys we may be on to something!

[MrKevin396]

@tastymuffin1 Yeah OK kid, the joke is old already, come up with something else, douche.

[JosiahCMaatStudios]

Well can't blame him, I couldn't focus with that witch cackling either

[MetaRidley69]

meh



[yumyum061]

THIS GUY IS TERIFFIC! xD

[ibro314]

Just plain driving a segway is a fail



[YoCzechYourself]

Lol, now ur embarrasing and gay...

[CodeRedXM]

Over 6,000 people obviosly don't understand how stuck-up segway drivers can be.

[KingOfUm]

@CodeRedXM I agree, people'd have to have a mighty fucking ego to be able to let others know that walking just isn't good enough for them.

[MrSlayerDeth]

not funny

[ik1ik1ik1]

did anyone noticed these dickheads talking about the lenght of the video like we are incapable of understanding time

[Royai1000]

that guys segway has fanny packs o_O

[klk93]

0:23



[NoschoolNorules]

Segway special Olympics

[niceworkmicrosoft]

They cost what, about $6,000?? Ha!

[jennylover456]

thanks alot you made my orange juice come out of my nose

[LemonSector]

Lucas: You know what fuck it only two Destroyer Droids per scene

[DannyCruzz]

DumbASS

[Kingrex16]

damn you canadian government. I wanna segway

[Drspeedstackingguy]

laugh fail more like

[RehziDu]

thats not that good

[Travmapunk]

That bitch's laugh is... irritating. Because it's.... stupid. Isn't it?

[gwu2011]

really failblog?

[snaphappy7530]

press 7 for witch laugth

[theemachine4510]

press 4 for sex behind segway

[TruenoandLevin86]

Segways: When you're too lazy to walk.

[elvenmage271]

Nice ass...

[BlackNeko95]

did anyone notice that the moon appeares at night?

[MrQkumber]

Segways are so lame. Thats the real fail right there.

[MrQkumber]

Segways are so lame. Thats the real fail right there.

[SalamisNuvolari5001]

geroge w bush

[bloodlesXxXvampire]

FAIL

[KingOfStix2]

press 5 to hear someone gasping out of control

[BeakyRed]

 #FAIL

[TheMasterGnome123]

Happy Wheels in real life!

[jakoong]

It seems like this fail video is a fail

[mtszabo]

I was like, "Why does his have side cushions on it?" Then like, "Oh, that explains it..."

[ThaProo1]

did anyone fucking notice there is no 0:31

[TimmyTordah]

Thumbs up for the girl in yellow.

[rasboi]

that wasnt a fail !!

[Nojical101]

I want a segway

[swaggervitamins]

failblog is getting gay

[ridehonda107]

redundant title

[lenyboy5314]

dude those fails does my father make this sucks!

[longboardinman]

More like 31 FAIL!

[YoshiMan82]

Is the machine okay?

[joeyjarraarra]

did anyone notice there was no 0:33 ?

[88KeysADay]

Hey guys....if you look REALLY close...you'll also notice there's no 23:45!

[J0n1398]

If youve ever riden a segway.. You would know that the gyros can make you do some crazy shit. even if you just hit a tiny bump haha

[justtryharder]

*sigh* tourists...

[cjjj1206]

hey watch out there is another segeway in you way

[percytje666]

@TheVideoTitan no but i sure as hell didn't see a 15:23:53:28:122!

[MrPostalsquirrel]

For the past 2 hours i've been watching fail videos...instead of working on my essay due tomarrow :D

[BeavusCSS]

@MrPostalsquirrel exact same as me, just so funny and easier to distract self

[Haroids]

@MrPostalsquirrel It's spelled tomorrow...

[findthecomputerroom6]

@MrPostalsquirrel looks like you would have failed anyway with youre spelling

[saufi94]

180 flip, first person to do that on a segway

[TheIshCommentator]

wtf was that laugh? that sounded like fuckin minnie mouse

[rrezik000]

this was so shit

[aleeex321321]

failblog you have become so lame, these things happen like every day..

[noobskater15]

ride a fucking bike

[MrEscobar192]

Theres never a second to last number on any YouTube video! Let me tell you that they are all just thumbs up whores! Is there any originality anymore?

[SlayerZaxy]

@MrEscobar192 I know it should be called "ThemTube"

[DubsteppinSniper]

dont make fun of him. hes wearing a helmet.

[pariau]

this should be call 0:31 fail

[jtttttttt]

did anyone notice that none of the comments is about the video?

[letmelivemylife2008]

Why are the top two comments the same damn comment...

[CloudCrafter11]

In Soviet Russia - Wait, this is filmed in America. Crap.

[0nepieceonly]

Do a wheelie!

[killerkirbydude]

"You dumb bitch, who let you out of the kitchen? Stop laughing and go make me a sammich!"

[crazyweininger]

0:30 Best part!

[hollandshacker]

did anyone notice there is no 24:46?

[NoModWithCoD]

@hollandshacker x

D



[IronHedgehog1]

did anyone notice these assholes stating the obvious WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP?!!

[Adriano48512]

@hollandshacker i did

[aiden1340]

@hollandshacker And no 24:47.

[Mwang12]

@hollandshacker what? that christ wont suffer and rise on the third day?

[tdogg4575]

did anyone notice the top 2 comments are the same?

[gamekiller925]

did he died ?

[Felldeeen91]

It's kind of ironic that the creator of Segway died driving one

[Heatwave40]

The... girls... laugh o.O

[treksez]

why are the top 2 comments saying shit about something that doesnt even exist?....

