CTHULHU VS GOD IN HD

[jo1italianstyle]

God win

[crauzzer1]

esa mamada ubier estado mas reñida la pelea jajaja

[Voraxith]

I disagree with the outcome of this video. First, Cthulhu is considerably larger than that, and is considerably more powerful than that strange white-robed bearded fellow with a balloon. Cthulhu, god of the cosmos = wins. :) Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

[shadownja]

@Voraxith god<cthulu<blob

[matjacks100]

Now does anyone really believe in this squid face or is it just a joke, because wasn't he just something an author thought up?

[jamaikaboy44444]

@matjacks100 yes there are people that believe in "this squid face".

it´s like the bible ^^ somebody writes a story and some people think it´s real it ^^

[matjacks100]

@jamaikaboy44444 Alright, thanks for the feedback. I just think it's funny of all things to believe in people choose the evil overlord who's suppose to destroy the world.

[ThrillaSkill]

instant mute!!!!!

[5maralax5]

Did you record this with a high quality potato/toaster?

[whoopswrongboard]

You want a REALLY good fight? God vs. Vampire.

[VlogFardy]

Let the fingers hit the mute.....

Let the fingers hit the mute.....

Let the fingers hit the mute.....

Let the fingers hit the *BUMBUM* MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTttttt­ttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[BoobDickShit13]

i call bullshit god dosent exist so he loses

[Unisaur64]

Wow guys, raging about who would win in a fight between the dieties of two different idealogies ?

Strangely, the Cthulhu camp is entirely convinced that they're better.

You do realise that no matter what side you're on, your chosen God doesn't really reward you for your pious defending of their honour ?

I'm not even go into the existence of either, seeing as @MalevolentAnarchist seems to be in full swing as the douche.

[TheDesign79]

STOP FUCKING USING THIS SONG FOR EVERY YOUTUBE VIDEO EVER!!!

[MrMattyboy19]

Like/Dislike bar = lightsaber :)

[LulzBat]

Average atheist mentality aka that of a 12 year old.

[CodyOfTheWarzone]

Obviously this is just a game, cuz in real life, Cthulhu would kick God's ass in a second.

[skylanderswhirlwind]

let the fingure hit the mute let the fingure hit the mute let the fingure hit the MUTEEEE

[iceyangel1144]

Am I the only person left in the world who enjoys this song?

[fearproductions110]

@iceyangel1144 Ok the song is good, BUT is overused. Therefore it gets annoying.

[suckapunch565]

I FIND OFFENSE IN THIS VIDEO.

[TheFancyMoustache]

This is obviously satire.

Your false god could not defeat the one who slumbers.

[helpful123456789]

let the bodies hit the MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

[darkblood626]

Cthulhu forgot his chariot of iron

[BrockbeBreezy]

Preposterous! It would be a tie, at least!

[camotristan]

Let the bodies hit the floor...

Let the bodies hit the floor...

Let the bodies hit the floor...

Let the finger hit the...MUTE!!!!

[AxelFiregon]

Hum, HD

[SoICanHaveThisName]

Let the finger hit the mute

Let the finger hit the mute

Let the finger hit the mute

Let the finger hit the.. MMMMUUUUUTTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!

[formless777]

The God of the Jews is Hastur the Unspeakable... hence the blasphemy of using his true name.

Jesus is his tattered messenger.

Hastur too seeks to devour humanity, hence all the Bible references where God refers to humans variously as wheat to be reaped, grapes to be crushed, and sheep.

Hastur is a god of Shepherds too.

[Chubbypunch01]

Stand up for youtubes national anthem!

[yuzhuhiko]

God rules!

[MultiFaTaL10]

@MalevolentAnarchist dude....realy god layed the smackethdown on that bitch your just mad that cthulhu smells better than ur girls cooch

[MalevolentAnarchist]

@MultiFaTaL10 And you're just jelly because I know the difference between the usage of "your" and "you're" and because I can actually get a bitch, unlike a pathetic scintilla of vaginal vomit like yourself.

[MultiFaTaL10]

@MalevolentAnarchist dude your ugly as fuck xD

[LaLamanKris]

@MultiFaTaL10 i know right lol

[MultiFaTaL10]

@LaLamanKris TROLLOLOL

[Brandt761]

@MalevolentAnarchist I'ä Ryleh, I'ä C'thuna

[WhiteTiger950]

@MalevolentAnarchist God exists.

