"Actually all his videos are true, though there's nothing wrong in masturbation aslong as you don't do it too much or there will be effects such as not providing pleasure while having sexual relationships with someone due to misfunction."
I think it's hilarious he doesn't mention female masturbation. He is obviously going under some sexual stress, someone give him a 50 so he can get a street walker LMAO
OK! enough of this, all of this is false. Happeh Theory? All the scientists disagree with with his theory. Oh, and guess what. He says that all the scientists are "Stoopid". That's right, he mispelt "stupid." Masturbation will not cause the effects that he says. Masturbation is good. Doctors say that it is a natural thing. It also can relieve the symptoms of depression, stress, and can improve self-worth (Something this man obviously has none of). Masturbation can also prevent prostate cancer.
Actually all his videos are true, though there's nothing wrong in masturbation aslong as you don't do it too much or there will be effects such as not providing pleasure while having sexual relationships with someone due to misfunction.
REGULAR Ejcaulation prevets prostate cancer because that part of the body is using its function regulary, so its not weak. Remeber kids regular masturbation gives you a strong penis :D
btw, he said "masturbation" about 350 times in this vid.. and none of this shit is true, because people who masturbate, and I know a few, haven't got a lower left foot or bad left/right eye or whatever the fuck.. stupid ass vid.
It is all true, but what doesn't effect your body, does masturbation do any more dammage then say... bowling, or playing pool or tennis or any other activity where you only use one side of your body. True: yes , worth giving it a second thought: no
I hope that no one is so stupid to believe this. Just listen to what is being said! You would seriously have to have a low IQ if you believe this. :-) happeh huh! I bet. Just think: some goofy pimple faced kid is going to actually believe it. Thinking: oh, just forget the whole thing! The only thing that WILL happen to you is that you will be happeh when you're done!
Okay can you prove other wise on why he is wrong. If you can than please share, because it just sounds like yah pulling shit out yah ass, because you don't want to accept his theory or truth. No offense. You did put on the jerk atmosphere.
Ahhh...it's always good to have a philosopher among the bunch. :-) I'm still waiting for the female version. Is this someone's attempt at a final exam for a degree in some such subject on human health? Goodness! This is not a video game for pool! This is humanity. Jeez! Look at what Anthropologists have discovered. There are monkeys that masterbate constantly. And, they also like to spend great amounts of time masterbating eachother.
folks I don't know why you are all serious about this stuff, it's meant entirely as entertainment. I have studied some pretty esoteric stuff from time to time including tantra and sexual cultivation methods of Neo Taoism. Masturbation is healthy and ok folks lighten up, the man is trying to entertain.
OK IM ADVISNG DONT BELIVE THIS DOCTORS HAVE PROVED THAT MASTURBATING DOESNT DO THIS TO U! NOTHING happens to ur body wen u masturbate, CATHOLICS BELIVE IF U MASTURBATE ULL WASTE A "SEED" THAT IS BULL CRAP UR BODY MAKES MORE SPEARM OR EGG SO IT DOESNT MATTER! MASTURBATION IS SAFER THATN SEX. EVERYONE MASTURBATES. ITS A FACT. EVERYONE DOES IT AT SOME POINT IN TIME.
Hey, kido, masturbation does no damage to body, all these statements are completely false, Masturbation is benefitial in so many different way, it relieves stress and sexual tension, and it helps prevent prostate cancer!
well explan why my left eye is bad, i have a longer left are , and i have a straight left leg and a right leg thats raised up , and a low left sholder , please explan that Mr.this is so not true , Ha ...
Masturbation will change your body regardless. If you knew what you were doing, you could conceivably alternate hands to minimize the imbalance that masturbating with only one hand causes
Why do I doubt this so much?
salamut2202 5 months ago
dose Masturbation cause anything on my face? please reply
MileyGagaBoy 11 months ago
MASTuRBaaaATION.... the word lost all meaning LMAO
hoodiezup03 2 years ago
lmao
victimish 2 years ago
happeh theory... hu hu hu .... when i open the website...
alexandermalique83 2 years ago
this is stupid
spanishaustralian 2 years ago
thanks for information,you are right!
haseebgood 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
JESUSCRISTODAVAOCU 2 years ago
um...all his videos are meant for a joke. People shouldnt take them so seriously =)
vampire131 2 years ago
are u sure these are a joke? omfg im scared
snowboarder8787 2 years ago
don't be so sure.
peperes2 2 years ago
masturbation is the devil's work
thevideohater 2 years ago
then all men in the world are devil worshipers idiot...yes including u...
sebacar90 2 years ago
including women
Hiredguns23 2 years ago
very close to the truth. keep at it.
peperes2 2 years ago
jesus say wank not masturbation, or some other comical word like fap...
livianto 3 years ago
this is fuckin' stupid!
contrerasjenno 3 years ago 4
Oh my fucking god! You're so dumbass bitch! Omfg get the FUCK out! HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU REALLY ARE? 1/5
Spykeri 3 years ago 2
just masturbate one day with the right hand and then the other day masturbate with the left hand
crunchcrunch5 3 years ago 3
And the next day palm up, the next day palm down. I've got a lot of masturbating to do to keep a balanced likestyle.
avocado756 2 years ago
"Actually all his videos are true, though there's nothing wrong in masturbation aslong as you don't do it too much or there will be effects such as not providing pleasure while having sexual relationships with someone due to misfunction."
agreed
8elhaj 3 years ago
lol is this dude angry about masturbation?
