Dry Heaves!

[Marveljew]

The idiot president didn't tell the kid and the bear where to go?!

[cammio99]

Wtf

[PirateOfTheInternet]

Watch out, Frank! The zipper on your suit is coming undone!

[JesterSentinel]

who else thinks they always get this show in one shot?

[Percussion2edit]

dark and funny stuff .

hay there Mr Frank! i talked to you about the show When you were in DC for the cinematic titanic show. Hope to see more of these put up.

[Chadzxx1]

It's not Hamlet...But, gotta love it!!

[992265002]

lol 0_o WTF 0_0

[TheInflicted]

4:51 who voted Hitler president?

[DaGoulian]

@TheInflicted Heil!

[wrght9185]

Frank's "Dry Heaves" song is hilarious. He does the dry heave impressions so well that I can't help laughing out loud. Maybe we should offer him some Cowboy Mike's Ricochet BBQ Sauce to help settle his stomach. I've heard that the Extra Bold version works real well for that.

[marky2112]

Frank is a great performer. He did a hilarious and pointless song at Cinematic Titanic. I will definitely go to that again.

[1952kid]

Spunky and Tadpole cartoons have a special place in Baby boomers hearts , as one of the earlist cartoons remembered. It wasnt so bad at 4 or 5 years old. And from 1958 being one of the few made for TV cartoons . So go easy on our old pals.

[voodazz]

Something about weird skinny chicks in form fitting body suits that I find attractive.

[c3section]

The dog/bear thing in the cartoon sounds like Steve from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

[josephebacon]

Laughing myself sick over this. Insanely Great!

[theuniversalmindiam]

Whenever I need a good laugh, I watch Cartoon Dump.

[jonesinforjon]

i vote "scrub me down mama with a boogie beat" for cartoon dump

[mhirtes12]

People who don't care about quality and will just stare blankly at the screen, drooling. Lokkit deh purty pichurz! hur hur hur.

This was the mindset of the hacks who created these "cartoons" decades ago, and the same mindset of Jerry Beck and his co-hacks as well.

[mhirtes12]

Jerry Beck? Phhhhht. What an arrogant prat that's sooooo full of himself.

Just some fanboy who mastered the art of self-marketing. That's all he is.

[RockingJamboree]

And what arts have you mastered?

[mhirtes12]

Well, it certainly would be better than this steaming piece of shit. That's for sure.

[RockingJamboree]

Have you created, written, produced anything creative? I'm not saying you have to like this or think it's funny. But what qualifies you as worthy of passing judgment on other "hacks"? I looked at the videos "produced" by mhirtes12. I didn't find anything as Original or Well Produced as Cartoon Dump.

[mhirtes12]

Why are you so defensive to Jerry HACK for? What is he? Your boyfriend or something?

[RockingJamboree]

I don't know Jerry at all. Was he your abusive step-father? You say what you MIGHT make WOULD BE better. PROVE it! Do something. Make something. Create, don't just absorb and regurgitate other people's work. Understand the courage this takes. It's easy to sit on the sidelines and complain. If you don't like this, fine. Don't watch. Find a GOOD video that you LIKE and say something POSSITIVE about that. Your whining, name calling and compulsive need to "be right" are annoying at best.

[mhirtes12]

Look. Just because Prop 8 prevents you from fulfilling your lifelong dream of being MRS. Jerry Beck doesn't mean you should take it out on anyone who doesn't bow down to kiss his arrogant fanboy ass (you might get jealous at that too, since that's apparently your job).

[RockingJamboree]

One drunken reach-around doesn't make Jerry or me Gay Lovers. Seriously, I don't know Jerry at all. I just think this video is very funny.  That is more than I can say for your brand of stupid, homophobic humor, mhirties12. Mentioning "Prop 8" doesn't make your slurs topical and funny, no more than if you had said "Brokeback Dump" two years ago.

Dude, you are coming across like the strange, gay-bashing Cartoon Dump Troll. Each new comment you write makes you seem a bit more pathetic.

[mhirtes12]

Whatever, idiot. Your sucking-up to a pretentious hack like Beck already shows how much a loser you are.

[RockingJamboree]

What do I have to say? I don't KNOW Jerry Beck! I just LIKE this video. I don't think this video is pretentious, so I don't know what makes Jerry Beck pretentious. I don't want anything from Jerry Beck, so why would I be sucking up to him? I don't know or care about Jerry Beck!

Look, mhirtes12, it's simple. I think this video is FUNNY, original and unique! FIVE STARS! But YOU are a comment Troll. I don't what you have against Jerry Beck, but it's certainly not based on THIS video.

[mhirtes12]

Well guess what? I *have* had contact with Jerry FUCKING Beck, and I can testify from observationt hat he is the most arrogant, stuck-up, full of himself shithead that ever blighted the fandom. He makes sure that ANYTHING he is involved in has HIM mentioned prominently.

And no, Cartoon Dump is VERY unoriginal. It's just a repackaging of some old cartoons with a retarded leotard show to lead into it.

Okay. Your serve, Fucko.

[RockingJamboree]

Mhirtes12, you are dull and I am bored with you. You've let your fanboy feud with Jerry Beck prejudice your judgment. You've missed the draw of Cartoon Dump. The cartoon is there as frosting for the Sketches. The sketches aren't there to dress up the cartoon. But Jerry Beck does an EXCELLENT job of picking the cartoons!

Go wank to your autographed photo of Yvonne Craig again. Weep softly and sob, "Why Jerry Beck and not ME, WHY!" I'm tired of this. I'm tired of you, mhirtes12. Goodbye.

[mhirtes12]

Oh, go to Hell. No one asked you to come in here and defend your One True Love from all critique anyway.

[RockingJamboree]

And who requested your annoying presence, mhirtes12? You can take your homophobic, Jerry Beck-obsessed tedium elsewhere. I found this video by going to the Cartoon Dump web site. There was a link there, so I guess that's how I got "invited." Again, I like this video and the more you complain about him, mhirtes12, the more I like Jerry Beck.

[mhirtes12]

Shut up, moron.

[RockingJamboree]

Seriously? That is what you are reduced to, two days before Christmas? "Shut up, moron"? What a sad and lonely life, you and your bits of video share, mhirtes12! The annoyance I felt in your presence has turned more toward pity. I'm sorry that you have nothing better to do with your Christmas than wallow in hate and envy.

Find something that you LIKE, mhirtes12. Go join HoffSpace. Better yet, spend some time in the real world, away from the computer, old cartoons or TV shows. Peace.

[ICLAIMTHISNAME]

So who's Tadpole and who's Spunky?

[JacobSeige]

Holy fuck you two rock

[EricDaBee]

"Give me another gun, quick!" LOL

[vivalaresisty]

I would greatly appreciate an MP3 version of "Dry Heaves" when it becomes available. Comedy gold like this hasn't come around in years.

[thefunnyfatguy]

wow!

[thefunnyfatguy]

Wow! Did that bird with the glasses say Fu#k? Another great episode. More please.

[xabaras]

Great one! I'd be tempted to buy a ringtone with the "Dry Heaves" song.

[MikeandIke01]

Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He's not Mike.

Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike. Well, we've watched all the videos ya got so far and, gotta tell ya, this is the darkest stuff we've seen since we looked into our own souls.

M: Keep it coming. And we've seen your five videos, seen any of ours? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

I: Namaste.