[LaLamanKris]

@WhiteTiger950 Yes he does no one stands a chance against him

[MalevolentAnarchist]

@LaLamanKris Mighty Cthulhu need not fear the blasphemous creation of his subjects; you shall all pay for straying the path, and God won't be there to save you.

[LaLamanKris]

@MalevolentAnarchist I really don't care what you think im a Christian and im proud of it i will not let you spoil my life so back off

[MalevolentAnarchist]

@LaLamanKris You're a Christian because you're obviously too weak to handle the reality that there is no afterlife, nor any higher being that administers justice to all, and that we are all nothing but products of a series of random cosmic events that have slowly lead to the creation of planets and eventually life, as evidenced by your comment that my non-Christian views have to potential to, "spoil your life."

[LaLamanKris]

@MalevolentAnarchist no one cares about what you think man i believe what i believe and i believe no one can bitch to me so FUCK OFF!

[LaLamanKris]

@MalevolentAnarchist i am invincible to u

[LaLamanKris]

@MalevolentAnarchist also GO to fucking hell man i dont care

[MalevolentAnarchist]

@WhiteTiger950 HA! That unfounded statement merely epitomizes the harsh truth that us "cultists" see more clearly than those who claim to have "God" on their side. God is merely an explanation for that which humans lack the capability to understand. You would be rendered insane should you catch even a glimpse of Mighty Cthulhu, the Truth, he who could annihilate all mankind through merely an unconscious twitch, for whom we are all only worthy as appetizers when he consumes all reality.

[mysteriosupafan]

i seen more hd on a poly station haha



[ambrosece]

Like bar looks like a light saber.

[ambrosece]

Like bar looks like a lightsaber.

[countrypuppylover14]

hd aka 240p

[RobotronicRaptor]

Quick question, what is cthulu, what is he from?

[KimberlyGoreHound]

@RobotronicRaptor Cthulhu is a sea dwelling god, not quite overtly evil, but closer to chaotic. Seeing him will drive you insane, and you will likely not survive. He was created by HP Lovecraft. Google it for more info.

[thadreazie]

@KimberlyGoreHound well, he's not native to the sea, and he doesn't really dwell there; he's sort of dead / sleeping there. R'lyeh is down there somewhere in it's indeterminate location of non-euclidean glory. I guess he's a god.. and an alien.. and a wizard.. monster.. dragon / octopus / humanoid / mountain-that-moves kind of guy. But, I basically agree. Lovecraft probably favors him as an amoral and chaotic entity... Derleth would pose that he is indeed overtly evil. He'd def eath god tho

[thadreazie]

@RobotronicRaptor first appearing in the H.P. Lovecraft short story called The Call of Cthulhu

[MalevolentAnarchist]

@thadreazie OH R'LYEH???

[Poodleinacan]

Shoggoth owns, also.

[Rullaruntisanden]

Cthulhu have gods for breakfast...

[kirielvids]

wrong. cthulhu would win.

[valeforedark]

Fynmarr . Still exactly the same biological mass . We all still rot. All cells still die and fester. All body cells still rot the same, as all trees grow and die. All is equal. All will perish

[ruesseldigdig]

so many dislikes because god have won!

[tsofan2000]

well, that settles that debate



[lliatto]

como se llama esta cancion!?!?!

[rubberchickenzilla]

scribblenauts or super scribblenauts

[KorruptedCell]

That fight was fixed. I disagree.

[m82sniper99]

Hear "Bodies"

Dislike video

[Loki5Thousand]

nnnoooooooooooooooooooo Cthulhu

[valeforedark]

in the end no one wins. under the sun we all rot together with absolute biological equality

[Fynmarr]

@valeforedark Actually, fat people will supply more biomass.

[Traumweite]

The entire fight is unrealistic. Everybody knows, that there is only one god. Cthulhu fhtagn!

[Nagneto]

At least Cthulhu has the courtesy to kill you quickly (via eating you) and isn't a sadistic prick. LAME.

[imtoobeasty99]

What's rock thats a good heavy metal song!!

