Stephen Lynch - Big Fat Friend

[TheRisenAthena]

3:28 My personal demon

[Magitithefox]

3:25 all caps rage lol

[XxMrMinecraftGuyxX]

"Hold on I'm gunu fuck the fat off this bitch" XD Killed me!!!

[ICPfuckingrules]

6 people are that Big Fat Fuckin Friend!!!!

[w0wzorlicious]

2:01 does anybody else hear "assholes" ?

[Gecs54]

Now baby baby baby if it's boots you wanna knock. Leave your chubby friend at home because she's gonna block the COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! LOL XD That part killed me.

[SorrowfulLesson]

When I go out with skinny friends- I bring my own date. Let them search the nasty bars and clubs for someone to go home with- I come prepared! Woot!

[MrClydeTV]

@SorrowfulLesson "i bring my own date" a bucket of chicken is not a date

[SorrowfulLesson]

@MrClydeTV

Apparently you've never been clubbing with a bucket of chicken.

[ddoneal123]

im literally that non descrimintating friend.... i have to be ashamed............. and also the designated driver fmllllll.... in the ass

[Gonzalodark2]

@ddoneal123 GO FUCK THEIR FAT! you glorious wingman xD

[VolatileChe]

i literally am that friend... and im not ashamed

[CommanderC7]

@VolatileChe you should be...

[MrClydeTV]

@VolatileChe should be

[deathswatch1]

uploaded on 2 Apr 2009 and its now 5 Jan 2012 and old 6 big fat friends disliked this :)

[Drackoac123]

whos the opening act now beyaaatch!

[starmano34]

i just realized, i'm the non-discriminating friend.

[Slix991]

Who's the opening act now Biatch! LOL!!!!

[logisysmax20]

Why did Stephen start laughing? 

[andy90roxy]

'Least now we know the reason why abduction and rape has become so popular....it's the big fat friend.

[A7XjohnA7X]

" SO WHAT IF YOUR A COW! ILL FUCK YOU ANYHOW!" Lmao the best

[medora78]

5 people are the big fat friend.

[RonnieFitzy]

hahahahahhahah best thing ever !!! 

[MeV2100]

the other "top coment is when she calls u bff think about :)

[darcy92681]

Who's the opening act now biatch?!

[milordo]

5 people didn't drink enough jager



[71klynch]

@SorrowfulLesson no when he laughed he spit into his partners face

[XxTreetailxX]

XD I'm what's considered a big fat friend, and I approve this song XD ( though I am losing weight :p )

[GoBrownCelticsPats]

What happened at 1:50

[SorrowfulLesson]

@GoBrownCelticsPats

Supposedly fat chicks have deep, manly voices. Stephen exploits this, and makes everyone bug out- including himself lmao

[STR33TM0NKZ]

lol



[wolf20678]

press 8 for barking

[SniperGuytars]

4 people ARE the big fat friend

[SniperGuytars]

4 people ARE the bid fat friend

[Dreamercatcher]

There really always is a big fat friend, ive seen it!

[chase123devine]

4 people never got any Lager.



[McDougal88]

anyone know the guitar chords?

[Nekomatix]

@McDougal88 a-mol , D - dur , G- dur , and F-dur on 5th fret as barre then move hand to 3rd one... red is just getting rhytms / fingers right . I'm too drunk to explain everything...

[Wulfik666]

2:00 some one said ASSHOLES lol

[240gunnerdave36]

his name must be ethan ha ha inside joke

[Blueconnor]

so what if ur a cow! i'll fuck u anyhow!!! - best line

[DeathMinnion]

hahaha, YES!



[shamwoww]

SO FUNNY WHEN HE MAKES THE OTHER DUDE SQUIRT BEER OUT OF HIS NOSE!

[cptkillerx01]

we walk along... back to her hotel room

and we start to really get it on...

but as we start enjoying our little private time

her best friend walks in alone

shes drunk as hell she smiles as shes looking

trying to catch a glimpse of me..

and in the end what i was planning 2 for

just coudnt help but become 3..

[XxTreetailxX]

Ah so THAT'S why they don't take me to bars any more XD jk jk

[rachel15821]

Rofl Stephens face at 1:26 :)

[rachel15821]

" i know he smells of whisky and he's had a couple of rounds but with every shot of Jager hey you lose a couple of pounds!!!" fucking epic :)

[MrDeathslayerr]

@rachel15821 He said *Yager* im prety sure

[glynhoyland]

@MrDeathslayerr DYOU NOT KNOW WHAT JAGER IS?!

[MrDeathslayerr]

@glynhoyland My mom drinks *Yager*

[MrDeathslayerr]

@glynhoyland Also i u might be right and im misspelling it

[themaninthetrilby]

@MrDeathslayerr As in Jagermeister?

