Ok, this is my theory: david lynch does not exist. he is an alien. he's just a body attached to his own right hand. the right hand is the creature. his movies are used to kidnap human minds. ù
Watch the camera guy at 1:14! He goes like: "What is this weirdo talking about? I don´t get it. Does anyone?!" And the whole crowd is apparently following every word that comes out of Davids mouth like lemmings. So he turns back, continues doing his job and thinks: "Thank god i never made it to film school."
when he left the parking lot that day he was blasting Welcome To Planet Motherfucker...for what it's worth. ....perhaps he'll remake Highschool Confidential.
Fuck use all for paying out his hands. Like Ali and fox, lynch suffers from a rare disease called parkinsons. Would u still pay him out if he had aids???? Just watch his films and listen to his music, and pay yourselfs out if u don't understand them.
As he slowly hypnotizes you with the constant waggle of his hand, his words creep deeply into your subconscious where it will later grow into the premature form of what we know as self-enlightenment.
I read the book "Lynch on Lynch" awhile back. Apparently he used to have trouble articulating sentences. I think "Lynchian Handwagalisis" helps him concentrate on his stream of thought. :D I do the same thing, but I touch my hair.
Back to the clip: I heartily agree with what he's saying. Sometimes, if you are filming something, a piece of music just *clicks*, even if it wasn't the thing that inspired it, or even if it's not completely musical... It's all context.
Back to the clip: I heartily agree with what he's saying. Sometimes, if you are filming something, a piece of music just *clicks*, even if it wasn't the thing that inspired it, or even if it's not completely musical... It's all context.
I think his musical tastes has changed a lot over the decades, but overall I think he's a jazzy kind of guy. I really liked the music of Twin Peaks, albeit it's jazz which I haven't really been much of a fan of over the years, the show sort of changed my perspective on that an thus I now love jazz that carries if not a vestige of resemblence to Twin Peaks. It's strange how popular culture can change you like that.
In the future, David Lynch will be diagnosed with a condition unique to David Lynch. This condition causes him to raise his hand to shoulder height and waggle it while he talks about his creative process. It will be called Lynchian Handwagalisis.
It will not be considered a very serious condition...
it will also have the positive side effect of many people loving you for it, and all your other quirks.
perfection can only truly be found through imperfection, as it is a concept based on perspective. the timeless paradox always bubbles to the surface in beauty, great art, and the artists who create it. :)
@OuroborosChoked It will be treated by projecting the image of a flaming roullette table directly onto the back of your retina. It will be administered by a one legged midget prostitute who only walks backwards.
my sister once spat on david lynch. that was so hot. My sister is one fine babe. All the guys talk about her sexually and i think thats funny. I don't care about my sister or her feelings. I wish my sister wasn'y so sexy and crazy. i feel wrong when i drool over her
You do not see what the fuss is about, right? Watch Blue Velvet, then Eraserhead, then the Straight Story. Do not mince this order though. NO NO NO DO NOT MIX!
IS the person recording this popping popcorn?
Alimaria 4 months ago
he's a genius
rhombusskullvsteal 4 months ago
His right hand is a distraction so you don't notice the guy in the back filming you watching this video.
SakaWannabe 5 months ago 7
his left hand is his penis hand
stickybelvedere 6 months ago
that HANDDD
wadaledu 6 months ago 2
I love how his answers are always abstract and obscure, just like his work! :P
OmegaOwA 6 months ago
Ok, this is my theory: david lynch does not exist. he is an alien. he's just a body attached to his own right hand. the right hand is the creature. his movies are used to kidnap human minds. ù
I'm your slave, fucking genius!
enzobellobello 6 months ago
amazing fingerwork.
supermutantify 6 months ago
Watch the camera guy at 1:14! He goes like: "What is this weirdo talking about? I don´t get it. Does anyone?!" And the whole crowd is apparently following every word that comes out of Davids mouth like lemmings. So he turns back, continues doing his job and thinks: "Thank god i never made it to film school."