[TheGreatStarkiller]

Let The bodies hit the- MUTE!

[Whitellama11]

Damn you people, you really think someone's NOT a troll when they drag religious debate into a crappy video game clip comment section?

[HugAcreeper12]

Einstein said you couldn't exceed the speed of light....Well Einstein didn't see how fast i clicked the mute button...

[unZABable]

People need to stop portraying God as an old man. Man has been shaping God into it's own image and it twists everything. God is a vast infinite spirit full of unending love, tremendous power, amazing gracefulness, and numerous other things. If God willed it, He could obliterate everything by simply speaking. Compared to God, Cthulhu is a fly. Though, God does not abuse His power and is merciful. When you tremble at the sound of thunder, that is only a small sample of His power. Keep that in mind

[CinaedDelaney]

@unZABable

People need to stop insisting that there is a god. If he was full of unending love, there would be no war.

God was an idea, shaped by humans very long ago, not the other way around. When people believed that there was an omnipotent master behind everything, who could judge him for what he had done, (even if no other human could), it forced ignorant people who believed in it, to watch how they behaved.

[AnimalJihad23]

@CinaedDelaney

Actually it was quite exactly one human.

[VOLKHVORONOVICH]

@CinaedDelaney Yeah, the problem about war isn't that God isn't full of unendiing love. The problem is that human [?] beings aren't full of unending love. I'm sure your ideas are clever [I've had my own variations on those themes] but do those ideas answer all your questions? Are you truly at peace? Are you assured of a wondrous, unbelievable, unspeakably joyful destiny? Or is the only thing you can be sure of is an earth filled grave, and are you really okay with that?

[AltitudeF22]

@VOLKHVORONOVICH Remember what it was like before you were born? No?

Why do you think it will be any different after you die? I know! if you are guaranteed such a wonderful paradise when you die, why don't you just kill yourself right now, save yourself the hassle of dying from, oh, I don't know, heart disease, Stroke, cancer, respiratory infections, car crash, tsunami, earthquake, other natural disaster.... so you can have some quality time with your God of unending Love and tolerance?

[MrCalib96]

This is contradictory as cthulhu is god.

[AH900112]

That song is for babies

[wolfbane378]

@AH900112 I completely read that in Heavy's voice.

[michaelwg123]

no one likes this song to over used

[mrsuperkemp]

I disagreeee!!!!



[imreadydoctor]

of course, we all know that Cthulhu can reform at will, and it is only a matter of time before he eats that super-yummy god soul!

[CakeRanger]

sure god would get raped in real life by Cthulhu and if not by cthulhu then by Dagon and Hydra

[ShoggothLord]

What....The....FUCK!?

Cthulhu would have ate that Tribal Sky-God pice of shit and then vomited him into the Void!!

[JetFireMoc]

@ShoggothLord rofl tribal sky-god you sir made me laugh *monocle smile*

[ConeConeConey]

the all-powerful god is soooo powerful that he CANNOT BEAT SATAN who was his creation as well

lolz the church got owned

[Murtherion]

BUU!! Cthulhu can destroy gods of whatever kind... and just with their dark-roar.

[AEsirProdigies]

There's a problem, Cthulhu is real, god is not.

[IronianKnight]

God one because Christian bias in the developers.

[Dwill187]

@xombiez117 God created everything in this universe, Cthulu is from another Dimension entirely.

[GringoTensai]

Damn I'm tired of this song

[MegaBattleship]

*whisper* let the fingers hit the mute, let the fingers hit the mute, let the fingers hit the mute, let the fingers hit the MMMMUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEE

[darklordl3on]

all i saw was god cheat by being too short like yoda in soul calibur.

[gryrunoldthereturn]

chtulhu pwns god....

[olivieero123456789]

2 SUCKY THINGS IN THIS VID, 1= music, 2= NO HD

[IronBuddhaGaming]

This is BS... Cthulu would sooooo win...

[JakeJohnRogers]

@IronBuddhaGaming not really.



[oricalco]

go, go! superGOD!!

[Doodleferret]

Sweet. Now when Cthulu rises from the ocean to slaughter us all, I can hope that God will kill him in a fistfight.