Pitchaxistheorem 3 years ago
I think it's hilarious he doesn't mention female masturbation. He is obviously going under some sexual stress, someone give him a 50 so he can get a street walker LMAO
PeTrAbEaN890 3 years ago
OK! enough of this, all of this is false. Happeh Theory? All the scientists disagree with with his theory. Oh, and guess what. He says that all the scientists are "Stoopid". That's right, he mispelt "stupid." Masturbation will not cause the effects that he says. Masturbation is good. Doctors say that it is a natural thing. It also can relieve the symptoms of depression, stress, and can improve self-worth (Something this man obviously has none of). Masturbation can also prevent prostate cancer.
mrmanny09 3 years ago
Actually all his videos are true, though there's nothing wrong in masturbation aslong as you don't do it too much or there will be effects such as not providing pleasure while having sexual relationships with someone due to misfunction.
Lethas1 3 years ago
hey you must be such a black paranoid
Horshq 3 years ago
thanks, I will change hands from now on!!! HEHE
pgjr00 3 years ago
is this legit, this is so lol, it cant be
wonworld 3 years ago
Lol poor ppl who do manual works to live. The principle is the same .
Ekate2323 3 years ago
Hay guys....
Come on .. dont you know if its happy theory its just gotta be true.
Dont you know that your penis will fall off?
You gotta beat off at just the right angle to prevent damage .
agentorangetechno 3 years ago 3
Lol How do you know that, You sound like you never had Sex or Masturbated, First do it, Then look what happens Fool.
Hitmanfan10 3 years ago
Masturbation prevents prostate cancer.
REGULAR Ejcaulation prevets prostate cancer because that part of the body is using its function regulary, so its not weak. Remeber kids regular masturbation gives you a strong penis :D
Jpurser1 3 years ago 5
Masturbation makes me Happeh :P
TheEnd1190 3 years ago 4
lol.... nothing of this will happen unless u masturbate like 3 hours all days
tsenkai 3 years ago
you can keep it up 8h straight and none of this bullcrap will happen..
AZ89 3 years ago 3
no one do this 8h all the days
tsenkai 3 years ago
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MicrosoftsourceCode 3 years ago 2
seriously, what kinda lame ass chokes the chicken with two fingers?
ladiesmantwooneseven 3 years ago 3
lololololol
Inferno957841236 3 years ago
btw, he said "masturbation" about 350 times in this vid.. and none of this shit is true, because people who masturbate, and I know a few, haven't got a lower left foot or bad left/right eye or whatever the fuck.. stupid ass vid.
theInfamous3 3 years ago 2
lmfao at the way he pronounces "masturbation". I was masturbating to that. PS. this guy needs to get a handjob.. seriously.
theInfamous3 3 years ago 4
I was wanking while i was watching that ;)
IloveFootball1982 3 years ago 7
what kind of sick mind takes the time to make these videos sick i think its a christian thing you know they believe anything.
johnxxx36 3 years ago 5
funny
AtlantiXYL 3 years ago
It is all true, but what doesn't effect your body, does masturbation do any more dammage then say... bowling, or playing pool or tennis or any other activity where you only use one side of your body. True: yes , worth giving it a second thought: no
pyro666998 3 years ago 2
happeh sounds alot like happy to me... makes me think this is all a joke.
VeryBad0FeckinFeck 3 years ago 6
this video is stupid get a life ass hole
Denzild21 3 years ago 5
none of this shit is true...
this guy is a loser..
ninjazachy06 3 years ago 2
-.- This guy really needs to get laid.
XxTsUkIShIrOxX 3 years ago 6
Is this something made for the Catholic Church? Identify yourself. :-D
sabrinac1 3 years ago 4
i never used my hands for masterbation just friction with a pillow or bed what does it say for me?
bengold44 3 years ago
" iheartmykitten "
hilarious..hahahaha..!!!
alphaferrari 3 years ago
leaning forward lol. some of the positions are obviously only for professionals
casperado666 3 years ago
I'm willing to risk it.
DefineYourTerms3 3 years ago 3
I hope that no one is so stupid to believe this. Just listen to what is being said! You would seriously have to have a low IQ if you believe this. :-) happeh huh! I bet. Just think: some goofy pimple faced kid is going to actually believe it. Thinking: oh, just forget the whole thing! The only thing that WILL happen to you is that you will be happeh when you're done!
sabrinac1 3 years ago 4
Okay can you prove other wise on why he is wrong. If you can than please share, because it just sounds like yah pulling shit out yah ass, because you don't want to accept his theory or truth. No offense. You did put on the jerk atmosphere.
