How to wipe your ASS Part I

[Mushr00mOO]

Thank You So much!!!Ive been looking for this for a very long time!

[geraldorford]

very entertaining  ......... and educational, please continue.

[london1419]

Eww

[TD12able]

i use like 20 squares....there no shit on your fingers

[Romaniandick1994]

Or you can call for your mother lol

[TheWolfhound88]

USE BABY WIPES........YEAH!!!

[missfridgemagnet12]

wtf? kill me now!

[thesteezefactor99]

im shitting right now

[nardacantu]

1:36 what do you mean *big shit might go through* hahaha... that wuz funny

[johnsoncuiChina]

still got shit on my hand

[BigLifterZyzzWorship]

highly educational

[Mafidog1]

NOW they should teach children in schools how to do it. Ass lessons, wouldn' t that be great?

[dfauria]

dude, i use like 13 sheets per wipe. wipe like 4 times. :|

[MegaAssHoleTroll]

JUST WHAT I NEED!!!!

[fizzlebizzle02]

dafuq ive just watched?

[IdiosoAmericano]

Pssssh bull.

You did not do it properly enough.

[2PacsUncle]

LMFAO i grab like probs 7-8 and crumble it up into a ball then wipe

takes like 5 wipes

[Blackblade22100]

I turf wipe my asd and found this x.x

[MidnightKiller2013]

Hey guess what?I actually tried your theory and guess what happened? I GOT SHIT ON MY FINGER !!

[IdiosoAmericano]

USE WATER!

[corpuswow]

LOL, how do you know how some people wipe their asses? LOL!

Too much observations in the stalls! YIKES!

[LailaKoala]

WTF IS GOING OOOOOOOON

[DreNewz]

Ahahahahaha xD

[nicoroshan]

i cant believe that i watched this video ....

[CraziiKidd94]

Can someone show me where to find a video on: how to wipe my ass?

[poleeed]

time to delete history...

[peopleofthesuns]

It's a good things I saw this!

[zombiekiller117ful]

lol wipe your shit properly looool

[j0hnxjxrambo]

Hahahahaha the camera guy tried so hard not to laugh lol.........and who the doesn't know how to wipe their ass lol......I mean come on...

[Hannible100]

LOL dude i got piles man so i have to wipe then shove maa pinky up maa ass with pile gell! So i deffo have to was maa hands lol

[veteranmode]

What's better. Wiping front to back or back to front???ha

[NOMOREUNDEAD]

LIKE THIS IF YOU'VE NEVER WIPED THIS WAY

[NOMOREUNDEAD]

LIKE THIS IF YOU'VE ALWAYS WIPED THIS WAY!

[Wanted1445]

thank you i am 16 and i finally know who to properly wipe my asshole.

[JapMagnet]

Show us how to shit and wipe your ass in the woods. Now that would be impressive.

[prettyyoungthing90]

use wet ones too

[UncleBacon86]

no lie. i take 2 sheets and fold it to one and wipe. so it's a square. or i take 4 and fold it into 2 then 1. i think u get the picture. this is a very advanced technique. it has taken me years of training to master. or i just get a lot and roll it around my hand then put it in my other hand and wipe. that's for beginners. easy simple technique.

[damon184]

I try to time my shiting to be just before my daily shower. Cant beat that wiping. And in the case of the really messy ones and i cant shower i deploy the manpon technique

[HLGxMiner]

wtf! i thought way #1 was the standard, but with about 60 pieces of tp instead of 3. Im about to keeps it real..... if my dump doesn't clog the toilet my use of toilet paper sure will. I leave getting my shit on there hands to my girlfriend.

[pokerfinest]

I can now wear white underwear again! thank you so much!

[dither9000]

Who needs toilet paper when you have hands.

[poopRscoop14]

i just take a shit ton of it and scrap my butthole really hard and do this 6-9 times until im the tp comes out blank. then i know my butthole and my hands are clean until i have to shit again

[dancodered23]

Thumbs up of you hate when your shit comes out then the water splashes your ass

[Topaz1115]

Great! I looked at this video because my septic tank is fucked up, been going to a public restroom all the time to take a shit and I wanted to know the right away to do this. xD!

