Seinfeld Elaine Benes

[POLOAZTECA]

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! Every character got something special, and I mean every character, even the secondary actors that not necesarily appear on every episode! LOVE EM ALL... MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER!

[drlee2]

I love Jerry's initial reaction, kind of thinking about it bobbing his head from side to side! LOL

[liz326522]

"Oh, ...it be." lol.

[PSWshock]

This kid posted this hilarious song about wanting to bang Elaine. It's full of lots of pretty funny/obscure Seinfeld references. It's probably not for the really easily offended. . It's called "I want to f**k you Elaine Benes". His page is under the name mrdeemang

[PSWshock]

Funny as hell. This kid wrote this song about wanting to bang Elaine. Funny if you are a Seinfeld nut.

[Pihasanddunes1]

Classic. I think my favourite Elaine moment was all of them.

[1danrobbins]

I love her voice in this take.

[laksjd4545]

One of the best. I also like the one where she tries on a dress and walks outside to see her reflection in windows because the store's mirrors are "false reflecting" people skinnier than they are, then when the shopkeeper accuses her of having walked outside she says, "That is preposterous!"

[kisstang21]

Reverse the question/scene ~~~ What if Elaine showed him her hairy brown bush instead???

[ast3rix84]

"Oh it be "

[MUFC127]

I'd lick her pussy until my tongue fell off.

[cursedlemon]

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[Shatamx]

2:10

[tigerwoodz100]

LOVE THIS WOMAN !!!!

[DOGLUV007]

Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

[DOGLUV007]

This is a funny episode. Kramer gets it on the first simple line....LOL!!! Elaines, facial epressions on the shows, When she grabbed that girl across the counter to find out about JFk liking her.  All four of the characters had some very special moments and times!!!!

[Paulajoe]

God, this was funny - haven't seen this episode in a while!!

[NightRyder101]

so damn hot

[kisstang21]

Oh I wouldn't either!! Interesting to think about tho!!! Lol

[kisstang21]

QUESTION???~ Reverse it.....So what if Elaine showed him her hairy bush???? Would that be ok or no???

[vincevega0]

@kisstang21 It would be...(breathe breathe on glasses)...okay.

[bahello]

@kisstang21 i wouldnt complain ^_^

[GoofyGuitar68]

hahahaha! definately one of my favorite elaine moments ever.

[derarnouneims]

This same thing actually happened to me. We were talking sitting in his car and suddenly..he took IT OUT. I asked if he could take me home. I gotta say he left a big question mark in my mind. Never saw him again.

[moo7chi7ld]

Thank you very much for posting.My other favorite is when Mr Pitt got the ink on his face and looked like hitler, and gave the speech to the board "we will annex Poland ......and our stock will rise!"", while making the salute

[swadams2]

Part of what makes this show funny is the quality of the acting and this scene is a perfect example. I haven't seen the entire series, but this scene is my favorite so far.

[bobc923]

I love how it takes a while for Jerry to understand, but Kramer gets it immediately. Classic clip

[Keemer1964]

George has figured it the best

[bobc923]

Not only is Julia Louis Dreyfuss hot, but her voice is sexy as hell, too.

[GigawingsVideo]

I prefer the one where her date call her big head, it was also hilarious.

[kisstang21]

Elaine shoulda returned the gesture and showed him her hairy brown bush!

[elvistheeldorado]

ok, i have watched this scene many times and if you watch the beginning carefully, you can see that the moment in which the guy "took it out," he and Elaine WERE involved in an "amorous..." as Jerry questioned her about. So, her account to Jerry is not entirely accurate. I'm not condoning such behavior, just want to point out that you have to be careful when you listen to someone's verbal account of an event that took place between two people in which there were no witnesses. Still funny tho!

[MrBuch169169]

George's response to this was wonderful.

[DisneyClassicsFan]

Kramer's reaction----PRICELESS;))



[soulshaker205]

One of my favorite scenes!

[lonogugeadult]

Yes Sir EE Bob!

[cambio30]

One of my favorite Seinfeld moments. 

[cambio30]

One of my favorite Seinfeld moments

[barcrrt]

From the best show ever....one of the best scenes ever! Thank God for the SEINFELD show!

[mindsaglowin]

My favorite Elaine is the Little Jerry Seinfeld fighting rooster episode: "Jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning; I'm at a cock fight.; what am I clinging to?"

[petey8887]

This is my all-time favourite Kramer response. It's the defining one in my opinion.

[MontrealGirl514]

I swear this happened to me in real life- twice! Anyone else beside me and Elaine?

[bserusha]

@MontrealGirl514

I'm a guy and it has happened to me (i took it out). But it my defense the girl had her head on my shoulder and she smelled very good. That's when it happened.

[MontrealGirl514]

@bserusha ha! no way... thanks for being open about it :)

I suppose you do have a good defense....

One of the guys was German (it happened in Germany), so I thought it might be a cultural thing. It was like the 3rd date....

The other guy was French...hmmm, maybe it IS a European thing? May I ask where you're from? lol :)

[bserusha]

@MontrealGirl514

I am american. I was also drunk at the time.

