Apple Cup Jest : A UW Fan Grills Paul Wulff on the Crude Score of the USC Game

[TheCoop1988]

Ducks!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[A1Duckfan]

Seriously, after going 0-12 and losing the Apple Cup, Washington fans don't have much to brag about.

[longlive289s]

im a coug and this is funny as shit. we sucked balls

[kboanddbo]

0-12

[aqw06]

and you stupid faggot ass husky purpee bitches still lost that game and went 0 and 12. at least the cougs can win a single game.  faggot ass sleddogs, mush mush

[15Sebastiannn]

@aqw06 lol stupid Cougar. Look who won this years HAHA. Owned dumb shit

[thehuntman47]

haha i love the apple cup. weve got the shittiest teams around, but what the hell we go crazy anyway!!

[14gocougs]

As I recall you guys went 0-12 this year... but I have to admit, this is funny...

[lightyoshi]

Dude, Leave the guy alone, Im a Trojan and we did kick their ass, but Washington got their ass kicked that year too, and WSU at least won a game that year...and he kept his job which UW didnt, their coach got fired for another USC coach (:

But yeah Paul Wolff has already lost so much like games, his wife, his mom and dad, just leave him alone dont kick him when hes down

[MrDRW88]

How do you keep a cougar out of your yard????

Put up goal posts!!!!!! HAHA GO DAWGS!

[connorqb17]

Of course a UW fan would be holding a beer in their hand at a press conference.

Think about it.

GO COUGS!!!!!!!!!!

[MrDRW88]

Dam skippy!

GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SeattleUntimely]

After a year of being derided as two minutes of empty posturing nonsense, this video finally has its chance to seem prescient and witty. Take that, 2008 Cougars!

[sigh] It appears it's already overreached its temporary position of football superiority.

[holowcheezy]

You guys should just combine your teams to play USC. At least that way, USC would get 2 extra bye weeks every year.

[masonberg]

well just cause WSU cannot beat them doesn't mean they have to cry about it, i mean come on what does WSU have to look at to cheer themselves up outside of beating UW less than 1/3 of the time

[gatorfb53]

both are garbage teams. FIGHT ON!

[babyjordyn6102]

69-0! Wazzou is sorry as there uniforms.

[jazzfolkrocker]

...as is your awe-inspiring aptitude for grammar and syntax. well done. "The internet made you stupid."

[babyjordyn6102]

Since you didn't refute my comment, I take it as you agree.

[ZMonster06]

FRESHMEN ORIENTATION

@ WSU - Text books and syllabus

@ UW - Hand jobs and hummers GO COUGS!! NICE SEASON HUSKIES, 0- 12

[babyjordyn6102]

Your right but UW still have a better football history than the Cougars. Plus, with Sark, UW will be back and I'm sorry, but Paul Wulff ain't going to do shit for the Cougars.

[SIRMaleMan]

0-12

[usctrojans666]

dude come on, did you watch the usc/wsu game? the trojans threw 1 pass in the second half and then changed qb's the next play. if there has ever been a time of NOT trying to run up the score that was it. sc had the better athletes and sadly it showed. mark sanchez played in 1 series after halftime and threw 0 passes. as an sc guy who watched that game i can honestly say i just wanted it to end after the 1st quarter and we felt bad watching the cougs get ran over like that

[maxbaseballman]

funny, and the cougs won the apple cup!

WSU for ever!

[rollercoasterfweak]

this game was good. good for the Pac-10.

[markmaz91]

haha, i'm a coug, but this is some good shit lol

[SeattleUntimely]

Hey, thanks for speaking up markmaz91. We figured that if there was one thing that could transcend this bitter rivalry, it would be a two minute 69 joke.

Speaking of bitter rivalry, gonna be a great game Saturday night. That is assuming those crooked Pullman cops let the Huskies get to the arena. Because you know they'd rather see them in the pen, then them and Lorenzo rolling in the Benzo.

All forced rap references aside, thanks for comment.

keep it real,

SU

[CherryMentos]

WOW APPLE CUP BITCH HAHA

[SeattleUntimely]

Thank you for the input CherryMentos. This comment is completely ambiguous, and your profile gives us no further insight into its meaning.

We can only assume this is a recommendation for what the title of this video should have been. We obviously couldn't agree with you more. It's just that our caps lock button is broken from overuse.

[SailorSun89]

Yeah,i could go off and say some really rude and unlady like things, but i won't. All i am going to say, is that your team sucked as well this year, and to ask you a question: Who won the Apple Cup and and now has bragging rights for the year??????? WE DID!! GO COUGS!!!!!!!!!

[SeattleUntimely]

Thank you for exercising restraint SailorSun69, we had braced ourselves for Pullman's worst.

Yes, yes. UW also sucked and lost to the team that lost 69-0, which equates to losing 68-0 (an unreciprocated sucking). This was all covered in the seahawks1221 thread. It might be time to put together an FAQ.

A month until the Brockman-Baynes Battle of the Brutes, and you can bet we are going to say some very unlady like things about that.

[RedvinesAddic]

Do you know how a Husky fan counts to ten? 0 and 1, 0 and 2, 0 and 3... haha. Go cougs!

[SailorSun89]

hahahah! LOVE IT!!!

[cougrrr]

Hey at least if you remake this video you can still use the red zero twice.

