10 Ways to be an Asshole in Battlefield: Bad Company 2

[skatechater]

NeesDeep, use Fraps??? best recorder on the marker for a very fair price! Been waiting for the bf3 edition way to long now! :(

[NeesDeep]

@skatechater I don't have a computer capable of running bf3 :/ sorry I haven't made it yet. the video is already written out. I've just been waiting on dice >_>

[zoccoztuber]

this vid sux bad

[MrLephi1]

when are you doing asshole bf3 video

[NeesDeep]

@MrLephi1 It's all planned out. I'm just waiting for Dice to patch in Battle Recorder D:

[adad87821]

106 people were victims of these assholes 

[randomtoa]

What map is that at 1:16 its not atacama or arica harbour

[sewarforlife]

@randomtoa its the us spawn in arica harbour rush

[221louis]

lol halo combat evovled song

[221louis]

hot pockets

[sewarforlife]

there are alot of ass holes in battlefeid 3.

[adad87821]

8:02 is from campaign -_-

[TheWertyu]

i know one way to be an asshole in BF3,

camping in rush wile you attacking just because you want a high K/D and make your team lose

[MrPhantom237]

#2 and 4 happens to me all the time

[yeniceri1015]

You guys are hilarious. Im still laughing my ass off.

[InsomniacLegit]

i mean # 10..d'oh

[InsomniacLegit]

#1 always happens to me! >:(

[Spiritrunner6]

Ok, the tracer dart thing was funny. I'll give you guys that one.

[5LPm3x]

gotta say 6:49 was pretty funny

[TheShlok17]

What is the song at 6:50 plz

[TTKA200602]

Hot pockets ding rofl

[tskcthulhu]

looks like you dont have to work hard to be an asshole, couse u r a natural burn asshole.

[SamirSuperman786]

This makes me laugh every time!

[Abyss125808]

lol i remember that i say my teammate steal an enemy's bradly after i made the guy hide behind the tank all i see after that is the guy running after his tank and i just shot his face off i was laughing so hard

[XenthisX]

I always always always jihad quad!

[ChirayuKhotchasanee]

#1 was so Beautiful Ive never seen That Much team work in a match to hunt and kill one guy on there team im soo Happy it was in Battle Field :)

[weedwar09]

i think the number one thing that pisses me off is when im repairing someones tank being nice and then they just fucking take off

[showbizz10]

@sisusdk u actually look like an asshole right now since u called out so many people that are better than u idiot xD!! No one sees people starting a fight by bashing PC players because console people are nice

[sisusdk]

11. You are an asshole when you play BFBC2 on Consol....!!!

[NeesDeep]

Battlefield 3 Asshole video will be epic. I promise you that.

[bemoney777]

@NeesDeep i wonder what quad launch would be like in battlefield 3??

[trigerhappy011]

6:40

kill that cod sucka!

>:D

[knatesojh]

Boner by Straight Outta Junior High.

Get this song on itunes!

[Mr00Death]

those 101 that dislike this video are either muslim or mw2 players or a combination there of

[claytin8895]

Awesome choice in music!

[DeFcoN159]

how you quad launch? 2 c4 behind? the quad?

[MsLinziKirsch]

i have other 10 ways to be an asshole

1) hardcore mode, shoot partners Anti tank mine and itll count as them teamkilling you

2)if your attackers, destroy all vehicles so nobody can use them

3)hardcore mode, be a medic, teamkill one guy, steal his kit and empty out his ammo, revive him and run away. he will have no more ammo unless hes an assault lol :D

4) regular rush, destroy your own mcom stations while teammates are watching.

5)if your partner is on a sniper tower, plant C4 bellow the

[NeesDeep]

@MsLinziKirsch Hopefully these apply to bf3 as well

[jrmbvn]

QUAD LAUNCHING!!!!!

[cookiemonster9052]

ALLAH AKBAR JIHAD!!!!!

[SamirSuperman786]

Hahahaha funny as helllll

[YAUJTAwarrior]

1:54 what song is that plz?