[brashearbeer]

You lost me at "go down and do your business". Please remake or clarify. I'm patiently waiting on my crapper with my iphone. Please hurry. I have to be back at work on Monday.

[Legoman346]

I always scrunched the paper up..For 7 years..OMGWOW

[SHiZiN69ONU]

OH CRAP!!! I GOT SHIT ON MY FINGER!!!

[The12GAme]

This man has a marker to show us...wow

[curtisb3000]

Thanks to your video after 27 years of not wiping my buttocks properly I have finally refined my special technique - no more brown streaks on my underwear.

[meatwad1257]

did you make this because you went to shake someones hand and they had shit on it? lmao the whole video

[TomboyCactus101]

LMAO

[waterfrontdude]

This is what happens when you google "how to wipe your ass." I can't believe there is not an eHow for this. Or maybe there is. I just didn't phrase it properly.

[LiiiiinddaxCortesx]

ive been wiping my ass the wroung way for 13 yrs -__-

[datlibra17]

i think everyone came here just out of curiosity to see if there was a video like this on youtube.... i know i did

[rsattahip]

Should  have used an American flag.

[Zackstar1231]

Wow I have been wiping my ass the wrong way for 14 years..... I feel ashamed

[1stalpha]

lol

[SuperCSplayer]

This is pretty funny!!

[Popanator2010]

My poopies are in my tummy like they should be! I gotta poopie hin my tummy so nice and yummy!

[RedSkyNord]

0:46 "Oh Crap! I got shit on my finger!" LMFAO

[thatbrodave]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH finally no more shit one my finger! i mean thumb!. lmfaoo

[oDannnYx]

WHY is this "recommended for me"?:L

[downloads2011]

@oDannnYx loooool that was a good one

[cloe101ful]

I got some big shit buddy mama doesnt buy me no Charmin ulta strength so I carry boulders in my butt all day.

[JerichoDitch2]

next chapter : Your Ass vs. A Hole in the Ground

[Thxtpoly]

42 people wiped their ass and got shit on their hand lol

[phramirez7]

i take like 69

[moneybelt22]

I USE 20 PIECES PER WIPE I USUALLY GIVE IT WIFF

[cDragonBallz]

I very need to learn that cos i only ask my mom to do it for me. :)

[ziasong]

I had not found this useful until I came to USA.

Don't they know that producing toilet paper uses much more water and energy than washing one's ass with a bowl or a hand shower? :P

[punktheman]

anyone else is taking a shit while watching this through a laptop?

[mrlolryanlol1]

U guys are doing it all wrong 1. Shit 2. Take off clothes 3. Get in shower 4. Turn shower on and face the away from water. 5. Bend over n smell ur nuts :D

[wildonesPWNER12]

how to wipe ur ass.... wow the have verything on youtube nowadays

[MsIHATEVEVO]

"OH crap! i got SHIT on my finger!!" haha LMFAOOO XD :P

[jarekmessi94]

I dont use toilet papir.. Waste of moneys =O

[noloveisacrime123]

ummmmm i wipe my fucking ass with it crumped up and im good with it and works for me bitch so fuck u and ya dont talk shit about they way i wipe my ass punk ass winy bitch

[RandomTroII]

damn i was doing it wrong...

[Goingtwordgod]

How would you know how Ppl wipe there ass?!?!?!

[shmuli9]

@Goingtwordgod You don't unless they tell you. (It would be the same way as "how do you know how somebody in another house scrambles eggs?") However, there ARE people out there who quite literally think "wiping your ass" means WIPING (smearing shit all over) your ass, and LOTS of people are "bunchers" as opposed to "folders".

[Copywriter85]

Is this Peter Dante?

[wildybill]

im curious, how do u get all the shit in 1 wipe? are u teaching how to fold toilet paper or how to actually wipe our asses because the closest you got to explaining it to me was, then you do your business.... im trying to learn here!

[rottkivanus]

i take 3 squares and then i fold them in to 1 whole square and then i wipe..thats how the PROs do it..

[bangelta]

This is a shit video

[MsIHATEVEVO]

b ug shit not good! LMFAO

[MsAyesha1981]

LOOL

[FreakenNERD]

OK. there is much simpler way.. you just yell: MOOOM Im ready !!!