[SeattleUntimely]

This is true cougrrr. Thank you for watching to the end. As mentioned in the description, we knew that the Apple Cup would eliminate some zeros, we just wish it had been two instead of one. And as discussed in the seahawks1221 thread, this is why you should always film two endings; just in case the viewing public (all cougars to this point) revolts.

Unfortunately, we don't have the budget to do a remake. But if you or anyone else would like to make one, we will post it as a response.

[SeattleUntimely]

There is plenty of footage of us out there to use. We're sure with some clever editing one could concoct a press conference in which we admit to being a sphincter.

cheers,

SU

[silenthunter99]

too bad uw sucks thats why they lost against the cougars which suck less ^_^

[SeattleUntimely]

Thank you for speaking up in spite of your username silenthunter. It's an honor to have attracted the attention of the creator of Two Girls One Apple Cup, which was a mercifully misleading title.

Yes UW's football fate is indeed too bad. It's also too bad that unlike pro-sports, there is no compensation for poor performance. Both the Huskies and the Cougars could use some sweet draft picks.

It's also too bad that the owners of the OKC Thunder lost their money in the economic collapse ^_^

[silenthunter99]

well its a title that attracts viewers more than 2000 lol

[wsufan2]

This kid sounds like Alex P Keaton from Family Ties. Grow some hair on your sac and win a game pansy.

[SeattleUntimely]

Nicely played. This is ordinarily an excellent opening book.

Unfortunately, we happen to have the highest admiration for the greatest high school basketball player of all time, the only person/werewolf to dunk from the three-point line: Teen Wolf.

In fact, you might enjoy our Norelco Teen Wolf Report. It's only 35 seconds long because it was sent to people's cell phones, but it speaks more highly of your beloved cougs, correctly predicting their victory over Notre Dame in the Big Dance.

[beavers29]

hahaha yeah... apple cup. enough said

[armcharles]

Based on the rash of comments that have ensued in the following weeks since this was posted, apparently not.

[peiw]

Too bad you lost the apple cup :( way to go 0-11

[SeattleUntimely]

Not for long. The Huskies still have one game left. Looking at 0-12, which, depending on your ASCII imagination, could rival the Coug's USC score for crassness.

[rek2112]

Soon to be 0-12, and also, I claim false advertising. UW pukes don't drink beer, they sip on mikes hard or smirnoff, you know, girly man drinks. This far reach for comedy failed buddy, and I bet even your best friends you showed this to only laughed to be polite. I wince at your effort to bring a smile into the life of a fusky, but give it up chief, you guys will always go down in history as the choke artists you are. GO COUGS!

[SeattleUntimely]

The neutrality of this comment is disputed.

[seahawks1221]

AND washington lost to the team that lost 69-0 GO COUGS!!

[SeattleUntimely]

This is an important epilogue. Thank you seahawks1221.

So, we suppose this implies by the transitive property that UW effectively lost to USC 68 - 0, which is of course worse since at least you got yours (in the Apple Cup). Or something like that, we're a little out of practice with the 69 jokes.

Anyway, thank you, and thanks in advance to EVERYONE for pointing this out.

Next time we'll film two endings just in case.

[pharrison666]

hahaha this is pretty funny, the anagram thing is hilarious haha. I was at that USC game, for all 4 quarters, and trust me, we all got the scoreboard joke.

...but on the other hand I suppose the cougs got the last laugh on this one. At least we both still have basketball, although after the loss to portland it looks like the pups are going on another CBI run, unless of course the stingy defense and explosive offensive of valaparaiso stands in the way again. haha GO COUGS!

[SeattleUntimely]

Well, from your account of the USC game, it sounds like you were in on the first laugh as well.

As far as basketball goes, its a bit early to prepare for another CBI bid (which would be totally racist by the way).

The Cougs have their own challenges to overcome. With the departure of Low and Cowgill you're left with only one member of the Teen Wolf triumvirate (as referenced in our Norelco Teen Wolf Report), and we take Brockman over Baynes in the Battle of the Brutes any day.

[KoniferousK]

Who is laughing now? How does the 0-fer season taste? Huskies have lost 4 of the last 5 Apple Cups and 7 straight to the Cougs in B-Ball.

[SeattleUntimely]

To answer your first question, if you listen closely you'll find that the only people laughing in this video are the audience members of the 1989 MTV Music Awards, enthralled by the the inimitable comedic genius of the Diceman. Their laughter will echo on into eternity regardless of the outcome of the Apple Cup.

To address your second question: I'm sure the aforementioned Dice had a ready answer about such taste, and I'm sure one of your fellow Coug's fans will grace us with it shortly.

[freebiepetey]

huskies go winless haha so shut up husky. this is not even funny. GO COUGS. applecup failure for uw

[SeattleUntimely]

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[Timzack]

Haha I go to USC, and from a Trojan's perspective, UW and WSU are equally shitty. But hey I'm from Seattle, and at least UW has a decent academic program. In that area, WSU is also a joke.

[gr1ffin2]

This is gay.

[SeattleUntimely]

This comment is awesome.

[MLBScout111]

This is awesome!

[jokejokerton]

Man, you guys kind of have the touch of death, huh? I think the anagram sealed it. The last time you applied that baby you kept UMass out of the Big Dance.

Oh well, I think the video still holds up. Although there's no way Pete Carroll meant no ill will. Middle school humor is all about malicious intent.

[SeattleUntimely]

Indeed. Today has not been a good day, and it's time to nap off a mid-afternoon hangover. So we will decline to enumerate all of the terrible sports predictions that this show has been associated with and simply say this: We were right about the Oceans movies.