[TittyTittyBangBangXX]

My favorite is when she goes ."Fake number??  BLIMEY!!!!"

[hfrancoe]

can you blame a guy for wanting a goodnight bj? lol

[rgarcia77]

"Oh, it be!"

[abviolin2]

I like the part where George says to Elaine, "I always thought you two [Elaine and Jerry] would get back together." And she says, "Well, that's because you're an idiot.

(George did not say "Elaine and Jerry".)

[jrmetmoi]

Oh yes this was One. Of. The. Best. Next to the 'no masturbating for a week or whatever' bet episode which was legendary! LOL

[789123456789]

LOL HER FACE!!!

[knarisa]

Yes Siree, Bob

[sr71tr1]

how could that be....OH IT BE !!!!

[chopinsky1810]

The timing of this scene is brilliant

[neoshake]

A shining example of fine comedy writing. Not a single word out of place. 

[MegaCoreMagnetizer]

I have 3 tickets to Seinfeld live in Oslo in July next year. Going with some friends. Gonna LMFAO hahahah.

[MyNate007]

Lol

[somewhatlongdong]

I appreciate it when a guy pulls it out.

[HappyHawaiinSauce]

Ok so did the guy like pull "it" out of his pants or did he just get an erection. To be honest i dont get it fully

[Darkulla]

@HappyHawaiinSauce

he took... it.. out

[HappyHawaiinSauce]

@Darkulla was he expecting a blowjob or something?

[themirrorsofmymind]

@Darkulla he took IT out?

[MrBlueBerry4201]

@Darkulla id take it out for her ; ) lol jk

[ninjayang]

@Darkulla Well they were involved in some sort of amorous...

[UNSCForwardUntoDawn]

@HappyHawaiinSauce See, Kramer got it straight away. :-P

[santatigerclaus]

@HappyHawaiinSauce - i believe he had it pulled out cuz it was too dark in the car to see a sheathed woody- besides , @ 2:50 she said "he took it out" - i fell on the floor when i saw this episode

[jrmetmoi]

@HappyHawaiinSauce Oh well, it be! LOL  xD

[multiplemiggsss]

@HappyHawaiinSauce she clearly says he took it out. meaning he took his penis out of his pants.

[cambio30]

@HappyHawaiinSauce

He took his penis out for her to see. Do you get it fully now? :)

[HappyHawaiinSauce]

@cambio30 huh... I guess that's where Democrat Anthony Wiener got his idea.

[goaram]

@HappyHawaiinSauce

what part of "took it out" you don't get ?!

[canihasusernamepls]

Maybe it needed some air?

[WantedDr]

Kramer at 2:13 LOL!

[bserusha]

"yes sir-ri bob"

[ixcuincle]

Oh, it be.

[stimpp]

elaine ordered to record kramers stories for peterman

[am221]

It? It. Out? Out.

[jonimueller]

My favorite is George's epiphany, "I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought about taking mine off!"

[PeterHBne1]

That really is fucking funny. i cant start on all the tiny bits that are funny. Fucking funny in totality. God love and bless this this show.

[seinout]

I may, just may tip this to be one of the best scenes in Seinfeld... really. BTW elaine is so so so so so so soooooo so so so SEXY!

[EliraSTAR1]

my fave moment when shes at the party and she goes : 'maybe the dingo ate you baby!'

[FelixPrismus]

Maybe he needed some air!

[ElaineImSpongeworthy]

I think Kramer reaction sums that scene up ha-ha so funny!

[MrJesusthesungod]

Instaclassic!!!

[SumNJFella]

lool 2:10 Kramer comprehended instantly what Elaine ment by "he took it out" lool.

[rememberthediamonds]

I love how Kramer knows immediately what's up.

[iremythpurr]

@rememberthediamonds

who just pulls that out? does that really happen on dates?

Its happened at the busstop...but on dates?

[rememberthediamonds]

@iremythpurr You've never seen it pulled out? Not much seventh grade sex for you back then? I'll have to fill you in.

[givemecoffeeok]

such a good scene

[lovehorseback]

This is soooo funny :):) i fell out of my chair laughing

[mexiweze]

kramer's response: CLASSIC!!!

[mrhowardb]

I have to be brutal in my honesty, as a black man I used to think that Seinfeld couldn't be funny, would not be funny and there is no way I could possible relate to it. I could not have been more WRONG and now I hate I missed out on it while it was actually being aired week to week...Funny is funny, black, Jew, red or brown..

[IronManOfficialguy]

@mrhowardb Even after the whold michael richards thing?

[webnut808]

One of my favourite moments is when Elaine tells Jerry that Krammer has seen her naked.

[nadhya37]

what number of episode is? It's so funny!

[nadhya37]

what number of episode is? It's so funny!

[leafyutube]

I once took it out and it all worked out.

[goenigoegoe83]

"Oh it be" LOL!!!

[ravensrock86]

needed air lmao

[JoeU54]

her best moment on the show, no doubt!

great post

[Franciscan26]

LOL, I love how Kramer knows exactly what Elaine is talking about and Jerry has to get clarification. LOL!!!