SinizaMinista 7 months ago 2
Is it just me or does that "crackling sound" sound like someone violently blowing the camera?
kopileegh16 7 months ago
when he left the parking lot that day he was blasting Welcome To Planet Motherfucker...for what it's worth. ....perhaps he'll remake Highschool Confidential.
newnewly 8 months ago
spirit fingers
alexatripp 8 months ago
"What kind of music do you listen to while you write?"
He doesn't in anyway, shape or form answer this question! But what he has to say is completely epic! I love you, man.
<3
gibboj94 8 months ago 2
I'd love for Lynch to come to my local Border's. It would make sense since I live in Portland & I know he's fond of the NW. Keep dreaming!
KleWdSide 9 months ago
this guy is so cool.
MattyStevensonBishop 9 months ago
Who'ds jerking off behind the camera?
coolhamid1 9 months ago 3
Fuck use all for paying out his hands. Like Ali and fox, lynch suffers from a rare disease called parkinsons. Would u still pay him out if he had aids???? Just watch his films and listen to his music, and pay yourselfs out if u don't understand them.
econometricsly 9 months ago
As he slowly hypnotizes you with the constant waggle of his hand, his words creep deeply into your subconscious where it will later grow into the premature form of what we know as self-enlightenment.
Rhoadhead 9 months ago 3
recorded on a geiger counter
r00key 10 months ago 5
That hand is so goddamn distracting
Velereux 10 months ago
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"and you go like that."
homeonice 10 months ago
I freakin love david lynch. he's brilliant.
taylorlambfilms 11 months ago 2
@snifxx0 um yeah you said he was trying to hard but i understood him just fine and who the fuck are "you" lol
IsaacCruzBenjamin 11 months ago
i fucking love david lynch. he seems like such a nice guy
brums12 11 months ago
@snifxx0 he always does that thing with is hand .. were u looking at his hand the whole time or listening to him?
IsaacCruzBenjamin 11 months ago
I like how he looks around after like......"I vaguely answered that one "
Dayberry 1 year ago 4
It's only a mattter of time before the definition of 'genius' will be used consistently to refer to this remarkable man.
JoostSibens 1 year ago
David's invisible Typewriter :)
KRAFTWERK2K6 1 year ago
Fucking answer the question
backlikevertabrae 1 year ago
His advice inspires me to go do the things I do.
zippywaite 1 year ago
his hand movement indicatates the tempo of his mind. every fingermovement is a consideration.
Dubroar 1 year ago
And you go like that...with your hand.
mundanewarrior 1 year ago
OMG. HIS HAND.
osharemind 1 year ago
so what music does he listen to? haha
shelooksthroughme 1 year ago 2
I read the book "Lynch on Lynch" awhile back. Apparently he used to have trouble articulating sentences. I think "Lynchian Handwagalisis" helps him concentrate on his stream of thought. :D I do the same thing, but I touch my hair.
gunmomm 1 year ago
Even in real life, his condition hurts my brain... DAT HAND
PowerOfWilliam 1 year ago
I'd like to imagine that there is a little girl with a red balloon waving at Sir David, to whom hes waving back.
Slevin958 1 year ago 5
Does it really need to be explained? Really?
13samoht 1 year ago
he is so dang artistic... man... almost to the point of loosing it.
BankruptMonopoly 1 year ago
He didn't even answer the question... for some reason I find myself not caring...
modestvermin995 1 year ago
@modestvermin995 i know, right?
dullath 1 year ago
spirit fingers
eeeewd33 1 year ago
David Lynch - talking about music while playing an invisible flute.
feighnt 1 year ago
everyone does weird shit when theyre trying to explain real crazy ideas
ariellexblack 1 year ago
Is someone popping popcorn?
SpeakToMe19 1 year ago 7
his wife must love his handjobs.
ronnyim12345 1 year ago 2
@ronnyim12345 rofl
encrustanail 1 year ago
I like watching his fingers when he talks.
rebarbeccatar 1 year ago 2
So that's a yes?
stevemcquark 1 year ago
so What KIND of music does he listen to while writing again? anyone can just say all different kinds
theremixphilly 1 year ago
there's an annoying fapping sound.... god, what is the camreaman doing?