Only2Rize 3 years ago
This guy is certainly crippled, but mentally.
yuncarajillo 4 years ago
my body must have A LOT...i mean A LOT of damage. Like A LOT OF DAMAGE.
iheartmykitten 4 years ago 17
What if You masterbate your boyfriend and he masterbates you at the same time? Does that then circumvent the imbalance?
CadeIIacorte 4 years ago 2
Ahhh...it's always good to have a philosopher among the bunch. :-) I'm still waiting for the female version. Is this someone's attempt at a final exam for a degree in some such subject on human health? Goodness! This is not a video game for pool! This is humanity. Jeez! Look at what Anthropologists have discovered. There are monkeys that masterbate constantly. And, they also like to spend great amounts of time masterbating eachother.
sabrinac1 3 years ago
guys i have a solution after using your right hand repet with the left to balence it up lol
bio1guy 4 years ago 2
lol
Thamistro04 3 years ago
folks I don't know why you are all serious about this stuff, it's meant entirely as entertainment. I have studied some pretty esoteric stuff from time to time including tantra and sexual cultivation methods of Neo Taoism. Masturbation is healthy and ok folks lighten up, the man is trying to entertain.
SFJane 4 years ago
How the fuck are you meant to masturbate with the palm up or down???? It's sideways you idiot...
molewizard 4 years ago 2
GET A GIRL TO GIVE U A HANDJOB
investgateIslam 4 years ago 5
What happens if you use both hands?
echs1 4 years ago
i dont know cuz im not a guy but i guess it hurts as hell if you use both hands. but i dont know
alexjeff69 3 years ago
i'm gonna tell the lady on the bus to quit jerking me off right now
1955porsche 4 years ago
Fail.
molewizard 4 years ago
OK IM ADVISNG DONT BELIVE THIS DOCTORS HAVE PROVED THAT MASTURBATING DOESNT DO THIS TO U! NOTHING happens to ur body wen u masturbate, CATHOLICS BELIVE IF U MASTURBATE ULL WASTE A "SEED" THAT IS BULL CRAP UR BODY MAKES MORE SPEARM OR EGG SO IT DOESNT MATTER! MASTURBATION IS SAFER THATN SEX. EVERYONE MASTURBATES. ITS A FACT. EVERYONE DOES IT AT SOME POINT IN TIME.
Iluvgoths18 4 years ago
if you take this movie serious, well.. uh kudos to you then
JanusChan 4 years ago
this video is so stupid..... but funny
certainshadeofblue 4 years ago
jaja ja ja ja... it's not a joke?... well maybe they live in... 1640?
aparicion2 4 years ago
Another factor that is damaging is obsessing over the factors that influence masturbation damage
mwtoews 4 years ago
you stupid people who masturbate alot. stop these things, because it's bad for your body. that's why religions forbides this excercice.
believe it or not it's true
unless a person who dosent want to make it true in his mind, well no one will be able to change his point of view.
saladin1987 4 years ago
Hey, kido, masturbation does no damage to body, all these statements are completely false, Masturbation is benefitial in so many different way, it relieves stress and sexual tension, and it helps prevent prostate cancer!
Romiex69x 4 years ago
i BET prude parents fund this bull shit
gangstageek 4 years ago
Can this be used to get the bodies of hunchbacks even again?
Ansatsuken 4 years ago
man....im trying to stop it...but druing im sleepin it becoms masturbating...i heard its nature...but hate it when its starting
mousavi007 4 years ago
It is not nature,it's a sin unto God.The world wants you to beilve it's ok because the world wich is ruled by satan hates God.
MYpokemonRdeleted 4 years ago
um.. that... that was a joke.. right?
DarkLusterVII 4 years ago
No.
MYpokemonRdeleted 4 years ago
Maybe it's better to have a partner do it for you...lol...
biohazardrose007 4 years ago
take the point well everyone, I masturbated once and now my right shoulder is by my ankles. Who funds this bollocks?
BlckComb 4 years ago
And what if you are a girl?
laratagorda 4 years ago
i dont know if i wanna laught of cry :( :) :p
nejideboer2 4 years ago
HOLY SHIT FUCKING JESUS CHRIST , i-i- i never knew ,,, dude im am so un-balenced ! ,,, FUCK! thanks man , for warning me ...
TrueAmv 4 years ago
I hope you're kiding, because this is so not true...
ExtraMarmalade 4 years ago
well explan why my left eye is bad, i have a longer left are , and i have a straight left leg and a right leg thats raised up , and a low left sholder , please explan that Mr.this is so not true , Ha ...
TrueAmv 4 years ago 3
what if you use both hands to masturbate?
Sromio 4 years ago
Masturbation will change your body regardless. If you knew what you were doing, you could conceivably alternate hands to minimize the imbalance that masturbating with only one hand causes
happeh 4 years ago
hahha, what are you stupid, or just very very ignorant :))
laratagorda 4 years ago
lol that made me laugh...I guess itd be exercise
gangstageek 4 years ago