[tarantulaguy654]

@treksez Your comment has become obsolete

[foof811]

Segway=Rich Man's walking.

[bananasXgoneXwild]

anyone notice theres no 4:56 !!!

[nodevoutt]

lol what a dumb GUY

[hellape25]

is anyone else still mindbottled by how segways work?

[D10SArgentinaa]

Is he alive?

[Thewiseowlz]

dude these are dangerous and kind of hard to control at first

[Nintenkidd]

Am I the only one who thinks this isn't worthy to be labeled as a fail? This isn't really that funny...

[brammatie1]

those things are soo stupid

[tino755]

haha fag.

[3orangeidiots2010]

que pendejo!!!



[XIAOrocks]

i saw someone do thast i chicago it was so funny

[phyllislanejackass]

Did anyone notice theres no 0:31!?!?!?

You did?Oh.....

[TheTayX]

@phyllislanejackass stupid comment, the next to last second is aways missing...

[phyllislanejackass]

@TheTayX EXACTLY my point.

[aMAXproduction]

@phyllislanejackass yeah lol. every video does that now

[glennjridge]

always great to have friends waiting to laugh at you when you fail. lol

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Did anybody else didn't give half a rat's dick that there is no 0:31???

[Joemamma69000]

I want a Segway. :(

[TheMuscleHamster100]

Wow he went as slow as I've ever seen on one of those and still crashed

[Linkophere]

Did u kno the person who invented segways died because he drove his segway of a cliff?

[rems1995]

The fail started when he decided to ride a segway.

[ngocphoung]

lame



[dojorune]

"Yeah, I fell off a self-correcting segway."

[Joker80808]

why u need a helmet? :T

[Jakoby88]

wow this clip sux

[friggyk]

Hi

[TheDudetteInBlack391]

@angeldarkcrystal They're his students...

[TheDudetteInBlack391]

HAHA, that dude's a teacher at my school :P

[BiggJern]

"They see me rolling! They Hating! I'm Falling, because I just seen a nice ass!"

[CruSh3rpz]

Keep pressing 5

[2JAMMY]

I don't reckon he could drive a car either.

[ryuk966]

No fat chicks allowed.

[Mr7vwf8nzi]

segways are gay.

[VladiSSius]

@Mr7vwf8nzi your comment are gay

[turtlefreak01]

@Mr7vwf8nzi lmao!

[REGULATER77]

But you still fail. |8|

[DaftPunkian]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHa i have a segway and i would never fall :P

[OhStylo]

I'd wondered why nobody recorded that guy driving one of them things over the cliff that one day, that'd end up on liveleak or theync or something.

[KayyTuhhLynn]

your life is a fail if your in an exclusive group of segway riders

mobbin up the street

[ILuvDeliciousCake]

That wasn't [that] funny.

[beckasha83]

Not that it matters but I think black people are more racist as a population, but whites have those dumbass toothless rednecks that claim the "south will rise again" that overwhelm the population as a whole making it seem like whites are more racist.. but they are not... THERE YA HAPPY! stop talking about race and enjoy the video.. grrrr....

[mattpage12840]

Did anybody else notice there wasn't a 0:31 ?

[Twiztidguy]

@mattpage12840 - its that way on every video.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@mattpage12840 And no 32:10 :O

[EradicationStation]

@mattpage12840 did you notice that there wasn't a 0:33 to infinity???

[TheXANGELOFDEATHX]

@mattpage12840

There is also no 0:40...weird huh

[TheJakolind]

@mattpage12840 well no shit its like that on almost every vid

[kai696]

@mattpage12840 oh shit!

[TenuredHornet]

@mattpage12840 HOLY FUCKNUGGETS YOU'RE RIGHT!

[ballaboy9100]

@mattpage12840 how about u stop stealling other people's comments and get a life

[rastamees]

@mattpage12840

WHO THE FUCK CARES

[HandreyAlex]

@rastamees 54 people, sadly

[DylanColeman09]

@mattpage12840 WOW DID U NOTICE THERE WASNT A 0:43 EITHER :O

[lemonheads100]

@mattpage12840 there is just play video at :30 seconds and you will see it.

[Hvidl0g]

@mattpage12840 they always skip the second last second every video

[PhilConey1]

You know you fail at life when the SEGWAY falls over.

[Hazelwood1996]

Not being rascist but the laugh sounds like its coming from a Black person

[mozar7]

@Hazelwood1996 what if it was? does it matter ;o?

[mysteryelle13]

@Hazelwood1996 Dude when you say your not being racist it automatically sounds racist, its like me saying not being racist but i think white people are the most racist, not that its that serious its just stupid to type anything like that.

[Valdraya]

@mysteryelle13 I don't think white people are as racist as black people, not in the 21st century no ..

[MCroxxie14]

"okay here i go!"

[ninja2464]

thumbs up if you thought the fail was that they are riding those things in the first place.

[badcatmcconell1324]

wow thats how lazy americans are,they build machines so they dont have to walk and then they feel like bad asses.

[ninja2464]

@badcatmcconell1324 haha, i love the ignorance of the UK

[badcatmcconell1324]

@ninja2464 lol I know right,to bad im an american. Do you think people joke about americans being lazy and overweight for their health. No,its a fact and its ignorant ones like you that dont understand that.

[ninja2464]

@badcatmcconell1324 wait, you know im an American too right? haha, i was saying i love how the UK can be so difficult and ignorant sometimes.

[badcatmcconell1324]

@ninja2464 Yeah they can but you just assumed i was from the UK. You obviously were calling me british because I never brought anything up about the UK.