Malade1213 1 year ago 14
Back to the clip: I heartily agree with what he's saying. Sometimes, if you are filming something, a piece of music just *clicks*, even if it wasn't the thing that inspired it, or even if it's not completely musical... It's all context.
autosuggestionband 1 year ago
Back to the clip: I heartily agree with what he's saying. Sometimes, if you are filming something, a piece of music just *clicks*, even if it wasn't the thing that inspired it, or even if it's not completely musical... It's all context.
autosuggestionband 1 year ago
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autosuggestionband 1 year ago
@youarenowreadingthis: Lmao, I know. This man is .. indescribable.
You just can't make this stuff up.
Ntar0 1 year ago
EXCELLENT use of the Chewbacca defense.
4jonah 1 year ago 3
Aaaaaand... JAZZ HANDS!
Bezaralian 1 year ago 3
Is it farther to Kansas City, or by bus?
pazzensutra 1 year ago
Well said
bavwill 2 years ago
I like that he didn't actually answer the question.
youarenowreadingthis 2 years ago 10
I love his interpretation about music. I've been trying to describe this feeling for awhile now.
RiVvenGuard 2 years ago
His fingers and hand are very expressive.
jairaugustosoares 2 years ago 6
He should listen to some Electric Wizard then.
Vestu 2 years ago 27
fuckin yeah!
MarauderU 2 years ago
@Vestu Legitimately psyched right now to see a Wizard reference. Rock on brother. \m/
Xdrakemanx 6 months ago
I just love his gesture. Those fingers of his are just awesome!
TheRealNinjaBaka 2 years ago 4
Spirit Fingers!
haha i love david lynch
MooOinkQuackWoof 2 years ago
what's the guy with the camera doing at 0.30? maybe, he saw david playing with his fingers and had an army flashback.. i dunno.
redz0791 2 years ago 5
It would be great if David Lynch and neurosis collaborated on a movie.
jeanvil 2 years ago 6
Halo Thank you for sharing a truth.
Divine Love & HOly Kisses,
Sandra Lynch
CSO, AngelAtGodCentralStation
angellync 2 years ago
Wow. What a sensory guy. Look at his eyes clench and his fingers dance.
JulieWong80 2 years ago
I think his musical tastes has changed a lot over the decades, but overall I think he's a jazzy kind of guy. I really liked the music of Twin Peaks, albeit it's jazz which I haven't really been much of a fan of over the years, the show sort of changed my perspective on that an thus I now love jazz that carries if not a vestige of resemblence to Twin Peaks. It's strange how popular culture can change you like that.
Entity1490 2 years ago
so what music does he like then....
chucknorris1988 2 years ago 2
Seeing his movies, i say Jazz.
WallyWadeMovies 2 years ago
He likes metal a lot, these days.
BucksStudent 2 years ago
So true!!
agreeklove 2 years ago
HIS HAND AHHH especially around :30 when it accidentally intersects/interacts for a short time with the camera man's hand movements
gburton 2 years ago
Some times I this guy is nothing more than an ironist
and, a damn good one
notdarkyet1997 2 years ago
Maybe, but, his stuff is genius!
djcapture1 2 years ago
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BigNug81 2 years ago
ive seen many D lynch interviews and his hand looks like has its own life floating like a julee cruise song...
cineasta71 2 years ago
Is someone typing morse code in the background? Fucking annoying.
daneboe 2 years ago 9
its like memo typing.D
Aaathan 2 years ago
LE FALTA UN BRASO?????????
lanky2822 2 years ago
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get that fucking hand under control, lynch
BoldOriginalFlavor 2 years ago
his facial expression at the end was so chill
he must've thought "Hell yeah, I'm happy as hell with that answer."
HandsUpPantsDown 2 years ago 8
you know he got it from yo moma
klaunmaan 2 years ago
He's producing an epic opera symphony with his hand.
Complete with the epic parts clearly shown.
PwnzorBob 2 years ago 3
like he's playing the piano
leanbean1 2 years ago
His hand is so surreal.
It's like the best trip ever.
XxGaloyxX 2 years ago 9
I thought the hand thing was a joke. But it's REAL MAN! IT'S REAL!!!