[MrDeathslayerr]

@themaninthetrilby Probably its just how its said i thought it was yager but it prob is jager

[HappyIsFleeting]

@MrDeathslayerr Actually its Jägermeister pronnounced "Y aa ger my ster"

[bait668]

1:26 there is always one he's right about that

[ThePeregrinestar]

Reminds me of Carlos Mencia's speech about friendship. XD

[DarkRick2014]

Lone wolf blows dick

[LONEWOLFIE658]

@DarkRick2014 awwww u cant say a bad word it comes up as stars sux 4 u

[HappyIsFleeting]

I have a bff but she considers me her brother. I always get stuck with the brother role... -_-

[LONEWOLFIE658]

@HappyIsFleeting sux for u

[HappyIsFleeting]

@LONEWOLFIE658 No need to rub it in jackass

[LONEWOLFIE658]

@HappyIsFleeting well i am

[shadowwolf204]

@HappyIsFleeting Yeah, well..try introducing a girl to your best friend and she ends up dating him. Lol. And even though they didn't work out, she's still not interested.

[HappyIsFleeting]

@shadowwolf204 Im sorry dude :\

[shadowwolf204]

@HappyIsFleeting Lol. No worries. I gots me another girl, and I'm happy with her. :)

[shadowwolf204]

@HappyIsFleeting No worries, I got me a girl. And I'm damn happy with her. :)

[Tamwyn65]

@shadowwolf204

glad to hear it! hope u too have a good life!

wishing u the best of luck,

Tamwyn

[shadowwolf204]

@Tamwyn65 Thanks, man. Or woman. I can't tell over the internet, sorry.

[Tamwyn65]

@shadowwolf204

im a dude.

and ur welcome

[Tamwyn65]

@shadowwolf204

oh dude that sucks ass!

i know excatcly what ur talkin about..... well not exactly but ive been in your shoes. its not a good feeling. but dont worry. itll come around.

its like fishing. u cast out the bait, reel it in,and if u lose one or not " get a bite" dont worry. be patient. ull find the perfect catch soon enough. i know i did

[YlicecLyric]

2:04 - "Who's the opening act now, bee-ootch!"

ROFL

[werewolfgirl1able]

COME HERE YOU BUCKET XD

[MrSangsanga]

Stephen Lynch feat Lars Ulrich

[ownagemasterfull]

teich seemed a little insane for a second...

[TREVMAC44]

The title of the song is "She Got A Smile." Stephen says so himself... the person who uploaded this song named it "Big Fat Friend."

[HappyIsFleeting]

@TREVMAC44 It changes every night of the tour. the offical name is Big fat friend

[demonlord87]

Im the Non-discriminating friend too XD

[EmmortalKnight]

i just notcied something he spit in the other guys eye

[OKaysional]

@EmmortalKnight Um... when?

[FatedGaming]

@EmmortalKnight No he didn't. He took a swig too fast and foam went into his eye.

[EmmortalKnight]

@FatedGaming yea he did look closley at the beiing

[EmmortalKnight]

when i listed to this song i had to go look up all of his other songs

[DustyForgotten]

Tyke scares me sometimes...

[ElectricalMuse]

Oh my god

[H3r0d0tus]

if your a female with a really hot friend i think we all know what that makes you...

[MrInfiniteswagger]

3 hot girl disliked this and tried to hug their hate away and made a Big Fat Friend

[PraiseOdin]

the top two comments should meet lol

[V3n0M7734]

@PraiseOdin Now I don't know what the top two comments are.

[Dark6Matter9Master]

@PraiseOdin

This is me trying to figure out who the toher top comment was...

[vanNessaB6]

My soon to be hubby showed me this lovely song. He said he had to deal with my big fat friend... Since I heard the song I can't get the fucking song out of my head. Yet its so funny I think I will just keep sing it away!

Stephen Lynch is the shit!

[MegaDeadpool100]

Listen to this sing Every Friday. \m/

[oppstoppersnopp]

@ghraskull @RikkytheCoolKat The two top comments should date..

[vanNessaB6]

@oppstoppersnopp Read that comment and omg I spit out my pop when I read that couldn't stop laughing!!

[PuananiLove]

HOLD ON! I'm gonna fuck the fat off this bitch!! Aaahahahaha XD

Fuckin funny as hell!! =D

C'mere fatty!! bahahaha

[TREVMAC44]

"Who's the opening act now? Biatch!"

[kevinj1010]

his eyes at 2:10 hahahaha.

[superalex94]

Now back to the G0:00D part!

[ProClixx]

only 2 dislikes its prolly fat girls HAHA

[Firestarlover1]

ima nondiscriminating friend

[CeasarDracul]

0:00 restart

[zDriizy]

Next time your friend calls you her BFF really think what that means.....

[VictorVonFox]

@zDriizy butt fuker forever!!

[batmanfan21000]

*drunk* not joke



[batmanfan21000]

son of bitch cockblocker i was so close she wasn't even joke wwhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[sand0rclegan3]

Fold this in half and I'll fuck that! Anything! What the fuck are the feeding you! Hilarious!

[jizzae101]

2 people are the big fat friend

[wakeboredable]

awsome (:

[bait668]

oh god there's always one well there always is

[BoredInternetSurfer]

3 words... Oh My God... adding a fourth... AMAZING

[stillpulseXistrolln]

SO WHAT THAT YOUR A COW!!! I'LL F**K YOU ANYHOW!!

waitaminute 0.o

[KannaShiso]

who's the opening act now beeoooooootch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muahahahahaa

[CANADIA666EHH]

"anything, what the fuck are they feeding you"

[BlackRoseImmortal]

Oh my God it's Stephen Lynch and Lars Ulrich!

