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  • Why do I doubt this so much?

  • dose Masturbation cause anything on my face? please reply

  • MASTuRBaaaATION.... the word lost all meaning LMAO

  • lmao

  • happeh theory... hu hu hu .... when i open the website...

  • this is stupid

  • thanks for information,you are right!

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  • um...all his videos are meant for a joke. People shouldnt take them so seriously =)

  • are u sure these are a joke? omfg im scared

  • don't be so sure.

  • masturbation is the devil's work

  • then all men in the world are devil worshipers idiot...yes including u...

  • including women

  • very close to the truth. keep at it.

  • jesus say wank not masturbation, or some other comical word like fap...

  • this is fuckin' stupid!

  • Oh my fucking god! You're so dumbass bitch! Omfg get the FUCK out! HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU REALLY ARE? 1/5

  • just masturbate one day with the right hand and then the other day masturbate with the left hand

  • And the next day palm up, the next day palm down. I've got a lot of masturbating to do to keep a balanced likestyle.

  • "Actually all his videos are true, though there's nothing wrong in masturbation aslong as you don't do it too much or there will be effects such as not providing pleasure while having sexual relationships with someone due to misfunction."

    agreed

  • lol is this dude angry about masturbation?

  • I think it's hilarious he doesn't mention female masturbation. He is obviously going under some sexual stress, someone give him a 50 so he can get a street walker LMAO

  • OK! enough of this, all of this is false. Happeh Theory? All the scientists disagree with with his theory. Oh, and guess what. He says that all the scientists are "Stoopid". That's right, he mispelt "stupid." Masturbation will not cause the effects that he says. Masturbation is good. Doctors say that it is a natural thing. It also can relieve the symptoms of depression, stress, and can improve self-worth (Something this man obviously has none of). Masturbation can also prevent prostate cancer.

  • Actually all his videos are true, though there's nothing wrong in masturbation aslong as you don't do it too much or there will be effects such as not providing pleasure while having sexual relationships with someone due to misfunction.

  • hey you must be such a black paranoid

  • thanks, I will change hands from now on!!! HEHE

  • is this legit, this is so lol, it cant be

  • Lol poor ppl who do manual works to live. The principle is the same .

  • Hay guys....

    Come on .. dont you know if its happy theory its just gotta be true.

    Dont you know that your penis will fall off?

    You gotta beat off at just the right angle to prevent damage .

  • Lol How do you know that, You sound like you never had Sex or Masturbated, First do it, Then look what happens Fool.

  • Masturbation prevents prostate cancer.

    REGULAR Ejcaulation prevets prostate cancer because that part of the body is using its function regulary, so its not weak. Remeber kids regular masturbation gives you a strong penis :D

  • Masturbation makes me Happeh :P

  • lol.... nothing of this will happen unless u masturbate like 3 hours all days

  • you can keep it up 8h straight and none of this bullcrap will happen..

  • no one do this 8h all the days

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    Masturbation Masturbation Masturbation Masturbation Masturbation Masturbation Masturbation Masturbation Masturbation

  • seriously, what kinda lame ass chokes the chicken with two fingers?

  • lololololol

  • btw, he said "masturbation" about 350 times in this vid.. and none of this shit is true, because people who masturbate, and I know a few, haven't got a lower left foot or bad left/right eye or whatever the fuck.. stupid ass vid.

  • lmfao at the way he pronounces "masturbation". I was masturbating to that. PS. this guy needs to get a handjob.. seriously.

  • I was wanking while i was watching that ;)

  • what kind of sick mind takes the time to make these videos sick i think its a christian thing you know they believe anything.

  • funny

  • It is all true, but what doesn't effect your body, does masturbation do any more dammage then say... bowling, or playing pool or tennis or any other activity where you only use one side of your body. True: yes , worth giving it a second thought: no

  • happeh sounds alot like happy to me... makes me think this is all a joke.

  • this video is stupid get a life ass hole

  • none of this shit is true...

    this guy is a loser..

  • -.- This guy really needs to get laid.

  • Is this something made for the Catholic Church? Identify yourself. :-D

  • i never used my hands for masterbation just friction with a pillow or bed what does it say for me?

  • " iheartmykitten "

    hilarious..hahahaha..!!!

  • leaning forward lol. some of the positions are obviously only for professionals

  • I'm willing to risk it.