[likubaisawesome]

@YAUJTAwarrior sir mix a lot - jump on it

[YAUJTAwarrior]

@likubaisawesome thnx ;)

[likubaisawesome]

@YAUJTAwarrior no problem :D



[TheImmortalJon]

i like how the person who likes cod in #1 sounds like he is 10

[rokareltje4]

@ 9: that's not annoying that's wookie justice 'cause they waste tickets

[xXPRicanFinestXz]

is that the metal gear solid 4 eastern europe song

[gmk120]

another way to be an asshole is leroy jenkins your own team's base

[Rollaid7]

looks like i have 10 new things to do in BC2

[OneWingedAngel0429]

Hot pockets!!! XD

[thedeadmunch700]

At Number 6, I'd run like hell right when I even see the tank.

[jeewadj]

well done video

[PRkid10333]

i love this vid

[MrELiTeMoDz]

Rubios (Bunch of Fukk Yeas) Bed bath n beyond (One FUKK Yea

[PlatanoBass]

Dude wats the name of the song in #8???????

[Cclebron]

I dont play BF so what do the tracer darts do?

[SuperAsianist]

@Cclebron helps rocket launchers lock on and home in whatever that was traced. instead of regular aim and fire

[gmk120]

@Cclebron if you attach a tracer in a vehicle you can use your rocket launcher, and the missile goes stright to the vehicle in wich the tracer is attached

[ToxsickSlice]

@Cclebron They mark hostile vehicles

[ToxsickSlice]

@Cclebron Or they just mark anyone in general

[PlatanoBass]

Lmfao Number 1 made my day

[wheelmanv]

yay im not the only one who rushes idiotically with the recon class

[devilcry95]

Number 6 was funny as hell!

[azza5101]

FUCK YEA!

[Kevin90693]

Awsome video !

[MrKoolman08]

@NeesDeep FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kelthoras1]

Nees, you put so much effort in your videos :')

[9180nathan1]

This made my day.. Asian laugh XD

[TheWoodenGuns]

lol

[Nazgul1276]

what's the best way to capture flags whithout running there.???? well you just gotta........QUAD LAUNCH TO THE AREA...FUCK YEAH

[NeesDeep]

I hope there's a way to film videos in Battlefield 3. Rumor is going around it will have a BattleRecorder, like in Battlefield 2 on the PC. If it's true, you know what that means...

[gmk120]

@NeesDeep or include the feature of cod black ops wich records all the games, then you select with segment you want and then u upload it

[Modex14]

@NeesDeep Then everybody could show off their helicopter snipes :)

[TheRealdealdude2]

@NeesDeep It actually was comfirmed by EA and Dice the other day that they WILL have Battlerecorder.

[MrEvelKanivel]

@NeesDeep or when you get in an heli and someone shoot you

[MrKillroy26]

This was funny

[sinisterskills17]

nice i like to play this game but i suck at it 

[TheDRG117]

HAHA THEY HAD A TWELVE YEAR OLD TALK FOR #1

[CoreTheClan]

wats the song for number 8

[dajman24]

That's a lot better than we usually do*interupts* Alright, chums up , let's do this, LEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEYEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINZ!

[Crabby508]

hahahahahahha luv halo musi

[stompen14]

it's fucking anoying that u can't get a "one shot one kill" with the .50 cal -.-

[thazballshiz14]

how did u do the quad launch

[charly40409]

way #4

the most epic evil laugh ever known!!!

[scorch775]

CallofDuty is better

[kurtfruge123]

@scorch775 HOW

[scorch775]

@kurtfruge123

Because you suck

no just kidding. It's better because that game franchise has done better THAN BF and it had more sellers and it is on more systems even ones that are obsolete COD gave gamers a perfect franchise portraying what we COD players wanted and it gave us what we wanted and we liked it. If COD goes against BF which it is right now, then we'll just use OUT INSTANT KILL sniper rifles to own you. If all players from COD played, Battlefield we would suck! vice versa.

[kurtfruge123]

@scorch775 it doesn't matter if it has more sellers. it's a plain better game.

[scorch775]

@kurtfruge123

In whos opinion? Yours? "HA" Thats called a opinion not a fact like Call Of Duty has more indorsment and it stays original. Personally I like Battlefield "Somewhat" but its a game and the COD fans farly are alot bigger than your fans and if not prove it. PROVE IT cause I don't see BF having the same size community, If you do then tell your fellow BF fans to come out of their rabbit and Gopher holes and say something. Cause theirs no proof that BF excedes COd in any way so BOOM!!!