Francosisc 2 years ago 9
If i was there i would probably run on stage and high five that hand!
choco666 2 years ago 9
I really wonder if he had some meaning to the show or did he just think it would be a fun thing to do.
fiveMIRrOrs 2 years ago
He's a genius!
But god does he talk with his hands! LOL
Reishyn 2 years ago 2
He sure does like the word, "married".
Janko9 2 years ago
In the future, David Lynch will be diagnosed with a condition unique to David Lynch. This condition causes him to raise his hand to shoulder height and waggle it while he talks about his creative process. It will be called Lynchian Handwagalisis.
It will not be considered a very serious condition...
OuroborosChoked 2 years ago 114
it will also have the positive side effect of many people loving you for it, and all your other quirks.
perfection can only truly be found through imperfection, as it is a concept based on perspective. the timeless paradox always bubbles to the surface in beauty, great art, and the artists who create it. :)
maniacafrodisiac 2 years ago
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auragirl1965 2 years ago
thanks..? you seemed to have removed your comment, but i received it in my email.
i'm glad i'm not alone in that respect.. perfection is imperfection. one person's trash is another person's treasure.
maniacafrodisiac 2 years ago
I wonder if it has to do with smoking or drinking, like it's therapy or something.
Keep the hand occupied when not dormant.
:)
luvkrafft 2 years ago
@OuroborosChoked Might cause occasional shoulder pain but you will obtain thousands of fans very easilly.
dilps 1 year ago
@OuroborosChoked that's possibly the funniest comment i've ever read.
JoelisRich 1 year ago
@OuroborosChoked +1
wereguy2 1 year ago
@OuroborosChoked I think I have that i gesticulate a lot haha
rodrymoya 1 year ago
@OuroborosChoked 'Lynchian sign language'
braindamagehurts44 1 year ago
@OuroborosChoked It will be treated by projecting the image of a flaming roullette table directly onto the back of your retina. It will be administered by a one legged midget prostitute who only walks backwards.
devourerofbabies 1 year ago
@OuroborosChoked
>implying it's not just Asperger's
perleatsworld 9 months ago
patronising..
Peterraul77 2 years ago
I love the Lynch.....
even if he wo'nt friend me on myspace
.....bastard (sarcasm)
Wolviepayne 3 years ago 6
lol, he didn't really answer the question.
BoondocksOfBoston 3 years ago
oh lol
pinballfortress 3 years ago
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my sister once spat on david lynch. that was so hot. My sister is one fine babe. All the guys talk about her sexually and i think thats funny. I don't care about my sister or her feelings. I wish my sister wasn'y so sexy and crazy. i feel wrong when i drool over her
tuerescaliente 3 years ago
Are you Frank Black?
Manusturbo 2 years ago
my love
<3
2kool4skewl77 3 years ago
the audio is soooo far behind...
bettyfisherman 3 years ago
the man is a genious, but i beleive his hand has a mind of its own :]
acandycolorednick 3 years ago 55
Excuse me for mentioning this, but it's "genius" not "genious". A classic mistake!
behzadaghili 3 years ago 5
lol, very well very well
acandycolorednick 3 years ago 2
He's a jeanyous.
madlutist 3 years ago 2
wow.
TuMira85 3 years ago 2
ziinies
Mystiik 2 years ago
@acandycolorednick this comment is fantastic
nakabar 1 year ago
He's brilliant. And hilarious.
fluorophoric 3 years ago 4
la mano!!! I crazy for his hand!!
SolomonCaine84 4 years ago 5
You do not see what the fuss is about, right? Watch Blue Velvet, then Eraserhead, then the Straight Story. Do not mince this order though. NO NO NO DO NOT MIX!
niceandeasygeorge01 4 years ago
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i just saw his interview on leno, now this, i really dont see what of him makes my friends go so crazy
jackjiezhang 4 years ago
hmm maybe watch his films?
henryhynes 3 years ago 3
love his hand :)
kostianix 5 years ago 6
He completely ignored the question... so typical. xD
Niotku 5 years ago 4