[ufetito]

BEGRIOT. mirate este, mejor escena de elaine para mi

[MissGreenDay7]

My favorite scene of hers is "Why does it shrink?"

[mentzike]

HE TOOK IT OUT!! LOL;-))))

[klwewf]

As usual, George comes through w/ the best response!

[ledawg1138]

A really underrated comic beauty. She's hot and funny. Simply put.

[kountzac]

whats her real name?

[NightLaz]

google IT

[txdemon666]

She is so hot. I love her.

[henrymakepeace]

2:19 ROFLMAO

[bigheatover]

lets face it julia is gorgeous i love her to bits

[SharksKid]

I love her quirkiness....."oh it be", "yes indeedy", etc. etc. lol.

[HellsAngels2001]

damn julias legs yum lol

[shelleyk80LoveClub]

the 'he took...IT..out" is the best clip out of all of this

[sliceitup07]

How can this be?

Oh it be.

[invadr1]

the no sex dumb Ealine episode was better

[peggysue42]

I love elane when she says

"..oh quite.." and ....

"oh it be!" lol hiarious...fucken shit i love this cast

[shelleyk80LoveClub]

hell yeah.. I've had this happen. lmao

[Parrotcare101]

I like the "Gammy" phone episode!

[DEADKISS17]

THANK YOU!!!

This is my FAVORITE ONE!!

[b4nia]

So you were talking. You're having a pleasent conversation. Then all of a sudden.

It?

It!

Out?

Out!

[Coastergeekperson04]

I though that Elaine would be talking about something other than what everybody else thought "it" would mean.

[tonybonetti]

ohhhh the date.. the date. how was it? interesting, lmfao this is hilarious. he took HUH HUH it OUT.

[biggayal51]

I love it!

[maltretownik]

Jaki durny amerykański szajs, chyba juz nasze debilne graczyki były lepsze, żal

[curdle1]

yay hungarian!!!

i can recognize it, but not read it

[maltretownik]

nope, polish

[DaniRuAkavaty]

" Oh it be "

[Houndentenor1998]

I love when I see the whites of her eyes when he takes "it out"

[SpliffyFloyd]

This is Marx Brothers level shit. Better than the best of Woody Allen.

[boppy20082007]

He took HA HA it OUT!! LMAFO

[nicfriendly]

my favorite: the summer of george...'you got a swing your arms'.....'you mean like this?" It's my all time fav! molly shannon

[WhyYouLittle05]

Yes sirree bob.

[elinskaja]

This is my favourite Seinfeld moment. It's hilarious!

[baitass]

i'd take out my 9 inch monster for elaine

[heresthadude1080]

*regurgitates*

[CowboyBebop262]

God, to me this is like the most underrated Seinfeld scene in the entire series.

I mean, how ironic is it that Kramer would be so astute to catch what Elaine was talking the first time and it took Jerry like two minutes?

[Darkulla]

my thoughts exactly :)

[heresthadude1080]

Kramer's got experience in this kind of thing; he tried it once.

[JJFZ3000]

@CowboyBebop262

It's because Kramer doesn't know Phil, whereas Jerry knows about Phil and didn't believe that Phil would do that.

[dbc616]

@CowboyBebop262 yeah this is probably one of the most underrated Seinfeld episodes as well.

[izzy123lola321]

Hahahaha!! Good stuff!

"It?", "It." "out?", "out?"

"Yes sir-ey bob!"

"There was no mistaking it?" "jerry.." hahaha

My fave Elaine moments are every time she says "Helllooo" haha

When she orders from the soup nazi

When she and Jerry are watcing tv and she says "Lookit, naked people!"

The christmas card that got her that name "nip"

And the LITTE KICKS DANCE!! Sweet fancy moses!

[oohhbarracuda]

"he took it out..."

classic

[meg7m]

'oh, it be.' lol.....

'maybe he needed some air'...lololololol

[meg7m]

lol... lol...... amazing episode... one of the first i ever saw of seinfeld.. my fav moment of elaine's would have to be when she gives jerry a few minutes to 'save the friendship'...lol..in the episode called the mango...

i also love when elaine begs jerry for sex in the abstinence to cure her stupidity.lol..

and who can forget laney's dancing in 'the little kicks'? XD

but this is definitely one of the best .....thanks for the upload.:)

[Darkulla]

glad you enjoyed it, thanks for your comments!

[nonchallant1]

How could this be?

"Oh it 'Be'"

LOL

[celaya4ever]

She is amazing in skirt, I couldn´t believe that she wore those clothes in the 90´s. All this before she wears jeans for The New Adventures of Old Christine (the new milenium). Also, she was hilarious in dress.

[HaleyShmaley]

lol classic.

[jgriffent]

LOL ive never seen this one..

[nordrassil1]

This is amazing! I've never seen this episode! Hilarious.  :)

[taytaos]

"He Took ha ha It Out" ha ha ha ha

[themirrorsofmymind]

@taytaos 'He took 'it' out?"

[themirrorsofmymind]

@taytaos 'He took 'what' out?"