[kurtfruge123]

@scorch775 it still doesn't matter. I'm not gonna start a fanboy war.

[CoreTheClan]

@kurtfruge123 mother fucker bf sucks but this video is funny

[kurtfruge123]

@CoreTheClan BF is AWESOME david, you can't deny that, and yes, this vid is funny.

[CoreTheClan]

@kurtfruge123 the game is good but call of duty is just better to me

[CoreTheClan]

@scorch775 i totally agree with u

[TheShadowman60]

@scorch775 Why don't we all Just. Settle down and just play your damn games people Scorch. You Can just play you cock of dooty: modded commandofail 2? And kurtfrutge. Im on your side with this one. The REAL thing that matters is... PlayStation 3 Will ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ...Be Better than tha peice of fucking gay motherfucking XboxRed360RingOfDeath. And... I Rest My Case. PC Is Better Than PS3 Though. *Enters GMOD Created Fanboy Shelter* ~TheShadowman60

[TheNewbity]

ALLAAAAAH

[PhilippBoe]

xDDDDDDDDDD SOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOL!

[bemoney777]

I've played w/ VMN007 O.o

[wowstrplox]

America! FUCK YEAH!

[bemoney777]

LEEEEEROOYYYY JEEEEENNKIINNNSSS!!!!

[MrRookiemonster2]

So this is what goes on in password protected servers huh?

[nomargarciapara]

You can't run people over with an ATV in COD now can you? When it comes to all out war, BFBC 2 wins. COD is better as a fast paced game. XD

[MrSoawesomekillz]

What are the names of the songs for reason #1 and reason #9?

[sandwichesLOL]

@MrSoawesomekillz reason 9 is The Boner Song by Straight Outta Junior High

and reason 1 is Yakkety Sax by Benny Hill.

It's in the description btw.

[sandwichesLOL]

I love hot pockets, ran over my teammates, got a boner in class, jumped on it, got shot so many times by tracer darts I look like rudolf the reigndeer on exctasy, I have lots of lollipops ;) and mollested Leeroy Jenkins on WoW. Karma's a bitch and I have a friend named Jihad that hasn't yet blown me up with C4. I blow up choppers. I've nuked asswipes in Call of Duty. And I'm so high that ur little quad launch stunt is friggin nothing. Am I cool?

[HipHopbox94]

NeesDeep you should put this video in PixelEnemyRevive its a channel community only for Battlefield

[Toxicdude12]

when america wins put on the America FUCK YEAH song on.......that would actually make you more awesome :>

[Shu512]

Everytime...everytime the thing at 8:02 happens, I can't help but LOL!

[cooljoe494]

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I heard "Hot Pockets"

[denylach]

LOOOL awesome vid ... sooo true

[ecnos]

lol mgs4 music midnight shadow

[deadpool7421]

number 1 is the best

[xXRLCBMTHXx]

BOOM hot pockets haha

[adad87821]

awesome vid in fact this vid inspired me to get this game and be a asshole

[Djentard]

HAHAH Herbert the Pervert xD

[Willpak123]

AWESOME vehicle steal laugh and LEEROY JENKINS. 

[adrianying]

0:46 OMG That's one of the MGS4 BGM!!!

[Sieghart98]

What is the name of the music that plays from 1:47 to 1:56 and from 2:04 to 2:14?

[Falcon4221]

lol got a boner in class XD

[F1zzyHD]

Awesomeness

[jimbobfreddiewilson1]

Halo music <3

[adad87821]

i tried the run over your teammates and got booted of after i ran over two team mates

[KODAKCAR4]

0:47 DING HOT POCKETS i freaking died laughing

[MegaGothmog]

#4 When you're stealing a vehicle they're repearing.

MHUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Epic Laugh!!

[ChynaWWFan]

The UAV part funny as hell

[NeesDeep]

Oh my god, you guys got to stop taking these videos literally. Jihad quad is just a made up term. Point is, this is supposed to be a FUN video. Don't take it seriously.

[adad87821]

@NeesDeep yeah your right i tried some of these moves like i ran over like two team mates and got booted off

[oil97]

@NeesDeep i liked that part it was hilarious!!!!!

[Nazgul1276]

@NeesDeep actually jihad quad isn't a made up term it actually comes from the terrorist group...and how the player uses their tactics in the quad bike...just saiyng. Oh and yeah it's a danm fun vid

[r3dz0mb1e]

@NeesDeep Oh really??? it's fake??? I thought you could really molest children in armored vehicles?!?!