[catman13903]

im so fucking sick of everyone using this god damn song on there videos

[MrDeathead]

Does God have his own cute little plushie that will drink your beer, smoke your weed, be a badass, and strangle you in your sleep if you get on it's bad side? Last time I checked, no. Does Cthulhu have one? Yes. Cthulhu wins.

[mikeytheghostbuster]

Obviously Cthulhu is way the fuck better than "god"

[trydownloadingthis]

Enough of this fucking God shit. The animation is what is interesting.

[aaaaaaaaddsg]

Will everyone quit argueing everyone has their own views on religion, if you want to believe that there is no god, that azaroth created the universe, or that there is an all powerful giant green squid monster, then so be it, i don't care what religion you are and no one else should, we shouldn't judge each other but instead we should all try to live in this world together without being judged by your religion, race, sex, or anything else.

[DizzySunnygirl]

@aaaaaaaaddsg  I love how everyone is completely ignoring you.

[GPWfiles]

god would all ways win in scribblenauts cause he has infinite life against all npcs

[PSshadow92]

Unfitting music first off. Second there seems to be a heated debate over the outcome here. Let me clear that up right now; God could beat Azathoth, there is no possible way Cthulhu would win. If one is to take into account all facets of each mythos, Cthulhu was mortally wounded by a boat, stalling his resurrection for a few hundred years. Jesus, God in human form, died and successfully resurrected. God himself created the whole freaking universe for no other reason than because he wanted to.

[OneWingAngel1000]

@PSshadow92 "God himself created the whole freaking universe for no other reason than because he wanted to. "

This is why Azathoth would defeat God. Azathoth created the Universe without having to do anything. Azathoth's dreams become reality, the Universe is merely his dream, and when he wakes up it shall be destroyed.

[PSshadow92]

@OneWingAngel1000 Except that means God would have created Azathoth.

[OneWingAngel1000]

@PSshadow92 No, because Azathoth dreamed humanity into existence, and humans invented the concept of God/Gods.

[OneWingAngel1000]

@PSshadow92 If Humans created God, how could God create Azathoth, considering that Azathoth created Humans in the first place? It wouldn't make any fucking sense.

[PSshadow92]

@OneWingAngel1000 God created humans, so that poses a bit of a conundrum doesn't it?

[OneWingAngel1000]

@PSshadow92 Technically all of existence is merely a part of Azathoth's dream, that would include Humanity, The Old Ones, the Outer Gods, Other Unimportant Gods etc., so really, there isn't anything that can defeat Azathoth since everything is a part of the reality that he dreams into existence.

[PSshadow92]

@OneWingAngel1000 I refer back to my previous comment that God, in the Judeo-Christian tradition, created EVERYTHING. So if something is dreaming the rest of reality, it was created to do so by God.

[OneWingAngel1000]

@PSshadow92 Why does it have to be that way specifically? I could say that Azathoth dreamed God into existence first, and God then created the rest of reality within Azathoth's own dream. Azathoth is still the master of all infinity, and to me that makes him more powerful.

[ElFattyFatMan]

Fuck this stupid ass fucking song.

[FrannaFour4]

cthulu vs zues

[Fluggerblah]

OH MY GOD. WORST SONG EVER FITS WITH THIS VIDEO.

[pewe357]

dam drawn to life is awsome

[ErikBaumbart]

God does not even win against Lucifer which is his own creation.

[Boaal]

Cthulhu would win.

[SRB2Pheonix]

let the bodies hit the... MUUUUUUUte

[TheFogmist]

@SRB2Pheonix YESS THANK YOU

[SpoiledBreakfast]

F'THAGN.

[GasSnake2003]

Cthulhu lost because of the crappy music playing in the background. In a silent rematch he'd have won.

[shreknet]

Cthulhu wasn't that strong. Not against a being like God.

Azathoth now he may stand a chance. Cthulhu was a guard dog for guys like Azathoth.

[cryoshell666]

bullshit! cthulhu would eath that muthafuckas ass! :L

[AnimalJihad23]

@cryoshell666

Damn right!

[camoman909]

@cryoshell666 um actually no not really

[NuclearXpotato1100]

@cryoshell666 that's what i thought

[KurkoD]

everything is real in your mind and the universe happend in your mind, so god and CTHULHU are both real, and yes CTHULHU GOD kick that god ass

[Drachenfutter90]

You are really arguing about god's existence?