  • I hope that no one is so stupid to believe this. Just listen to what is being said! You would seriously have to have a low IQ if you believe this. :-) happeh huh! I bet. Just think: some goofy pimple faced kid is going to actually believe it. Thinking: oh, just forget the whole thing! The only thing that WILL happen to you is that you will be happeh when you're done!

  • Okay can you prove other wise on why he is wrong. If you can than please share, because it just sounds like yah pulling shit out yah ass, because you don't want to accept his theory or truth. No offense. You did put on the jerk atmosphere.

  • This guy is certainly crippled, but mentally.

  • my body must have A LOT...i mean A LOT of damage. Like A LOT OF DAMAGE.

  • What if You masterbate your boyfriend and he masterbates you at the same time? Does that then circumvent the imbalance?

  • Ahhh...it's always good to have a philosopher among the bunch. :-) I'm still waiting for the female version. Is this someone's attempt at a final exam for a degree in some such subject on human health? Goodness! This is not a video game for pool! This is humanity. Jeez! Look at what Anthropologists have discovered. There are monkeys that masterbate constantly. And, they also like to spend great amounts of time masterbating eachother.

  • guys i have a solution after using your right hand repet with the left to balence it up lol

  • lol

  • folks I don't know why you are all serious about this stuff, it's meant entirely as entertainment. I have studied some pretty esoteric stuff from time to time including tantra and sexual cultivation methods of Neo Taoism. Masturbation is healthy and ok folks lighten up, the man is trying to entertain.

  • How the fuck are you meant to masturbate with the palm up or down???? It's sideways you idiot...

  • GET A GIRL TO GIVE U A HANDJOB

  • What happens if you use both hands?

  • i dont know cuz im not a guy but i guess it hurts as hell if you use both hands. but i dont know

  • i'm gonna tell the lady on the bus to quit jerking me off right now

  • Fail.

  • OK IM ADVISNG DONT BELIVE THIS DOCTORS HAVE PROVED THAT MASTURBATING DOESNT DO THIS TO U! NOTHING happens to ur body wen u masturbate, CATHOLICS BELIVE IF U MASTURBATE ULL WASTE A "SEED" THAT IS BULL CRAP UR BODY MAKES MORE SPEARM OR EGG SO IT DOESNT MATTER! MASTURBATION IS SAFER THATN SEX. EVERYONE MASTURBATES. ITS A FACT. EVERYONE DOES IT AT SOME POINT IN TIME.

  • if you take this movie serious, well.. uh kudos to you then

  • this video is so stupid..... but funny

  • jaja ja ja ja... it's not a joke?... well maybe they live in... 1640?

  • Another factor that is damaging is obsessing over the factors that influence masturbation damage

  • you stupid people who masturbate alot. stop these things, because it's bad for your body. that's why religions forbides this excercice.

    believe it or not it's true

    unless a person who dosent want to make it true in his mind, well no one will be able to change his point of view.

  • Hey, kido, masturbation does no damage to body, all these statements are completely false, Masturbation is benefitial in so many different way, it relieves stress and sexual tension, and it helps prevent prostate cancer!

  • i BET prude parents fund this bull shit

  • Can this be used to get the bodies of hunchbacks even again?

  • man....im trying to stop it...but druing im sleepin it becoms masturbating...i heard its nature...but hate it when its starting

  • It is not nature,it's a sin unto God.The world wants you to beilve it's ok because the world wich is ruled by satan hates God.

  • um.. that... that was a joke.. right?

  • No.

  • Maybe it's better to have a partner do it for you...lol...

  • take the point well everyone, I masturbated once and now my right shoulder is by my ankles. Who funds this bollocks?

  • And what if you are a girl?

  • i dont know if i wanna laught of cry :( :) :p

  • HOLY SHIT FUCKING JESUS CHRIST , i-i- i never knew ,,, dude im am so un-balenced ! ,,,  FUCK! thanks man , for warning me ...

  • I hope you're kiding, because this is so not true...

  • well explan why my left eye is bad, i have a longer left are , and i have a straight left leg and a right leg thats raised up , and a low left sholder , please explan that Mr.this is so not true ,  Ha ...

  • what if you use both hands to masturbate?

  • Masturbation will change your body regardless. If you knew what you were doing, you could conceivably alternate hands to minimize the imbalance that masturbating with only one hand causes

  • hahha, what are you stupid, or just very very ignorant :))

  • lol that made me laugh...I guess itd be exercise

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