[B1gB0ss45]

The best song ever at 5:17.... Some people these ddays don't know true music...

[B1gB0ss45]

@ 5:20..... Best song i the world! Or best band anyways... Some people don't know true music these days... =/

[DarKSoNTHeLegEnd]

8:02 dont you think that was an overkill O-o

[XxxonlinekillerxxX]

Add me killzonedude123

[adad87821]

friend memy ps3 name is infmous 123

[Fargus5000]

whats the song at 5:15?

[the101gamers]

@Fargus5000 i think it is in the discription

[the101gamers]

@Fargus5000 it is califona cirls by the beachboys

[boomman20]

freind me on ps3 me boomman10

[JustinFPSfan]

OMG ITS THE AMERICA FUCK YEAH SONG!!!!

[HonestFairReviews]

/watch?v=JVLPGhSMzCU&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[DrLackmus]

can someone say the names of the music in this video pls?

[BlazefireSaber]

Lol nice vid 5/5 ^^

[sgtad1]

hot pockets = win!

[JayZilla306]

@sgtad1

that had jim gaffigan written all over it

[MetalStormProject]

OMFG this is genius!

[lordeneler]

2:15

i did this so many times. its fun.

[935pt]

the use of halo music is epic lol and it is actually a viable tactic, I never thought this before, I'm gonna use it in rush mode haha

[NeesDeep]

@935pt It's actually very effective against tanks. I can't tell you how many multi kills I've gotten with this tactic. Of course, I get off the quad before detonating lol.

[mpyritt]

I love the way yall put this video together...the acting...the storyline...this video rocks!!Battlefield bad company 2!!!Number one baby!!

[djboss2012]

We should start a mob

[kajoandrea]

Haha, looks like you guys had a fun time making it. :)

[RecoJohnson]

This is a really well done video, this must of taken forever! Good work!

[morgothMM]

Cool, im really liking these things

[richboy900]

LOL who doesn't hog the chopper

[ikemydog]

lmfao hot pockets

[chaddi9]

1:10 WTF IS HE SINGING ABOUT A B0NER?

[1220nathan]

Best bc2 video out there

Add me Sniping Cactus

(xbox)

[TheImmortalityOne]

#5 FTW xD

[TheInfiniteThings]

LMAO "but i got a lolipop :D"

[EvanThaBoer]

How do you go in spectator mode, or whatever you call it on consoles?

[philberto76]

@EvanThaBoer there is no console spectator mode, unfortunatly pc got the best of the best, they got spectator mode, they can create their own games, which sucks cause Id like to be able to host my own matches, and keep modders out, I have bc2 for 360 and PC, and have yet to play it on pc cause I need to upgrade my vid and sound card

[AdditonalPylons]

I got BFBC2 just because of this video. Great game, especially making fun of MW2 in the campaign like snowmobiles are for sissies and or they'll send in a bunch of douchebags with their pussyass heartbeat sensors. Allaaaaaaahhhhh works in warhawk too. Nice job Corrupt-Aero

[AdditonalPylons]

I got BFBC2 just because of this video. Great game, especially making fun of MW2 in the campaign like snowmobiles are for sissies and or they'll send in a bunch of douchebags with their pussyass heartbeat sensors. Allaaaaaaahhhhh works in warhawk too.

[HazeAlq]

im an arab, and im really offended by the "Jeehad " thing, the least you couldhave done is put an annotation saying "No offence",

[NeesDeep]

@HazeAlq @HazeAlq I did put an annnotation. 4:50 . Ironically, it was an arab friend of mine who made up the term. I don't see how you are offended though. I'm asian, but I don't get offended if people say racist jokes/references. It's only offensive if you believe in what the person saying something related to your race/culture says. Hence, Jihad quad can't be offensive since it's a general term related to your race. I've had to explain this too much on this video.

[xylon16]

@NeesDeep I didn't know asians could be lawyers!

[hammertim101]

@NeesDeep Using jihad in this context is offensive to muslims because its implying that "jihad" is to commit suicide and blow yourself up, which it is't, leading people will get the wrong impression of islam (hence offence taken). Nothing to do with race as "jihad" is simply a word in the arabic language.