Everybody says god is so bright and the hail of the world, but in fact he dooms it.

Isn't it said: Humans are created by God in his own image.

So I wonder what a terrible God he must be to create such things.

If you think god is real, than think of what he has done to the whole universe creating us.

[shayaisme]

SCRIBBLE GUY CHEATED! I DONT KNOW HOW BUT CTHULHU PWNS ALL! HE SHOULDA WON!

[crabbyian]

So apparently a monster with tenticles wants to eat us....

[100vivitar]

cthulhu is a fifth dimensional elder god who cannot die and can perform every kind of magic. god... well he... hmmm yeah cthulhu would kick his ass

[Madman1234855]

not fair, cthulhu was forced to use only his physical strength. cthulhu can heal his wounds almost instantly, cannot die, and is capable of every kind of magic in existence. beat that.

[gaiarocks0]

@Madman1234855

LOL, not fair. You're arguing a hypothetical that could never be proven. stfu

[Madman1234855]

@gaiarocks0 are we talking about god or cthulhu here?

[gaiarocks0]

@Madman1234855 We're talking about you. lol You're claiming that the representation of two fictional beings in a video game fighting one another - not turning out the way you think it should have - is "NOT FAIR." Is funny to me. The part that gets me is that you have this insane rational behind it. "Cthulhu can do this and this. Hurrr Durrr, he's way better."

[Artuir82]

did you really have to use this shitty song?

[Tormentofprophecy]

utterly rediculous...

Cthulhu would pwn your crappy god any day.

[52BigHitter]

God will own everyone's ass!

[Kaiser2700]

Everything in this video is just shitty.

[Tarnavchik]

ктулхуебы соснули

[NoFantasy]

Fake n gay! Cthulhu would've driven God insane and have him put himself out of excistence. This is in no way realistic

[52BigHitter]

@Gabrielosochosorus god might send u to hell for that

[Kilotov]

@52BigHitter

heaven is not real, and hell is on earth

[perrottafamily1]

@52BigHitter For that...?

[ShyKaLeah]

Wow, you can make Cthulhu in Scribblenauts? Also, shut the hell up, commenters! That song rocks! It isn't Linkin Park and it isn't emo! Stop being presumptuous or God and Cthulhu will own your ass!

[GrimDeity]

@sovrcat ............it's drowning pool not linkin p- fuck it.. I'm done

[Aquadragon7000]

Let Ur Head Hit teh Keyboard (6x) FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Ok... How long will this be?

[tundrafrog1124]

Cthulhu would win btw where are his cultists????

[Funkyboy47]

LIEZ! cthulhu kills all

[kunstsein]

It took me about 1 second to mute this thing. Video timer stood on 0:02 when my soul could respire once again.

This song instantaneous invalidates every content on every video its on imo.

[baardbi]

The song is "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Drowning Pool.

[wdweinfurter]

What's the name of the song?

[DemonKingMMA]

Apparently Cthulhu should've been working out instead of being a lazy ass and sleeping in the ocean the whole time.

[artblack01]

@DemonKingMMA What does God do all day? Nothing, He's also a lazy shit. Cthulhu is grounded, that is the only reason he sleeps all day.... when I was a kid and grounded that's all I would do all day. Sleep.

[baladonian]

Cthulhu Clilay!

[TheGoose91]

@HandMaiden1994 Why vote for the lesser evil?

[Jonstern1983]

Man this is racist or something. There is no way that Yahweh could defeat Cthulhu so easily. He would have to pick up a flaming sword or something.

[HypaSonicDeathMonkey]

Nerd raeg aside, this is probably accurate. YHWH would kick Cthulhu's fat, scaly, blubbery ass, what with being all omnipotent and all.

Yog Sothoth, on the other hand...

[Gabrielusobscurus]

@HypaSonicDeathMonkey : The Judeo-Christian God would be no match. Let us face it, Cthulhu is the cooler alternative.

[gariadara]

@Gabrielusobscurus pretty sure Judeo-Christian God is Azathoth in disguise. So God wins hands down.

[MrKayakFisho]

Thats bullshit, Cthilhu would kick gods ass!