[Sunmayful]

@FreakenNERD F**K I DO THE SAME

[NinetiesYouth]

I've been doing it the Muslim way for quite some time now...

[moneybelt22]

@NinetiesYouth I USUALLY GIVE THE SHEET A WHIF BEFORE I THROW IT AWAY. I THROW IT THE TRASH INSTEAD OF THE TOILET. CLOGGS THE TOILET

[ChoPhilly13]

Thank you man, this has really opened my eyes to the art of ass wiping. I've found this video incredibly informative. If there were university lectures in ass wiping, I'd recommend you for the job, straight up. Keep up the good work!

[NOMOREUNDEAD]

@ChoPhilly13 lol heheh

[CSryoh]

the shamwow guy needs a vacation

[funnygirlgocrazy]

hey i wipe my ass the way i want to

[jvboy88]

all those 63,838 views you have there are because we were all high...... and just watched this.

[00Mj000]

now, teach me how to take a crap

[kzkz91]

i only use water its better

[moneybelt22]

@kzkz91 CHEAPER THAT BUYING PAPER! I USUALLY USE 12 -13 PAPERS  PER WIPE

[justinbieberlove8083]

LMFAO!!! 

[YoungBull1985]

@1cme90 good question

[1CME90]

And for the next video, do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down?

[XfatalxbritexstarsX]

LMFAO...ahhh this is too funny.

[sming01]

im stil wondering how i go to this video

[yougonasorry]

i was just curious to know whether such a video existed... I was laughing hard throughout the whole video lol. I mean... hes teaching people how to wipe their asses lmao

[ChoPhilly13]

@yougonasorry I was exactly the same, that's why I searched this vid XD

[raspberryfarts]

@yougonasorry Same here... But I have to admit itsure it funny

[thormx47]

@yougonasorry hahahha iam cracking up right now LMAO thahhaha

[srinivaskari]

holy crap...a tutorial on how to wipe your ass.....what has youtube come down to....

[DrakyGordon]

this guys is so afraid of shit touching his fingers...he needs a 2 girls 1 cup video therapy...

[dragonballgirl850]

Who uses 2 sheets anyway??

[shordyinabox]

hahahaha, you guys had to be wasted!!!

[nrgshkl093]

jets and water sprinklers should be in every toilet

[nrgshkl093]

in india we clean our butts with water :)

fresh and sparkly bottoms are desirable...

though nothing can beat the the water toilet paper combo when it comes to ultimate poo hygiene....lol

[srinivaskari]

@nrgshkl093 fresh and sparkly bottoms are desirable....lol rofl

[nrgshkl093]

@srinivaskari coz your stinks?

[srinivaskari]

@nrgshkl093 no... dumb fuck ..the indian way of using water to wipe asses the way you are describing it in a very indian way is very funny

[BIGBOSS1983100]

LOL

[ssac2478]

I get six sheets. I fold it in between, making three. After three, I fold again. I don't risk it with two sheets or three. May god have mercy if that happens!

[bierbuik]

good video, you can't ever know enough about ass wiping theory

[sly741x]

lol this is the finished product!

[Bruno243141]

use water son of bitch.. how could you ever stand one min, after u wipe ur ass only without using water,

[Lilroycezor]

=)) hahahah lool

[strewter]

I don't break it off the roll before I wipe, I let it dry then roll it back up, hey presto!! ever lasting bog roll

[yonutZzZ101]

lol i laughed with tears man, you killed me :)) XD

[freddy4108]

@john27346 rofl!

[coolman9999uk]

There's a much faster way. You wipe, and then you shit.

[1939PlymouthRatRod]

Can you wipe my arse darling.

[badmanigga]

oh, crap! i got shit on my finger!

[mskymmik]

Must of ate a chicks ass and she didnt wipe properly haha

[MajBlood]

I roll the toilet paper down until it is touching the floor, then I take it and wipe.

[ssac2478]

@MajBlood LMAO! XD

[doneidson]

Charmashock (sharm-uh-shock): the feeling you get when you're wiping your butt and you're fingers break though the toilet paper.