[classicsfan94]

Fold this in half and ill fuck it, best line ever

[ghraskull]

im the non discriminating friend :D

[Redblackk42]

@ghraskull You too?

[DjJadeMoon13]

@ghraskull Giggity XD



[jorayx]

@ghraskull EVERY GUY NEEDS ONE!

They actually need a non-discriminating friend night at the clubs. -3- they take so many bullets

[ghraskull]

hey the second verse of this song is bout me :O

[WendyNotSwendy]

The two people who disliked this are probably big fat friends

[plszuts]

Love it when he sings "she's gonna block the coooooooooooock" :D

[barbwirelove]

thumbs if you have ever been the non-discriminating friend

[ipeebrick]

1:40 made me roflmao forever

[NewSnipers]

Thumbs up If This Man Is a Stoner !!

[12345678913601]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY FEEDIN YOU

i pissed my pants



[CocoaBear67]

lol love the big fat.... deep voice thingy

[UnnyGorey]

I am the big fat friend... And I love this song!

[JDingera]

another shot of jager and you'll lose a couple pounds

[myboombox2]

@JDingera "with every shot of jager yeah you lose a couple pounds"

[lizzybear89]

2 people are the fat friend.

[unevensymmetry]

2 people are somebody's big fat friend...

[OceanLily]

....kind of awkward to watch with your big fat friend sitting next to you. Much better to watch with your slutty friend instead!

[aaronrobinson4]

"FOLD THIS IN HALF AND ILL FUCK THAT!"

[popstar1300]

2 people are the fat friend

[klimtZ23]

OH GOD THERE'S ALWAYS ONE

[bait668]

thumbs up if you've ever been in that situation

[239642]

i love this song even though i AM that "big fat friend" . . . ☼

[RockerOfTheSocks]

He reminds me of Jim Carrey xD

[zenic11]

lol last comment

Stephen lynch:I've seen them do it. its beautiful!!

[zenic11]

DISNEY TOOK ONE AND BROADWAY TOOK THE OTHER.

[LuukVNL]

with every shot of Jäger you lose a couple of pounds.

[XxMrMinecraftGuyxX]

i love the way he says "OH GOD THERE'S ALWAYS ONE!!!"

[CitizenZero00]

what the fuck are they feedin' Ya...C'MON!!

[DivineTengoku]

2 ugly friends dont like this

[JustThatDamnFunny100]

whos the opening act now biotch????? lol!

[XxMrMinecraftGuyxX]

oh oh wait YOU come here, im gunnu fuck the fat off of this bitch XD dude that was awesome

[robdaful]

Just remember if you haven't got a big fat friend you are the big fat friend.

[sp33dzer0]

even guys have that big fat friend :D

[RuinsofWar]

@sp33dzer0 But the our big fat friends don't cock block us, they support us.

[zanegrey95]

OH GOD THERES ALWAYS ONE !!!!

Love That xD

[LeaderoftheAwesomes]

Stephen's "just gonna back away now" face when Mark has his moment

[zannessafan116]

XD 

[imawesome47]

1:58

What happened to the guy? lmao, i've watched this so many times and can't figure out what happened to him.

[cagedsexybeast]

@imawesome47 I'm not entirely sure, but I think the funny voice Stephen does makes him laugh and choke on a mouthful of beer.

[gravyboatK]

Best anti-fattie song ever!!!

[activerealtor]

i dont think there has ever been a better song written about a duff!!!!!

[rath223]

2:13 :D

[klined]

damn, i was on drugs

[camerondaugaard]

2 people are the big fat friends :P

[mrboomboombop]

the faces he make they make you laugh even more. hahahahahahahahahaha

[Zthompson2011]

One always needs a wing man

[nn3usn]

lmao this happened to my friend last night hahaha

[Tannerwhatnow]

@nn3usn So which one are you, the non-discriminating friend, the big fat friend, the hot one, or Stephen Lynch?

[jfiser934]

one of the greatest funny songs of all time and it touches on a great subject

[MollieGibbons]

The one dislike is the friend :) <3 Good Song

[myworldisntcrazy]

"I've seen him do it, it's beautiful!" lol

[lfgubrs]

Its funny cause its true xD

[Drew0000]

"so what if you're a cow....I'll fuck you anyhow" :P

[aciddrops12901]

<3 this is the greatest

[david2k6murphy]

one person was the big fat friend



[TheVickyVick]

Now that is friendship!!! Never, ever will you see a girl screw a big fat guy to make sure that her friend gets laid. If anything we lure them away with a snickers or something. I don't know how men do it, nor am I sure I really want to. 0_0 (scary thoughts)

[IWKILLALL]

@TheVickyVick Because there is always one friend who will do anything with anything when really drunk..

[TheVickyVick]

@IWKILLALL Thank you!!! I think!?!