[zllp1]

hey, the only problem is, wigas don't wipe their asses

[moneybelt22]

@zllp1 OBAMA CANT WIPE HIS ASS CAUSE HES ALLREADY BROWN! GET IT?

[RockbelIWinry]

Thanks. Now I know what to do next time I take a shit! 8D

[moneybelt22]

@RockbelIWinry I TOOK A DUMP TODAY- BOY IT FELT GOOD SMELLING MY OWN FUMES

[moneybelt22]

@RockbelIWinry IS THIS A COURSE REQUIREMENT TO GRADUATE COLLEGE?

[RockbelIWinry]

@moneybelt22 YES! It is. 

[sanoxtelevizor]

this is what a mother would teach a child when he/she is 3. Please stop putting this kind of videos on youtube...

[PrivateAkdeniz]

@sanoxtelevizor this is made for fun -.-

[moneybelt22]

@PrivateAkdeniz I USE 10 SHEETS CAUSE I HAVE RUNNY POOPS EVERY TIME I TAKE A DUMP- OTHERWISE I JUST USE MY HAND ! EASER JUST IN CASE I RUN OUT OF SHEETS

[KNIGHTCleric]

@sanoxtelevizor what`s your problem dude?

just dont watch them thats all

trololo?

p.s. besides many people really do wipe their asses in the wrong way.My brother is 11 but when he takes off his pants i can see loads of shit there which means he can`t wipe his ass properly

[demonangel320]

i cant believe i watched this!! i was just bored ROTFLOL

[runscape50]

I LOLED so hard throughout dis whole video

[Truthismysalvation]

How to wipe their ass properly?? is their a "proper" way to wipe ass these days??

Beats me you're the man :P

[Truthismysalvation]

I cannot fucking believe this lazy ass motherfucker who made this shit video, damn this tutorial is lame punk, next time strip down and take a shit on cam, and then point your asshole towards the cam and start wiping, some people appreciate illustration.

[manishdhadke]

he said- "GO DOWN AND DO YOUR BUSINESS"

rotfl

[Dalwhinnie15]

Pretty funny but you have to use more sheets. With the super packs of 36 rolls I don't worry about paper conservation.

[quityojibbajabbaa]

omg ive just taken a shit and i had to search for this video. thank you so much i managed to clean most of it off, but the video was buffering and some of it dried on. aah well you win some and you lose some.

[SnoopyAirsoft]

@quityojibbajabbaa HAHAHA XD that comment made me laugh my as off!!!! Very clever

[brankozab2]

i dont wipe...

[harryahmed420]

i use water

[DJDIGITAL3]

Yo white people and black people dont know how to wipe there ass correctly so like its simple.. No wonder some people smell like shit they be spraying themselves with like cologne and what not

[luvdevilchild666]

Why do you only use two or three sheets? You'd get shit on your hands regardless then...

[horill123]

lmao! i just came here to laugh. (i know how to wipe an ass)

[tamworthaj]

3 sheets

1 up

1 down

and 1 to polish

[linearstar]

Whats wrong with 1000 grit? Its super smooth and it if do it wet it will leave a nice polish.

[chocface1996]

wow now i know to wipe my ass .... i didnt know what the paper was for i used to use my letf hand .... thank you :)

[PlatinumHearts]

I use huggies baby wipes. They clean your ass really well :P

[gillyssquashball]

Crunchers are like creationists, they just wont listen to the evidence.

[elcortezr]

hahahahaha

[OheyBro]

Nice video lol. I like how the camerman sounds like he's holding in his laughs.

[pedekal]

man, why am i even looking at this???

[TheReblman]

why you people wipe your ass with paper, just use a water and your hand, its so much better.

[JebteSeVsi1]

wooooT? hahahahahaha

[saadsnake6]

using tissue to clean ass is disgusting using water is the best way to clean

[zzmorg82]

34,555 toddlers don't know how to wipe there butt

[stonedskatemedia210]

i thought u were supposed to use a plunger?

[timmy2gunns]

lmfao

[AlexThePopsicle]

thank you

[JustHere1444]

it smells like shit now lol

[ToxicatioNation]

This made me lol!